One kidnapped a princess, another fucked a queen

Favorite Rap Battles

Freshy Kanal - King Dice Vs. Oogie Boogie Rap Battle Ft. McGwire & Chase Beck

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BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal: Kokichi Ouma vs The Riddler ft. GamingPlush64 & Carter Sauce

Freshy Kanal: GHOST RAP CYPHER ft. Cam Steady, NemRaps, Chi-chi, HalaCG & More

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126 as Flowey the Flower
Eddiefrb as Happy Appy

Flowey the Flower:
Howdy, Appy! I'm Flowey, Appy! I would show you around here, Appy!
But this irrelevant freak is used to being underground and crappy!
You're clowning tryna out rap me, Appy!
Your show can't compare to the fear I instill,
'Cause when it comes to a track, see, Appy!
Let me tell you right here that's it's kill or be killed! (Yay!)
You're just shock horror for some worried minors,
I'll compost your shitpost as fertilizer!
You ripped off The Cove yet you can't hold a candle,
Your white van's less scary than Damn Daniеl!
You're so obscure, this Lost Soul's plot just drones on.
Thе most lame no-name John Doe fraud from Roblox!
Your roots are embedded in your meaningless gore,
It seems that this apple's rotten to the CORE!

Happy Appy:
Oh no! It looks like Flowey's having trouble with his words.
What do we need to fix this track? That's right, a Happy Rappy verse!
So now a real monster spits!
...
This one is not for kids!
...
This apple drops disses like Newton,
Or humans that foolishly dropped from cliffs!
Say I'm copying? That's low hanging fruit.
Your dev took from Earthbound and crammed it deep in your roots!
Took combat from Touhou but couldn't do it well,
I'd rather die and rot inside the Devil's realm than in your bullet hell!
Here's another one of my accurate predictions,
Big Apple drops bombs like I'm crashing a building!
With the van I'm equipped with, kids cower 'fore I kill 'em.
You spit friendliness pellets twice the pacifist Frisk is.
I won't need to be the one to pick you off,
When your dad's playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not!"
And since you wanna remain a sorrowful bloomer,
Well, I Nick'd goat mama and made some new Juniors.
I'll take this flower and slash him and split him,
Apart like the RUINS his bloodline was hit with.
Past your peak, what a tragedy the flower is wiltin'
But that's natural, children.

Flowey the Flower:
Won't take Forenziks to tell you made no imprint on your genre...
I don't even think Papyrus would enjoy your pasta!
All the preschoolers would skip through the class,
Of the Annoying Orange with a stick up his ass!
I know hip hop, hell, flow's in my name,
I'm Photoshop! You're more MS Paint...
This is it! You idiot!
You're meaningless and your show's done!
You'll remain the biggest troll to ever grace Toby's work since Homestuck!

Happy Appy:
You freaked out when Frisk spared your life,
How could you possibly Hurt Happy?
Then they turned crazy, you begged to survive!
Even for a flower, you sure are sappy.
Fun fact kids! Apple seeds contain traces of cyanide!
So about you suck my seeds and kill yourself a final time!

Flowey the Flower vs. Happy Appy - Rap Battle!

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GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette

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Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Treat you like Afton - I’ll stop this kid from springing her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milking you like you were Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your (therapy with your)
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer (Jeremy Fischer)
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -





Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
No one’s controlling my shock value and I jumpscare for the fun of it
Whereas it sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it (shh)
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A maniac as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for new episodes like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Oh, quit giving’ gifts to kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other comrades, I’m a whiz with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The that bars I write ought to hit, but It seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma scarred ya more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Unfortunate past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is your last loved one
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You are detached from reality now and this battle was your last chance
You tried to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t

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Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb and GamingPlush64
Mixed Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by Prehistorica
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
REANIMATED Logo by Mothmancha

Salad Fingers vs Marionette (2023) - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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king mewtwo as william afton
luke reardon as eugene krabs
m!cah as fredbear
luke reardon as the krusty krew

written by dilly, swoldow, 3ple, cri, gamingplush64 and danii
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by grasman and luke reardon
cover art by zagranis

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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William Afton vs. Mr. Krabs - Rap Battle! (2023)

GamingPlush64 - Vanny Vs. Spamton G. Spamton Rap Battle

Freshly Kanal: The Spot vs W D Gaster  RAP BATTLE  ft JT Music & Shwabadi

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
McGwire as Beetlejuice
GameboyJones as Candyman

Candyman:
The murmurs of my curse will bee heard again,
Murdering the worst suburban disturbance to lurk within a Burton flick!
Terminate pervert vermin's exterminator services!
Belly of the bee-ast; this invertebrate can't worm out this!
Words about me spread like fire and smoke of the demon.
Your only headline of note is receding!
Middle-aged Joker peaked at his old theatre school;
Relives his days of glory bee peeking at fifteen-year-olds!
A sequel/remake story? Tell Keaton's agent he's too old!
A star we'll see fade shortly? Bee-telgeuse is easy for him!
Your weak brain's storing an ego of extreme proportions.
Head keeps on growing; the healer better shrink it more!
I fantasize of a coward writhing in the afterlife.
Add a manchild's cries to my count of infanticide!

Beetlejuice:
Ahem... direct your eyes to the TV, please!
Not the man with the Hand-Hook for the Recently Deceased! (Argh!)
Your name's in so many films, it's like they're trying to have you manifesting!
You suck at the Whole "Being Dead" Thing!
Candyman canned the mantle because he can't demand
More than high-schoolers to call up the Hook-Handyman!
Recant, demon! Put that bitch down; ditch the puppy love!
The way you shoved that tongue in her filled me with stomach bugs!
Oh, I'm the washed-up one, huh? Well, you're the artist, brother!
That why your city made you bleed like some watercolor?
Some awful myth powered off gossiping!
Your fan club's in the bathroom, 'cause your legend's one crock of shit!

Candyman:
I'm the writing on the wall; you should have read it!
Talk of my hand? Keep yours out the dresses!
Here's a hint for you, Bee-tlejuice: I stomp fiends,
And I'll make a sex pest's insides splatter on the concrete!
Your escape plan's to take a child to the mate lands,
Offering a diamond crest ring for your young fling!
I lap circles around you, Epstein in a clown suit,
But I'd prefer not to learn what ring you've been running!

Beetlejuice:
CUT! Stop, Tony! You're not on his level, dawg!
Don't push your luck; just take the damn fight with the Leprechaun!
Nice fuckin' business model; daddy's rolling in his grave!
Taking stories based on slaves and exploiting them for change!
Check it! Dragging my name? Then let me get real!
I'll rock your Banana Boat, 'cause you've been slipping since Peele!
And if I'm a sex pest, you're a borderline felon!
I've been to hell and back; you're still in line to get in Helen!
'Cause the only time you found a honey in your lifetime,
They all rallied to have you stung to death like a hive mind!
Threw a candy wrapper on the pile and left him cooked up!
The roast with the most, worse than your last hookup!

Beetlejuice vs. Candyman - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
BassedOlaf as Rasputin
Professor Kuro as Jafar

Rasputin:
It's the Mad Monk, searching for a bad bitch.
If the girl hot, keep her locked like Aladdin!
Don't matter who her man is; I steal her from the pile and hit it off!
Fuck a marriage up, leave her diamond in the rough!
No matter how big that staff is, Jafar,
It's no mystery whose snake's packing more charms!
While you went straight to DVD, then straight in lava flow,
I maade the king parrot me like Iago, ho!
His rage all bottled, I go through him quicker
And show him how a Russian downs bootlicker!
All these bones to pick, but no muscle on him!
You can shapeshift, yet still built so scrawny!
And all the strings that you're orchestrating,
Are stuck on that second fiddle you're stuck playing!
Your thirst for power keeps you stuck at number two!
The shackles of the lamp must've rubbed off on you!

Jafar:
When again did you say you'd be leaving?
This filthy farm animal should cease his own bleating.
Some royal counsel you make, going on and on
With nonstop hogwash about your unwashed hog!
But if you like to get around, I have a solution.
Send a Russian to the Earth's ends; it's time for revolution!
To heal the czar's son, what spell did he cast again?
Oh, a disappearing act on his aspirin!
Drank a glass of poison; it still didn't kill him!
Now where was that healing for his four dead children?
I see the royals' deaths as Darwinism, generally.
Confiding in the spells of the peasant who can't spell or read!
I earned the crown through intellectual schemes,
But you were only a sultan sexually!

Rasputin
By the time you hear the bass drop, your soul will be completely under the control of...
Rah, rah, Rasputin! He will nab your queen!
She's waiting inside her chamber like "open sesame"!
Three halls down, the vizier's sent behind bars!
He's jealous no one wants to sneak past his night guards!
You're too insecure; you lack control over Agrabah!
Watch you get trapped in gold while I stack your dough like it's baklava!
I reach the top of the Romanovs through my genius!
To get promoted, you have to find where the genie is!

Jafar:
You show ladies your wares, but they'll find out in a week
That you're just a bazaar for every sexual disease!
I've had enough of this ruffian braindead misogynist!
Now that Russian head can be helmed by someone competent!
Took you an animated film to be a proper threat!
So now behold: Disney's taking over Fox again!
Ring the bell three times for the prophet they pop their pills with,
And for the stench that haunted the gossip of every village!
Guards! Throw him in the ocean so the minute he drops,
We find this time, a hoax can't bring a witch to the top!

Jafar vs. Rasputin - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal as Buggy
McGwire as Arthur Fleck

Buggy:
Thieves and beggars wanna seek the treasure,
Never exceed the schemes of the genius jester!
Feast your eyes at the east lead emperor!
Make weak pirate wannabes leave in stretchers! (Oh!)
So knock knock; it's "another job dropped you"!
Chop chop; couple limbs are lobbed off you!
I'm locked on; bring the Buggy bomb squad through!
Think you're hot news only 'cause the cops caught you!
Your parents agree that you were practically worthless.
Mom's not actually birth kin, plus your daddy deserted!
Man, "dysfunctional" ain't even scratching the surface!
Even I couldn't gather a bigger family circus!
Another bad romance on those telephone calls.
Shooting your shot put holes in your own walls!
Now Harley's running off, and she's never coming back!
It's like the gun at the hospital: should've kept it in your pants!

Arthur Fleck:
You're grasping at straws, but that's to be expected.
My humor's like the One Piece: you wouldn't get it.
Can someone get this honky off the podium?
He's not an emperor; they just cropped his size to Napoleon's!
Tell me, how does a chicken run the cross guild?
Another croc of shit you're hawking off to hide your lack of raw skill!
Ooh, you're a loser, faux, facade, and a charade!
You were never bombastic; you just bombed on stage!
I'm busting Buggy's balls! You were with the Rogers on a roll,
And they got so sick of you that you caught the common cold!
All your setups fail; the only payoff goes to coast guards!
You were out of your depth and got bit by a loan shark!
Gotham's set ablaze; they say I was the lone spark!
Try paint me as the villain, but no one truly knows Art.

Buggy:
Did you say "nose"?! For that, I could break yours!
I make more people die laughing at your displayed corpse!
You choked hard! AIn't you used to swallowing pills, though?
Or was that an impression of your mom under the pillow?!

Arthur Fleck:
You've heard no one cares who you are under the mask.
Well, they couldn't give a shit with it either; that's pretty fucking sad!
Pull yourself together; to me, this was just improv!
I hope you're the next one that Oda actually kills off!

Buggy:
This incel wouldn't last a day in cells at Impel!
Now you can add stab wounds into your list of ill health!
Slight trouble, and you'd make a mountain from a hill, I bet!
A real threat would be telling me you're gonna sing again!

Arthur Fleck:
I was never bounded by hubris; I went and founded a movement!
I got big shoes to fill; you're still a clown for amusement!
Just a "drop in the ocean", and if you did, you'd be drowning!
If you can't usurp the jester, then you'll never be crowned king!

Buggy vs. Arthur Fleck - Rap Battle!

Steady Cam - Luigi
Emi Jones - Tails

LYRICS:
Tails: (0:14)
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin’ any test
Appears that Mario is missing so I’m facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin’ on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you’re number 2 (oo!)
It’s Coward vs. Prower, you don’t want to play bro,
I’ll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado (HA!)
I’ll pass it to the plumber but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Luigi:
Usually I wouldn’t battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you’re used to being bullied and abused
I’m exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you’re just 8 years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you’ve been one upped
It doesn’t take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you’ll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

Tails: (1:08)
With all your fireballs you still can’t make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost

Luigi:
In terms of games, I’ve got the most, I’ve been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer’s little bros too young to really play

Tails: (1:22)
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don’t you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?

Luigi:
Oh so you talking down to me acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would where as a power up

Tails: (1:35)
You must be afraid, but I know you can’t run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You’ll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

Luigi:
You’re a freak of nature with those tails spinning ‘round
I think it’s time that this defected dog is finally put down
You’re Adventure ends here, I’ll use all my star power
To be sure your speed now reads No Miles Prower

Luigi vs. Tails - Video Game Rap Battle

Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Vladimyr P. as Stick Stickly

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HAPPY APPY
AGAINST
STICK STICKLY
BEGIN

Happy Appy:
Hey kids, welcome back, and in today’s episode
I will be sure to break Stickly even more than my own
So to flow like a tsunami, your only hope is pressing one
To push your buttons is the only way that Happy’s having fun

Stick Stickly:
Hey bud, you speak of fun? But that verse was plane and lame
This Stick is spitting sick, spilling your apple saucy brains
And it’s too bad those four lines dragged out more than your story
The winner’s yet to be revealed, and hint; not you, you’re boring!

Happy Appy:
It’s a Day on the Track, Hey kids, let’s Dip a spastic
You gave such a wooden performance, it’s ironic, your raps are plastic
A design like that? It’s easy to see why you left kids snoring
I put the ‘I’ into S_CKLY, you put the ‘I’ into BOR_NG!
No matter what you Bark, your loss’ll surely be appealing
You can’t Stick up for yourself, your show, or the kids that I’m pleasing
I have nailed down this win along with Stickly for construction
Then I’ll tear it down with a chainsaw for your destruction

Stick Stickly:
Just get it through your Noggin, Appy, you don’t make the kids Happy
Cus of your wacky design, you’ll see the Vision of this tragedy
Happy’s come to get schooled, unlike your Wiki; not clickbait
You’re getting meaner and meaner; keep that in your Jar of Hate
Sike! You think you could dip me? Please, like you could diss me, geez
If I am as dull as a knife I could still dice through you with ease
Children need me, while, your show’s flights gone down in plight
And you’re Half the Man I am; a watered down Nick at Nite

Happy Appy:
Wow, that’s all you chalked up? Step into my Van; yuh
Will meet the same fate like as if you were Miranda
The cancellation of your website be lookin’ like 9/11
Cuz IPs have gone down and that is natural children

Stick Stickly:
The only thing that’s natural’s entertaining minors like I did
You couldn’t kill a beat cus you’re stuck on murdering your kids
You’ll get sliced in the same direction, x’d out like my eyes
I would let Happy Rot in Hell, but the track is where you die

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and ColeDaCole
Beat Producer: Marsad Men
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Aaron Peters

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly. Sinister Rap Battles

Cam (Video Game Rap Battles) as Video Games
None Like Joshua as Anime
Produced by Def Starz
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XC5HaLnOD535d3mNHjyIn1nqBHPRneXvcaaIdE-H0sA/edit?usp=sharing

Anime vs. Video Games - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Sonic.EXE:
Round 1, looks like I’m in a new zone, with the antagonist who wishes minds would turn from bored to blown
So pathetic, you pick off victims and leave Skype calls empty- Who was Phone?
Fake Facebook pages and accounts and this is what you do with your hype?
Thought people would piss their pants in the theatres at the sound “the glitch just typed”
Your Paranormal Activity could be summed up as a hat trick
I’ve seen better Internet PSAs out of Catfish!
You were terrorizing macbooks in your wack flick
But you thinking you’re relevant is the only thing that’s batshit
A sad bitch only made interesting ‘cause of suicide
You’d fit better on Netflix, next to 13 Reasons Why
I have to speak in police code, just for you to comprehend
That I’ll turn a 10-34 to 64xx

Laura Barns:
So the Creepypasta wiki bows down to you? Honestly, what should I expect?
You’re praised by the same community that puts their names behind “Sonic X-XX”
Guarded by diehard fans of garbage, while Sonic just Sez shit
So if you try to drop this battle, there will be serious consequences.
I know a lot about you, .EXE, you’re a mutated version of Zalgo
You stole your sound bites from Kefka and live in Mephiles’ Shadow!
So tone it down Smile Hedgehog, you’re useless without your Chaotic mic Control
Pre-teens terrified at your story; “oh god, the Rap Rat’s going to steal my soul!”

Sonic.EXE:
You’re too slow, Samara Morgan, what inspired you to get a toxic attitude?
Better yet, how about you take that tone to your movie, maybe you’d impress your viewers while you’re at it too!
I’m a god of your realm! My presence is ascended!
You’re a waste of a climax- talk about a “shit” ending
Close the tab window to escape a Blaire Witch Project!
And you’ll have a worse fate than another Dark Web hardship!

Laura Barns:
I’ve been to hell, so if you claim you’re God, then you can call me your Anti-Christ!
Swallow your fancy pride! The genre you preside is something you can’t stand beside!
An Affinity for kinned furries? Use those sharp teeth of yours and bite me!
Ditch the Youtube Let’s Play’s, your defeat is more suitable for LiveLeak!

CREDITS

Fightmarker as Sonic.EXE
https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker
Illuminasium As Laura Barns
https://www.castingcall.club/m/illuminasium

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional writing help: Gamingplush64 and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
Mixed and Mastered by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Beat by 2Deep
Sonic.EXE Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

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