Velkommen til Gutta på Golvet sending nr. 14 i 2025. Denne gangen er Knudsen tilbake fra sjøen, vi har fått leserbrev fra en dame som kaller seg “Mona H” og sammen med Trond, Anders, Penny og Jokke gir hjemvendte Knudsen deg ANALyser som er hardere og lengre enn kuken til John Holmes. Foruten vår grenseløse vulgaritet diskuterer vi: 

Skal ta 500 jomfrodommer. 

Advarer mot pågående prostituerte i Bergen sentrum. 

Trailermannen burde ha vært felt av dårlig musikksmak. 

Kostholdsrådene forteller ikke alt. Alkohol kan være bra for samfunnet som helhet. 

Ny forskning. Disse mennene gir best oralsex. 

Dette og mye mer i Norges eldste og desidert drøyeste podkast. Gutta på Golvet er en Tveiten production og du finner oss på de fleste podkastplattformer. Tune inn og ha en drøy og hysterisk morsom stund med oss :).

Gutta på Golvet nr 14 2025

On sale May 6th, 2025

In this exclusive book, Katie Kennedy of the hugely popular TikTok account @TheHistoryGossip delivers fascinating, witty, and salacious historical facts for every day of the year, proving that our shared histories are anything but boring. 

Sexy. Scandalous. Dodgy. If you were of the mind that history is boring, you haven’t been paying attention. Meet Katie Kennedy, aka The History Gossip. Incorporating British slang and pop culture references and infused with her signature deadpan humor, Katie offers a delightful fusion of Drunk History and Horrible Histories, making learning about the past an absolute riot. 

From royals embroiled in love triangles to Victorians eating tapeworms for the banter, Katie carefully researches the past and delivers shocking and salacious historical facts for each day of the year. Just as informative as it is funny and entertaining, The History Gossip follows an “on this day in history” format with historical events arranged by month and date help listeners visualize the past.

This compelling and raunchy read covers topics that range from Mary, Queen of Scots getting the chop (she was beheaded after she was found to be complicit in a plot to murder her cousin, Elizabeth I) to the curse surrounding King Tut’s tomb (Lord Carnarvon died from an infected mosquito bite two months after visiting). So make yourself a cuppa if you fancy, and get ready to dive into the tales and stories that have made history so very absorbing and a lot outrageous.

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The History Gossip By Katie Kennedy (Audiobook Excerpt)

"...and at this time, no one, absolutely no one, should enter the room, okay? Deixa comigo"

It is the moment when the presonage will stick a dagger into the maiden to promote her healing (as his master ordered)

PEDRO e o SENHOR

For a seed to achieve its greatest expression, it must come completely undone. The shell cracks, its insides come out and everything changes. To someone who doesn’t understand growth, it would look like complete destruction. ~ Cynthia Occelli

It is Semana Santa, the highly celebrated week before Easter. Many party boats are in a hurry to herd vacationers out on the bay. Smart whales departed before the festivities, though dolphins still make an appearance. I tow a small white buoy when I swim, and sometimes wear a red cap, depending on traffic.

This morning, small silver fish with pale yellow tails boiled the water around Habibi. As a portable reef, we are an excellent food source. 

A friend recently allowed me to use his address (thanks Paul!), and I was able to order a few of my favorite things: a kilo of sunflower seeds, six bottles of non-stinky soap (hallelujah!), three water filters, a big bag of organic camomile, and six colorful composition notebooks. 

It’s amazing what the right-sized notebook can do for a writer’s spirit (7.5” x 9.75” in case you’re wondering). Today I’m using the purple one, labeled Book 73: Stay Tuned. Yes, I’ve titled and filled 72 notebooks since I evacuated Olympia in 2013. They are housed in a cupboard adjacent the navigation station. Apt, as they helped me navigate the complete destruction of my previous life. 

It is Good Friday. Time to celebrate resurrection. 

Seeds

Imposter Syndrome

Digital Scene, Digital Dreams

Coachella Dreams

Uma pequena homenagem ao meu amigo que amo tanto. 

Felipona do Escadão

Too Dope To Use Soap

Here's to the Karens

Grammy-winning audiobook publisher. Authors include James Patterson, David Baldacci, and Michael Connelly. Earbuds encouraged. Follow us on Twitter at @HachetteAudio.

Mauricio Grassmann is a musician, composer, arranger, sound technician, music producer and acoustic designer.
He attended the São Paulo Municipal School of Music, studying popular guitar, classical guitar and cello. 
He studied guitar at IGT with Mozart Mello and later with Heraldo do Monte. He studied Electroacoustic Music at the Goethe Institute and Minimalist Music with Philip Glass. He worked as a musician and arranger with Chico César, Eduardo Agni, Madan Neves and others. Created the instrumental music bands (Fusion–Jazz / Prog Rock) Proscenium and Sintagma. 
He has strong influences from classical music, from Bach to Stravinsky, Progressive Rock, Jazz and Fusion, and the music of Clube da Esquina.

In 1988 he founded the FrequênCia Rara studio, recording names such as; Dominguinhos, Egberto Gismonti, Naná Vasconcelos, Badi Assad, Gilberto Gil, Banda de Pífanos de Caruarú, Jamil Maluf, Adriana Mezzadri among others. He has produced hundreds of CDs, theater tracks, jingles and spots for radio and TV, tracks for videos and documentaries for TV Senac (TVS). 
Founded the New Mind Music Records in 2016 - the music that connects your spirit to divine silence.

Mirna Grzich's statement about Grassmann

"Mauricio Grassmann is, first and foremost, a sound designer. A man of many instruments and many techniques, he plays, edits, produces, records, and if you need it, he even knows how to design the ideal acoustic space. A Da Vinci of music.
Beings of Light is his soul work, those things we do when we are alone, meditating, in the studio. Press play, let the sound play, breathe your music, let the vibration touch you. And you will see that suddenly a gap appears, and you are there, amazed, in that space of infinite possibilities, in contact with your being. Of Light.
bon voyage..."
Mirna Grzich, journalist and therapist, creator of the programs Música da Nova Era and Exploratorium.

Mauricio Grassmann é Músico, Compositor, Arranjador, Técnico de som, Produtor musical e Projetista de Acústica.
Cursou a Escola Municipal de Música de São Paulo, estudou violão popular, violão erudito e violoncelo. 
Estudou guitarra no IGT com Mozart Mello e mais tarde com Heraldo do Monte. Estudou sobre Música Eletroacústica no Instituto Goethe e Música Minimalista com Philip Glass. Trabalhou como músico e arranjador com Chico César, Eduardo Agni, Madan Neves e outros. Criou as bandas de música instrumental (Fusion–Jazz/Rock Progressivo) Proscenium e Sintagma. 
Tem fortes influências da música classica, de Bach a Stravinsky, do Rock Progressivo, do Jazz e do Fusion, e da música do Clube da Esquina.

Em 1988 fundou o estúdio FrequênCia Rara, gravando nomes como;  Dominguinhos, Egberto Gismonti, Naná Vasconcelos, Badi Assad, Gilberto Gil, Banda de Pífanos de Caruarú, Jamil Maluf, Adriana Mezzadri entre outros. Produziu centenas de CDs, trilhas de teatro, jingles e spots para rádio e tv, trilhas para vídeos e documentários para a TV Senac (TVS). 
Fundou a New Mind Music Records em 2016 - a música que liga seu espirito ao silêncio divino.

Depoimento de Mirna Grzich sobre Grassmann

"Mauricio Grassmann é, antes de tudo, um designer sonoro. Homem de muitos instrumentos e muitas técnicas, ele toca, edita, produz, grava, e se você precisar, ele ainda sabe desenhar o espaço acústico ideal. Um Da Vinci da música.
Seres de Luz é seu trabalho de alma, aquelas coisas que a gente faz quando está sozinho, meditando, no estúdio. Aperte o play, deixe o som tocar, respire sua música, deixe a vibração tocar você. E verá que de repente um gap se faz, e você está lá, maravilhado, naquele espaço das infinitas possibilidades, em contato com seu ser. De Luz.
boa viagem..."
Mirna Grzich, jornalista e terapeuta, criadora dos programas Música da Nova Era e Exploratorium.

One of the few artists today not worried about image or following trends, Michael Manicotti proves his worth through his unique ability to cross from electronic, rock, country, blues and hip hop with his own distinct brand. Songs inspired by real life experiences, Michael is a must have on your playlist.

New tracks tagged #humor