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Here we are for episode 746! In which Paul enlists Hubert Gentry to help preserve the legacy of Sutton Park by using some of his contacts - but will Hubert be willing to help? Our next show - #747 sees us return to the Toy Hospital for a charitable event - there's a lot going on, but will Paul be able to get his beloved robot, Scraffy, back home in time for Christmas? Do join us! Email us at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk if you have any comments - you can even send me a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Udio and Luca. Sound effects by Paul C and Soundbible. Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti. All other content of this episode is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2024. Thanks to Toppie Smellie for his help with this edition and to all the friends past and present who appeared in the SP clips. Episode 746 was recorded on the 2nd November 2024, with additional lines for Cuthbert recorded on the 10th December 2024. The Sutton Park clips are from episode #610-#619 from September 1994.

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 746: HUBERT GENTRY AND THE LEGACY OF SUTTON PARK!

Jolly Nights 'n Silly Sights

LYRICS

Here's a hilarious poem about Christmas chaos:

'Twas the night before Christmas, 'n all through the place
Was chaos and madness, with a hint of despair on each face
The tree was a tangle, of lights 'n of ornaments galore
The cat was tangled in tinsel, 'n the dog was eating off the floor.

The kids were all screaming, running around like headless elves
The wife was all frazzled, 'n the husband was hiding under the shelves
The turkey was burning, 'n the mashed potatoes were cold
It was a Christmas disaster, nobody was bold

The carolers were off-key, the neighbors were all annoyed
The snow was all slushy, 'n the presents were all destroyed
It was a Christmas catastrophe, 'n nobody knew what to do
But then they all looked at each other, 'n burst out laughing too!

Merry Christmas to all, to all a good laugh, Here's an extension of the night 2 B
Nights not over U SEE GASP

The stockings were hung, but the chimney was clogged,
The reindeer were restless, 'n Santa was fogged,
The elves were on strike, 'n the toys were all wrong,
It was a Christmas disaster, all day long!

But then they all looked at each other smiled with glee
And said "Merry Christmas to all, 'n to all a good laugh, it's free!"
A Foggy Santa's drunk tonight,
You'll learn how to guide his flight.
For elf's sake, let's take him home,
Together, we won't let him roam.

Ok here's what we gotta do,
Take the reindeer's reins, 'n let's get started, ohhh my god what was that, Santa sharted, ohh what a smeller he's in no shape to drive, if we all wanna survive here move over I'll drive,, Merry Christmas y'all, have a goodnight.

[Finale]

Jolly Nights 'n Silly Sights

IT TAKES A SENSE OF HUMOR
[Chorus]
It takes a sense of humor to get through the day
It takes a sense of humor when your hair’s gon’ gray
It takes a sense of humor what more can you say?
It takes sense of humor livin’ in the USA

[Verse 1]
‘Cuz we go wanna-be dogs an’ wanna-be cats
Wanna be dolls, hey, what’s up with that?
And we got wanna-be gods takin’ over the world
And all I wanna-be is somebody’s girl, and

[Verse 2]
And we got wanna-be stars in every size an’ shape
Elvis is still goin’ strong, Vegas today
And we got wanna-be heroes playin’ video
And all I wanna do is run from this rodeo

[Chorus]
It takes a sense of humor to get through the day
It takes a sense of humor when your hair’s gon’ gray
It takes a sense of humor what more can you say?
It takes sense of humor livin’ in the USA

[Verse 3]
And we got viruses comin’ out ‘a nowhere
The Bird Flu’s takin’ forever to get here
We got drive-through drug stores 24/7
And all I wanna do is get to Heaven
All I wanna do is get to Heaven

[Chorus]
It takes a sense of humor to get through the day
It takes a sense of humor when your hair’s gon’ gray
It takes a sense of humor what more can you say?
It takes sense of humor livin’ in the USA

[Verse 4]
And we got little green men hoverin’ over Jersey
Lord in Heaven, won’t You please show mercy!
‘Cuz the Neocons screamin’ for World War III
Makin’ Israel greater is a catastrophe!

[Verse 5]
Global warming’s turned into a deepfreeze
President’s sendin’ more money overseas
‘Cuz we got wanna-be gods takin’ over the world
And all I wanna-be is somebody’s girl
All I wanna be is somebody’s girl..

[Chorus/Tag]
It takes a sense of humor to get through the day
It takes a sense of humor when your hair’s gon’ gray
It takes a sense of humor what more can you say?
It takes a sense of humor
It takes a sense of humor
It takes a sense of humor livin’ in the USA.


© 2024 Renee La Chapelle – All Rights Reserved


IT TAKES A SENSE OF HUMOR

13 December byder på en Coca Cola reklame der får hele 5 stang stive nisse stifter af Volfing og Vesterbøg.  Holmberg slutter med at give en tjumset anbefaling på en nisse video.

Julekalender afsnit 13 -  Coca Cola

Live and/or Learn is a novella of short and short-short stories.

Live and/or Learn

Thanks for tuning in.  Stripped Down, Raw and Real songs are what you'll find here.

Much love from the USA,
Renee

Chance Alan countryboy at Heart Singer and Songwriter debutes his  Redneck Rock n’ Roll with real country fun. 

From his rodeo, bull riding, days, and horse sanctuary in Montana mountains prove he is country strong. 
Chance grew up on a border town in rural Iowa. Nebraska n Iowa border his family roots run deep. 

Keeping to his small town Christian beliefs, redneck rules, and country manners, he’s still keeping humble at heart. 

Chance Alan reaches deep inside his spiritual beliefs on giving a hand up… not just a hand out.

From ‘Two Wings and a Prayer’ to ‘Holler-Back Give Back’ no one has to look ‘Somewhere Else.’ 

He emulates these two 
principals in his latest release 
'No Matter What.' 
and 'Love For God n Country.'

If you want to know Chance Alan’s true spirit, ask him to come to your Backwoods P.A.R.T.Y. ! 

He always believes that every night is a Friday night. 
Chance has always said, 
“There’s nothing wrong with getting a little over or under 
'Hell-Bent n’ Sideways.' Right?

'The Good Times R Killin’ Me'…it’s not a bad way to go!” 
he has said during his life.

How can Chance Alan be anything but honest and the “Beautiful Incredible” self he emulates every day and on your playlist.

Born June 13th, 1962, has been around country music since he was 7 years old.

influenced by the likes of Johnny Cash, George Jones, to Keith Whitley, The King George Straight,  Alan Jackson, Toby Keith, Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, Oak Ridge Boys, and Garth Brooks, Mindy McCreedy, Sara Evans, Trisha Yearwood,  Reba, and many many, more of the past.
New Country Redneck Blood, Like Lainie Wilson,  Carrie Underwood,  groups like, Little big Town, Florida Georgia Line, Rascal Flatts, Brooks n Dunn, Eric Church, ( The Chief ), Sugar Land, and many many more.
Especially Jerry Reed, Cowboy Crush, Jason Aldean, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Alan Jackson, Chris Stapleton, too too many to list.

influenced by the past, but able to teach him, an old dog new tricks to the industry. 

Set back n enjoy the songs:
coming soon in 2025:

__________________________________

" Ride 4 Another Kinda Country  "
( Keep on Keepin' UP)
coming soon

" You Ain't Nuttin If U Ain't Country  "
( but I'll make an excuse 4 U "
coming soon

" Did U Leave Sumptin Sumptin "
( at my doorstep )
coming soon 

" I would Totally Shave "
( My Legs 4 U )
coming soon 

" If It Wasn't For Me Bein n Country Music  "
( U'de be Watchin My tailgate go )
coming soon 

" True That Shitz "
( To Shallow to Give  Fugg )
coming soon 

" ITS OK I FORGAVE U "
( THE MINUTE I DROVE AWAY )
coming soon 

" As A Matter A Fact  "
( I ain't comin back )
coming soon 

" Country's In Ur Bones "
( We've got U Covered don't Worry )
coming soon 

"If Ya Could'a Should'a Would'ya"
( Hurry-up I Got Somewhere 2 B)
coming soon 

" Neon, Guitars, Beers, n Shots "
( Homes Where Make-It Right ? )
coming soon 

" Let Me Buy U A Beer "
( Anything Else Just A.S.K. )
coming soon 

" Ain't Nothin But A Country Thang "
( Ready-Now True-story Go Go )
coming soon 

" Hay-Lofts Swim-Suits & Beers "
( ASS-KICK-KIN BLANKET RUMBLES )
coming soon

" Bonfires Tellin Lies Half Truths "
( Making Shitz-Up Bout-Me n U )
coming soon 

" Ur Bout To Be Told Got That "
( Tellin U Once, And For All )
coming soon 

" Yellng At You, Is Like Yelling At Me "
( We're Gettin No Where Fast )
coming soon

" Makin U 1st, Learnin, & Earnin "
( My Keep, 1 Emotion at a time )



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