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shimario as bob
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mixed by serena
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by bmb and grenade
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

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Rap Rat vs Bob (FNF) - Rap Battle! (2022)

Phantasm WITH LYRICS (Maimy cover) High Quality Version

Too Slow WITH LYRICS | REMASTERED | Maimy cover

You Can't Run WITH LYRICS | REMASTERED | Maimy cover

Original By Freshy Kanal On YouTube 

Jay Chay As Little Mac

Little Flecks As Big Mac

Little Mac Vs Big Mac (Freshy Kanal Bonus Battle)

Spongebob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Plankton sing Break My Mind (FNAF 4 song) [AI Cover]

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Chase Beck as Santa Claus
Freshy Kanal as Satan
McGwire, Cami-Cat, RaccoonBroVA, Freshy Kanal, Freeced, JustGamer, Johnald, Mike Choe & Swizkii as Elves

Santa Claus:
I'm dropping off some gifts before you start the apocalypse,
'Cause Old Saint Nick don't play with H-E-double hockey sticks!
Deceiving all the humans that you're so below,
So I'll clean the Garden of Eden up like a hoe hoe hoe!
You were given all of Heaven's beauty, so what did you lose it for?
Let's make Lucifer a few trimmers so he can lose the fur!
Staged rebellion 'cause you weren't cared for like God?
Gambled your future with those snake eyes, and your pair of dice lost!
When I'm inside chimneys, surrounded in smoke,
I may be high on rooftops, but I can smell you're brimstoned! (Brimstoned!)
So like it's church, I'll be confessing the truth
When all it takes to vanquish your sin is to step in a booth!
And you're the bringer of light? Say, that reminds me:
I got a job for your bottom at the top of my pine tree!
You specialize in phony scams; I specialize in long letters!
They tell me you're not a villain; you're just a call center!

Satan:
It's the path of Satan that you've crossed with.
Check Faust's contract; see how I deal with Clauses.
I fell from the heavens and got a new life.
You fell from a roof... and fucking died!
Worship me, you sad hoax spread at Christmas time!
I was made to rule over you; I'm the Prince of Lies!
You're not made to guide a human through their childhood,
'Cause they don't know if you exist; they just fear that I could!
There's no visit if your parents don't have bucks to spend!
Swig a glass of milk, 'cause you're favoring the 1%!
You witness struggle, and then step away!
Tiny Tim won't walk when you're handing him a candy cane!
Spying on resting children, you're always watching!
Must be a treat to stuff our nights with Christmas "stalking"!
Everything about you is a scheme to net dough!
Led by a red nose; fitting when you represent Coke!
It's Boxing Day when they punch the clock just to not get paid!
And I'm the snake, yet Claus escaped on his sleigh when the audits came!
How awful; I'll offer a proper wage and gold benefits!
Sign here; it'll be your last will and Old Testament!

Santa Claus:
You couldn't make me sign that while hanging over your lava!
Want me to sell my soul? I thought the devil wears prada!
I circle the equator, drop presents around the nations!
You couldn't make a starving man give into temptation!
You went from burning girls in Salem to persecuting gay folks!
Sprouted those horns, because you're nothing but a scape-goat!
Up in the clouds, you were handed it all,
Until you let your ego grow, and you got decked out the halls!
You had your entire wishlist get checked off by God,
But you only became worth writing down when you fell off!
Just because you spend your time with guys out fiddling kids,
It doesn't mean you have the skills to try out-fiddling kids!
The Bible says a thief must provide for restitution,
But you acted as your own judge, and you still chose execution!

Satan:
They praised your day; now it frightens the devout.
Why, you've left it like a postcard, with Christ X'd out!
Caused the world to stray from God, but turns out after all,
You moved the pastor's traditions with kids into the mall!
Wring families dry 'til there's a sacrifice made!
They'll pay whatever costs, like it's Black Magic Friday!
Corrupted the day of being grateful, and you dare say I'm the devil?!
All you've done was damn the Christmas spirit to my level!
So try to forbid me; your efforts are fruitless!
You're chewing on cookies; I'm gnawing on Judas!
You need an Eve to cheer up the world's needy?!
I just needed Eve, and I doomed the whole species!

Santa vs. Satan - Rap Battle!

The Amazing Digital Circus Rap - "I Think Therefore I Am"

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Digital Hallucination by 0R30 (feat. Lizzie Freeman)

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PE$O PETE as The Flying Dutchman
LIME KING as King K. Rool

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The Flying Dutchman:
As i travel through the trough, mixing terror with the tide
You should peep how i was sought, I see you lack won't bat an eye
Deeper down than all your thoughts, In a locker bitch i hide
Watch the clock? No, watch your mouth 
‘Cuz this right here that Captain's pride
Give you a fright, leaving him light
Cuz I took his loot, all his lackeys, and life
We give you a scare but I know you got something scarier
Buss out a mirror and look at that eye
Great blue depth only has one best when i pull my sword, shit won’t play nice
No way no weight to ya name, only weight in ya frame, bro, lay off them Lays, alright?
(Ha) He shoulda known never mess with the dutchman 
Rollin this king in a blunt now he dutch-man
(Damn) Never contest with the one man 
You ain't a villain, you more like a stunt man
King and his army all falling to one man
There's only one man scarin’ the spongeman
I got advice
You wanna live and go cherish your life? Then you better move

King K. Rool:
My name King K. Rool
Gon’ be cruel how I spray this ghoul where he stays
Make DK drool, banana clips in the tool when I aim 
These bullets gon’ pool in your face
How you let that square on your pirate crew? 
He can’t even pass boating school, the disgrace
Ew, how that boy smelling like stool?
He got a whole department of perfume at his place
Imma keep it a K, Pockets full with a K
Flip name how I rule with a K
NBA how my 2Ks dribble
If we duel it's a KO, we gon leave him bruised OK
Caught the fool 4K at the KK with 62 cents while the jewel on my cape 20K
How you stay underwater and still stay without drip?
I’ve seen better looking ghosts in the KKK
(shuh) I’m the motherfucking Crème de la Crème of the Kremlings
Men meet they end when my army's assembling
Got him trembling, they know who the king is
Doom is impending, thing is I’m a villain's villain
This boy is a bedtime story, I’m a king with millions 
I don’t take opinions, bitch, I rule these seas
You’re just one my civilians

The Flying Dutchman:
Oh yeah? Then show me
You live by the shore, that shit weak
Bro, it’s big man Dutchman - I'm in the deep
And if you wanna see, we take him beneath
Cuz if you want the sea, Lil’ bitch, thats a double 
You drowning in trouble, you fuckin with me
Like bro, stop pressing
We can sink ships right now and Dutchman fly out the wreckage 
Bitch, I’m flexin’
You shouldn't mess with a gas-green-ghoul
This tool leave em gangrene, cut out the boot
You say you a king but you second in line to your own IP, lil’ bitch, you a tool
He think he a king?
I put the K to his head like we gon’ see who rule
I pull up with 50 goons
Say you got all that drip? You a kiddie pool, dumb bitch

King K. Rool:
This Blunderbuss gon’ shut him up when I take a chunk out that man ship 
Know the handheld cannon be damaging
Nah, fuck that - King Krusher, I’m handing him hands again
He be all green, so when I flame him I get baked like a ramekin
Why would I panic? This phantom be a damn embarrassment
He must forget that his opps turned that man to a mannequin
(And that’s canon)
So he’d only pass me if I was a window shopper
We don’t send him to school, just to Davy’s locker
Imma kill him like he wasn’t dead already
Got the Blast-o-matic, we gon’ singe his block and not a thing will stop me
Bullets gon’ fly, bitch, there been a chopper in my backpack
Imma clap back like they hit my belly

Written by PE$O PETE, LIME KING and Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Natsu Fuji
Beat Arranged by Eddiefrb
Art by BMB
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

The Flying Dutchman vs King K. Rool - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Lee Bergantino as BENDROWNED
Yukigloom as SONIC.EXE

BENDROWNED:
The curse of the cartridge is coming to light.
Do what you do best and run for your life.
I took one look at your ugly design,
And now we both got blood in our eyes.
We corrupted our games and took over computers, but let me put a lens on the truth:
While you ended up inspiring some users... I ended up inspiring you. (Run.)
They say, "Don't judge a book by its cover."
What a bummer, that alone has your whole story covered.
You strike a pose and then cut up all your friends to bits;
Link must've played the Elegy of Edginess.
The emptiest narrative ever since the vessel where I hid
So let me try to better it; BEN has been known to edit scripts.
You sent your pals to heaven, beheaded, and left 'em tortured,
I guess you saved the best to end last; now it's YOURTURN.

SONIC.EXE:
I hope you're faster than your YouTube show,
'Cause I kill tales when they move too slow!
I'm aware that your ritual didn't do much,
But if you want death, X gon' give it to ya!
Your cartridge blows; you need a redesign!
Coming from a CD, I'd rather boot up the CD-i!
You were the sacrificial lamb of some mad religion,
Tried to ascend, but couldn't get past the baptism! (RAHAHAHAHA!)
Come on, keep this interesting, kid; you've gone stale!
You've been free... in an old guy's yard sale!
You wanna be your hero? Better luck next time!
'Cause you are a Link... to your cult's website!
Your project's out, but the hype was gone!
You were watered down; it's a dying cause!
After all this time, your notoriety's lost!
Every child sees my smile and knows I AM GOD!

BENDROWNED:
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Do you wanna know where I make bodies drop?
.tops eht kram lliw X, hguone nooS
Soon enough, X will mark the spot.
Every single land I touch, the scent of death lingers.
You'll remain the same you've always been: a dead ringer!
Your story's like your disc: a curse passed to every new kid,
But your program can't be fixed, no matter how much you reboot it! (Try again!)
You can't swim; you've been drowning, and your whole arc's
Water under the bridge, since you were moved to where the trolls are!
But hide and seek with your origin will have to do...
Finding me? You should worry 'bout who founded you...

SONIC.EXE:
Clock's ticking, Big BEN; that was regrettable!
Get off your high horse; I'll chase you off that pedestal!
You think you're clever 'cause you're hiding in a database,
But all you managed to do is run an AMA!
The Father's a Luna-tic!
And you are the son who's eclipsed by the Moon Children!
Trapped in that statue; your errors are grave!
I'd say you've met with a terrible faith!
Found a new form for your soul in the end?
It just makes it all easier to hold down your head!
There's so many pools of blood where I can drown you!
Let's see if your lungs will be ready for Round 2!

SONIC.EXE vs. BENDROWNED - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
RedMufflerMan‬ as Alastor
Nathan Wagner as Tony the Talking Clock

Alastor:
Salutations to the sinners of hell!
I hope you're all tuned in and listening well,
Our program can cause jaws to drop,
What could be more entertaining than watching the clock?
Once again he interrupts a favorite show for wayward souls,
He isn't prime time, That label's for the radio show!
Guess it's time to tell the time,
Just who he has come to fight,
Like you did to Yellow Guy, I will end your fucking life!

Tony the Talking Clock:
Time is a way that we measure progression,
With the way you waste it, I bеt you'll be second,
I'm minute to win it, my linеs are hot,
Your vocab's filthy, frankly it's Time to Stop!
I am a ruler so don't get it backwards, This goes just one way,
With you withered and grey at the end of the day,
Times up, you have met your end.
Shut you up for good with a MEH! MEH! MEH!

Alastor:
Mmm, I do not believe that screaming loud was in the deal...
My ears are bleeding, now I know how your victims feel!
The Clock was meant to shock but he's soft when he delivers,
When I grab the mic, you'll find my words are unfiltered,
Let's give a "big hand" to old Becky and Joe,
It's quite an achievement to be getting a show!
And yet I've been told OH, when checking for Tony,
He was found broken and dead in the cold! (how sad!)
Summoned by Roy for his son to be slaughtered,
But you must know, I never suck up to fathers!
Fuck you, Tony. Nothing you brought hertz!
By the end of this, You'll be running like clockwork.

Tony the Talking Clock:
Swinging at me with a chain on your soul?
That's par for the course for this ace in the hole,
The radio hammed up his act,
But there is always Time for Understanding the facts!
Time made your appearance change ever since the pilot,
I wish the same could be said about your writing,
You paid the price for spending Time mucking around,
When an angel dusted you and you ducked in the ground!
Now we can see the unimportance of Alastor!
He's always been the same, Unchanging like the calendar!
This deer lost his head trying to rag off this doll,
And now he's a tool you can hang on the wall.

Alastor vs. Tony the Talking Clock. DGPRB.

Sprunki Time

Sprunki Time (Remaster)

song link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMbQlvF4kQ
wow this song blew up
very cool

Alastor vs. Tony the Talking Clock. DGPRB.

Jose