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AGATHA ALL ALONG REMIX - AFROBOIYT

Jabba The Hutt - Pewdiepie ft. Maya (by Schmoyoho) - 10 Minutes Version
DOWNLOAD : https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/jabba-the-hutt-single/id705666125


LYRIC :

[Intro:Pewdiepie]
Haha, hows it going bro's, my name is pewdiepie

[Verse 1:Pewdiepie & Maya]
You are the most beautiful dog.
They call you Jabba The Hutt
They Call you Jabba The AnnotateHutt
For a reason, Help
Oh my god I'm so fast
So fast and so fat
For a reason, and were done

[Hook:Pewdiepie & Maya]
Jabba The Hutt
Help Help Help
They call you Jabba The Hutt
Help Help Help
Yolo
Jabba The Hutt
Help Help Help
They Call You Jabba The Hutt
Help Help Help

[Verse 2:Pewdiepie]
This sandwich doesn't have turkey in it
Doesn't have turkey in it
Freaking get it right
You son of a bitch
Haters gonna hate, i laugh cause you skate
This is not my fate, because i ate
Your mama's oh what the hell
What the hell, what the hell

[Bridge: Pewdiepie]
I was like, "should i order the game online?"
"mmm, mmm, mmm"
Should i order the game online?, No il drive to the fucking Gamestop
Should i order the game online?
Mmm mmm mmm
Should i order the game online?
No il drive to the fucking Gamestop

[Solo:Maya]

[Outro: Pewdiepie & Maya]
Jabba The Hutt
Help Help Help
They Call You Jabba The Hutt
Help Help Help
And were done

[Hook:Pewdiepie & Maya]

Jabba The Hutt - Pewdiepie ft. Maya (by Schmoyoho) - 10 Minutes Version

Cupid Shuffle

"If I Was Mongolians" by Rucka Rucka Ali, featuring DJ Not Nice. From his albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber.

With Lyrics:

Stupid Mongolians, breaking my wall!
Stupid Mongolians, breaking my balls!
Eating my wonton, chicken egg roll
Go tell Mongolian, I say, "Hello!"
Hello? Hello, how are you?
I dry clean clothes, since year 'Oh-Two
Year of Cock, Year of Poo
It was nice year, in Hong Kong too-ha!

I am Chinese, build a City Wall
Mongo, hey fuck you!

If I was Mongolian, I would break down the wall
I be stupid Mongol, my eyes are always closed
And I could read your fortune, cookie says it all
Stupid dumb Mongolians, you never win the war, you never win the war

Chicken fry rice stir, chicken fry dog
I could fry tiger, I could fry frog
I could wear diaper, poop on the floor
Mongolese sniper, shoot at my store
Ow! Ow! Why you shoot me?
I was star, in a Bruce Lee movie
My Chinese food, come with roofy
Go to bed girl, show me your booby!

I'll have soup please, in big shitty wok
Egg roll, with mushroom

With a little onion, sweet and sour pork
Or you could put some broccoli, 'cause I don't give a fuck
And I don't need a chopstick, 'cause I could use a fork
But if I was Mongolian, I rather eat a dog, I like to eat a dog

I builded a fence, around the Chineses
To protect them from some dumb Mongolians
The wall was knock down, by Mongolesians
I just want some beef chicken fry rice

If I was Mongolian, I break down all the wall
My people die of hunger, could we please have egg roll
And I don't see my parents, they left me by the road
If you see my Uncle, say him my 'hello', say him my 'hello'

Oh, hello, remember me? I build this big wall
Around the City of China!
Oh no! You don't, don't break my wall!
Dammit! You stupid Mongolians, breaking my wall!
You go back to Somalia
No extra soy sauce for you!

Chicken fried rice…﻿

Rucka Rucka Ali - If I Was Mongolian (Feat. DJ Not Nice)

PewDiePie -Theme

Taken from the Song Biscuit published 14.3.2015
For your listening pleasure - "10 Second Rule" written with Nice Peter.
The original video can be found from the Youtube channel "Good Mythical Morning" https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4PooiX37Pld1T8J5SYT-SQ

Rucka Rucka Ali - If I Was Mongolian (Feat. DJ Not Nice)

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