It's the haunting backdrop/soundscape from an evil Wizard's castle of death and torture. This song was on Private for a while but since it's Fall now and I feel it's a great song to get you in the Halloween mood...or to play loudly while snot nosed trick or treaters are walking up to your lair. 

Wizard's Death Castle

Chi-Mo...aka Child Molesters....this song is about beating up chi-mos. 

€hi-Mo-Kill@

It's all about how rad Seattle is...lyrics also delve into a few drawbacks to Seattle life,( like the abundance of passive aggressive folks,) but all in all it's about how awesome of a city it is, as well as about how awesome and my brother and I are. We Norwegians, with that fresh ass viking steez. Thanks for listening! Maybe your steez be glistening soon too 

206 | S€ATtL€ | BooT¥ WhAp | NoR$€ $WaG | 206

The break beat type parts represent the religious leaders attempting to censor my shit. The name, lyrics and image speak for themselves. I'm just expressing a few of the very many things i find silly about organized religion. I mean, in some countries....I'd be killed for making a song like this....that very true and very sad fact is mind boggling to me. 

OMG, Blasphemy....LOL

It's a jazzy-fusion hip hop, trip - blend to mend your mind with mine, so you can take some time to unwind while the odd hymes of mine blow your mind

$0M€THiNG Fi$H¥

It's about people biting off more than they can chew. People trying to be "hard" or tough, getting in over there heads, trying illegal activities without studying their playing field. Being naive and blissfully unaware that you're a damn fool and about to be taken out by the real McCoys 

R€AL D€N$€ & ALL BARK

I'm a fucking dummy, the machines took all my money

TH€ M@CHIN€$ TOOK @LL M¥ MON€¥ (Imma Fukn' Dumi)

About annoying pests......and your grandpa willy

DRUG ADDL€D P€$T &  (MULTiPL€ $TA$H€$, MU$TA$H€$)

CA$T A $P€LL TO MAK€ $TUPID D€€P TH£OAT TH€ OC€AN

TRUNK$ UP TO MY FLAG£ANT FUNK PA£T 2, P€W P€W

THI$ $WI$$ MI$$ BLI$$ (KI$$ n’ PI$$)

POKING DA P€DO PR€ACH€R’$ PRINC€$$ P€ACH PROP€R

GNAWDAB OG H€MSUMIKKE H€¥

GLO@TING IN TH€ R@IN

M£. WIZ@RD : KNUCKL€$ DRAGON, PANT$ $AIGON

I record vocals into my iphone-666, using the Garageband app, all songs are written and recorded by me, using my phone, in my tiny ass bathroom, (or sometimes in a warehouse) either or, it's most likely after i wake up. Once i am conscious, I drink the beast's energy drink and have a smoke. I then mix them slick JBL beats I made and zainy collected sounds i compiled in the previously aforementioned GarageBand App. Noise cancelling phones are best to listen to this shizzle with. Recommended that you also perhaps smoke marlin in two halfs. Or ask yourself why you're fishing marlin. Wanna know something? I think you're crazy. You're nuts! I already know I am crazy......but I'm now quite certain you're bat shit loony yourself! Anyway, toodles yo. I like turtles. But watevs...Like anyone is still reading this. Silly billy diddlin' my dilly. 
Born in Oslo, Norway and raised by Trolls. I currently live in Seattle, Washington. Troll clan still by my side man.

Jon Bin Laben

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