FANTASTICKS OVERTURE

Spanish Boots of Spanish Leather Cover

Been sitting on this absolutely ridiculous song for like 2 whole years now. Happy Hanukkah.

LYRICS
Watch out, I'm hot like a latke
On that bread, and u not, like matzah
I am a queen, yes you can call me מַלכָּה
I am the top dog, number אחד

I have a little dreidel
I made it out of gold
and when it's dry and ready
all my albums getting sold
Landin on a gimmel, gimme money to blow
Eight nights of shakin booty
Do the horah like a ho

I am that bitch, that bitch, that bitch
No lai-lai-lai
Each night so lit, so lit, so like,
Cause I- I- I

I'm burning like a candle now
Eight kinds of hot
Can you handle it
So lit, so lit, so lit

I'm burning like a candle now
Eight nights of hot
Can you handle it
So lit, so lit, so lit

The way I shake this ass is miraculous
Not a maccabee but I can be your macca-bitch
Got the presents, eight nights, I be wrappin gifts
Say "Merry Christmas"? Imma SMACK A BITCH

Cause it's the holiday season
and no I don't need a reason
This is the shit I believe in
This chocolate gelt that I'm eatin
I'm spilling Manischewitz all on my brand new sneaks
Call me sufganiyot way I fry this beat
OY

I'm burning like a candle now
Eight kinds of hot
Can you handle it
So lit, so lit, so lit

I'm burning like a candle now
Eight nights of hot
Can you handle it
So lit, so lit, so lit

Adam Sandler got nothin' on me, what?
Said Adam Sandler got NOTHIN ON ME
Me and Adam got kosher beef!!!
Nah I'm just playing

So Lit (Hanukkah rap)

Music and Lyrics by Joseph Trefler, based on text and concept by Dana Aber

7. Things I Broke, from Baggage at the Door the 1-woman musical

Mr Saturday Night Big Band Bump

Enjoy these fake commercials! Soon to be on Youtube! I think. Also, more are on the way.

Generic Commercials Vol. 1

Keyscape - "Testing The Sustain" by Herbie Hancock

Music and Lyrics by Christie Baugher, based on text and concept by Dana Aber

8. Depression Cheese, from Baggage at the Door the 1-woman musical

Picture this: your first day in middle school after five years of elementary. What is this strange new world you’ve been transported to? Where did the Mothership transport you today? Who is this new teacher telling you about things that immediately go right over your head? How is this going to help you in the real world? Why does everything seem so easy for everyone else? The time is now, the place is a town very much like your own. Through her “Alien Logs,” 12-year-old Jewels wants to know the mystery: could she be an alien, a superhero, or something completely different? Set to an energetic, original pop-rock score, this show will follow Jewels as she seeks for answers to these questions, and finds a little bit of herself along the way. The show will explore the theme of Neurodiversity: a concept where neurological differences are to be recognized and respected as any other human variation. Aimed at families, especially those with children who are of any neurodiverse persuasion, this show hopes to follow on the heels of plays like The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time which discuss the autism spectrum in great detail, and explore this sensitive subject in a daring new musical medium.

Recorded at Josh Freilich's apartment, NYC
November 7th-November 24th, 2018

CAST:
Lindsay Spangenthal (Jewels, except on "Amazing Stories" and "Cupcake")
Hannah Howdzy (Mom, Camp Inspire Counselor, Ensemble Vocals)
Lauren Schorr (Dr. Silver, Ensemble Vocals)
Tyler Bellmon (Ensemble Vocals)
Josh Freilich (Arachno Warrior, Dad, "Camp Inspire" solos, Ensemble Vocals)
Roy S. George (Ensemble Vocals)
Ashley Knaack (Jewels on "Amazing Stories" and "Cupcake")
Jessica Joy Lynch (Ensemble Vocals)
Addie Meny (Ensemble Vocals, "Camp Inspire" prosopagnostic solo)
Sarah Mullins (Ensemble Vocals)
Maddison Rotner (Ensemble Vocals)
Emily Reeves (Ensemble Vocals)
Stefanie Sable (Ensemble Vocals, "Camp Inspire" hyperactive solo)
Emily Trias (Ensemble Vocals, "Camp Inspire" anxious solo, "Superhero" vocal riffs)
Brionna Trilling (Hannah Banana Akers)
Robin Van Zandt (Ensemble Vocals)
Sari Weinerman (Ensemble Vocals)
Lorin Zackular (Gretchen, Ensemble Vocals)

03 System Meltdown

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