“The difference between. blues music and CarMage is people lose their blues when they see CarMage. Many start feeling guilty and start to lose their blues around CarMage and Robinson. The Blues songs mostly play different genres of CarMage to feel better. CarMage is not only timeless ballads, with the darkest form of blues-reserved for not only the earned chosen ones-  
Ones that have been to hell,  but have had multiple journeys there- allowing the. to take advantage of musician friends who are readily available.”- Robert Johnson—after seeing CarMage playing in the Muscle Shoals graveyard. Lighting cancelled the short show.

Listen to my free beats - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4XdfvJDno

“CarMage is one of Appalachia’s best kept dirty secre that should have stayed a secret.

A filthy mason jar- filled 1/2 way of interpretations of desperate characters searching for salvation and learning its price. 

“These hats are like toll collectors on bridges they burned down years ago. natural comedians most roasting of their own sound-making their fans know that cringeworthy and humanity are closely entwined- depending on the weather” -leonard Nemoy Sun Records-

“Proves my point that if you have no style you can still have really bad style. Possibly the most graceful and inappropriately talented men in music today.”-Colonel Bruce Hampton  Widespread Panic orchestrator- Aquarium Rescue  Unit. 

“Genuinely composed with the intent so that even the desperate and suicidal often feel positive after listening to what these guys have gone through.  They remind me of a modern day version of the band on the Titanic, they always finished- maybe last, but they still finish.” -Bob Denver Gilligan’s Island 

“I saw both of them get struck by lighting indoors. They both shrugged and laughed it off”- good thing Mustangs are fiberglass!”-W Freed 

“I don’t believe two people can be struck by lightning twice in one week but I saw it.“- Chuck Leavell- Rolling Stones

“I’ve heard their outtakes album (very hard to get) fuckin’  hysterically hilarious. If it gets released soon, it will make my album look like Love Language.”
Frank “Sizzle-chest” Rizzo- 

“Not only does CarMage make lightning after they force Tornadoes to go concerts- these rednecks also charge them scalper fees.” - Merl Haggard 

“The only band that get worse with practice.” -Rick Rubin

“When I wrote the album Two-Headed Dog in the Looney Bin, it was potty trained by CarMage.” Rocky Erickson- 13th Floor Elevators

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