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Rap Battles To Shuffle Through (Vol. 2)

LYRICS

SpinDashPro:
What you're about to see will be total destruction! 
Tails, not now, I'm trying to deliver an introduction 
What, against the guy from 2010
Who only serves as a footnote for nerds who browse on the web? Yeah!
Your mic’s the only peak you reached, your sound’s soundin’ stressed!
Leave it to the 14 year old to go and spout some nonsense
You're already used to throwing, dude, your house is a mess
Aged about 3 years and then went down with your trend! 
My content will forever remain iconic
Your content’s TedTalking why people hate Sonic
And who’s the choice of guy on your back that you’ve chosen?
I thought we already took down SuperMarioLogan

Sammyclassicsonicfan:
I’ve had it up to here with your fricking spitting!
‘Least all my fans didn’t think I’m fricking missing!
It’s funny how my content’s the one you’re fricking dissing
‘Cause yours devolved to Sonic fan-frick-tion!
You attack like you're so fricking harmful
But your rhyming sounds like you're tripping marbles!
And I’m tired of having to deal with the trolls and haters
My shots frick you up like “IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER”
Paused production and the fans grew older
You run a track as well as a Krazy Koster
Fricking pull in Knuckles and you’re still punching out 
So make like all your old videos and cut it ou-

SpinDashPro:
Raps flunking like the 2DS, but I guess two really suits too
Must be drinking disappearing ink, I can see right through you
But hey, it’s bold of you to embrace what you used to be, it’s cool to see
Then you wouldn’t have changed much if you quit YouTube!

Sammyclassicsonicfan:
Me quitting YouTube? You’re one to talk
You fricking shooed off of the platform and dropped
You’re not good with comebacks, just look at your growth, man!
I’d switch the channel to a different cooking program

CREDITS 

GamingPlush64 As Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
Shimario As Tails
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ
Fightmarker as sammyclassicsonicfan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg

Written by Rabi and GamingPlush64
Mixed and mastered by GamingPlush64
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

SpinDashPro vs. Sammyclassicsonicfan - Rap Battle

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gw7P3rTZfY

Eddiefrb as The Duck
The Stupendium as The Goose

Narrator:
A duck walked up to a microphone stand
And he said to the goose, running the stand…

Duck:
Hey!
I don’t think you’ll be much competition for me
I mean, my animator was literally in ERB
You see, I’m bout to run amok on this inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck? Then sir, you are out of luck (damn)
A decade on the web and I’m still going strong
While you’re only getting bread from grandmas at the pond
For a month or two, this indie had a barely-trend phase
Then his players waddled away ‘till the very next game (ay)

Goose:
You’re playing the original Goose Game
Face-to-face, ain’t a wild goose chase
Usain Bolt how I swoop in to your roost
Lay with your mother till she’s laying my goose egg
(Oh, good heavens.) Then the next Tuesday
Back to your pond and grabbed ya mum’s honkers
(She’s my side piece) - now that’s my new option
Hatched, now you’ve got a batch of new offspring
It’s your chance, cuz that’s who you ought to
Ask to view all your tacky new content
I’ve the gold standard - fans that aren’t toddlers
You don’t take silver, you’re repping COPPA
Back to your momma, in case you hadn’t heard
She’s going down when I pipe her like Flappy Bird
So while you’re out of the nest, being a nuisance
Rest assured, I’ve got your mum on my to-do list

Duck:
You call this co-op?, bro - you bomb-bomb-bombed!
After that verse, call this battle “The Swan Song”
We may be birds of a feather, but I’m unrivaled
I’d say I take names, but you’re already Untitled
I’m your childhood, spanning generations of nostalgia
You’re a stock image, you only leave marks when they’re with water
Everything you have, inside and outside your game is stolen
(hah) Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator doesn’t make you GOATed
So suck a pair o’ deez nuts while I’m making stacks
They printed me on paperback and I still made my paper back
Call it a gender reveal, I light you up
Then I burn your House House down - forrestfire101 (uh)

Goose:
Well, I do have all day, but you’re not worth my time
I take it you want grapes ‘cuz all you’re doing is whine
So go back to your fruity little lemonade quest
‘Cuz I don’t mean the groundskeeper when I’m making hoes wet (honk honk mothafucka!)
You bump into Goose bumping, you’ll get goosebumps
Bitch, you suck! You’re the anthem of middle school lunch!
Well, it appears you’ve been defeated - let me ring the bell
I’ll leave a walkie-talkie here so I can ring your belle

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi & Freshy Kanal
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Matthew Thomas
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzRI8tFb0MA

PE$O PETE as Tricky the Clown
King Mewtwo as Springtrap
Eddiefrb as Phone Dude (CAMEO)

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Tricky the Clown:
ENTER THE MADNESS! GET INTO COMBAT AND I’LL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR TATTERED ATTRACTION!
RAGGEDY RABBIT LOOKING LIKE ENERGIZER’S ADVERTISING FOR BATTERY ACID!
YOU ARE INVALID! MURDERING CHILDREN ‘CUZ YOU’RE A PATHETIC WASHED UP LITTLE FAZ-BEEN!
TURN YOU TO SCRAP AND THERE’S NO REBUILDING YOURSELF WHEN I TEAR OFF A F-TON OF AFTON!

(RAAH!)

Somebody, clean up this Withered brit (HANK!!)
Looking and smelling worse than Queen Elizabeth
I’m making rackets with Wimbleton (HANK!!)
You’re watching people swing rackets at Wimbledon
Shoddy designer, just look what those locks do
Only thing that you’ve been building are law-suits
You got off Scott-free, knowing you won’t die
Pumped full of Remnant, talk about pro-life!

Your creator built up a STUFFED UP WALLET
And that moron used it to fund some FUCKED UP CAUSES
Defended his actions because it’s “WHAT GOD WANTED”
I went and asked Jebus and he said “FUCK SCOTT CAWTHON”!

Phone Dude:
When I said we needed some wrappers, I’m glad you’d still come
But dude, you won’t believe it! We found one, a REAL one..

Springtrap:
Greetings, Doctor. I trust you’re working hard
But why not set some time aside to build some fucking arms?
You act just like a Baby throwing tantrums with no purpose
And you call yourself a clown? More like the entire Circus!
My killing spree is endless, I’m never out of options
Unlike your only weapon, I show no signs of stopping
And yes, I target children, true, but I would never groom them, please
Your fans are safer with me than in your communities


Tricky the Clown:
YOU’VE DONE IT NOW, YOU’RE SCREWED!
I WON’T BACK DOWN TO YOU!
YOU DON’T KILL CLOWN, YOU FOOL!
STEP BACK AS CLOWN KILLS YOU!

MASK OFF!! How ‘bout we dig into
this Jack-off with disses Halloween Edition
‘Cuz Afton’s a frickin’ absentee and villain
Quit rapping and visit back to see your children
PASSED OFF parenting ‘cuz William
Had to be hidden acting as a businessman
Tragically silly daddy saw his kids get
Attacked by the same contraptions he was building but
WHILE GONE, I met with your wife
And we tend to get a bit quirky at night
I’m stuffing her birthday suit, that ho is bad
Can’t salvage your body so she throws it back
BAD LUCK! Now Sit ‘N Survive
‘Cuz I got the Improbability Drive
The devil is here, and your soul’s for the taking
Your hell begins now, SO DON’T KEEP ME WAITING!

Springtrap:
Your charade as a god has brought me far little terror
Compared to this jester pestering me with audio errors
So either put back on that dumb mask or lock up your sprung trap
You can try to burn me, but Tricky - I always come back
I suppose I should’ve guessed your rhymes would mean nothing
When this Flash-in-the-pan is only known from Friday Night Funkin’
Lyrical serial killer, you’re just a sniveling wimp
So this rabbit will leave you scooped up ‘cuz Tricks are for kids
You know the power that you’ve harvested can’t actively be harnessed 
You’re just tasked to be the Auditor’s distraction while he watches
But now Afton’s left you charred and bodybagged, so I’ll be thought of
As the man behind the slaughter of the sham inside Nevada

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Produced by Mxtt Bourn
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by Valonide
Cover Art Design by Eddiefrb
Additional Instrumentation by ENNWAY
Special Thanks to Walk, YouLoveSkyler, Joosh, JosiahGamesTV & Krinkles

Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

RNG As Ryoma Hoshi

AdamDRB as Ben Shapiro

Beat: Payback by Dave James of Audio Network

Mixed by: Danii

Written by: RNG

Ben:(0:11)
This week I was called to battle the former ultimate tennis pro
who doesn't know that I was built by stating facts into a microphone
So today he’s getting owned and as this smackdown's host
Welcome I’m Ben Shapiro and this is the Ben Shapiro show
Say theoretically you were even a small threat to me
Sure youre a serial killer but with no stepstool you cant get to me
The last time you won anything it ended with bullets in your family
Your games corrupt the innocence of youth that you never got to see
Getting banned in Korea's one of the best things the east got right
Violence killing and icest should have no chance in the spotlight
You know i'm rapping toxic simply stating facts and logic 
You’ll get dropped kid like your bod did
You only hit net, losses!

Ryoma:(0:50)
It's not like i was expecting some sort of family visit
But who's this? The tragic backstory of Disney's saddest villain?
I dont think ultimate faux intellectual's a real talent
So are you here cause you finally decided to learn how to can it
I must be lifes punching bag cause when you throw shots i bounce back
But nothings sadder than the fact that waps your better soundtrack
Mental gymnastics is the only way you'd be a gaming pro
but the balls in your court and you've still got a ways to go-

Ben:(1:17)
Please! I'm not really getting called the biggest dweeb
By the human embodiment of r/im14andthisisdeep
Cause In your sleeps the only time you'd have hope to win at all
So you are part of the woke mob, cause you're getting owned liberal!
No surprise you flow barebones you're just the shell of eminem
Your racket just aint ballin, so get carried by your friends again
You gotta score more than love in a scrum debate of flow game
Cause i bring the climate change, I'm melting this snowflake

Ryoma:(1:41)
Im not surprised you would be more boring in rap
You should have had lines written by your keyboard warrior gang 
Amazing how you said nothing even with all of that talking and
If your careers the topic then bud, you can call me Aquaman
Run to your wifes room and cry bout getting crushed by better men
that's probably the only time that you'd be why she's getting wet
Shingujis less sus bout his sister so bro you should give it up
Cause my truth bullet says it was your alt calling her a milk truck
I tower over you like Cruz so don't go dissing my height
Dont need shuichi to see the fact that he isnt 5'9
And in a back and forth game your odds come up shorter as well
(Heh) You should've known I'd break a corporate shell

Ben Shapiro vs Ryoma Hoshi - RNG Rap Battles

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/I4zDhllU5Zc

Azia as Megumin
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Ralsei
Tibbie as Yunyun
garbageGothic as Susie
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Ralsei:
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered
Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards
Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark
Depart on a quest to be this kid’s babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler, I’m not your foe
I do recall that Berdly is a big fan of your show (TRUE!)
Though with that raunchy script, it must’ve been quite the test 
I can tell your voice actors…. tried their very best!

Aww, That’s a cute costume, what’d you get it for?
Our release has passed, it’s not Halloween anymore
Now I’m not judging, I know your family’s plenty poor
But I’m pretty sure sharing baths ain’t what friends are for

Megumin:
Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd
Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds
I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine
Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun
Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson
Battling me is a death wish, I’m no pacifist
This Darkner’s like Darkness - both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side
But if you don’t want the smoke, then put the doobie aside
You’re always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight
We conquered the Demon King, you couldn’t defeat a Knight


Ralsei/Susie:
Was that her only shot? It looks like now she’s tired
This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her
Susie, she’s already been recruited! Heh. hardly
This would be the first time she’s been invited to a party

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!
Why don’t you cast a spell that you don’t know and watch what happens?
Or just SPARE us your ACT, ‘cuz when paired on a track
You can call us Kazuma - we carried your ass Susie!! >:(

Megumin/Yunyun:
Megumin, I thought I was your battle rap rival!
Yunyun, relax, It’s just a prince and his disciple 
This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met?
Yeah, right? What kind of teacher has no subjects?

The Prince is a match, I bet he’s really a Lightner
Looks like RALSEI and ASRIEL are both SERIAL LIARES
When we conjure EXPLOSION! with teamwork together
You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by EDXBeats
Art by linterteatime
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle has the funny goose man himself, Jay Chay take on Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom. VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES WOOOO

Jay Chay: Groose man
Mario: littleflecks
Written by The Grimpers
Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

FRB VS ANYTHING!
JAY CHAY!
VERSUS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Jay Chay verse 1: 
True King of the Koopas, the way I’m spitting fire 
The best Jay even before the other was retired 
I’m making bops and bangers 
While you’re world hopping to try and find Peach, but you still couldn’t bang her

Mario verse 1:
Call me a simp, but you work for Twitch
Though your streams with Fel were more dead than your bits
Even with no star, you can’t touch me, here’s the stitch 
DO NOT FUCK WITH MARIO AGAIN YOU BITCH

Jay Chay verse 2:
Bro what the fuck I’m gonna quit this battle!
Just kidding, I’m about to go to ~Peach’s Castle~
Give her my ~flagpole~, then next morning I’m gone
But we spent the whole night playing Donkey Kong
 
Here’s some advice: Stop doing drugs
Cause that green mushroom won’t stop you from being 1’upd
It’ll make you go crazy and leave you alone
Cause Tom and Jerry have a better bond than you and your bro

You used to reel crowds of arcade players in
But by the Gamecube, your games became paper thin
And were more repetitive than your matching name 
I did it! I just beat the Mario rapping game!

Mario verse 2:
Mamma Mia, that whole bit was forced
But for you being unfunny is just par for the course
I’m gaming’s leading force, you’re just some random guy
Whose series ended up like CMRB, which died!

You’re influenced by Ricegum, played him too many times
Cause a plumber like me can’t handle the shit in your lines 
And the only thing that’s harder to see than your tweets
Was watching you at the Amouranth meet and greet

Looking at your roles, there’s not much of a choice
Even Chris Pratt did more to try out a new voice 
Which you can check out in theaters next Wednesday
And the post credit scene is showing Jay Chay get played

Jay Chay verse 3:
Uhh no, you got played, cause I rap too well
I’m blowing up this track like I just threw a blue shell
Nintendo needed Duck Hunt to get you off of shelves
Then 30 years later, they went “screw it, do it yourself”

Mario verse 3:
I’d give you another chance, but with the Dracula Rap
I’m not waiting a whole year just for you to drop trash
Just a stand-in actor, your name will pass by soon 
But at least Cam Steady can finally recognize you

Jay Chay vs Mario - FRB vs Anything

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/yk9lp19Vwx8?si=LoCy2NCGYKAG7HXU

Eddiefrb as Eric Cartman
Langle as Charlie Brown

garbageGothic as Lucy van Pelt
littleflecks as Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman:
Oh my god, Kyle. Shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first jew that celebrates Christmas
(shut up fatass) That’s right Kyle. Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I’ll have to fuck his mom tonight. I hear she’s pretty horny
Charlie Brown, was it? it must be really tough
Living with both depression and leukemia
So if you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park and suck these balls of mine
Bitch, I’m dropping bombs, just in case you couldn’t tell
Like Imaginationland, I’ll leave Peanuts full of shells
‘Cuz I’m making fat stacks, my pocket’s on Kyle’s mom
You fucking Gooback, this battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition for poor children like Kenny (uh)
I’ve seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy (uh)
My job here is done - you’re totally boned
So like your actors at puberty, I’m going home

Charlie Brown:
Someone tell Linus to see who I’m stuck with
He’d be thrilled to finally meet the Great Pumpkin
You two are alike, though not that he’s racist
But you’re so insecure that you need blanket statements
So if you want attention, start by ditching the mask
It’s like your fans are raccoons ‘cuz they keep digging your trash
You’re crying censorship, “none of the networks care about us
By the way, stream our new specials on Paramount Plus”
With the hate speech you’re dropping, of course your ratings are bombing 
Now you’re just chasing the profit and saving face like Muhammad
I mean, you can’t take a joke and your politics are backwards
Good grief, at least Kanye’s a good rapper
I inspired the show that you copy all the time
You even stole the Simpsons’ sad and gradual decline
Became middle-of-the-road, you lost track of what you fight against
So it makes sense you’d end up living on the side of it


Eric Cartman:
Oof, Charlie, you’re breaking my balls here - what a zinger
Didn’t expect soul from the kid in love with a ginger
Look, brah, I know it’s hard - y’know, dying of cancer
But I’m here to tell you that suicide is not the answer
And don’t try to hide it, I can tell by your face
Everyone in your family thinks you’re a fucking disgrace
And I bet that your weight’s something they bully you for
‘Cuz you’re big boned like me, except way way more
But keep your two chins up, Charlie, don’t give in to fear
Who cares if you haven’t been relevant in 56 years
Who cares if all your friends secretly think you’re totally lame
Who cares if all the girls who respect you are totally gay
Damn it, I know it’s so hard, but man, you gotta hold on
‘Cuz middle aged moms would miss you so much if you were gone
You may have nothing to live for, but dude, you gotta let it go
No, no, Charlie, don’t do it, don’t do it, noooo!

Lucy van Pelt:
Why don’t you pick on someone your own size, you object
I’d say you’re too round to be a blockhead
But now that the shrink has arrived, you might shrivel
Given your rhymes, I’ll pick at your mind for no nickel
I’m guessing it all went wrong when your mother
Slept with so many wieners, you moved into another
Dad left her, and he was so happy with his new lover
‘Till you turned him into chili and then fed him to your brother
You repulsive freak! Nobody would love you in their right mind
Someone tell Heidi to hide and get her some iodine
All your friends think you’re an antisemitic ogre
No wonder Kyle hates you - pork isn’t kosher
You’re worthless! Hopelessly, utterly and completely
And I don’t sugarcoat it, cuz then you’d probably eat me
Here’s my final two cents, this counts for the winner
Spell it out, Charlie Brown!

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and GlitchDude
Art by ryTchie
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

BEEF - ATHF [Upcoming FNF Mod Preview]

Song and art by waffe_l
waffe_l's Twitter: https://x.com/waffe_l

YouTube upload by NiixxVGM
YouTube upload: https://youtu.be/773mgt5larg?si=FJZrl6Yuerd8md7f

Comic (10PM - 3AM)- FNF: Habit

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Lee Bergantino as BENDROWNED
Yukigloom as SONIC.EXE

BENDROWNED:
The curse of the cartridge is coming to light.
Do what you do best and run for your life.
I took one look at your ugly design,
And now we both got blood in our eyes.
We corrupted our games and took over computers, but let me put a lens on the truth:
While you ended up inspiring some users... I ended up inspiring you. (Run.)
They say, "Don't judge a book by its cover."
What a bummer, that alone has your whole story covered.
You strike a pose and then cut up all your friends to bits;
Link must've played the Elegy of Edginess.
The emptiest narrative ever since the vessel where I hid
So let me try to better it; BEN has been known to edit scripts.
You sent your pals to heaven, beheaded, and left 'em tortured,
I guess you saved the best to end last; now it's YOURTURN.

SONIC.EXE:
I hope you're faster than your YouTube show,
'Cause I kill tales when they move too slow!
I'm aware that your ritual didn't do much,
But if you want death, X gon' give it to ya!
Your cartridge blows; you need a redesign!
Coming from a CD, I'd rather boot up the CD-i!
You were the sacrificial lamb of some mad religion,
Tried to ascend, but couldn't get past the baptism! (RAHAHAHAHA!)
Come on, keep this interesting, kid; you've gone stale!
You've been free... in an old guy's yard sale!
You wanna be your hero? Better luck next time!
'Cause you are a Link... to your cult's website!
Your project's out, but the hype was gone!
You were watered down; it's a dying cause!
After all this time, your notoriety's lost!
Every child sees my smile and knows I AM GOD!

BENDROWNED:
?pord seidob akem I erehw wonk annaw uoy oD
Do you wanna know where I make bodies drop?
.tops eht kram lliw X, hguone nooS
Soon enough, X will mark the spot.
Every single land I touch, the scent of death lingers.
You'll remain the same you've always been: a dead ringer!
Your story's like your disc: a curse passed to every new kid,
But your program can't be fixed, no matter how much you reboot it! (Try again!)
You can't swim; you've been drowning, and your whole arc's
Water under the bridge, since you were moved to where the trolls are!
But hide and seek with your origin will have to do...
Finding me? You should worry 'bout who founded you...

SONIC.EXE:
Clock's ticking, Big BEN; that was regrettable!
Get off your high horse; I'll chase you off that pedestal!
You think you're clever 'cause you're hiding in a database,
But all you managed to do is run an AMA!
The Father's a Luna-tic!
And you are the son who's eclipsed by the Moon Children!
Trapped in that statue; your errors are grave!
I'd say you've met with a terrible faith!
Found a new form for your soul in the end?
It just makes it all easier to hold down your head!
There's so many pools of blood where I can drown you!
Let's see if your lungs will be ready for Round 2!

SONIC.EXE vs. BENDROWNED - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Snakebite126
Thatadorablefox as Kyoko Kirigiri/Mia Fey
Azia as Maya Fey
Rosenthal as Phoenix Wright

Kyoko Kirigiri:
Let’s not complicate this case with false allegations
If the gun belonged to Ms. Fey then she would’ve probably ate it
Though I see now why Phoenix Wright gave you a job as an aid
Based on your habits I can tell you get a lot off his plate
Let’s review the evidence; it’s clear your kin are far from heroes
With psychic powers, your family has a worse court record than Yasuhiro’s
Your mother, Misty, put failure on the Fey’s name, so she went and hid
They took her off of DL-6 and forced her on the DL since
I won’t compare myself to Bluecorp, but still best stay out of my business
With all the cases in my school’s court, you could not fake the things I’ve witnessed
So face the truth; if that Blue Badgerer never came to save the day
The Maya calendar would see its end by April May

Maya Fey:
Nick, a ghost! (Maya, that’s not a-) Quick, get the magatama
She crawled out a trash heap to come meet us! Oh right, Danganronpa…
Miss, in your line of work, being hard to read’s impressive
With that said, your manga would make a great detective
Now introducing my brand new Kurain Lyrical Technique
And for you, my young pupil, there’s quite a lot you still have to learn
Now worries! When it comes to burns, I’ll give you a hand
Wait, shoot! I mean, uh, when it comes to hands, I’ll give you some burns!
Gloves off! Maybe work on making your bluffs stronger
Even Pearl could see through your love saga
But letting Naegi get pressed (Hold it!)
Is not the correct way to crush on him (Wait-)
OH MY GOD, NICK!
Once she and I quit this little feud (Uhhhh?)
You should pay for both of us to get Eldoon’s (UHHHH?)
Like her final killing game, you snooze, you lose (UGGHH!)
Now stop blaming dad for leaving behind the private schtick
I’m from a line of mediums, but you, uhh… A line of dicks?
Yep! It’s not his fault he stood for himself like a ladder
You mean a step-ladder?- MAYA! See? He’s perfect as a head master

Kyoko Kirigiri:
You’d be wise to cease this jeering
Sporting Lady Kee’ra gear, you’d still fall short of the Kirigiris
Detectives have to be prepared, but you wouldn’t learn that from Phoenix
Never taught you how to rise to a challenge, only how to wing it
Your judgment’s in a worse state than your urn after its fall
Should’ve learned from Godot to read the writing on the wall
Didn’t recognize your mom until she sacrificed it all in love
Watched her build her own grave just to put down a Dahlia
Did those ten years training get erased? Still in the last decade at 28
Even through the many shapes dead men take in you to speak beyond the grave, you never change
Still living in the shade of better Fays, still being held as bait or getting framed
Still, spending every case M.I.A. doesn’t mean you’ll live up to Mia’s name

Maya Fey:
You’re guilty of killing the mood
I can’t imagine why…
Well, leave it to the Feys
To bring it back to life
Greetings, Ms. Kirigiri. Please attack my sister no further
I can tell your secrets are killing you; it’s a Psyche-Locked room murder
Hiding your scars away from the world won’t make you fearless
It’d take my whole ancestry combined to raise your spirits
And I love Maya! Your grandfather just used you as a student
I don’t have to groom my sister just to see myself live through her
Force their creed on you until they even kept you from your dying mother
You were just sent to the Twilight Realm; now you can finally say hi to her

Maya Fey vs Kyoko Kirigiri. Snakebite Rap Battles

#FF9CAE (Color and Electricity c00lkidd)

DELTARUNE Chapters 3+4 (Original Game Soundtrack)

Knock You Down!! (Rhythm Ver.)

Too Much Kirby vs Another Princess Is In Our Castle- RAP BATTLE (Feat. Trakked, Langle, and TheNauticalClaydol)

Trakked as Donny (https://soundcloud.com/user-995901394)
Leo Barqui and TheNauticalClaydol as TMK Virus (https://soundcloud.com/thenauticalclaydol)

Lee Bergantino as Princess Peach (https://www.leebergantino.com/)

Beat by Leo Barqui
TN by Ryu

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BQRdxySdl5m8Vj9jmBfBGElZ3qIZM8Gb0tmHurJZzWE/edit?usp=sharing

Too Much Kirby vs Another Princess Is In Our Castle- RAP BATTLE! (feat. Trakked, Lee Bergantino, and TheNauticalClaydol)

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Maya Fey vs Kyoko Kirigiri. Snakebite Rap Battles

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