This is the "wʀonɢ ᴹ°ⱽᴱ: "off with their he⫽adᵎ!ᵎ"→" replacement. Enjoy.
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The first few attacks are basic slashes. Imagine that one unused RK attack.

[Krazman]: You know, those old reports only showed us those rocks in your species. "Bones" as you call them. I expected you have less tissue and more mobility.

[Felter]: Ah, cut me some slack. I'm old.

[Krazman]: And I'm new. I'm perfect. If your soul can see, it will. It will see how perfect I am. Your goals will never be met in such a withered body. Look at me and tell me that your soul's purpose won't be met.

[Felter]: It's goal is the same as mine, cause it is mine.

[Krazman]: My founding fathers say the opposite. I believe trained professionals would know more about souls than some... bloated, dementia ridden husk.

[Felter]: I'm only 68, I got time.

[Krazman]: You weren't saying that earlier.

This part of the fight is where its revealed that most things in the area are whatever species Krazman is, but they were badly disguised. The only reason Felter couldn't tell was because it's freshly morning and it was still dark.

THE CACTUS IS APPROACHING!!!

The next few attacks are themed around everything being a badly disguised mimic.

[Felter]: Ah, this must be your family.

[Krazman]: NO! These are my pets. These THINGS are barely sentient, let alone sapient! My real family is... never mind that, I got work to do!

[Glorp??!]

Yes, the text box's are diegetic cardboard cutouts and being carried by Kraz's Men.

Kraz's Men begin to go on strike.

THE CACTUS IS APPROACHING!!!

[MeanieHead]: You see what you've done, old man! My men, gone! All I'm left with is... is my special attack!

[MeaniHed]: DETACHABLE LIMBS!!!

These are desperation attacks where their arms and head enter the battle box and stretch and jump around and stuff.

[ManieHead]: Don't look so blue! An old man like yourself should accept you fate as-

The house in the background roars.

[MenieHead]: Don't tell me you're on strike too...

There is then a Fullscreen attack where the big house attempts to eat both Felter and Krazman, and they use each other's powers to avoid said gettingeatery.

[Yummmy old man]: Are you going to give up. Cause I ain't tired one bit, you're sweating like a dog, and that cactus is getting really close.

[MeanieHeadd]: Me and surrender are antonyms, Old man! My men are gone... so there is no one to steal food for me. I'll have to find employment now to survive! I'll have to be a normal person... unless I nab that soul!

[MeanieHeAd]: ITS OVER!

Krazman launches their head at Felter with all their might... but the cactus kicks it, launching it a city away.

[Scoccerball]: CURSE YOU OLD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAn-

Felter high fives the cactus for saving him, but he gets thorns in his hand and the cactus runs away like the coward it is. It wasn't even one of Kraz's Men, its just a cactus guy.

The old man speaks up normally for the first time in an hour. That was weird. He says, patting the sand off his overalls.
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Sorry this took so long, art still isn't my strong suit.

If you have any questions, ask away! (BTW all the music except the big shot are either finished or near finished, the art is just a MAJOR problem.)

丅⊘dልy y⊘u'  ᷞL _  ᷞeልRN 丅hል丅 🅕🅡🅔🅔🅓🅞🅜-⇝

The cactus takes off their disguise, revealing themself to be...
It is I, Natch Ess.
Natch Ess from Deltarune the same same same same same Puppet?! Felter and the beheaded Krazman question.

Get outa here. Get. This is Kraz's Nows your chance to be a.
Fine, but I'm taking their men. Kraz's men happily oblige to becoming Natch's men as he wanders into the sunrise.

All my men. gone. Can we have a rematch, old man?
Sure.
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This is not canon by the way

Today you'll learn that freedom V2

This is the “Junkil“ replacement for a take on Coke lady’s AU, “Deltarune: Chapter Rewritten, An extra Host”. Now, take a moment to ponder this, aren’t I kind of double dipping in reverse? I need you to ask this question to yourself because I am planning on making “an extra host” myself one day. Also erm, think about it, how hasn’t anybody made an AU where Asriel takes the role of Junkil!?
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*HOWDY-how’d-how _and free?_ I MEAN EVERYBODY!-every-do-every!
E> Magic
E> Inspect
*OR MAYBE I SHOULDA SAY howdy-HOW’D YOU DO ON THIS FINE DAY, MY _SLEEP_ COMPANION?
------------------------------ (look, I’m tired I don’t feel like doing any more work. I will update the description to give more of an insight into the characters personalities later. Just know that the Kris[or would it be Asriel?] replacement is named Jounne. She is trans female, but doesn’t take too much offence from darkners constantly misgendering her in this AU, as darkners in this AU have a real trouble with dealing with gender. That is to say, if Az could understand, he would not be transphobic. That is not to say that he is transphobic, It’s just he and other darkners in this AU only understand gender at the surface level. Also, Jounne in this AU, in the dark world doesn’t have the most traditionally feminine appearance. Whoops looks like I went on another rant. I guess this means I have to archive this somewhere once I remove this.)
Song by: Me
Thumbnail by: Me once again, though some parts are edited work of @inkcubedude and whoever made the chapter rewritten logo. (It took me an entire day just to make this thumbnail. Not the drawing, that took like 10-20 minutes I think, I am referring to the editing.)
Vocals and dialogue by: Me once more.

Deltarune by Toby Fox
Chapter rewritten by the winterer, now owned by Milkyroos.
An extra host by me in the future, or maybe someone else is gonna beat me to it, 🤷‍♀️.
(I can’t wait to see the nyctba’s of Deltarune: Chapter Dewritten, the other marionette and Deltarune: Chapter Rewritten, the same Muppet that are inevitably going to be made based off of this one single song.)

(Pipejammed Railcross) Az [Deltarune: Chapter rewritten, The other puppet]

this is the worlds worst and unmainliney "hot dog and baloney" replacement for my new au.... 6same i love you,,..  think,.. its like... swapfell. like ultimate revolution.. WAIT....

SFIHY Mad mew mew neo -> revoultion -> revolutionair -> uhhhhhhh oh who am i kidding its bootycheeks check out kleinr... wait what? ... spamgooner? 🅱️OOOOOOOOOOOIIII I GUESS WERE NUKING SPAMGOONER, well at the very least you can check out faler tyko or kleni because theyre much better than this ok
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dokidi
Dokidi dokidi

Insert
Audio
Audio on my PC
dokidi dokidi.mp3

Click to add subtitle
yay
Yay rave

musical 1: Bro. Ts, Pmo.
musical 2: Stop, The "Music".
musical 3: It: Sucks.

Dokidi dokidi
Dokidi dokidi (just pretend that this is blue and he's typing it out to say something ok)
what
What
What no its good

musical 4: No: That, Music Is/Bad!
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Well, well well... lets see whos on my hitlist
Deltarune by R.V. Pine
The Other Puppet by @lexxiemow
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-prequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinform-erunderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @g1llant
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @fortplambet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @jodielololololololololol
The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by ???
The Other  the Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @gameing-gameing-gameing
6same ily by Nus
krisalide by... ermm living in light?

6same i love you

IM NOT THAT INNOCENT!

Click to add title - deltarune the 6same puppet i love you ❤️❤️❤️

This is the "TIME FOR 𓎼𓄿𓅓𓅂𓋴" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet".
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[Bustaph_Rbxm]: YOU; 🕳🏃‍♂️ 4️⃣ THE 🤥, YOUR; ⚰ IS 🔜

[Bustaph_Rbxm]: PREPARE; 4️⃣ MY TEMPEST... I WILL 💥 YOU TO 🧩🧩🧩
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Song by me
Thumbnail by me
Character design by me

Deltarune by Toby fox
Other puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet
The same puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The same other puppet by @z_56
The same same puppet by @mazbackattack, @term1n4l and @shree_mp3
The same same other puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The same same same puppet by @zalt_65
The same same same other puppet by @redstonetemmiegd

💥 TO 🧩🧩🧩 [Deltarune: The 4Same Puppet]

puppet strike back  -- pig and spamro's deltabound

intro taken from rejonas shitty spamt ripoff made out of hate's big shot replacement
art by mike
song by me
this is dedicated to pig 
if you're reading this pig, it's going to be okay

true mealer -- deltarune the same same puppet () UST

This is close enough to a "IHML&IWD I AINT GOT-" replacement.
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The halls smell of rotten meat

The Revolutionists undulate rhythmically.

(OOC: The fight is just Felter running away since he is too weak to damage them and Krazman will not hurt them)
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Sorry for the laziness in the writing. I have to multitask more and that is making it difficult to do these in time.

VIVA LA ROBOLUTION [Delt Th SaSaSaSaSa Oth FELL Pup]

This is the "Spatt y! :I"m ALL-LIke.." replacement for my newlyoid and originachlemoid AU, "deltarune ma same same same other pueppt". Think about it, I actually took a really long time making this!! You'll find out why soon.
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Narrator:
The adventurer seems to spot an ordinary treasure chest hidden among rock formations.
This is right ⬆️up their alley!

???: hey
???: HEY¡ quick that¡¡
(-1)
Ka-P.O.W.!: OW¡ QuIT THAT ¡¡

S -- PattyBinStr:
Huh, what? Quit what?

Ka-P.O.W.!: inspecting the BACKGROUND¡¡¡
Ka-P.O.W.!: ur not supposed to INFECT EVERYTHING¡¡
(-1)
Ka-P.O.W.!: OW¡¡ i mean INSPECT¡¡
Ka-P.O.W.!: just hurry up and move on

S -- PattyBinStr:
Are you ok? You're gettin hurt up funny.

Ka-P.O.W.!: KNICK IT OFF¡¡
(-1)
Ka-P.O.W.!: KNOCK ¡¡¡

S -- PattyBinStr:
Also, no way? the environments are the most interesting parts of these areas!
And besides, I'm kind of on a cleaning side-quest right now and

Ka-P.O.W.!: OH CLEANING???
Ka-P.O.W.!: YES¡¡¡ CLEAVE me up¡¡
(-2)
Ka-P.O.W.!: pack me up and GET ME OUTTA HERE ¡¡

S -- PattyBinStr:
Ok well now I don't want to.

Ka-P.O.W.!: [Annoyed grunt]
( D:< ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ )
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The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @dawgskul4, @realshree, and @retravulsive
Bootleg The Same Same Other Puppet by @user-944327418
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
a same same same pupept by @quirk_yeah

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid
(imagine my shock when i realized the computer mouse could be a sickle)
ma same same same other pueppt by me
Vocals by ME
Art by ME and the fine folks at Service Games!
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H9sYB9w-LflIbCylJkzmUmKWdmVhofhRp2-koYbuFEc/edit?usp=sharing
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6:18
7:45
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21:05
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(Pipejammed Railcross) Az [Deltarune: Chapter rewritten, The other puppet]

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