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"Fat Violent Dykes" by Rucka Rucka Ali, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" by Katy Perry.

With Lyrics:

There's some crazy lesbians
Full of AIDS and PMS
Bigger than hot air balloons
Trying to tell me, what to do
All them dykes are pretty large
Sniffing on each others farts
Carpet munching, what it do
Is this an Asian or a Jew?

Bitches all act like
They know what shit's right, for you
(It's very important for our society)
Soon them dumb fat dykes
Will control the world, I'm screwed!
(Damn!)

Fat violent dykes!
Always bitching all the time
Always wishing they were guys
No one giving them the cock
Fat violent dykes!
Always trying to be the boss
Where's the kitchen, are you lost?
Heat some food up in a pot

Fat violent dykes!
When these bitches gonna die?
Why you hating on the guys?
You're just mad at all your pops
Fat violent dykes!
Put these bitches in the yard
Let 'em run around and bark
Get the sand out of your twat

Bitch, am I right?
You just don't like men
(Women are smarter than men)
Bitch, am I right?
Someone touched you there, when you we're young...

Trying to respect a bitch
But you make me slit my wrist
I'm Black Jesus with a blunt
You're Fat Hitler with a cunt
When some bitch is president
We'll be living in a tent
Black people are like,
"Oh well, either way I'll be in jail!"

There's a dumb fat dyke
Running every fucking school
It's true
No one reads and writes
But the chinks, and kikes, and spooks
(Hey, two out of three ain't bad!)

Fat violent dykes!
All these bitches playing God
Tell these bitches get a job
Better yet, just suck a cock
Fat violent dykes!
Do some dishes and get fucked
I don't wanna hear you talk
Go beat off into a sock

Fat violent dykes!
Why do bitches think they smart?
They can't even drive a car
Ever see one try to park?
Fat violent dykes!
I don't wanna hold your coat
Bad enough you get to vote
Bitch, don't touch my credit card!

Bitch, am I right?
You just don't like men
(We want equal pay in the workplace)
Bitch, am I right?
Someone touched you there, when you we're young…
Bitch, am I right?

Christ! Dykes are mad at the world!
Who striked your vagina when you were a girl?
You lonely? Wanna blow me?
You could go get a sandwich for me
Where's Daddy? Is he a raper?
Is he in jail with your Asian neighbor?
It's okay, let go your anger
Here's a tampon and a used coat hanger!

I can't believe this hate speech is allowed to be on the Internet!
It's so disrespectful to women!	
We're gonna find this guy and give him sensitivity training!
You're a sexist fascist!
I don't remember asking you
A God damn thing!

Always bitching all the time
Always wishing they were guys	
No one giving them the cock
Fat violent dykes!
Always trying to be the boss
Where's the kitchen, are you lost?
Heat some food up in a pot

Fat violent dykes!
When these bitches gonna die?
Why you hating on the guys?
You're just mad at all your pop
Fat violent dykes!
Put these bitches in the yard
Let 'em run around and bark
Get the sand out of your twat
Bitch, am I right?

Rucka Rucka Ali - Fat Violent Dykes

"Hippies Always Smell Like Balls" by Rucka Rucka Ali, featuring Toby Queef, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "3" by Britney Spears.

With Lyrics:

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

First of all, hippies always smell like balls	
And they're all a bunch of tree hugging
Dumb fucking, butt fuckers
Run, hippies, run!
I got twenty-one guns with me
Come around town, and your done if you fuck with me

Yeah, drum circle
Ching Chang Chong!
Get some Goddamn balls, in your Goddamn song
Get a Goddamn jerk, you’re a Goddamn bun
I get drunk on rum, and kill hippies for fun!

Now I'm a nice guy,
But hippies are gay			
They're always getting high,
And spreading the AIDS

I'd love to fine,
Some hippies in my yard,
Playing their guitar
They're getting sprayed

So listen up, hippies
Getting shot dead, is the new green, yeah
My name is, Toby Queef
I was send here, by Rucker Rucker Ali…	

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

I have a farm,
With plenty of grain
But hippies could starve,
That's fine with me

God, help you all
When I'm president
Y'all hippies will be slaves,
And probably dead

Suck on my balls, hippies
Get your ass fucked, in the booty, yeah
Lick on my nuts, if you please
Go read a book, for Vegan Revolutionary…

All hippies,
Are some Vegan Pussies
Eating dog feces
You should eat a little meat

Always pretending,
To like Bob Marley
He a sucks a big D
You should grow a couple… (Nuts!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)

Where were you September Twelve?
I was shooting me some hippies real good in the chest
If you don't like this darn country
You sure as hell ain't Toby Queef

I'm a little bit of country,
With a little bit of fist in your mug, homie
I'm a female banging, race car waging
Jesus save me, I got no teeth!

I'm a Decent Man,
I don't like, asshole hippies dancing
Without no pants on
Reminds me of the first time, I heard rap music
I was like, "Did he say, "Nigger?" I like this guy!"

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

Rucka Rucka Ali - Hippies Always Smell Like Balls (Feat. Toby Queef)

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Smoking a blunt in my new Aston
Borrowed it from a man who wants it back
Said I just gotta take it to get some crack
Oh woah in my new car

As I'm driving the cops say hey
Did we beat a black guy today?
Police pull me over and I told 'em no please
I'm Kobe

My head hit the curb that they threw me on
They said you should've fucking said that you're Lebron
They took my Aston Martin and they all went bowling
Bowling

Why am I treated this way because of my color
I thought shit would be different after Obama
But it's only racister now, it true though
Oh yeah

Trump, did you get elected here through ya man
What is your connection to the ku cucks klan?
Did you ever molest that little nigga Trudeau?

Dear White People
I got me some questions you could answer me bro
Why is you oppressing all of my-y people
Why you all pretending like you're not evil?

Dear White People
Sitting around in a fucking gazebo
Sipping on a bottle of Pellegrino
Stroking on a cute ass little fucking beagle
Oh

Why do you attack us everywhere that we go?
Telling us to park your Porsche
Guess how it affects our ego
(Lemme get your phone thing code)
Why you always bragging that you have one black amigo?
Lemme guess if does he know
That you say words like negro

You hire fucking Pablo
To cut your fucking shrub bro
But I can't get a job though
If I'm not fucking rob lowe
Everytime you do a crime the charges always got dropped
But I'm always getting thrown in prison yeah I got got
When you're up out in the street up in the morning running
And you see us and you always think we're gonna mug you
I just wanna see if you had any extra money
Why I gotta chase you when you take off running

Police on the streets all fuck with my peoples
Took my desert eagles and all my pringles
Why you always think that every brother sells crack
I'm just selling Wii Box 2s and a Dell Mac

I sleep on the street bro outside of home depot
Shoes are made of bondo, house is made at kinko's
Chilling at the red box, smoking on some red rocks
Used to be a shortstop playing with the red sox
Oh yeah

Dear White People
Why you always telling me what shit is legal
Why you take my opportunities from me bro
Why my new car now getting repo'ed

Dear White People
Sitting round listening to Flock of Seagulls
Listening to Iron Maiden and Meat Loaf
Buying fucking new shirts at Uniqlo
Oh

How the hell we ever gon get out poverty yo
All we got is EBT clothes
Some of us still wearing jncos
(Got gold where our teeth go)
Where the fuck did all them good times and the peace go?
Black on black crime cuts deep yo
Hurting ourself like emos

We're Black People
Individuality traded for hammer and sickle
Ghost of Booker T lays comatose and feeble
History repeats itself like a ripple

Mohito Burrito
Salad and Dorito
Five dollar wonton, comes with young chinko
You can get shwarma, blow up all the gringos
(Wig wog ag wig wog)
Let's have some pizza

Don't think for yourself no
Find out where you came from
Dress up like a retard
Base your life on choices of dead old people
They must've known something that we don't
Dear White People
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