Better on a Barstool

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This is a song of faith and gratitude, telling the story of a people's journey from despair to divine promise. It celebrates the transformation from darkness to light through worship and thanksgiving. 

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[Intro] [verse1]
I need some saddle time out on the range... been sitting in this bar room but everyone is so engaged... phone in hand... beer on the bar we've all lost our minds... this damn device has has taken us... all for a ride...

It's time to put it down and look around share a smile and cheer... we are all so blessed to be alive with the gift of living here...

[Chorus1]
Put the damn phone down... look around... unless it's to call your friend to come on out... yaaa.. yaa.. yaa.... share some wine face to face... catch up on old times... put the damn phone down... put it down... let's make some noise and memories... in this town...

Put the damn phone down....

[Verse2]
When we were young... we didn't have digital B S like this... instead we had conversations after school at the General store out on the bench
 we ate cupcakes... drank soda pop and talked a lot... we road dirt bikes, took long hikes and swam at our local swimming spot....

Those were the best times... making memories without... that follow you, spy on you, all knowing so called social device...

So please... yaa.. ooo... yaa.. ya..


[Chorus2]
Put the damn phone down... look around... unless it's to call your friend to come on out... yaaa.. yaa.. yaa.... share some wine face to face... catch up on old times... put the damn phone down... put it down... let's make some noise and memories... in this town...

Put the damn phone down.... now... nooow.... ya.. ya.. yaa... put it down... put it down...

[Verse3]
I need some saddle time, some drink some wine... time away from big brother watching me.... everywhere I turn today a camera is focused on me... the phones we use... the life we live are always in view... put the damn phone down... I'm trying to talk to you...

Take a breath... and put it down.... meet a friend or two... it will be good to take the time to get away...

[Outro] [Chorus]
Put the damn phone down... look around... unless it's to call your friend to come on out... yaaa.. yaa.. yaa.... share some wine face to face... catch up on old times... put the damn phone down... put it down... let's make some noise and memories... in this town...

Put the damn phone... down... look around... it's not too late.... mmmm.. ooo.. yaaa...


Put it down

A good Traditional Country Song. Cowboys are and will always be a symbol of American history and legend. 
As with all my songs, I want to emphasize that I do not sing them nor create the music. I wrote and own the lyrics. I share these versions as a way to bring my words to life and provide a concept of what my song could be.  

Better on a Barstool

Josh Ward