Monokuma vs Freddy Fazbear

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Henry Stickmin - Mancha (UBERocity)
Phil Eggtree - Fightmarker​

Written By: Michael Stark, M!CAH, & Mason G

Produced By: Epistra

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!

HENRY STICKMIN
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flash hack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn’t seen my clap back!
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil’s not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness!
I mean, you’re messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blu
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you’re put to shame by another egg?
Who’s got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who’s game birthed a dev team and a whole company from a meme?
But then who’s schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cuz it’s not me who’s cranking sequels just to make ends meet, geez!

PHIL EGGTREE
A whole decade for your first words? I must say, I’m thrilled
In this scrap you’re getting capped, regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale!
So come at me, stick bug, this loss’ll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack, a twig’ll get snapped when I’m on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class I’d end up falling asleep on the track!
Stickmin’s just a Ghost Inmate, so there’s no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you’ve been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I’ll still be the one collecting coin, while you’re lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics, I’d think you’d grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn’t very… pointy
Once I crack the case of this basketcase, then he’ll truly see-
That when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key!
No Valiant Hero, you snitched on the army just to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I’ve got this in the bag! (Ha!)

HENRY STICKMIN
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I got the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is “bargain bin Ferris Bueller hit with a dash of Pico’s School!”
But if you really wanna compare us, I’ll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see:
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers’ reactions
Yet you couldn’t hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I’m packin’
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I’ve beat them all, and then-
What did you do, that’s new? Oh yeah! Escaped school… again...
Priceless gems? I steal em; Brighter friends? You need em
I’m Breakin’ Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your “Legacy Edition” any day
But it seems like I had no trouble “Completing the Diss-ion” anyway!

PHIL EGGTREE
This beaver’s spittin’ ‘gainst this bread crumb from the internet’s trash can-
Now after countless parodies, this rash distraction’s at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on old, tired game cliches
While I’ve been going strong for many years and I’m still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your “valid stingers”
I’ve seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan! (Oh!)

ANNOUNCER
Who was the Flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree | SRB

#rapbattle #slenderman #gabriel #marblehornets #mandelacatalogue #theoperator

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snakebite126 as archangel gabriel
commander jacob as the operator
casey william as additional vocals

written by rabi and dilly
additional writing by casey and 3ple
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

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The Mandela Catalogue vs. Marble Hornets - Rap Battle! (2023)

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

A very happy Halloween to all of you who have been waiting for this battle for YEARS. We have faux reality show host, Chris McLean, pitted up against one of the single most iconic slashers in cinema, Jason Voorhees! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Jason Voorhees
Jacuto as Chris McLean

LYRICS:
JASON VOORHEES:
Rising from the grave; it looks like Jason Lives
What is this, Dramarama? I’m not here to fucking babysit
I’m menacingly idle but your plots move even slower
So now this Killer Bass is coming for a Screaming Gopher
My silence spawns screams and leaves no Survivors
You sound like you were voiced by a surfer from Fiverr
You use your show as an excuse for you to pick on kids
Total Drama my ass, you’re on some Jigsaw shit
I’ve been to space in the future and my shit’s more grounded
Should I have put this in a song for you to wrap your head around it?
Your chatty head’s getting washed up on this Jersey Shore
Trust me, I’ve dealt with annoying psychopaths before

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Alright campers, to qualify for your next meal
Your challenge for today is to figure out this dude’s deal
Pull-Up on me all you want. This momma’s boy should change his pampers
‘Cause it looks like someone’s not a very happy camper
When you fell in the lake I bet you probably pissed in fear
But your view of the bottom must’ve been Crystal clear
I can tell you’re not the smartest, giving head starts to your targets
I’m the host with the most- (Jason interrupts) what, criminal charges?

JASON VOORHEES:
The goal of your show was to leave people frightened
But it blew up in your face worse than Pahkitew Island
Your psyche is fueled by others’ pain and despair
Like, dude... how the fuck are you still on the air?!
You drew together a format that was a low effort clone
Let me show you real Action when you’re in the woods alone
My kill count is boundless, bet you wish you could match it
But you got Chef, though I’d do better work with a Hatchet
You’re the craziest and weakest foe I’ve ever faced
Did it ever Don on you that that’s why you got replaced?

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Hah, good one, Gretzky, but I gotta stop ya
Cos your fame is sinking faster than Camp Wawanakwa
Ey yo, take it easy, I know you’re in a cruel mood
But taking my campers from me? Not cool dude
An encounter in the woods may find this zombie solo
But I know who pulls the strings of this swampy Quasimodo
And if that rings a bell, unless my story’s wrong
I’m referring to the Archback of Votre Dame
You’re known for a series where every entry is lame
So your immunity won’t protect you from the Dock of Shame
Don’t rock the Boat of Losers, more than ties may be severed
Now go to hell, Jason, and don’t come back… e-ver

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Chris McLean Vs. Jason Voorhees | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

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king mewtwo as william afton
luke reardon as eugene krabs
m!cah as fredbear
luke reardon as the krusty krew

written by dilly, swoldow, 3ple, cri, gamingplush64 and danii
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by grasman and luke reardon
cover art by zagranis

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William Afton vs. Mr. Krabs - Rap Battle! (2023)

#rapbattle #minecraft #tf2

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dilly as steve
chandler matkins as engineer

written by casey william, dilly and cri
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple
cover art by zagranis

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Steve (Minecraft) vs. Engineer (Team Fortress 2) - Rap Battle! (2023)

#rapbattle #sml #danganronpa

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sir rap battles as teruteru hanamura
danii as chef pee pee

written by dilly
mixed by gamingplush64
beat prod. by gamingplush54
art by itspizzabox
cover art by shimario

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Chef Pee Pee vs. Teruteru Hanamura - RAP BATTLE!

BUST THIS & SMOKE A SACK

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Alta Nocte! (Prod. DJ Hostility)

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