@oneal823-myrtis: Please shut the fuck up

the awkward silence after ive had something to say
shitty personality and ugly face
tryna change my habits but im still the same
confidence is creepy

im too fucking stupid to get a job
im too autistic to be a thug
when you cant really function so you just give up
confidence is creepy

used to have friends but who really needs them
i dont know anything or what the fuck im doing
you can blame it all on me cause im a filthy subhuman
confidence is creepy

if she was interested in you
then she'd come up and talk to you
its the current year plus 2
its over

why bother i dont wanna try
just let me lay down give up and die

confidence

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i dont see
how i was the fastest seed in the race
cuz now im so slow
and i cant outrun the pain

and all those fucking years
of being told that i was gifted
they've made me so indifferent
to any task that comes near

and i think
that it's probably improbable that in 
any other timeline im not still a dick

all my bad qualities
anxieties, insecurities
culiminate into a really shitty tasting soup

and all those fucking years
that i wasted online
of all the possible universes
i know im living in the worst timeline

and i think
that it's probably improbable that in 
any other timeline im not still a piece of shit


im living in the worst timeline

The Worst Timeline

across the countryside
the girls are reading Marx
discussing modern theories
on philosophy and art

they spend their worthless currency
on pleasures after dark
hits of morphine in the cabaret
can't blame them it's been hard

Living between the endless wars
Under a Parliament of Whores
Beside the rubble of the churches
and the schools that stood before

is it so wrong?
all that they want is to feel seen
they're putting on their makeup
like the girls in glamour magazines

pretty girls in pretty dresses
great wars and great depressions
postwar pleasure - 
lovely weimar girls

weimar girls like to stay out late
they put out on the second date
they're not naive, they just want play
cause they may only have today

they watch the mark hyperinflate
watch as the empire incubates
an ideology of hate
coming totalitarian state

Weimar girls, what can we do?
what can we do?
Weimar girls, tell me the truth
Weimar girls, are we all doomed?

even in my modern world
you'll always be my weimar girl
so hold me as we watch it all repeat

Weimar Girls (old version)

if you think i made the instrumental youre just tad retarded!!!!!

picture: https://twitter.com/59_sakurayama/status/1452635339814699010

mr. brightside cover

YEAH!
waking up everyday to a kick in the face
all your dreams are gone
you'll never leave this place
made a habit of falling into holes
this joke is getting kinda old

i've heard it a thousand times before
and it's just not that funny anymore
now that everything's falling apart
i'd dive over the edge for a new start

i'll carve myself a chelsea smile
like sad clowns are going out of style
i'm so tired of getting pushed around
can't wait to be six feet underground
it gets harder to breathe the longer i stay here
under the weight of it all
i'm better off alone
i feel safe in my home
oh it's all my fault

i've heard it a thousand times before
and it's just not that funny anymore
now that everything's falling apart
i'd dive over the edge for a new start

the joke isnt funny when ur the punchline

Rick Reese - Suicidal Girl

cool video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNqDD_OuhlA

hey dad I made new friends 
follow me on instagram
do you have some cash to spend
check out my onlyfans
getting good at sucking dick
selling off some feet pics
in an open ended relationship
when youre simping way too much
addicted to being in love
and youre sad and youve had enough
you gotta stop and chad up
or pretend youre something youre not 
its something that you do alot
spend all your money on ethots

im one of those stupid girls
infiltrating your subculture
i dont have any self esteem
you can shut up and pay attention to me

when you dont have anything to loose
dont ever try to think it through
she finally wants you
like she was supposed to
this is how you deal with it 
even though you feel like shit
a self delusional pay pig

Resist Succubi

your so lewd (the reatards cover)

notice
me now
i make music on soundcloud
follow me
and like my songs
stream them all day and all night long
follow my twitter too
tell me that i am cool
like all my tweets and reply to me
i have nothing left
i have no girlfriend
filling up the void with the internet

the numbers on the screen must go up
the numbers on the screen must go up
the numbers on the screen the numbers on the screen
overstimulation dopamine wtf

wasting all my time
caring more about numbers than real life
feeling like a loser
excited by numbers on computers
my soul has been erroded
5g is corrosive
the internet will fuck u up and ud never know it
real goals have been erased
we wait for the numbers to go up all day

the numbers on the screen must go up
the numbers on the screen must go up
the numbers on the screen the numbers on the screen
overstimulation dopamine wtf

numbers on screen go up

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200.

I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall.

Although humourous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odour wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them, but I could tell they were lying.

Ingrates.

So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys.

Welcome To Monkyland

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