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RIVALS

RIVALS (OF INFINITY)

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Swizkii as Peter Venkman
Eric the Audible as Ray Stantz
Chase Beck as Winston Zeddemore
Commander Jacob as Egon Spengler
Mix Williams as Leonardo
Politicess as Michelangelo
Kevin Krust as Donatello
PE$O PETE as Raphael

Ghostbusters:
Alright, which one of you thought this nightmare up?
A quartet of green dorks born from Slimer's spunk!
You couldn't pay me enough to leave these freaks in our hearse!
Let's just keep 'em at bay. No, they will look even worse!
You know, turtles seem to go extinct from plastic litter.
What, the dudes made to clog up stores with their action figures?
And hang with that reporter chick they all got feelings for? (What?!)
That love story's unholy! It's Zuul-philia!
Pitchforks and knives split the team up over bickering!
I guess their Master taught them the art of Splintering!
The form of your destruction's the four Ghostbusters!
Let's paint the picture for you, Leo: It's your Last Supper!

TMNT:
Well, cowa-fucking-bunga, dude; I'm actually in tears!
Did we come too strapped? They got, like, janitor gear!
Yet they pushed one switch in their crib and then air fried it!
Our fights are like our pizza: We like to share slices!
Are you mad or something, 'cause your vacuum packs ain't got no extra suction?
Never worked! Only the ghost in your bed had you bustin'! (He's a freak!)
Now the feds got you by the balls if you stay in town!
Let's do it like Stay Puft! Mikey, break it down!
Listen, Ray Stantz: don't make friends with Venkman!
The pay's bad, and Winston will ditch y'all ASAP!
Shake hands with someone who can offer a safe plan!
We're quick with the Foot Clan; they're just running a scam!
TRUE THAT! Your shoes whack! Crew's whack! Suits whack!
Just make like your hairlines and move back! (On god!)
You're Ghostbusters, so I wonder where your boo's at?
You only face a Shredder when you got taxes, you douchebags!

Ghostbusters:
Heya, Raph! Why don't you go take a bath instead?
Watch us take it back to when all your rainbow masks were red!
You want to talk about society with your double teeth?
Read the signs, kid: you barely got across the street without being called a freak!
Forget pizza! You want a piece?!
Grew up in sewers, but you can't survive us crossing streams!
Splinter made a funny? Yeah, with the way they got raised!
Quarantined for life. Childhood went straight down the drain!
Hey, I'm just saying, if you four homeless snot chunks
Need a place that you'll finally fit in, we got one!

TMNT:
We'll pass on taking notes about fitting in with the surface
From the pervert getting getting ghosted by each client that he flirts with! (LET'S GO!)
I don't think you're surpassing us 'cause you're older!
I bet as teens, you got pushed around more than your controllers!
You sure showed 'em with all those buildings you blew up!
For every ghost that you catch, you leave half a city of new ones! (OHHHHH!)
You're dead weight that shows up to haunt crowds!
'Cause ever since your sequel, you just let 'em all down!
Then by 2016, the boomers were swapped out!
Then they gave up the ghost, so who you gonna call now?

TMNT vs. Ghostbusters - Rap Battle!

Killer Croc - MSV
Curt Connors/The Lizard - JMB

Croc (0:10):
Won’t be seeing you later, nor after a while
‘Cause what I’m seeing is a newt facing this Crocodile
I may not be venomous, but my lyrics are vile
While yours are trash scraped from the floor - kitchen tile
I’m the toughest of the rogues, you’ve got nothing to gain
Thought you’d be smarter than to fuck with me - Killer’s in my name!
Marvel always spitting out some unneeded drama
I’d respect you but you’ve lost to a teen in pyjamas
On the scale you’re a whole new level of neurotic
Putting roids in your arm - never heard of robotics?
I’m a villain reptilian, you’re a dork who pouts
No wonder the Sinister Six kicked you out

Connor (0:40):
This is surely a joke, why should I even commit?
Living in the sewers shows that you’re just a croc of shit
But if a storm’s what you want, best prepare for a blizzard
For when it comes to the king of cold bloods - 

Lizard (0:49):
It’s the Lizard!
You seem fairly cranky and you look rather pale
Because you have no friends or spent most your life in jail?
Equipped with quick wit, don’t know what you’re gonna do
When it comes down to it, the better Croc’s the rubber shoe!
The Suicide Squad only taught you to freeload
Your skin’s a bit rough, how about some Aveno?
No surprise the original has all the notoriety
Shun this wide mouth like the rest of society


Croc (1:31):
For a doctor I was hoping you’d at least throw a jab
You wanna bash my sewer? Where the hell is your lab?
In your blockbuster film, you didn’t even look decent
Cared so little about that you got the Cave Troll Treatment
There was no comparison  from the get go
I’m a monster, you’re found at the local Petco
I will purge this military surgeon's arm back off
even without it, you’re still the biggest jackoff

Lizard (1:12):
My calculations say those jorts make you look a bit hory.
What I can’t calculate is how people accept your backstory
I’m the smartest reptilian alive.
While this king of crimes turned into the king of enzymes!
You know, I really wished I was dreaming
You’re so ugly I forgot you were ever a human being!
You primitive bitch, I’ll leave your body asunder
Forget Steve Irwin, I’m the Crocodile Hunter

Written by: Seth W, Skyler King, Ryan Tillotson, Top Irish, Dragonsblood23, JADRB2, Nick sucks at games, and Jason is way better, Jonathan Cameron

Killer Croc VS The Lizard - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 3

~THERE WILL BE ANOTHER BATTLE BEFORE THIS ONE. THIS AUDIO WAS DONE SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE IT.~

CAST:
Gorilla Grodd: Titanium1208
Winston: Svettori
Athena: Tiffany Witcher

LYRICS:
Gorilla Grodd:
This King will rise, while you’re way past your prime
Let me get into your mind, maybe teach you how to rhyme
I’m a master in crime, barred none I’ll assure you
Face me in a brawl? This chimp doesn’t deserve to!
For I already killed a Brain and turned it to spam
Your loss will be so horrific, it won’t be shown on kill cam
Counter Strike and TF2? How many others will you copy?
Your head must be scrambled if you thought that you could top me!

Athena:
Winston, your rhyming skills are through the roof

Winston:
And that’s why this enemy won’t tell me what to do
You think you’re powerful with your mind control?
Soon you’ll learn how much damage you’ve attoled
I have the knowledge to manipulate time
 Your brain powers can’t manipulate a good rhyme!
Beaten so many times, but I’ve got more pity
For all the apes you’ve got trapped up in your city!
My intellect will outmatch you in any dispute
While you are nothing more than an oversized brute
You’re filled with rage, while science should be the precedence!
Sorry, but I think Earth’s had enough crappy Presidents

Gorilla Grodd:
Six seconds to cooldown? (Heh) I’ve got infinite rage (Raa)
And I can see that you’re a novice, only telling by your age
I’ve been known for years, you’re a fad that won’t go far
And with those disses so defective, you’ll end up like Solovar
With primates, I’m the prime, mate, you know Grodd is greater
Thrash this trashbag and leave you like your creator
This Giant hooligan’s so Gentle he’d lose HP with a touch
Like I did with Africa, I’ll rule Over- on your -Watch
Such a disgrace you didn’t back your own race
Turned a blind eye and put some glasses on your face
Can’t you see when it comes to leaders, there ain’t no other
So watch me eat through this competition like it was peanut butter

Winston:
Over the years, you have claim to uphold neanderthals
But it seems you haven’t even defeated one in a brawl
I do not accept you as the leader of our species
Because with you, we’d be back to throwing our own feces
Instead of following Injustice of an Ego defiance
Let’s lead to a peaceful era, with the power of science
Cause without my Primal Rage, I still come out strong
As i’m the greatest ape in gaming since Donkey Kong
With your pea brain there’s no doubt you struggle with your feelings
And I have no doubts that you’ll surely need healing!

Gorilla Grodd:
Alright, so you’re really gonna do this?
Just wait til your face faces off my Legion of Doomfist
Capturing Flags and Protecting trucks are your pathetic duties
It’s no wonder all your fans prefer to stare at Tracer’s booty

Winston:
Says the love-triangle of a giant and mistress from hell
Compared to your sorry ass, I’d say my life is pretty swell
Heroes Never Die Grodd so go head back to the savannah
When I visit your cell, perhaps I’ll bring you a banana!

Written by: Vladimyr P., Honeycombs 96, Seth, Dragonsblood23, thelegion, Tkid

Winston VS Gorilla Grodd - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 8

Scarecrow: WoodenHornets
Mysterio: Stofferex

Scarecrow:
Can't work your mundane effects when the mic is what I’m rockin’
You're at my Beck and call, Quentin, when I drop rhymes like fear toxin
You're in for A Long Halloween, I'll be turning you into a Crimson Mist!
Hell, you're barely sinister, I bring torture to all amidst
You're better off the stage, so go back to behind the scenes
With a costume that popped up straight from MTV
Using smoke and mirrors? Cheapest fear tactic of all!
To stop this Crystal Ball? I’ll give Valentino a call!
My schemes are sinister, where you must just be crazy
‘Cause the fact a walking fishbowl challenged Spider-Man’s amazing!
Your illusion of victory’ll be your biggest humiliation,
So know that when this is over, you’ll meet… your oblivion

Mysterio (1:01):
Having thoughts of winning? My hypnosis has you dreaming
I'm bringing rain on this Scarecrow gassed higher than the ceiling
I have no phobia of those things on your fingers. There's no “clause”
I’ve seen smarter and spookier scarecrows in the land of Oz!
There is no foretelling what Mysterio will bring
As I’m gonna steal this rap like Luthor did to your ring
But why would Sinestro want to choose this strawed slacker
Whose visions are less scary than the ones on Fear Factor?
Head back to your infamy, I’ll always be remembered
Wouldn’t want to leave this Jack’o Spitting crap December’d!
For you’ll always be outshadowed when it comes to villainy
You'll be forgotten like your role in The Dark Knight Trilogy

Scarecrow:
I tore Gotham apart and left the city in shambles
While reboots left you scrapped with your role from Bruce Campbell
I’m deadly enough to be in the The Legion of Doom
while your only superpowers have the same effect as shrooms
Too bad you weren’t smart enough to psyche out your opponent,
And acting out your brain-dead suicide was your most batty moment!
Now I've flipped the tables on you, a dramatic reversion
You know you’re lame when a LEGO is your most popular version

Mysterio:
Your name fits, ‘cause you’ve surely got a stick up your ass
Despite all your crowing on, all the gas you spit is crass
With all that chemical exposition, your whole life went to shit
And then to shut you up, someone put a yellow ring on it
Not even your own family cares about you, Doctor Crane
Maybe you’d know more emotions, if only you had a brain
While your gimmicks have a cost, the pain I’ve caused is priceless
Leave you like a real scarecrow - In a field, lifeless

Written by: Seth W, FoolMeNever, Dragonsblood23, Nick Sucks at Games, Ryan Tillotson, Iamthelegion

Scarecrow VS Mysterio - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 6

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

Thumbnail by: sonicsmash
Beat by: Tristan
Announcer: Honeycombs 96 
Firestorm: Redkirby101ishere 
Natsu: Vladimyr P.
Human Torch: Raichous

Writers: Honeycombs, Redkirby101ishere, Night Wolf, SlowlyGettingBetter 
Chiseled by: Redkirby101ishere and Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dustin

Lyrics:
Honeycombs Rap Battles
Firestorm
Vs
Natsu Dragneel
Begin 

Natsu:
A Geek vs the Salamander? Seems kinda sketchy to me
I mean a grown man gets with a kid to make a fire wannabe
In my world of magic, your science amounts to very little
So go get that Russian; make Ronnie fill the middle 
If Stein wins a prize because of a No Bell
Then what will stop you, Storm, from being put thru Hell
Seeing how a Bat has treated you; friends aren’t your strong suit
Leave this battle now; your fire-change-thing isn’t cute

Firestorm:
I’m DC’s Nuclear Man, going against this S-Class fail
You wanna earn a Happy ending? This isn’t a Fairy Tail
I’m gonna stomp this Salamander, who relies on friendship to win
The professor has said that you need an education if you want to fit in
This lizard’s got nothing on me. I’ve got the real flair
While you're a reckless punk, with ridiculous anime hair
And you're trying to flame me? This is clearly unbalanced
So call in your boyfriend Gray, I need a real challenge

Natsu:
Now I have a fire in my belly, with a flow more deadly than Zeref’s Lullaby
While a sword to your chest is all it takes to make you die
I think it’s time that I turn up the heat, with a Fire Dragon King’s Roar
While you stick with your Legends, who are just a complete bore
And you're mentioning Gray? While some old man is inside you as a hero
It seems that Veku isn’t the only fusion that amounts to zero
Accept your defeat, I got a smell of victory close by
Taste a Fire Dragon Fist and get extinguished for a second time

Firestorm:
I’ll rearrange your molecules, and you’ll feel a burning pain  
Cause I’ll kick your ass like I was Gildarts, Erza, or Mirajane
I’m surprised by that flow seeing as you get motion sick easily
If your show didn't become a hentai, it would've gained more popularity 
Calling a cat a dragon? Seems the time travel has affected you a bit
Go talk to the Flash. It seems you're lost by the looks of it
With that new boring art style, no wonder you aren't liked anymore 
If you keep trying to battle me, you’ll face The Fury of Firestorm

Human Torch:
Flame on!!! The real Firestorm is here to scorch these foes
You’ll meet your Dr. Doom. Resorting to felines? This is a new low.
So I’m battling a Lizard, and some wannabe version of me
Johnny gonna Storm through these losers and claim my victory 
I’m too Fantastic four these punks, I’ve been around since 1961
Made by the one and only Stan Lee, these two should know when to run
You’ll feel the cosmic radiation once I unleash my Nova Flames
These self-proclaimed “hot-heads” have lost this fire game 

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