Rinse FM Podcast - Yasmin - 15th February 2015

08-Soft Slow Motion

We got fire
We got passion
To make everyone
Wanna lose it
And we’re handsome
We are lovers on the dance floor
Feel the body move

And; I was right there next to you
Dancing with a groove
I know, I can feel it
But then you stopped, left me in the dust
So I followed you with the beat

There’s a gnome on the dance floor
Dancing with my baby
He got the moves, he got the groove
He’s smurfing
There’s a gnome on the dance floor
Dancing with my baby
She loves a gnome, and now I’m hurting

At the bar with a honey
She got hair like me, kinda curly
We made out, she tastes like passion
No gnome in sight; let’s go bag this bunny

Now I see she was made for me
Like chocolate to my sweet vanilla feast
But then she stopped, I hoped she wouldn’t walk away
She pointed at me and said:

There’s a gnome on the dance floor
Dancing with my baby
He got the moves, now he got my lady
Now that’s two more ladies; wait, this feels shady
That gnome stole my chance again

Yea

Take it to the left, take it to the right (x2)
Put your hands up, give a little spice (ugh)

Look at that gnome (hey)
Got a dance I’ve never seen
He can pop it and lock it with a left-hook socket; such a ladies’ gnome
Got them flowing like a faucet
It’s hard to be mean when he’s living your dream
Just a gnome on scene looking for his mushroom queen

Now I’m dancing all alone
I just dance like back at home
Who needs a lover when you’re seen as a brother?
But it feels like; feels like; I’m just another man

While I’m dancing by myself
Feeling just like an elf on a shelf
But I felt a tug coming from under my belt
Ring the bell

’Cause I see a gnome; she looks at home
She’s got a dress, beautiful; looks like mushroom red?
First little mama I’ve seen
Little fairy wants my peen
Little small, but that’s never stopped me (dancing)

There’s a gnome on the dance floor
She’s dancing with body
She’s two feet tall, but I don’t care about that
She’s a gnome on the dance floor; gnomes know how to party
Maybe tonight I’ll show her my moves

There’s a gnome on the.
There’s a gnome on the dance floor!

Gnome On The Dance Floor

Track 1 recorded in ableton and mixdown as the master in the same ableton projecto without mastering plugins, only the tracks being metled into one.

Track 2 recorded in the Casette Recorder XR-5 Fostex with the Left and Right stereo Master in Ableton melted into the casette tape and later recorded in ableton to convert it to a digital file.

This is a amateur test not anything to be taken seriously, just a young producer having fun. :)

Composed by Joan Fayos
Recorded by Joan Fayos
Mixed by Joan Fayos

You can remix and sample this song as long as you tag me ;)

1. XR-5 ABLETON

Joan Fayos