"Dago" by Rucka Rucka Ali, featuring Nigariga Tony. From albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "Payphone" by Maroon 5, featuring Wiz Khalifa.

With Lyrics:

I am a Dago, garlic in my nose
Baking some garlic bread, for you
Watching Italians, try to be normal's
Like watching monkeys fling their poo

Ay! I'm walking here!

I'm just a spaghetti vendor
I'm just a dirty Guinea
I don't need lube on my weiner
Because I'm so greasy

My wife has a pretty mustache
It's growing off of her back
I own my own Pizzeria
Mobsters all meet here at night

Come order a bite
Calzone and a Sprite
Al Capone also might put you in a box
Concrete in your socks
Guess all that us Wops is good at is crime

I'm just a Dago, spaghetti slurper
All that they say, "Of my race, is true"
All an Italian, has ever done was
Lose at World War I and II

Them nappy headed bastards smell like shit
I'd rather see them all sleep with the fish
They're all some furry hairball piece of shits
Provolone spaghettos suck my dick (Ooh, ooh)

I'm just a burned pizza guido
I shoot up to stay in shape
Gym tan and laundrio
I'm known to do date rape

I'm allegedly a pedophile
That means I smush little kids
Sometimes I watch Jersey Shore and...
I get so, oh very proud

Wow, look at those nice
Young talented bright
Zips, Goombas and Wops suck each-other's cocks
Now, Snooki's knocked up
Child protective should just park at her house

I'm just a Dago, a Mafioso
I'm just a banged up gangster dude
I guess Italian, something that happened
African's raped some Dago Jews

There might be a good answer to this shit
Let's throw canoley's off of Brooklyn Bridge
Italians are the dumbest group there is
Mexicans-Italians, what's the diff?
(Now I am a Dago)

Ciao paranto! Mitalanto!
I run pasta la restaurianto!
A please come in for slice a pizza
I'm a fascista! Café Barista!

They call me, "Nigariga Tony"
Hook up my homies, with extra cheeses,
And pepperoni, in macaroni
I'm a Jabroni, like Mista Jesus!	

When will spaghetti be hot already!
It take long time and I get a sweaty
I drink white wine, and I smoke cigario!
I clog the toilet, call up "Mario!"

Mamamia, papaia!
Eat a pasta quesadilla
Sicilia suck a dia!
Spaghetti was my idea!

I am a Dago, gobbling orzo
I'm just a racist hateful goon
No one Italian, has ever done one
Notable thing but make Ragu

Salami eating brown shirt Rizzo Zips
Grape stomping Ginzo hot-head gino flips
The last thing I would like to say is this
Their food is good, and the girls have big tits

So uh, no hard feelings right? (Dago)﻿

Rucka Rucka Ali - Dago (Feat. Nigariga Tony)

"Super AIDS" by Rucka Rucka Ali, featuring Ricola Volvos, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj.

With Lyrics:

This one's for the Jews at YouTube
Always deleting my shit (Fuck you too!)
YouTube always delete my vids!
Look how happy, I make little rich white kids

Will, you chill, I'm trying make deals
I'm not a black guy, I gotta pay bills
I'm so broke? I smoke coke!
YouTube eat my shit and choke!
You say "Tamato", I say "Tomato"
I'ma kinda nigga eat a spoon full a Play-Doh
I'ma same nigga flew a plane, into Waco
Think I won't blast bitch nigga with potatoes?

Free speech! This America!
I'm just a Average Guy, like Jon Lajoie!
I'm from Detroit! Fuck JB!
You want hate speech? Fuck Carrot Top! (Wuh!)
Yes I did, yes I did
World army of Chinese kids
Rucka's Nuckas for life,
'Cause I fucked your wife and I busted twice! (Hmm...)

YouTube has to stop these faggoty ways
Even Elton John is calling you 'gay'
Did you hear that,
YouTube, You-YouTube is gay (Them faggots super gay)
YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)

YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (They got that super AIDS)
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (Th-Th-They got that super AIDS)
You-You-You-You-You-You-You-YouTube, You-YouTube is gay
(Them faggots super gay)
You-YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)

This one's for the YouTube homos,
So full a bullshit you could almost
Hear Norweigians yelling, "Jesus come blow up Oslo!"
YouTube delete Nuckas load it back on
If YouTube bleeds I wouldn't give 'em tampons
I just think a bitch best cook, if a bitch don't cook
Then my belt coming off (Aw shit!)

It's free speech! I could say what I want
And I skeet on the street, any way that I want
I'm Americanized, my American eyes
See YouTube just like feminie guys (Huh, huh...)
Yes I did, yes I did
World army of Chinese kids
Rucka's Nuckas is boss!
Rucka's Nuckas is boss!

YouTube has to stop these faggoty ways
YouTube has a twat between all their legs
Did you hear that,
YouTube, You-YouTube is gay (Them faggots super gay)
YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)

YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (They got that super AIDS)
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (Th-Th-They got that super AIDS)
You-You-You-You-You-You-You-YouTube, You-YouTube is gay
(Them faggots super gay)
You-YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)

Did you need to put that bomb inside Norway?
Why'd you had to shoot them little kids?
All the kids was gonna buy my shit, shit (Ooh!)

YouTube put the bomb inside of Norway
YouTube has the butthole case of AIDS
Did you hear that, YouTube, You-YouTube is gay
Did you hear that, YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS... AIDS...

YouTube has to stop these faggoty ways
Even Elton John is calling you 'gay'
Did you hear that,
YouTube, You-YouTube is gay (Them faggots super gay)
YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)

YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (They got that super AIDS)
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (Th-Th-They got that super AIDS)
You-You-You-You-You-You-You-YouTube, You-YouTube is gay
(Them faggots super gay)
You-YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)

Rucka Rucka Ali - Super AIDS (Feat. Ricola Volvos)

"Fat Violent Dykes" by Rucka Rucka Ali, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" by Katy Perry.

With Lyrics:

There's some crazy lesbians
Full of AIDS and PMS
Bigger than hot air balloons
Trying to tell me, what to do
All them dykes are pretty large
Sniffing on each others farts
Carpet munching, what it do
Is this an Asian or a Jew?

Bitches all act like
They know what shit's right, for you
(It's very important for our society)
Soon them dumb fat dykes
Will control the world, I'm screwed!
(Damn!)

Fat violent dykes!
Always bitching all the time
Always wishing they were guys
No one giving them the cock
Fat violent dykes!
Always trying to be the boss
Where's the kitchen, are you lost?
Heat some food up in a pot

Fat violent dykes!
When these bitches gonna die?
Why you hating on the guys?
You're just mad at all your pops
Fat violent dykes!
Put these bitches in the yard
Let 'em run around and bark
Get the sand out of your twat

Bitch, am I right?
You just don't like men
(Women are smarter than men)
Bitch, am I right?
Someone touched you there, when you we're young...

Trying to respect a bitch
But you make me slit my wrist
I'm Black Jesus with a blunt
You're Fat Hitler with a cunt
When some bitch is president
We'll be living in a tent
Black people are like,
"Oh well, either way I'll be in jail!"

There's a dumb fat dyke
Running every fucking school
It's true
No one reads and writes
But the chinks, and kikes, and spooks
(Hey, two out of three ain't bad!)

Fat violent dykes!
All these bitches playing God
Tell these bitches get a job
Better yet, just suck a cock
Fat violent dykes!
Do some dishes and get fucked
I don't wanna hear you talk
Go beat off into a sock

Fat violent dykes!
Why do bitches think they smart?
They can't even drive a car
Ever see one try to park?
Fat violent dykes!
I don't wanna hold your coat
Bad enough you get to vote
Bitch, don't touch my credit card!

Bitch, am I right?
You just don't like men
(We want equal pay in the workplace)
Bitch, am I right?
Someone touched you there, when you we're young…
Bitch, am I right?

Christ! Dykes are mad at the world!
Who striked your vagina when you were a girl?
You lonely? Wanna blow me?
You could go get a sandwich for me
Where's Daddy? Is he a raper?
Is he in jail with your Asian neighbor?
It's okay, let go your anger
Here's a tampon and a used coat hanger!

I can't believe this hate speech is allowed to be on the Internet!
It's so disrespectful to women!	
We're gonna find this guy and give him sensitivity training!
You're a sexist fascist!
I don't remember asking you
A God damn thing!

Always bitching all the time
Always wishing they were guys	
No one giving them the cock
Fat violent dykes!
Always trying to be the boss
Where's the kitchen, are you lost?
Heat some food up in a pot

Fat violent dykes!
When these bitches gonna die?
Why you hating on the guys?
You're just mad at all your pop
Fat violent dykes!
Put these bitches in the yard
Let 'em run around and bark
Get the sand out of your twat
Bitch, am I right?

Rucka Rucka Ali - Fat Violent Dykes

"Hitler's Suicide Note" by Rucka Rucka Ali, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "The One That Got Away" by Katy Perry.

With Lyrics:

Everyone at my school, called me a 'fag'
At home I was lied to, blowing my dad
So now I would like to kill all of the Jews
I just saw my gas bill, and I want to die
But before I go I will tell you goodbye
I will be back someday in the form of Tom Cruise

In another life, I will take the world
I will make it Wonder Bar for all the white people
If you're not a white, I will make you slaves
Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on your face
I know it sound's gay

I could have lived my life in a better way
I could have been Nicer to gypsies and gays
People in the wheelchairs, I never should have rape (I know this now)
Why did I put numbers tattoos on Jews?
However could I know, The Third Reich would lose
Now that number's for how much the Jews will sue

But in another life, I will gas them all
I will gas the Jews that sell the jewelry at the mall
In another life, I will make it great
Until then Melvin Gibsonstein will show "The World the Way"
He'll show you all "The Way"

I want... take over the world
Kill all the gays
It would be very great!

If I could only change one thing in life it'd be
I'd go, it put a gas chamber in Italy
I could, have killed grandparents of Pauly D
But now, but now it's much too late

But in another life, I will take the world
I will make it Wonder Bar for all the white people
If you're not a white, I will make you slaves
Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on your face
I know it sound's gay

I want... take over the world
Kill all the gays

In another life, I will make it great
Until then Melvin Gibsonstein will show "The World the Way"
Justin Bieberg is gay (It's Spic n' Span!)﻿

Rucka Rucka Ali - Hitler's Suicide Note

"Hippies Always Smell Like Balls" by Rucka Rucka Ali, featuring Toby Queef, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "3" by Britney Spears.

With Lyrics:

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

First of all, hippies always smell like balls	
And they're all a bunch of tree hugging
Dumb fucking, butt fuckers
Run, hippies, run!
I got twenty-one guns with me
Come around town, and your done if you fuck with me

Yeah, drum circle
Ching Chang Chong!
Get some Goddamn balls, in your Goddamn song
Get a Goddamn jerk, you’re a Goddamn bun
I get drunk on rum, and kill hippies for fun!

Now I'm a nice guy,
But hippies are gay			
They're always getting high,
And spreading the AIDS

I'd love to fine,
Some hippies in my yard,
Playing their guitar
They're getting sprayed

So listen up, hippies
Getting shot dead, is the new green, yeah
My name is, Toby Queef
I was send here, by Rucker Rucker Ali…	

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

I have a farm,
With plenty of grain
But hippies could starve,
That's fine with me

God, help you all
When I'm president
Y'all hippies will be slaves,
And probably dead

Suck on my balls, hippies
Get your ass fucked, in the booty, yeah
Lick on my nuts, if you please
Go read a book, for Vegan Revolutionary…

All hippies,
Are some Vegan Pussies
Eating dog feces
You should eat a little meat

Always pretending,
To like Bob Marley
He a sucks a big D
You should grow a couple… (Nuts!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)

Where were you September Twelve?
I was shooting me some hippies real good in the chest
If you don't like this darn country
You sure as hell ain't Toby Queef

I'm a little bit of country,
With a little bit of fist in your mug, homie
I'm a female banging, race car waging
Jesus save me, I got no teeth!

I'm a Decent Man,
I don't like, asshole hippies dancing
Without no pants on
Reminds me of the first time, I heard rap music
I was like, "Did he say, "Nigger?" I like this guy!"

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

Rucka Rucka Ali - Hippies Always Smell Like Balls (Feat. Toby Queef)

"The Ninja Glare" by Nigahiga on YouTube video. This songs is parody of "In the Ayer" by Flo Rida, featuring will.i.am.

With Lyrics:

[Chorus 1]
OMG! (G!)
You can't see me (Me!)
I'm blending in just like a pine tree (Tree?)
I am unseen, (Seen!)
You can't see me
'Cause I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja

OMG! (G!)
You can't see me (Me!)
I'm blending in just like a pine tree (Tree?)
I am unseen, (Seen!)
You can't see me
'Cause I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja

[Verse 1]
Hey, can't see me
Am I a bird or am I a tree?
What's flying so high in the ayer (Ayer)?
I'm a ninja don't stare (Stare)
Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair)
I bet you don't even care
Here I go, there I go, this is my song
Being ninja you gotta be strong

Most of us found in Hong Kong
Where is my automobile now Dong?
Catching everything with my chopstick
Making loud noises with every hit
Moving unseen so fast so quick
I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks
OMG!
Be a Ninja like me
Just watch me now and you will see!

[Chorus 2]
OMG! (G!)
You can't see me (Me!)
I'm blending in just like a pine tree (Tree?)
I am unseen, (Seen!)
You can't see me
'Cause I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja

OMG! (G!)
You can't see me (Me!)
I'm blending in just like a pine tree (Tree?)
I am unseen, (Seen!)
You can't see me
'Cause I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja

[Verse 2]
Hey were dressed in black
Just like emos except for the fact
We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back
Its just our way to sneak attack
We see you coming 'cause we have wall hacks
Don't come near us or we'll give you slap
And no sense in running 'cause we set up a trap
Here comes the slow motion... C-C-C-CRAP!

Run like me
Hide like me
Don't forget your fatality
Dance like a ninja in the club
Even though you'll look just like a scrub
Watch this vid learn something rare (Rare)
This move looks like a square (Square)
Just throw your hands in the air (Air)
Follow me, do the Ninja Glare!

[Chorus 3]
OMG! (G!)
You can't see me (Me!)
I'm blending in just like a pine tree (Tree?)
I am unseen, (Seen!)
You can't see me
'Cause I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja

OMG! (G!)
You can't see me (Me!)
I'm blending in just like a pine tree (Teehee!)
I am unseen, (Seen!)
You can't see me
'Cause I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja

Nigahiga - The Ninja Glare

"If I Was Mongolians" by Rucka Rucka Ali, featuring DJ Not Nice. From his albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber.

With Lyrics:

Stupid Mongolians, breaking my wall!
Stupid Mongolians, breaking my balls!
Eating my wonton, chicken egg roll
Go tell Mongolian, I say, "Hello!"
Hello? Hello, how are you?
I dry clean clothes, since year 'Oh-Two
Year of Cock, Year of Poo
It was nice year, in Hong Kong too-ha!

I am Chinese, build a City Wall
Mongo, hey fuck you!

If I was Mongolian, I would break down the wall
I be stupid Mongol, my eyes are always closed
And I could read your fortune, cookie says it all
Stupid dumb Mongolians, you never win the war, you never win the war

Chicken fry rice stir, chicken fry dog
I could fry tiger, I could fry frog
I could wear diaper, poop on the floor
Mongolese sniper, shoot at my store
Ow! Ow! Why you shoot me?
I was star, in a Bruce Lee movie
My Chinese food, come with roofy
Go to bed girl, show me your booby!

I'll have soup please, in big shitty wok
Egg roll, with mushroom

With a little onion, sweet and sour pork
Or you could put some broccoli, 'cause I don't give a fuck
And I don't need a chopstick, 'cause I could use a fork
But if I was Mongolian, I rather eat a dog, I like to eat a dog

I builded a fence, around the Chineses
To protect them from some dumb Mongolians
The wall was knock down, by Mongolesians
I just want some beef chicken fry rice

If I was Mongolian, I break down all the wall
My people die of hunger, could we please have egg roll
And I don't see my parents, they left me by the road
If you see my Uncle, say him my 'hello', say him my 'hello'

Oh, hello, remember me? I build this big wall
Around the City of China!
Oh no! You don't, don't break my wall!
Dammit! You stupid Mongolians, breaking my wall!
You go back to Somalia
No extra soy sauce for you!

Chicken fried rice…﻿

Rucka Rucka Ali - If I Was Mongolian (Feat. DJ Not Nice)

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