oh thank you for uploading this. Can you upload Batman Beyond vs Applo Justice and KiyoKikyo Kirigi vs Maya Fey from snakebite126?

Do you take suggestions? ..and do you care if the rap battle i suggest is cringe or not?

That last Yuri verse is the greatest thing ever

Freshy Kanal - King Dice Vs. Oogie Boogie Rap Battle Ft. McGwire & Chase Beck

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gw7P3rTZfY

Eddiefrb as The Duck
The Stupendium as The Goose

Narrator:
A duck walked up to a microphone stand
And he said to the goose, running the stand…

Duck:
Hey!
I don’t think you’ll be much competition for me
I mean, my animator was literally in ERB
You see, I’m bout to run amok on this inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck? Then sir, you are out of luck (damn)
A decade on the web and I’m still going strong
While you’re only getting bread from grandmas at the pond
For a month or two, this indie had a barely-trend phase
Then his players waddled away ‘till the very next game (ay)

Goose:
You’re playing the original Goose Game
Face-to-face, ain’t a wild goose chase
Usain Bolt how I swoop in to your roost
Lay with your mother till she’s laying my goose egg
(Oh, good heavens.) Then the next Tuesday
Back to your pond and grabbed ya mum’s honkers
(She’s my side piece) - now that’s my new option
Hatched, now you’ve got a batch of new offspring
It’s your chance, cuz that’s who you ought to
Ask to view all your tacky new content
I’ve the gold standard - fans that aren’t toddlers
You don’t take silver, you’re repping COPPA
Back to your momma, in case you hadn’t heard
She’s going down when I pipe her like Flappy Bird
So while you’re out of the nest, being a nuisance
Rest assured, I’ve got your mum on my to-do list

Duck:
You call this co-op?, bro - you bomb-bomb-bombed!
After that verse, call this battle “The Swan Song”
We may be birds of a feather, but I’m unrivaled
I’d say I take names, but you’re already Untitled
I’m your childhood, spanning generations of nostalgia
You’re a stock image, you only leave marks when they’re with water
Everything you have, inside and outside your game is stolen
(hah) Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator doesn’t make you GOATed
So suck a pair o’ deez nuts while I’m making stacks
They printed me on paperback and I still made my paper back
Call it a gender reveal, I light you up
Then I burn your House House down - forrestfire101 (uh)

Goose:
Well, I do have all day, but you’re not worth my time
I take it you want grapes ‘cuz all you’re doing is whine
So go back to your fruity little lemonade quest
‘Cuz I don’t mean the groundskeeper when I’m making hoes wet (honk honk mothafucka!)
You bump into Goose bumping, you’ll get goosebumps
Bitch, you suck! You’re the anthem of middle school lunch!
Well, it appears you’ve been defeated - let me ring the bell
I’ll leave a walkie-talkie here so I can ring your belle

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi & Freshy Kanal
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Matthew Thomas
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/I4zDhllU5Zc

Azia as Megumin
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Ralsei
Tibbie as Yunyun
garbageGothic as Susie
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Ralsei:
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered
Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards
Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark
Depart on a quest to be this kid’s babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler, I’m not your foe
I do recall that Berdly is a big fan of your show (TRUE!)
Though with that raunchy script, it must’ve been quite the test 
I can tell your voice actors…. tried their very best!

Aww, That’s a cute costume, what’d you get it for?
Our release has passed, it’s not Halloween anymore
Now I’m not judging, I know your family’s plenty poor
But I’m pretty sure sharing baths ain’t what friends are for

Megumin:
Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd
Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds
I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine
Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun
Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson
Battling me is a death wish, I’m no pacifist
This Darkner’s like Darkness - both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side
But if you don’t want the smoke, then put the doobie aside
You’re always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight
We conquered the Demon King, you couldn’t defeat a Knight


Ralsei/Susie:
Was that her only shot? It looks like now she’s tired
This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her
Susie, she’s already been recruited! Heh. hardly
This would be the first time she’s been invited to a party

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!
Why don’t you cast a spell that you don’t know and watch what happens?
Or just SPARE us your ACT, ‘cuz when paired on a track
You can call us Kazuma - we carried your ass Susie!! >:(

Megumin/Yunyun:
Megumin, I thought I was your battle rap rival!
Yunyun, relax, It’s just a prince and his disciple 
This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met?
Yeah, right? What kind of teacher has no subjects?

The Prince is a match, I bet he’s really a Lightner
Looks like RALSEI and ASRIEL are both SERIAL LIARES
When we conjure EXPLOSION! with teamwork together
You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by EDXBeats
Art by linterteatime
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

#rapbattle #slenderman #gabriel #marblehornets #mandelacatalogue #theoperator

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music video out now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoHzVZzB7e8

snakebite126 as archangel gabriel
commander jacob as the operator
casey william as additional vocals

written by rabi and dilly
additional writing by casey and 3ple
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
www.youtube.com/user/ERB

The Mandela Catalogue vs. Marble Hornets - Rap Battle! (2023)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal as The Announcer
littleflecks as Red Guy, Kirk Burbank's ID Card, Talking Record Player and Exec 3
AdamDRB as Truman Burbank
The Stupendium as Yellow Guy
George Wilson as Duck
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64 and Connor Quest as Truman Show's executives

Intro:
[chattering] Okay, quiet on set everyone! [chattering stops]
Okay, rap battle intro. (Okay, got it!)
Cut to Truman title card. 3, 2, 1. (Truman title card!) Brilliant!
Cut to Red Guy title card. That's not my name. Uh, action!

Red Guy:
Who's this guy? The man with the odd face.
I would really prefer for you to get lost, mate.
Oh, it's Carrey as the only character he ever plays?
Wow, even my voice has better range.
Put me on your boring channel, and I'll score some interest.
He was born an actor spoiled brat: adored, and still he left.
They pulled the plug because a life that's more secure, he did reject
To be the loser who got canceled way before the internet.
Maybe swap your batteries; it isn't just your set where the lights are out.
Wow, really, what a tragedy, how you were driven mad with your wife around.
Anyway, as a dad, I'm glad to see we're all celebrating Father's day right 'bout now.
Oh wait, let's check your dad's ID. ([ID file:] Hey, I think that he might've drowned!)

Truman Burbank:
Good morning! Oh, and in case I don't see ya, then good — that'd be greatly ideal!
Can your eldritch horror wait until tomorrow? Not doing THAT is my favorite idea!
Here's to hoping that you get a visit from a singing dental floss,
Because those canines look more rabid than my neighbor's dog!
And I'm afraid you're wrong! My dad is more alive
Than that dummy for a brother and that duck "for the wiiiife"?
Ripping through you like a magazine! No sweet talk; I ain't a fax machine!
Honey, I had the saddest dream where Not-So-Little Red Riding Rug tried on some tacky jeans!
With your dark, creepy theming, you managed to reel in
An audience younger than even Sesame Street's is!
So be more discreet when you're speaking about canceled TV, kid!
Your first pilot was so egregious that it couldn't be greenlit!
Uh? Here's something you can put in that pad:
There's not a single creative in that colorful cast!
The internet's done with the fad of you lousy fuckin' pastas!
They cleared their heads of this browser Cookie Monster!

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared:
Yo, here is how you too can rap! Here is how you rap: first of all, you rhyme,
And you raise the roof, and you stay on beat, and you sub to the Freshy Kanal Patreon!
This is how you rap! I did it!
That's not rapping! Yeah, it is. No, it isn't.
See? I tried to rap like this disc insisted.
And now there's gifts everywhere, and he's ruined Christmas!
The roof didn't elevate; it didn't move or budge!
Stop trying to raise it and give it up. Like Truman's mum!
Maybe you would like that musical advice
As the one human in your life who's not used to having lines!
Ask that guy in the mirror to come here and help explain to ya
You're not stuck in Trumania; you're stuck in true MANIA!
Now I'm walking out; don't try to hold me hostage.
'Cause I'm the top dog. He's Grolton, you're Hovris!

The Truman Show:
We should probably do something; Truman seems keen to leave.
He's more likely to get to Clayhill than Fiji; please!
Uh, hang on, change frequencies–
Seems they shut it off, like they did to your show when the Queen deceased!
Not sure if this is the right time or place for debating this!
I feel like a beast is watching as we're stuck here entertaining him!
Nah, just kidding! If only someone were taping this
So you could see the looks on the hands they... puppet your faces with!
Is that the best you can do?!
What did I expect from an exec in a suit?
I don't mean the red guy, nah; I mean a separate buffoon!
I'm directly addressing this message to you!

Outro:
Uh, sir, now what?
Um... get it down, get it down, cut to outro!

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs. The Truman Show - Rap Battle!

GamingPlush64 - Vanny Vs. Spamton G. Spamton Rap Battle

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
Mei Xin Bierzynski as Yuri
garbageGothic as Susie
JustGamer as Ralsei

Yuri:
Eh...? A guest..?
Well, I better make some tea...
So that I can spill it when you're stepping up to me!
Ah-
I didn't mean it!
I just... can't steady my heart...
It's just when i rap, my body gets incrediblyyyyyyyy hëÂŨĐ±ŒđĨËLĸĀñȔĨtÕÌü¾Œ×ŦÙȚß
To find who has the better ink, I will lead
Fighting a writer, but I don't even think you can read
Lizard with the ripped jeans and a raccoon on her head
I'm guessing by your dress, you don't get a lot of bread
Who cares about this brat?
I don't even want to look at you
Drop you like a manual from Ralsei, throw the book at you!
Drop you like a card king, have you folding in this fight
Drop you in the Dark World, call that Ghost Under The Light

Susie:
When I cared to tune into your rap, I was impressed
Didn't think you'd have a verse more padded than your chest
But you know that I'll take no L's against a sissy goth
Quiet people pissing over poems really piss me off!
Heh, maybe I misinterpreted what a face off was
You don't got bite in your lines
Dumbass, I ate the chalk
Like, come on!
Only thing you do with pens is–
Wait, she WHAT?!
Dang, i just might be on Natsuki's side:
I may throw up!
Face it, punk, I took the beat and ate it up, and I'm still hungry
I'll rob you of your chocolates
Not that I'm worried you might see
You're such a dummy, Ralsei's songs have done more to excite me
So treat this battle like I cut my finger; freakin' bite me!

Yuri:
Hhhh... You should have kept those bangs over your eyes...
It doesn't take a third eye to see your demise...
You're a pussy
In an alley... not much you have to eat...
Why don't you go off looking for quarters with Natsuki?

Susie:
That third eye calling must be garbage noise, cause that was trash
Also, you only have two eyes
Dumbass!
I'm out here finding worlds, I'm in the goddamn prophecy
You're just the kind of nerd that I shove into lockers, I'm a beast!
I could swallow a box of chalk and I'll feel like Susiezilla
I will Markov your Portrait when your face is chewed and spit up
Disarm you like C. Round
That's a checkmate, so stop it
Cause I'm sure I'm doing better things than you are in the closet

Yuri:
I've had it with your accusations and sickening attitude
You can brag what that ax can do after I'm done stabbing you
If my heart stops, it'll be the one heart attack here that succeeds
Indulge in your dark, roaring fantasies, lets see where that will lead
He couldn't take the edge of my blade...
So you can't handle me
Expendable as Yoshi to your friend
Hope they command you eat so many apples that you fucking die from all the rancid seeds
And then you turn to dust and fade away like a sandy beach
You stand deceased, Lancer and your family
Your fantasies, a cancer in your soul
A soul that's God, a God's abandoned tree
A tree sprouting ideas
A confession, an eye yet to see
A thought composed of clocks composed of gears composed of memories
An ember made of negative degrees
A snake that wants to eat a snake that wants to feed
A shaking hand, a hand that wants to breathe
A reaching set of times collide from empty seas of red
A being breaking and remaking time and space
A deep regret, a wheel, a wheel that breathes
A breathing zombie's bleeding thought forgot to breathe
A breathing father's beeping monitor
A bleeding somber sleep
A God that breathes, a breathing watch
A beating heart, a watching beat
A breathing verse, a bleeding lyric
YOU'LL SEE EVERYBODY BLEEDS!

Susie vs. Yuri. DGPRB.

Not mine, this audio belongs to Snakebite126
Thatadorablefox as Kyoko Kirigiri/Mia Fey
Azia as Maya Fey
Rosenthal as Phoenix Wright

Kyoko Kirigiri:
Let’s not complicate this case with false allegations
If the gun belonged to Ms. Fey then she would’ve probably ate it
Though I see now why Phoenix Wright gave you a job as an aid
Based on your habits I can tell you get a lot off his plate
Let’s review the evidence; it’s clear your kin are far from heroes
With psychic powers, your family has a worse court record than Yasuhiro’s
Your mother, Misty, put failure on the Fey’s name, so she went and hid
They took her off of DL-6 and forced her on the DL since
I won’t compare myself to Bluecorp, but still best stay out of my business
With all the cases in my school’s court, you could not fake the things I’ve witnessed
So face the truth; if that Blue Badgerer never came to save the day
The Maya calendar would see its end by April May

Maya Fey:
Nick, a ghost! (Maya, that’s not a-) Quick, get the magatama
She crawled out a trash heap to come meet us! Oh right, Danganronpa…
Miss, in your line of work, being hard to read’s impressive
With that said, your manga would make a great detective
Now introducing my brand new Kurain Lyrical Technique
And for you, my young pupil, there’s quite a lot you still have to learn
Now worries! When it comes to burns, I’ll give you a hand
Wait, shoot! I mean, uh, when it comes to hands, I’ll give you some burns!
Gloves off! Maybe work on making your bluffs stronger
Even Pearl could see through your love saga
But letting Naegi get pressed (Hold it!)
Is not the correct way to crush on him (Wait-)
OH MY GOD, NICK!
Once she and I quit this little feud (Uhhhh?)
You should pay for both of us to get Eldoon’s (UHHHH?)
Like her final killing game, you snooze, you lose (UGGHH!)
Now stop blaming dad for leaving behind the private schtick
I’m from a line of mediums, but you, uhh… A line of dicks?
Yep! It’s not his fault he stood for himself like a ladder
You mean a step-ladder?- MAYA! See? He’s perfect as a head master

Kyoko Kirigiri:
You’d be wise to cease this jeering
Sporting Lady Kee’ra gear, you’d still fall short of the Kirigiris
Detectives have to be prepared, but you wouldn’t learn that from Phoenix
Never taught you how to rise to a challenge, only how to wing it
Your judgment’s in a worse state than your urn after its fall
Should’ve learned from Godot to read the writing on the wall
Didn’t recognize your mom until she sacrificed it all in love
Watched her build her own grave just to put down a Dahlia
Did those ten years training get erased? Still in the last decade at 28
Even through the many shapes dead men take in you to speak beyond the grave, you never change
Still living in the shade of better Fays, still being held as bait or getting framed
Still, spending every case M.I.A. doesn’t mean you’ll live up to Mia’s name

Maya Fey:
You’re guilty of killing the mood
I can’t imagine why…
Well, leave it to the Feys
To bring it back to life
Greetings, Ms. Kirigiri. Please attack my sister no further
I can tell your secrets are killing you; it’s a Psyche-Locked room murder
Hiding your scars away from the world won’t make you fearless
It’d take my whole ancestry combined to raise your spirits
And I love Maya! Your grandfather just used you as a student
I don’t have to groom my sister just to see myself live through her
Force their creed on you until they even kept you from your dying mother
You were just sent to the Twilight Realm; now you can finally say hi to her

Maya Fey vs Kyoko Kirigiri. Snakebite Rap Battles

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Jay Chay, Azia, garbageGothic and Freshy Kanal as The Employees
littleflecks as Olimar
Commander Jacob as Louie
PE$O PETE as The Company
Swizkii as The President
Fightmarker as Watto

The Employees:
I'm scanning two space monkeys standing in front of me.
Yo, I think they're far from lethal, but it seems we got company!
Oh, it's Olimar and Louie? Yeah, I think that they're from Smash Bros.
Nah, they're just the backburner to Nintendo's backbones!
So let me run in mask off; I've bashed in the Brackens!
I capped off the mad dogs, left Nutcrackers cracked in!
My shotty gonna blast off, unlike your space trash bin,
Then cash in the scrap shop the skulls of these captains!
I'd blow a bubble just to blow through your defense!
You'd be better saved from trouble if you'd plant a Chia Pet!
'Cause you need saving from your pals when you're dropped in hot shit!
We're scoring Victory Royales, 'cause we're hot at drop ships!
We stepped up like a mine! We blew up in the scene!
While you haven't been in motion since New Play for the Wii!
Yeah, you left behind your family; I'm sure that they miss you.
But your marriage problems? That's a Dandori Issue!

Olimar and Louie:
This is Captain Olimar, Log 3-6.
We found a game from Twitch Clips that's already been eclipsed.
I've wrestled Wraiths, Wollywogs, and Proggs that would be smoking ya,
So it's no problem roasting on the ghost of Phasmophobia!
So if we're gonna have a space race with this space waste,
We conquered every cave on the planet where our base laid.
You run in unfinished basements 'til you get your base pay,
'Til your player base realized they can't stand your base game!
You wouldn't run if Backrooms didn't walk.
Your atmosphere sucked so much, it went out your airlock!
You'd turn into pink mist to avoid a pink slip.
I'm a master dog trainer, while you're the Company's bitch!
Louie, wanna add to this debate?
Uh, I'm really hungry, but it looks like you just ate.
That green fish you're holding looks really delicious.
I wanna eat that with grilled leeks and some spinach!

The Employees:
What? You're not even battle rapping! Guys, hold up...
It's almost 5 PM, and we still haven't hit the quota!
We can take these Smeagols back soon as I shut their mouth up!
Call you Andrew Hocotate, the way you pretend to be Alph— AAAARGH!
Call me a Bulborb, because I eat this beat like Pikmin!
...It's right behind me, isn't IIIIIIII—!?!
Well, let me shoot my shot!
...Okay, yeah, I'm pretty sure they all just... died.
So I'm just gonna... fuck off. Goodbye!

Olimar and Louie:
Uh, well, that was annoying. Can we leave?
Yeah, that didn't take much work for them all to be deceased.
I've seen better survival instincts coming from our Pikmin.
I guess they— INCOMING MESSAGE. YOU'RE RECEIVING A TRANSMISSION.

The Company:
WELL, your poor performance risks the Company from going under!
Louie, I do not think you comprehend real hunger!
Watch out, only watchful eyes; money and metal on board!
Stop playin'! Work with me? Your life is your reward!
I need sustenance; satiate and work until your brain coarse,
Or else we'll both have a Hocotate main course!
Little fat spaceman lost on an assignment!
Bodies hard to find; what you signed on your fine print!
My company is righteous; really balance on the line!
Little Oli only work to see President's pockets lined!

The President:
Make way for the President! You talkin' 'bout my business?
People pay for your game and pass out in five minutes!
You send your crews to moons, hoping they come back,
Because your tentacles are too lazy to touch grass!
I don't give two ships 'bout what your minions are bringing!
The next time your bell rings, it's me swingin'!
Fire your guys; I'll watch you croak on the comms!
Wanna survive? Give a fiery blow to my hog!

Pikmin vs. Lethal Company - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
RedMufflerMan‬ as Alastor
Nathan Wagner as Tony the Talking Clock

Alastor:
Salutations to the sinners of hell!
I hope you're all tuned in and listening well,
Our program can cause jaws to drop,
What could be more entertaining than watching the clock?
Once again he interrupts a favorite show for wayward souls,
He isn't prime time, That label's for the radio show!
Guess it's time to tell the time,
Just who he has come to fight,
Like you did to Yellow Guy, I will end your fucking life!

Tony the Talking Clock:
Time is a way that we measure progression,
With the way you waste it, I bеt you'll be second,
I'm minute to win it, my linеs are hot,
Your vocab's filthy, frankly it's Time to Stop!
I am a ruler so don't get it backwards, This goes just one way,
With you withered and grey at the end of the day,
Times up, you have met your end.
Shut you up for good with a MEH! MEH! MEH!

Alastor:
Mmm, I do not believe that screaming loud was in the deal...
My ears are bleeding, now I know how your victims feel!
The Clock was meant to shock but he's soft when he delivers,
When I grab the mic, you'll find my words are unfiltered,
Let's give a "big hand" to old Becky and Joe,
It's quite an achievement to be getting a show!
And yet I've been told OH, when checking for Tony,
He was found broken and dead in the cold! (how sad!)
Summoned by Roy for his son to be slaughtered,
But you must know, I never suck up to fathers!
Fuck you, Tony. Nothing you brought hertz!
By the end of this, You'll be running like clockwork.

Tony the Talking Clock:
Swinging at me with a chain on your soul?
That's par for the course for this ace in the hole,
The radio hammed up his act,
But there is always Time for Understanding the facts!
Time made your appearance change ever since the pilot,
I wish the same could be said about your writing,
You paid the price for spending Time mucking around,
When an angel dusted you and you ducked in the ground!
Now we can see the unimportance of Alastor!
He's always been the same, Unchanging like the calendar!
This deer lost his head trying to rag off this doll,
And now he's a tool you can hang on the wall.

Susie vs. Yuri. DGPRB.

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