Raised in the hills of Tibet, I spent most of my childhood training to become the first white Dalhi Llama. When I found out my true heritage I decided to take a soul searching quest to the United States to find my parents. Well, my money gave out in Greenville SC and I've been here ever since. I do have my deep faith in Budda to keep me company .... Now my quest to become the great Dahli Llama is all but a memory and I focus my energies on becoming the next best thing, a ROCK STAR. I play guitar and sing in The Dirty Mixx, a three/four piece out of Greenville SC. You would be doing yourself agreat injustice if you didn't check us out. Guaranteed to sooth even the most savage of beasts (country fans). But seriously, if you like good Rock then check out my band. We do appreciate all of the support we can get. Now I must meditate....

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