*(Tonight's special, Mew! Vs the evil Skeleton lord!)  *hehehe, i'm have perfect my formula.  *soon enough the underground will fall-  *NOT SO FAST!  *mew. i should've known you wanted to stop my plan.  *but little that you know, you only here now to have a “bad time”.  *hehehehe.  *I Shall… eh Stop you…  *CUT CUT CUT it folks!  *Sans!  *sup  *I want more emotion in your dialogue!  *I'm mean you didn't even try!  *what do you mean? my dialogue is “sans”tational.  *Sans!  *ok don't worry, I know someone who can play the act better.

it's a picture of a garbage can with several pink, glittery filters over it

they hated sans unrelated because he was creativity pilled and was improvisemaxxing

* Hello there, child.
* Looks like I need to go around with the weedwhacker one more time, huh?
* I joke, I joke... My name is ASGORE.
* I live here in my NEW HOME.
* You're the first human I've seen down here in a long while...
* Come! You are safe as long as you stick with me.

4 - Fallen Down

* NORMIE - ATK 10 DEF 10
* On an eternal quest to find something interesting.

* ...Am I in your way?
* Oops. My fault.
* I'd step outta the way, but... don't feel like it, y'know?

10 - Battle Against a ...Normal Ghost

* ...Listen up, PUNK.
* Ya know what's waiting for you, right?
* Ya know what's gonna happen if you keep going?
* ...
* I know there's no stopping you.
* But... ugh...
* I might have to try.
* I like you, kid. You're a riot.
* But make this easier for yourself. For both of us...
* ...

* .......

* Ngah...
* NGAAAHHH!!! STOP MAKING THAT FACE!!!!!
* You've done a lot of good, but I can't let you through.
* You're a human! You're DEAD MEAT down here.
* If you leave, the QUEEN is gonna take your SOUL.
* ...but you can't leave if I finish you off here.
* I've got my morals, but this is for the good of monsterkind.
* ...
* I left the Royal Guard because the idea of killing humans...
* It didn't... feel right.
* Look at me now, TORIEL.
* ......
* Now stand still and give me that SOUL.

24 - Always A Guardsman

THERES A BOMB THERES A BOMB IT'S GONNA EXPLODE
________________________________________________________
IM NOT
IM NOT ASKING ANYMORE KID
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MADDIE: * Places, PLACES, PLACES, PEOPLE!!!!
M: * We gotta movie to make you FREAKS!!!
M: * ...Mew~!

[A group of monsters holding microphones, cameras, and studio equipment scramble around Sans's observatory. Maddie walks in front of the couch, facing Sans and the human.]

M: * Sans! Get up and move- hmm... Over there!
S: * aye, aye, cap'n.

[Sans gets up and walks to the side of the room, with two monsters quickly covering his face in makeup.]

M: * Sit right there, Sans, you'll look PERF in a moment.
S: * do i not already?

[Maddie stands in front of the human.]

M: * Okay, now you... in front of that camera right there!
M: * Ah! You look...! Hm!
M: * I'm... not sure if makeup can save you!
M: * Whatever. Establishing shot, boys! Get as much of this dump as you can!
M: * Filters on! Turn this place into a glittery pink garbage can!

[The lights dim, and the camera centers between Sans and the human.]

M: * ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!!! THIS LOOKS GREAT!!!
M: * Sans! Camera's rolling ...now!
S: * ...ahem.

[The camera slowly zooms in with Sans's lines.]

S: * "the end of your journey is at hand."
S: * "you will determine the future of this world."
S: * "human, you will be judged for your every action."
S: * "but not until after this brand new mew mew studios commercial for their new movie."
S: * "(please stop talking after this part sans..."
S: * "...you keep making jokes and it's wasting our precious footage...)"
S: * i think you gotta send this last part back to the writer's room.

[The camera zooms back out.]

M: * SANS!!!
M: * COMEDIC RELIEF IS ONLY ALLOWED WHEN IT'S IN THE SCRIPT, OK??
M: * STUDIO GOONS!! WRAP IT UP AND HEAD BACK TO THE STUDIO!
M: * Anywho~...!
M: * You're new around these parts, right, human?
M: * Have you heard of my brand new MEWVIE...?
M: * It's all about you! Exciting, right?
M: * And I'd love for you to STAR, of course!
M: * But first, we run humans through our training process first.
M: * If you die while fighting me, we give your soul to the QUEEN.
M: * If you survive... we'll just take your soul anyway.
M: * D'sat sound okay with you, mew~?

49 - INT. OBSERVATORY - EVENING

(OLD) Prudence

* I know what you’re thinking.
* "Oh, our souls are bound, so if he kill me, we both die!"
* Heh.
* Don’t worry friend!
* I can’t kill you, but I can take full control of the soul!
* All I have to do is tire you out until you're exhausted.
* And then...
* ...You’ll be in the palm of my hand!

Better Than Anyone

*It seems we reached... an end.
*...
*Howdy.
*Do you recognize me? Or at the very least... my voice?
*...
*I'm sorry we have to meet like this.
*I wanted to talk.
*Do you know what you have done?
*Your power has achieved impossible feats. 
*With your power, you were able to reshape reality. 
*With your power, you destroyed those who opposed you.
*With your power...
*The Underground...the Surface...this very world... has gone empty.
*There is nothing left to do now.
*There is nothing left now.
*I do not know why you went down this path.
*Perhaps it was hatred, a form of tough love?
*Regardless, it's over now.
*You may finally rest.
*...
*It was nice to meet you.
*Goodbye.
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Azure Base - Seaside Hill (Classic)

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an UNDERSWAP-style AU made by j (https://soundcloud.com/phlbbth2) with the occasional music help from my friend august (https://soundcloud.com/aougoose)

CHARACTER SWAPS:
frisk / unused human
flowey / echo flower
asgore / toriel
napstablook / ruins dummy
sans / alphys
papyrus / undyne
annoying dog / temmie
mettaton / mad mew mew
muffet / burgerpants
bratty + catty / susie + noelle
gaster / gerson
asriel and chara are the same

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