Jonathan, I like you sound!
Wouter ( Dutch friend of your father)

Jwade get this shit out on itunes NOW!!! I want this as a ringtone lol

Your freaking awesome!!! Great job j wade!! 

Thick sounding guitars, Very listenable man. Good job

I really like the mix. Super live and energetic sounding.

The vocals sound nice, but not really "glued" in the mix.

Really cool song
Keep it up
Want to hear more

Jwade

Daisy, a flower blowing in the wind, poisoned by the earth. Who would've knew she bloomed and just as soon she's buried in the dirt. We all Know Daisy.

Daisy's Song (Hope Over Heroin)

Roses (The Return of Fan Request Friday)

Anyone who goes to college can definitely relate to this! Listen to my story, and if you go to community college I know this is about to be your anthem!

Community College (A Sinner's Journey to Glory)

Brought to you by T-Rob, Mook Balencrime, and J Wade

Click Click Boom

Highlights

Cursing The Ohio

As heard on The Dick Show Episode 133 (01:30:00): https://thedickshow.com/episode-133/
Special thanks to Peach Saliva for the guest vocals.
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Lyrics:
[Festive Screaming]

HMWH Christmas Parody Song 0001 (feat. Peach Saliva)

Hard Men Working Hard Christmas Parody Song 0001

I am not a good singer.

Kudos to Ringo, Duke Luke, and Laurs for the help on it! And Smart Productions for putting up with us lol

Bottom Of The Bottle (W/ Vocals)

Nope, still not a good singer lol.

Little backstory: Me and a friend(The Italian Stallion) fooled around with the bare bones of this idea back in high school. I've been on a recording/writing kick lately, remembered the basic melody and decided to see if I could turn that idea into a full song. I think it turned out well for a song written/recorded in a tiny apartment bedroom

Kudos to the Italian Stallion and Mountain Man for their mix opinions!

If you wanna hear a full studio song of mine, check out "Bottom of The Bottle"

Mary Jane (Home Demo)

Whew, a lot of effort went into this one. Pretty proud of the results though. Stay tuned for more demos that I'll be uploading as soon as I possibly can!

Once again, kudos to Mountain Man and Italian Stallion for mix opinions!

Apologies if it's too loud. Best listened to with headphone or vehicle.

Loose Knots (Home Demo)

Wrote a little ditty to get me out of this songwriter's block. Didn't turn out quite as bad as I thought it'd be!

Still has a lot of work that needs to be done on it, but I'm exhausted and I figured it was pretty decent for public viewing. Will probably come back at some later time and tweak it to perfection.

UPDATE: Added a bandcamp link, just click the "Buy" button. To download for free, just put 0.00 in the price box. You can, however, add a price for donations.

Peace, homies



Until The End(Home Demo)

Don't ask questions, just listen to song and get excited for next song.
Feeding Time cover art by Lampblakk: https://twitter.com/Lampblakkk

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Lyrics:
Welcome to the far flung year of 20202020
We got plenty on the menu if you're ready
Line up for your daily dose of cockroach cum
Don't run motherfucker, we'll feed you whether you like it or not

Hot and tasty, ready and waiting
Open up for the invertebrate delicacy
We've got your name on a list of pay pigs
So say please and then just maybe...

Payment made via your brain chip?
(Wow!) What savings! (Oh!) So crazy!
Suck it down, savour the dopamine?
(Woah!) Oh Baby! (Yeah!) Amazing!

Feed me daddy, make it happen I'm a slave to 
(My) My cravings, (God!) come sate me
Fuck around and take a look at what
You've made me, God save me

Body prepped for the set
Purebred, Chitin-fed
Fluorescent nutrients
Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent

Shell spent, Tears shed
Blood, Sweat, Triple threat
Mind wiped, Synthesised
Open wide, It's feeding time

Consume, Infuse
So many flavours of hell to choose
Old wounds, Brand new
The future is now the past exhumed

You can't refuse
Your body owned and your mind seduced
Your soul entombed
Entrapped within the faceless black cube!

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your, your-

Welcome to the club, we got everything you want
Knock knock, open up, hey are ya winning son?
Thanks Dad, this is rad, they got everything you said
I don't ever wanna leave, I don't want it all to end

Don't fret, this is it, got the serotonin drip
One click for a hit, It's a never ending trip
Oh shit? It's legit? Will it hurt? Will it sting?
Lie back, settle in, You won't feel a fucking thing

I can't wait to be a good boy
(Wow!) Hold still now, (Oh!) just enjoy
I want it all, I want to fill the void
(Woah!) Come play with (Yeah!) our new toys

But I can't hold it in no more
(My) Don't be shy, (God) Don't be coy
Scream if you want to be destroyed!

Body prepped for the set
Purebred, Chitin-fed
Fluorescent nutrients
Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent

Shell spent, Tears shed
Blood, Sweat, Triple threat
Mind wiped, Synthesised
Open wide, It's feeding time

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your, your-

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your bitch

Feeding Time

Cover art by Lampblakk: https://twitter.com/Lampblakkk
Special thanks to our $5 Patreon Supporters (Dec 2020):
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🧀 Ben Cheevers
🥜 No_Nuts
🍗 BOLDYSPICY!
🐱 Brady Rainey
🚗 Chris Carley
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🍆 Dick Masterson
🍻 Dillon Bly
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👊 Fistacorpse
💨 Fred Rush
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💪 Grant Mooney
🍬 Herbet Sherbertbert
🏈 James Gifford
🍝 John Vindiola
🏠 Jonny Holmes
🛏️ Kevin Kozan
🍋 Lemonsakee
😮 MickeyMitch
⛔ No thanks
😠 Peeves91
🥊 PunchLaura
🎬 Randy
☝️ Sam U
🌭 Show your dick who's Master, Son.
🍫 Snickelaer
🐶Teddy Bear Syrup
🦁 The Zoo
🌊 Thomas C
🦊 Travis
🥾 Trentworth
🚫 Umpty Madoo
🥞 UnemFloyed
🌽 Willie

Lyrics:
One, two, three
Stack 'em up six feet deep
Counting 'em up like sheep
Singing to hide the screams

And I said...

Now do you all hear that sound?
Coming from down underground?
I hear the toll of the bell
It's time to send them to hell

I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
(Facts) Some brats deserve to die

I said E-Girls get the rope
Sorry guys, you know I tried, it's how it goes
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid (Tell 'em boys!)

I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
Some brats deserve to die

I said E-Girls get the noose
It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid

You just line 'em up one by one
No stragglers, don't matter if they're ready or not
We're building a wall out of these fucking thots
And there's a lot more work to do where that came from

And I said...

Who's crying? Bitch, it ain't the time
Save your tears for the ditch where you'll be lying
Suck it up, wipe your eyes and get back in line
It's time for your shower, now get inside

You know it has to be done
You know you've had a good run
You've had your time in the sun
Now suck the end of my gun!

I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
(Facts) Some brats deserve to die

I said E-Girls get the noose
It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some trolls have just gotta get laid (Sing it boys!)

E-Girls get the chair
You really could not pay me to care
I gotta put my foot down this time
(Noice) No more Mr Nice Guy 

I said E-Girls get the blade
Ryujin no ken wo kurae
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid

Bottom Of The Bottle (W/ Vocals)

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