Seanbaby and Brockway bring in Turbo Adult Tom Reimann to discuss Turbo Teen -- the ONLY 1980s cartoon about a kid undergoing an agonizing transformation into a Trans Am that showed you every second of the torture from multiple angles. T-T-Turbo Teen!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 82, Turbo Teen With Tom Reimann

Brockway uses his vampiric powers to seduce Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, into his trap: This podcast about the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned, where Lestat the vampire awakens because nu metal is too sweet to sleep through. That's not a joke, that's seriously the plot. He joins a nu metal band and sings with the voice of Korn's Johnathan Davis! Still somehow not a joke!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 159, Queen Of The Damned With Jamie Kelly

Only If I Could Make A Deal With GOD

Bax and Nagle 03-22-24

Dive into the eclectic and enthralling world of John Pork, the cosmopolitan pig from Palermo who has trotted his way into the global spotlight. "The Ballad of John Pork," a new extended play, features two standout tracks that encapsulate the spirit and struggles of this unique anthropomorphic adventurer.

The Ballad of John Pork

"To Trot or To Not" marks a significant departure for John Pork, as he ventures into the realm of non-rap music for the first time. This soul-stirring ballad encapsulates John's introspective journey, grappling with the dualities of fame and authenticity, humor and vulnerability.

Set against a backdrop of gentle acoustic guitar melodies and sweeping orchestral arrangements, "To Trot or To Not" invites listeners into a deeply personal and emotive experience. John's velvety vocals soar with sincerity, carrying the weight of his introspection and yearning for understanding.

The song unfolds like a heartfelt plea, as John navigates the complexities of being reduced to a mere meme, longing to break free from the confines of digital caricature and reclaim his narrative. Each verse is imbued with raw emotion, drawing listeners into John's inner turmoil and ultimate resolve to transcend the limitations imposed upon him.

The chorus serves as a poignant refrain, echoing John's plea for his viewers to awaken from the memes that have overshadowed his true essence. With each repetition, the message resonates deeper, urging listeners to join him on a journey of genuine connection and shared experiences.

"To Trot or To Not" is not just a song; it's a testament to John Pork's resilience and authenticity. It's a reminder that behind the laughter lies a soul yearning for recognition, understanding, and companionship. With its heartfelt lyrics, stirring melodies, and John's unmistakable sincerity, this non-rap masterpiece invites listeners to embark on a transformative musical voyage—one that transcends the boundaries of genre and touches the very core of human emotion.

To Trot or to Not?

"Finding Myself" is a genre-defying masterpiece that seamlessly blends spoken word rap with the invigorating energy of hopeful rock. This dynamic fusion creates a musical landscape that mirrors John Pork's journey of self-discovery with raw intensity and unwavering determination.

The song opens with a spoken word rap, delivered with heartfelt sincerity, as John Pork reflects on his quest to find his true identity amidst the noise of the world. Against a backdrop of gentle acoustic guitar chords, his introspective verses draw listeners into the depths of his inner turmoil and longing for authenticity.

As the song progresses, the mood shifts seamlessly into the anthemic embrace of hopeful rock. Driving drums, soaring guitars, and uplifting melodies propel John Pork's journey forward with unyielding momentum. Each chord resonates with a sense of triumph and liberation, echoing the resilience and courage it takes to embark on the path of self-discovery.

Throughout "Finding Myself," spoken word rap and hopeful rock intertwine to create a powerful narrative that inspires listeners to embrace their uniqueness and follow their hearts. John Pork's impassioned delivery, coupled with the infectious energy of the music, leaves an indelible impression, urging listeners to embark on their own journeys of self-exploration and empowerment.

With its genre-blurring sound and deeply personal lyrics, "Finding Myself" is more than just a song—it's a testament to the transformative power of music and the human spirit. It's a rallying cry for authenticity, a beacon of hope in a world filled with noise and confusion. So, let the spoken word rap and hopeful rock of "Finding Myself" guide you on a journey of self-discovery and empowerment, where every chord resonates with the promise of a brighter tomorrow.

Finding Myself

John Pork is grooving right into new friendships with his entry into Funk: "Solidarity!" This track is a vibrant celebration of unity and the power of connections. With its upbeat future funk base, John reflects on the journey of his life, highlighting the crucial roles his friends and family have played in his successes and challenges. "Solidarity" is an anthem for everyone who believes in the strength of togetherness, encouraging listeners to dance through the tough times and celebrate the good with those who matter most. Bursting with catchy hooks and infectious grooves, this song is not just a musical experience—it's a heartfelt reminder of how vital solidarity is in our lives.

Solidarity

Mushroom Ballad (Feat. Velloree)

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🌍✈️🎤 Welcome to the official SoundCloud of John Pork, the globetrotting pig from Palermo turned London sensation! 🐷🌟 Dive into the beats and bars of an influencer, model, and musical maverick as I trot across the globe, sharing my story one track at a time.