Ah, My childhood favorite characters rap battling each other..I had a dream like this once

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bblackroses as Spinel
Jenni No Mercy as Bendy

Bendy:
I’d tell you to stay quiet and seated during my picture show
But after 6000 whole years, you must be a pro
You’ll be flamed with fires of hell, the Dancing Demon’s bringing heat
I’ll resurrect the flow and turn my pen into an Ink Machine
Your show began with a resplendent performance
Just for the last half to go and ignore it
Your story was gutted and left just to bore us
A sacrifice that would impress Sammy Lawrence
Abhorrent, the only thing Bendy’s your morals, you go back and forth with your cheap talk 
And then singing is all that it takes to convince ya to turn back to good? That’s a Sheep Song
You push all your problems on Steven (woah) no wonder that you weren’t remembered (no)
Countless times I’ve been on screen and I’ve never seen a bigger projector (ohh)
We raised some cash for war bonds, but I’d rather stay abandoned
Than become a servant for 3 space nazis, you propagandist
30 damn years and we’re not offering Joey Drew any forgiveness
You were hellbent on revenge, then got redeemed in roughly 90 minutes
So how ‘bout you run right back to that wasteland that you call your home
I’m sure that Pink Diamond really misses her garden gnome

Spinel:
Well, well, well, well! Now isn’t that a shame
It must be pretty hard to not exist in your own game
Aww, but I’ll lend you a hand - so cheer up, little joker
I keep my best friends close and my enemies even closer
So call up your cult to come save ya
‘Cuz you’ll never win, you wimp
With how Sammy’s acting to praise ya
You’re putting the “imp” in simp
Got all this ink, but no paper
You’d beg for my Rejuvenator
Shilling out Soup just to save your Bacon
No wonder your business sinked
Yeah, you’re a Joey when hip hopping
Trapped in The Cycle, this kid’s washed up
The only time you’ve got drip on ya’s
When bleeding through like an ink splotch
on my pen, scrawling these sick bars that I spin onto this imp-oster
This gem’s polished, you’re flip flopping, you sing songs, I’m a pink monster
I took over the entirety of Earth to start a fire
And unlike you, i don’t need to pull it off with Marki-pliers
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase


Bendy:

Now, doll, we’re both victims to creators who lied
But mine was just untruthful, yours straight up banged Greg and then died
And you stayed guardin’ that garden alone - bummer, so sad
While I’m chillin’ with millions of fans - rubber hose mad!
I’m ballin’ in this battle here, you’re bawling ‘till you’re outta tears
If I witness one more fight scene with crying - I’m outta here!
Maybe a child would be entertained by how you cling to Pink and play
But now it seems both your loved ones and your fanbase begin to Drift Away

Spinel:

I’m laughing now at your attempt to scare me, I’ve seen deadlier Killers from Sadie’s rock band
All of your arguments suck against me but it makes that all Bendy has are strawmans
Talk about children? Just look at your fanbase - They’re the only ones who want to play ya
Don’t even try to backtrack on that, buddy, ‘cuz I know that’s all that your awful game does
You’re just another viral indie tryna squeak out some cash
Your biz is ink because you’re copying from previous fads
That’s right, we’ve heard your story over and over and over again
Gee, it’s swell you finally met the fate of all the other trends

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Spinel Art by s0_sm0l
Bendy Art by BMB
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz, Freshy Kanal and GlitchDude
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude and Sebb

Spinel vs Bendy - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal - King Dice Vs. Oogie Boogie Rap Battle Ft. McGwire & Chase Beck

Salt & Pepper (Cuphead)

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PE$O PETE as Tricky the Clown
King Mewtwo as Springtrap
Eddiefrb as Phone Dude (CAMEO)

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Tricky the Clown:
ENTER THE MADNESS! GET INTO COMBAT AND I’LL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR TATTERED ATTRACTION!
RAGGEDY RABBIT LOOKING LIKE ENERGIZER’S ADVERTISING FOR BATTERY ACID!
YOU ARE INVALID! MURDERING CHILDREN ‘CUZ YOU’RE A PATHETIC WASHED UP LITTLE FAZ-BEEN!
TURN YOU TO SCRAP AND THERE’S NO REBUILDING YOURSELF WHEN I TEAR OFF A F-TON OF AFTON!

(RAAH!)

Somebody, clean up this Withered brit (HANK!!)
Looking and smelling worse than Queen Elizabeth
I’m making rackets with Wimbleton (HANK!!)
You’re watching people swing rackets at Wimbledon
Shoddy designer, just look what those locks do
Only thing that you’ve been building are law-suits
You got off Scott-free, knowing you won’t die
Pumped full of Remnant, talk about pro-life!

Your creator built up a STUFFED UP WALLET
And that moron used it to fund some FUCKED UP CAUSES
Defended his actions because it’s “WHAT GOD WANTED”
I went and asked Jebus and he said “FUCK SCOTT CAWTHON”!

Phone Dude:
When I said we needed some wrappers, I’m glad you’d still come
But dude, you won’t believe it! We found one, a REAL one..

Springtrap:
Greetings, Doctor. I trust you’re working hard
But why not set some time aside to build some fucking arms?
You act just like a Baby throwing tantrums with no purpose
And you call yourself a clown? More like the entire Circus!
My killing spree is endless, I’m never out of options
Unlike your only weapon, I show no signs of stopping
And yes, I target children, true, but I would never groom them, please
Your fans are safer with me than in your communities


Tricky the Clown:
YOU’VE DONE IT NOW, YOU’RE SCREWED!
I WON’T BACK DOWN TO YOU!
YOU DON’T KILL CLOWN, YOU FOOL!
STEP BACK AS CLOWN KILLS YOU!

MASK OFF!! How ‘bout we dig into
this Jack-off with disses Halloween Edition
‘Cuz Afton’s a frickin’ absentee and villain
Quit rapping and visit back to see your children
PASSED OFF parenting ‘cuz William
Had to be hidden acting as a businessman
Tragically silly daddy saw his kids get
Attacked by the same contraptions he was building but
WHILE GONE, I met with your wife
And we tend to get a bit quirky at night
I’m stuffing her birthday suit, that ho is bad
Can’t salvage your body so she throws it back
BAD LUCK! Now Sit ‘N Survive
‘Cuz I got the Improbability Drive
The devil is here, and your soul’s for the taking
Your hell begins now, SO DON’T KEEP ME WAITING!

Springtrap:
Your charade as a god has brought me far little terror
Compared to this jester pestering me with audio errors
So either put back on that dumb mask or lock up your sprung trap
You can try to burn me, but Tricky - I always come back
I suppose I should’ve guessed your rhymes would mean nothing
When this Flash-in-the-pan is only known from Friday Night Funkin’
Lyrical serial killer, you’re just a sniveling wimp
So this rabbit will leave you scooped up ‘cuz Tricks are for kids
You know the power that you’ve harvested can’t actively be harnessed 
You’re just tasked to be the Auditor’s distraction while he watches
But now Afton’s left you charred and bodybagged, so I’ll be thought of
As the man behind the slaughter of the sham inside Nevada

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Produced by Mxtt Bourn
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by Valonide
Cover Art Design by Eddiefrb
Additional Instrumentation by ENNWAY
Special Thanks to Walk, YouLoveSkyler, Joosh, JosiahGamesTV & Krinkles

Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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https://youtu.be/wqu4eUPFvYc

Kumodo Dragon as Toothless
Chi-Chi as Pikachu

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Toothless:
You and I are different beasts, I’m nothing like you
I ain’t gonna wait my turn to use the right move
Ain’t showing no weakness, Pika, I’m not the type to
You ain’t got the stones to handle what I’m gon Raichu
My trilogy on “Dark Knight”, Fury just don’t miss
While your series been trash since dubbing it “for kids”
Your games are so easy, even Team Rocket can’t fail
Players boot up they handheld and get they hand held
Were so fat it took you a whole gen to slim
Fuck a gym badge, get homie a gym membership
When you sent kids to the hospitals, they said Porygon did
Homie, how ironic that Pokémon is this outta pocket 
Owner still 10 but you getting old mad fast
You’ve peaked, Pika, I char Char and make Ash ash
Caught you in my sights, you wiggling like a loose tooth
When I bring the fangs out, I’m the one who chews you

Pikachu:
The Viking Books say you’d merk me on sight
But that verse was Toothless - all Berk and no bite 
Can’t hurt me on mics, better get ready to brawl 
Cuz I’m throwing hands and you know you gotta catch ‘em all
Now, for starters - a tot adopting a monster to train it?
Like a DItto, you saw my concept and duplicated 
Dragon my name through the dirt tryna copy
But you just turned out Toothless (why?) cuz it’s too hard to bite off me
Pikachu! Now our eyes have met, so enough talk
PokeStop, you wanna pull up? Get a spun top
Disses charged, I’m stealing your Thunder with one Shock
Getting killed, you ain’t coming back, that’s a Nuzlocke
How’d you cause all this murder and still call Hiccup your best friend
You tried to remedy it but I wouldn’t hold your breath yet
‘Cuz Drago made the orders, but you did not refuse them
You did the hit yourself and killed Stoic in confusion

Toothless:
Stoic the Vast layed his life down to protect his son
Over to Ash, don’t even know where his dad is from
You’re outdated, your haters are bandwagoning
Even got fans asking you now to patch up your damn graphics


Pikachu:
When Hiccup shot you down, he took a chunk out of your wee tail
Man, if I looked like that, they’d mistake me for a female
And now you’re ride or die for the person that scarred you
I thought PokeBalls were bad, you were caught in a harpoon!

Toothless:
Nazi signs and racist designs - you think we missed it?
You saying you’re a changed ‘mon but I don’t wanna Jynx it
Remember all those toys that kids suffocated to death in?
Kept it Hidden like an HM in hopes that we would forget it
But we didn’t - Tricking children and parents with glaring eyes
Shilling two identical variants like a pair o’ lies
Now you’re gaming’s laughingstock, your moment has gone by
‘Cuz like your save battery, bitch, you’ve run dry

Pikachu:
I’m the best selling franchise of all time, my trade is trained
Call this a PokeRap Battle how I’m taking names
Hunted for Light Furies, then went into hiding
It’s like your life soft-reset the second you found a Shiny
Never first at Dreamworks, you’ve got your own Gary
Always second to Shrek ‘cuz Dragons can’t touch Fairies
While I am the very best and no one ever was better
So fuck a Rare Candy, you’ll never get on my Level

Written by Eddiefrb and Kumodo Dragon
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Vendetta Beats & Voodoo Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by BMB
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Toothless vs Pikachu - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal: Jack Horner vs Dr. Eggman ft. Luke Reardon & Freeced

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king mewtwo as william afton
luke reardon as eugene krabs
m!cah as fredbear
luke reardon as the krusty krew

written by dilly, swoldow, 3ple, cri, gamingplush64 and danii
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by grasman and luke reardon
cover art by zagranis

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William Afton vs. Mr. Krabs - Rap Battle! (2023)

After months of work and hours of dedication, my new series Animation vs Anything is finally starting. Thanks to everyone who helped out!

Eric the Audible as Gumball
Eddie's Rap Channel as Darwin

SkeepTieel as Calvin
Seth W. as Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes (0:20):
 
I’m not whistling Dixie when I say my intro’s decent
Cure your permanent Joy virus with the real world’s treatment
If you’re terrified of Tina, you can’t fight Calvinosaurus
It’s a pro Cub Scout against two dolts lost in the forest
I’ve got the eye of a tiger - and the maw of a disser
Used to fire deadly shots like a Spaceman Spiffer
G.R.O.S.S won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
Tackle and knock you old Ni-cold for your Spittle’s principle
Tickled Pinky Malinky and now your fame just eludes me
You’re against Copycats, but you’re two replicas of Susie?
With your stale style, Gumball, don’t bite off more than you can chew
I’m sure with your verses this battle will be called HIP FLOP 2!
 
Gumball and Darwin (0:48):
 
Uh… Who are you again? Seriously, I can’t tell a bit
Let’s use their Time Machine to go back to when they were still relevant
On the track, i’ve got bite - an Alligator on the Train
You better stuff it! Thought you’d win? Were you imagining again?
I Dodge and Dare you to bite the Bullet that i’ve been Tracing
Can’t handle flow - you hate bathing! My World and rhymes are Amazing!
People find your jokes hi-Larry-ous, but I find it nefarious
A schizophrenic terror kid who’s tiger is his therapist
You better call up Tobias to be your friend
Because your only other one appears to be out for your head
Use your Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron or give us the Writers Block
But your wounds from the Cretinizer? Quite visible when you talk
 
Calvin and Hobbes (1:16):
 
Heh, he got you there. Shut up, Hobbes, don’t you hiss at me
I can invent rhymes so sweet they call me Calvin, Boy of Diss-tiny
But i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage War on
They should change Zach’s legal name to “Elmoron”
I won’t make a Hobbes Creek, you’ve got no sign that my flow’s tough
This is the second rap you spat proving that you need to grow up
You got de-Moe-lished on the mic! Your verses left this tiger snoring
I’m tired of spitting lyrics now. Let’s go exploring!
 
Gumball and Darwin (1:34):
 
What the what? That’s Richard. You need to Ketchup with your Raps
This slow Tiger’s queries would flow better in Trap!
When we Complete Calvin and Hobbes, these two Simians won’t be Missed
An Un-Responsible kid and his jaw dropping comic stripped
The only Bombs you can drop are Chocolate Frosted Sugar
Your series couldn’t Carrie it’s weight and now Bill’s a pencil pusher
And you’re pushing Daisies like Anais - no longer in the paper
Washed up by our Watterson flow! Now you’ve met your maker!

Written by Eddie
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Prod. by Sean Divine

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Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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