A slapper about dry spells. Fools that can't get their dick wet.

Desert Dick

Behold before yee, this bitchin' beat blown back by boisterous boasts 'bout banging big breasts both bosom and butts to become bewildered blocking blows of the Beast, Beelzebub. 

An Introduction

A Bay banger 'bout bangin bay bitchez.

But really, an examination of the middle class's place in hip-hop solely as consumers and why this is so prevalent. The apathy, the drug use, the belief that music will change the world; the youth of the middle class are always deluded with self worth, overvaluing meaningless spectacle, mistaking art for progress. Whilst art can change minds, it can also distract; which is what I attempt to do here. Distract you with shallow gags while saying something somewhat synthetic, truth touted torridly to tuned-in Terran. Nothing is said, but much is meant. 

Grind Along

A solemn piece, reflecting on the hedonistic nature of the youth and a realization that one must grind to make their way. Push aside all peripheral and dive head long into the world you wish to be in.

Nobody Will Hear This

I decided to make an electronic music track because fuck that shit, it is too easy. This took me very little time to compose, as should be obvious, but was a treat to mix. Trying my hand at pro tools. Oh, shit, I'm writing the description of the song itself, not the behind-the-scenes of its creation. 
This song is brief, concise, and will slap your mother right in the teat that fed you.

Helcat 245 (instrumental)

Meet Dingerang, a song comprised mainly of nothing with a spot of something here and there. For good measure. 
As for being unfortunate enough to bear through the entire song goes, there are worse ways to have you ears raped. 
I don't think I know where I am going or what I am doing, save for the occasional chance to manipulate some melody for malevolent misuse.

Meet Dingerang (Instrumental)

Life in a ski town in the 70's was really quite special. We got away with way to much without allot of consequences... The Grubstake Balloon was one of the premier local hangouts. Allot of wild nights were spent there and in other local bars like the Tailings, the Wooden nickel and Sanchos. Those were the days!!

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The Grubstake Shuffle

This was such fun - Thanks to Cody Dawson on percussion and Tap Dawson on Harmonica.  I wrote this song a few years ago when I was singing with a band but we just couldn't get the sound right.  One night, my muse just gave it to me exactly the way it was meant.  Gratitude!  Hope you enjoy it.

But I Do

Two cats from the Bay Area just having some fun making music.

Meet Dingerang (Instrumental)

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