The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

Written by: ohlooktheresabee (@ ohlooktheresabee on Tumblr and A03)
Narrated by: ohlooktheresabee
Music by: Randomwordsonpaper
Coverart by: alifetimeaheadtoprovethat

Consulting For Christmas Part 1 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Written and narrated by ohlooktheresabee
Music by Randomwordsonpaper
Artwork by alifetimeaheadtoprovethat

The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

Consulting For Christmas Part 2 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Explicit
Summary: John Watson thinks he's Very Bad at Relationships.
Sherlock Holmes dreams of wandering around his entorhinal cortex.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30980021
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Music:  Cirrus by Bob Bradley and Christopher Wonfor

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Rating: Explicit

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Rating Explicit

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3 Waves

Summary: John is still and relaxed, drifting close to sleep, when Sherlock figures out the thing he wants to say.
“I like bees,” he murmurs into the warm, musky silence between them.
John’s breathing changes as he contemplates the non sequitur.
“I never knew you gave bees a second thought,” he says softly.
Rated: Explicit
Music: Sunlit Waters by Oliver Ledbury

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How to Give Your Boyfriend

Rating:  Mature
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19757596#main
Summary:  Sherlock escapes London for a quiet, solitary life in Sussex, exhausted after the whirlwind of drama following Mary’s death.
One day, a letter arrives.
Music:  Once Upon A Time by Patrick Hayes

Consulting For Christmas Part 2 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

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