Name: BIT - Karate Class At The Learning Tree by JohnRFrost
Duration: 1 min 5 s
Description: A throwback to the wonderful world of Frostbytes comedy... circa 2009

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TOH and a few sweeps from the 4th.  

ProdVault CHR/ONE for Jingles and & music/fx
Splice for samples & some music

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BIT - Karate Class At The Learning Tree

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Backing music beds from ReelWorld PV CHR or instrumentals

Vocals by various artists, myself, or Premiere Radio Networks

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Xmas Eve '94 Saturday Night Sideshow on KAVS-FM in Lancaster CA

PLAYLIST

8pm
 Tones on Tail - GO!
 Porno for Pyros - Pets 
 Phone calls 
 Eve's Plum - I Want It All
 The Vapors - Turning Japanese
 Phone calls 
 Bad Religion - Silent Night
 The B-52's - Rock Lobster
 Pure - Blast
 Phone calls 
 Depeche Mode - Strangelove
 INXS - What You Need
 Phone calls
 Aztec Camera - Walk Out to Winter
 Blind Melon - Tones Of Home

9pm
Phone calls 
(During this hour, we placed a police scanner set to 460.8875 in front of the open microphone, set the CD player on repeat, then went out to the parking lot with the walkie-talkie to jump around like fools in the rain, while listening to the station on a boom box.)
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas 
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
(HEY! Del Scorcho/Jeff Stevens/Jeff Culver showed up! I had forgotten about that. The boss probably asked him to stop by to make us stop. Jeff's a respectable educator now. If word got out about this, he'd be ostracized.)
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas 
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas   
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
(Snow level down to 4000 feet? We were at 2500. Nothing but rain.)
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas 
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas  
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas  
(Rob gets cold, and goes back inside to play random sound effects over the broadcast.)
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas  
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas 
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
(We all go back inside for the big finish.)
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas  
 Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas   

10pm
Tears for Fears - Mothers Talk
 Phone calls 
 Stereo MCs - Connected
 Del Scorcho Santa Watch
 Weezer - Buddy Holly
 Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole
 Nine Inch Nails - Terrible Lie (This is on the CD right after "Head Like A Hole". I always forgot to stop the CD in time. We almost always played them back to back. Because Clay is dumb)
 Pigs snorting Jingle Bells
 The Ocean Blue - Between Something and Nothing
 Phone calls 
 The Sugarcubes - Hit
 Veruca Salt - Seether
 Phone calls 
 R.E.M. - What's the Frequency Kenneth?
 Depeche Mode - Now, This Is Fun
 Phone calls 
 The Police - De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
 Oingo Boingo - Little Girls

11pm
Phone calls 
 Babes in Toyland - He's My Thing
 Elvis Presley - Santa Claus Is Back in Town
 New Order - Blue Monday
 Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing
 Phone calls 
 The Smithereens - A Girl Like You
 Echo & the Bunnymen - Never Stop
 Phone calls 
 Deadeye Dick - New Age Girl
 Freedy Johnston - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
 Phone calls 
 Soft Cell - Tainted Love
 Phone calls. Kinda. Technical difficulties.
 Siouxsie and the Banshees - Cities In Dust
 Jackie Gleason - Happy Holidays
 TMBG - World's Address (SNS Smattering of Mongolian Remix) 
 Phone calls 
 Jackie Gleason - Happy Holidays 

Yeah, we were annoying as DJs. Most of that is due to the fact that we were trying to entertain ourselves, rather than the listeners. (And that tradition continues to this very day.) But luckily for us, there weren't a lot of entertainment options for people in a semi-isolated suburban community back then. This kind of crap would never exist today. We're lucky we got the chance to do it.

Make it a family Xmas tradition... gather the family to sit and listen to all four hours.  No one leaves.  NO ONE.

Merry Xmas!

SNS 12/24/94

Radio producer John Frost.  Frostbytes Radio Imaging from Premiere Networks.  Making fart noises for radio.  Also comedy and sweeps and other junk made outta noise.

BIT - Karate Class At The Learning Tree

JohnRFrost

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