favorite songs😼 😼👅👅

ft. @nicholas-duggan-266435344 and @youpdagoat

Lyrics:

Intro:
[Johnny]:
HARDCORE HARDCORE HARDCORE HARDCORE HARDCORE HARDCORE HARDCORE HARDCORE HARDCORE HARDCORE 
WOOOOOO
YEAH!
WE DID THIS FOR THE HOOD
we did this for the hooooood

Johnny Verse 1:
[Johnny]:
uh, yuh
my grandma just ate my airpods thinking it was her meds,
i got mad at her bitchass so i killed her and ate her dreads,
then i took a fat shit in her bed,
went to my girls house and she gave me some good head,

apparently i got HIVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
now it hurts when i PEEEEEEEEEEEE
robbed a bank yeah i copped me some MONEYYYYYYY
i take this rapping shit so SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYYYY

yuh!
swag (yuh), swag, swag,
BITCH I GOT MONEYYYYY, BITCH I GOT MONEYYYYY, BITCH I GOT MONEYYYYY
YEAH

Nicholas Verse 1:
[Nicholas]:
ayy,
shot an african nigga when i was 5 years old,
ugly ass nigga was OLD and BOLD
my momma call she said "where are you son?" (huuhhh?!)
i told her "i just killed a man over a honey bun" ahahahahaha (nonchalant dreadhead ass laugh)
she said "do you have some money son?" (money!)
i said "ive got to go get some"

[Literally Kanye West]:
Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

Interlude:
[young thug]:
metro boomin make it boom 😩
[Johnny]:
YES I GOT MONEY, YEAH I GOT MONEY OHMYGOODNESSIGOTSOMUCHMONEYYYYYY
SO MUCH MONEYY
I GOT MONEY, YES I GOT MY MONEY OHHHHH MONEY YES I GOT MONEYY
YOU GOTTA HAVE MONEY, YOU GOTTA HAVE MONEY
YEA I GOT MY MONEY (.. i got so much) MONEYY

*Beat Switch*

Nicholas Verse 2:
ayy uh, uh, ay -
i shot at a black man at the store cause he was poor,
went to my nigga house, he open the door
he said: "come in and lets eat some... chlor... ine.."
my favourite rap song is fe!n - my dad look like mr. clean
left a german bitch on read and said "neyn"
wait... hold on, hold on...
you actually.. youre supposed to say "nein"
its "nein" not "neyn", but... it fuckin rhymes, so,
doesnt really matter
AAYAYAYAAYAYAY-

Youp Verse:
[Youp]:
Ay this family ties part twoooooo,
my dick a smurf its blueeeeeee,
its so sticky on it got glueeeeee,
i just came in my granny shoeeeee,
i divorced my wife she tryna sueeeeee,
that part is trueeeeee,
cus she fucked a guy named druuuuuu,
but why she cheat on me i got a dick shaped like the nose of gruuuuuuuu,
but idgaf cus i burned her alive cus she a jewwwwwwwww,
im a certified hood fella so i went on the street and did pew pewwwwwww,
my granny got no teeth on my dick she just chew chewwwwwww

Johnny Verse 2:
[Johnny]:
uh, yuh,
contact my plug for some dope
shits too expensive man that is a nope

plug kinda zesty but that is alright
me and my bros man we kissin all night
i fingered his booty man its kinda tight
he sucked on my balls man he took a bite (ow!)

yeah you know i keep a strap on me
not a gun but a dildo you see
blud fell OFF, OFF a tree
shit was so funny i slapped my knee

a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (laugh like the whitest person ever)

bitch you know im a designer
yeah i met her in a diner
bitch im the semen combiner
yeah that bitch was a miner

Outro:
[Johnny]: 

*ahem* to specify for my legal safety she is someone who MINES,
not someone who is underage, thank you.
(mustard on the beat, ho)

Hardcore Gay Sex (Ft. Youp & nonchalantnicholas)

its a donda track so its justifiable to not credit the featuring artists in the song name am i right guys ahahah ah aha ah ah ah a hafshgdfjdfjnlf

prod. by Kanye West was produced by Ojivolta, Kanye West, Roark Bailey, Digital Nas & Twisco.

featuring @1fujimxto , @imaburner & @youpdagoat check em out FR FR
special shoutout to @methmountainmusic free bro fr

too many fucking characters in the lyrics again so heres the link to them:
https://mega.nz/file/KtlSAQgB#sdvdcUeizL5TitB5jnbM8JUXgMY_cHaqafCycGbA3W8

Junya pt 3

He aint even do nun
follow @youpdagoat
Lyrics:
FAWK FAWK FAWK
YOUP JUS GOT BANNED OFFA ROBLOX AGAIN
YOUP JUS GOT BANNED OFFA ROBLOX AGAIN
HE GOT BANNED FOR DISCRIMINATION ALLEGEDLY
HE WOULD NEVER DISCRIMINATE EVER
IF ROBLOX WILL KEEP BANNING MY FRIENDS ILL FORCE EM TO DRINK MY OWN PEE
THE TIME WHERE YOUP DID SOMETHING WRONG IS NEVER
ME AND YOUP BE PLAYING ROBLOX IN THE SEWER
CRACKHEAD CAME UP BEGGING FOR MONEY AND WE CALLED HIM A LOSER
IF YOUP GETS BANNED AGAIN HE MIGHT BECOME A SCHOOL SHOOTER
IM WRITING THESE LYRICS WHILE YOUP IS TRYNA RIZZ UP A FEMBOY COUGAR
I BE PICKING HIS BOOGER
I BE PICKING HIS BOOGER
I BE PICKING HIS BOOGER
FUCK I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE RHYMES
I HAD TO REMIND YALL I MADE "FE!N" A MILLION TIMES
WHY THE FUCK RAPPERS ALWAYS GOTTA RHYME SOME CORNY SHIT WITH "RHYMES & DIMES"
IN 2006 I SAW A WOMAN GET DRAGGED OFF BY 5 MEN INTO A FOREST AND I DID NOTHING TO STOP IT
THATS IT
THERES NO RHYME TO THAT
I JUST GAVE YOU THAT INFO
FUJI IN THE BACK FUCKING ON A BIMBO
BACK IN THE TRENCHES ME AND YOUP HAD TO SHARE A SINGLE PRINGLE
THAT MOMMY JOI ASMR GAVE ME A TINGLE
I BE IN THE STU GETTING FEATURES FROM QUANDALE DINGLE!

QUANDALE DINGLE HERE
WHEN I STAND NEXT TO FEMBOYS THEIR THONGS JUST DISSAPEAR
THIS BEAT WAY TOO FUCKING LOUD - I CANT HEAR
BUSSY SO BEAUTIFUL I DONE SHED A TEAR

YOUP JUST GOT BANNED!

surprisingly this is currently the only johnny testicles song in full HD/WAV
ft. @imaburner and @1fujimxto

Lyrics:
[knee kapital:]
∴ᔑ⍑, ∴ᔑ⍑ ∴ᔑ⍑,
⚍⍑ ⚍⍑, ⚍⍑ ||⚍⍑,
⍑⚍⍑ ⍑⚍⍑,
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ∷ᔑᓭ⍑ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖᒷリℸ ̣ꖎᒷ||, (ᒷ⚍ᒷ⊣⍑!)
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ∷ᔑᓭ⍑ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖᒷリℸ ̣ꖎᒷ||, (ʖꖎ╎, ʖꖎ╎!)
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ∷ᔑᓭ⍑ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖᒷリℸ ̣ꖎᒷ||, (∴ᔑ⍑, ∴ᔑ⍑!)
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ∷ᔑᓭ⍑ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖᒷリℸ ̣ꖎᒷ||, (∴ᔑ⍑, ∴ᔑ⍑!)
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ∷ᔑᓭ⍑ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖᒷリℸ ̣ꖎᒷ||, ||⚍⍑
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ∷ᔑᓭ⍑ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖᒷリℸ ̣ꖎᒷ||, ⍑⚍⍑
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ∷ᔑᓭ⍑ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖᒷリℸ ̣ꖎᒷ||, (ᒷᒷ⚍⊣⊣⍑⍑!)
↸ᔑᒲリ,
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓭ∴ᒷ∷⍊ᒷ, (ʖ╎⍑, ʖ╎⍑!)
⍑𝙹ꖎꖎ⚍!¡, ╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓭ∴ᒷ∷⍊ᒷ, (ᓭꖌ∷∷∷ℸ ̣!)
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓭ∴ᒷ∷⍊ᒷ, (ᓭꖌ∷∷∷ℸ ̣)
╎ ↸𝙹リᒷ ⎓ᒷᒷꖎ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ⚍⍑⍑ ╎↸ꖌ ╎ ↸𝙹リℸ ̣ ⚍リ↸ᒷ∷ᓭℸ ̣ᔑリ↸ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ リ╎⊣⊣ᔑ ╎ᓭ ᓭᔑ||╎リ⊣
╎ᒲ 𝙹リ ᔑ ∷𝙹ꖎꖎ,
ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ∷ᔑᓭ⍑ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖᒷリℸ ̣ꖎᒷ||, ||ᒷᔑ⍑!
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ∷ᔑᓭ⍑ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ∴⍑ᔑ? (ᒷ⚍⊣⍑, ᒷ⚍⊣⍑!)

[johnny testicles:]
hollon
yuh yuh
i jus crashed da wha?? hollup
i jus crashed da wha?? hollup

i jus crashed da WHIP yuh
i jus crashed da WHIP yuh
i jus crashed da BENTLEY
i jus crashed da RARI'
i jus crashed da BENZ
i jus killed a FED
fucked a femboy in my BED
he my lil PET yuh 
that extra sloppy HEAD yuh
knee just crashed his JET yuh
i just made a WRECK yuh
i am currently in DEBT yuh yuh yuh yeah hollup
i be losing money
i be crashing cars
i be going bankrupt

[yung fuji:]
damn the nigga rlly going bankrupt though shit
they just crashed the bentley
johnny pass the femboy over i need him in the backseat
head game so on point, that shit so sloppy that shit nasty
bussy in the bentley, had me feelin so fantastic
bussy in the bentley, way too good this cant be happenin 
bussy in the bentley, had me screamin, had me grappling
bussy in the bentley, had my shit growing like sapling (Oh i just got a boner)
bussy in the bentley, lost control and then i crashed the whip
i just crashed the bentley
i just crashed the bentley

I JUS CRASHED DA BENTLEY! (feat. knee kapital & yung fuji)

DISCLAIMER: NO IM NOT A FUCKING LIBERAL this is not serious and im not actually dissing any political figures neither am i siding with joe biden. 🙏🙏 this is a meme rap idea i had months ago

Lyrics:
[wake up filthy!]

JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
KAMALAS A BITCH!
TRUMP IS A BITCH!
BIDEN ON TOP!
BRO IS OLD..
BRO GOT ALZHEIMERS YUH
BRO GOT ALZHEIMERS YUH
BRO GOT DEMENTIA
BRO GOT DEMENTIA...
WAEH! BRO GOT DEMENTIA IN HIS BRAIN
WAEH! BRO GOT DEMENTIA IN HIS BRAIN
WAEH! BRO GOT DEMENTIA IN HIS BRAIN
WAEH! BRO GOT DEMENTIA IN HIS BRAIN
LEFT, YEAH HIS OLD ASS HAS LEFT
LEFT, YEAH HIS OLD ASS IS LEFT
LEFT, BRO MIGHT BE WANTED FOR THEFT
LEFT, BROS OTHER NAME IS JEFF
FEIN, BROS NAME IS JOSEPH YA
FEIN, BROS NAME IS JOSEPH YA
FEIN, BROS NAME IS JOSEPH YA
FEIN, BROS NAME IS JOSEPH YA
its POLITICSSSSS with no CONTEXTTTT
its POLITICSSSSS that make no SENSEEEEE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
JOEBIDENHOUSE
KAMALAS A BITCH!
TRUMP IS A BITCH!
JOE IS ON TOP!
HE OLD AS FUCK!
HE AN OLD YN!
HE AN OLD YN!
HE A GANGSTA!
HE IS GAGNSTA!
HE LOOKIN GANGSTALICIOUS-

JoeBidenHouse

beat by my man fujimxto frfr

ayyy ayyy
yesterday i fucked on a femboy and his name was ray
i keep rapping about about femboys shi i think i might be gay
i be spending racks on femboy vtubers all day
my dick hurts so bad from beating it that shit is not okay

femboy suck on my ween like that shit is a popsicle!
when he did that shit trying not to cum was impossible!
femboy waist so thin, like a hair follicle
being straight fell off so hard, like the song "carnival"
i feel like mr. krabs, wait.. WHAT THE BARNACLES

i blow up like a particle
im featured on an article..
wait...
oh.. it just explains how im banned from entering new zealand for terrorism..
BRUH I DIDNT EVEN DO THAT SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Incredibly Homosexual Freestyle

raised by the streets...
#RREEAALLTTRRAAPPSSHHIITT
#JOHNNY2028

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