Fake Friends - Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends - Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake Friends - Will help you up when you fall over. Real Friends - Will jump on top of you and shout "PILE UP." Fake Friends - Have never seen you cry. Real Friends - Will start to cry with you. Fake Friends - Are for a while. Real Friends - Are for life. Fake Friends - Will read this. Real Friends - Will steal this. If you are my true friend copy this.

[Ø] -- music conveys what words can't

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Tired of getting called a furry. Couldn't even have my damned custom pirate flag.

Hi. Your neighborhood crackhead here! 

My message is:
Remember kids! Eating spaghetti is illegal if it has drugs in it. Keep that in mind.

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