scrapped lyrics
Men in power are what I prefer but 
Would I wreck a cunt, recusant? yea,  I sherwood 
It wasn’t your plot, you were following orders
So I’ll be another Rob that you’re taking the fall for

I’m a dashing assassin
a master of marrying Marian, and she spoils me
You heard the royals scream “off with his head”
Meanwhile I’m getting head off of royalty.

 
10 days of straight torture 
The King knew that he’d have to hang me twice 
They cut my balls off (youch!)
I still got bigger nuts than every merry man combined (UH)

ROBIN VS FAWKES FIRST DRAFT DEMO (only 2 verses)

Joosh as GameCube
Belle Beniko as Rubik’s Cube
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by GnomeYT 
Mixing by Box_Soldier22

GameCube:

Challenge in a rap, and I will square off with a lame shape! (Ay)
It seems I’m repping yet another Melee. (Ay)
But GameCube maims in a brawl,
And I’ll break you apart, like the way you get solved! (Whoo!)
Sweeping with the flow as if it’s Sunshine’s goop, this
block game falls, breaks like Jenga, in Ru-bits!
Used to losing to us computer games, it’s pathetic, when this
Multi-coloured puzzle couldn’t even stack to Tetris!
One simple test can’t compare to all my games!
Are you nervous to fight me? You got a full white face!
I’m in my Prime, you have dying relevance, dude.
Now not even pretzel makers want to twist you.

Rubik’s Cube:

Run the numbers in your code, I’ve nearly infinite possibilities!
You can’t even spin discs for the Chibi-Robo series.
You’re not Free to Melee, fans aren’t happy when their damn flame’s cancelled.
All the controversy proved that you aren’t fly, that ain’t Falco!
You were a tool for clowned experiments (click)
Which simply is to be thrown out in the trash. (clack)
Shadow Mario can’t make your raps slick (click)
You try to take steps, but then slip on your ass. (clack)
You’re backwards and taking the L when I spit (click)
Running a track, call it a Double Dash. (clack)
But I give Zero Fs about your graphics (click)
Rendered unused, like your LAN. E Gadds! (clack)

GameCube:

Can’t bring your amusement back in all of these new structures,
The real snake is your creator stealing ideas and work from others!
Nobody’s hungry/Hungary for you anymore,
Not been to a party, I’m ruling with four!
Constantly used to be disassembled,
But you couldn’t make one diss assemble?

Rubik’s Cube:

Think you can party, you’re dead wrong.
You couldn’t get shots with Shadow the Edgehog!
Trying to pound me like ground with the bongos?
Your music monkeys around more than Kong, bro.
3 by 3, I’m mean, rhyme heat, hype schemes, unlike your asshole crew.
Packing a handle, I’m still the single one who carries you.

GameCube VS Rubik’s Cube | Rhinoceros Rap Rumbles: Bonus

Swoldow as Guptill89 

Pixel Chris as Sammyclassicsonicfan 

Written by Swoldow and Pixel Chris

Beat by Beatg33ks 

Mixed by Danii

GUPTILL89:
SammyClassicSonicFan, a channel full of crap.
He's white colored, and cannot handle my sick battle raps
So grab a snack or else you'll meet my orange juice flows
Time for my top ten hottest bars. HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Got decent traction, but you don’t impress me one darn bit
This nerdy spoiled brat should just be placed right in the garbage bin
Your iMovie videos leave me sad, you must also be depressing
Because doxxing is catastrophic, it’s hard to even address it
You're telling me you're sixteen yet you scream like you're a beached whale?
Your attitude is clearly different from all the other females
Like Fatty Spins, my actions last night are insulting like no other!
I fucked your mom because she is the size of an average human mother.

SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN:
MY FREAKING GOD, WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING?
I’M AGAINST A R/NICEGUYS REP, HOW THE FRICK COULD I BE LOSING?
I CANT FRICKING STAND HOW LONG YOUR DISSES DRAG ON
I’VE BEEN HEARING NONSENSE, THAT VERSE WAS LAST STRAW
This isn’t a fair fight, you don’t fricking compare, guy 
Your flow is mid bruh, just like your hairline
The way you try to be AGVN without the wit is pretty fricking wack
The true sonic fan is running the track, even Mario’s literally got my back

GUPTILL89:
Wowza! My ears are bleeding! I hated those very long and not smooth bars 
How are my commenters not as big of careless idiots as you are?
And you’re saying I’m repetitive, I’d say you’re the same thing
Because even now we’re yet to see your puberty take wing

SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN:
Well it's fitting your career should have taken a fricking nose dive
In one fell swoop you showed the world you’re a fricking pedophile
Tronic thinks I’m a chad while your comparisons are tasteless
Like Indian headwear so much? Wear a hat that says “I’m racist” 
Your crappy WatchMojo videos makes me wanna SCREEEEEAAAAAAMMM
Ranting about Sonic honkers? Do you have common sense? Frick
Simping over some furries and you expect not to be memed?
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

Guptill89 vs Sammyclassicsonicfan - Hip Hop Hassles

Kermit the Frog covers "Only One", sung to Jim Henson (R.I.P)

Kermit the Frog Covers | Kanye West – “Only One” (Feat. Paul McCartney)

I think the title speaks for itself. Enjoy! Let me know if there's anything else you wanna see.

Dragon Tales (Trap Remix)

We Good over Here!

CORRUPT_SELFIMAGE.dat

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Lyrics:

im an online gamer,you can call me Aaron, alcoholic semen thrower 9th prestige check my barracks
im an online gamer,addicted to xbox, real life situations i be yelling head shot.(x2)

im living reckless like Tortuga,subscribe to the YouTube,first off we hardcore with a noob tube.
you might catch me trash talking daily on the Bluetooth
cause only time they win is when they cheat like they nuke boost. 
MW2,unlocking all achievements until the lights black out (Nikolai I cant believe it)
red ring of death,calling tom making threats
his mom should of had an abortion cause he wont get it fixed.
And i got dinner next Rebecca and her family but the conversations dead,
like I served the table casualties
I will happily play you in Wii tennis
naw im lieing stop crying your vagina must be injured
moving like a ninja when ever invading Azeroth,
grown men in dresses,man that's sweeter than some applesauce.
(What huh) i don't speak super nerd,
bulletproof vests reflecting all your shadow burns.

im an online gamer,you can call me Aaron, alcoholic semen thrower 9th prestige check my barracks
im an online gamer,addicted to xbox, real life situations i be yelling head shot.(x2)

excuse me pretty lady,can i drain my RPG? (fuck yeah)
you heard correctly,im a 9th level prestige.
commander of that special OPs,i led my infantry.
I know these noobies running gun but i was bred for COD
And now i cant use pwned cause "NANANANA"
Night vision prestige edition thats my favorite.
im gettin kidnapped by warlocks while trying to play my xbox,
got rescued by Juggernauts,you've seen them up on black ops.
new map packs,thats escalation, 15 prestige that's dedication,
Rick's old lady that's penetration, Modern Warfare 3 I'm still waiting.
becka keeps messing up my reputation, 
We aint talking now cause my sister's spouse 
i went off and rented a stripper clown
i wanna beat that up like Chris brown.
Let me slow it down for the laggers,the retards,the stragglers.
on wifi throwing bullets like Brett farve from the packers
anyway,im at next Gen,with ted,that's my best friend,
my Ex and her boyfriend,pissing me off like bed pans

im an online gamer,you can call me Aaron, alcoholic semen thrower 9th prestige check my barracks
im an online gamer,addicted to xbox, real life situations i be yelling head shot.(x2)

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I Wonder What's Inside Your Butthole (SAM SP!EGEL Mix)

Jolee