Junktournia [in upload order]

Howdy, Humans! Welcome to Junkternia! If yer listening to this track... yer a frog now. Sorry. No Takesies backsies! But hey, if you e'er wanna get back to being a mammal again, I think I got just the plan fer ya.

Y'see, I've been digging through this guy's trash fer a while, and... yeah, it's got some sorta interestin' stuff. But... eh, I feel like it could be even *more* interestin', yknow?

So, here's the deal... I wanna have you all make 'em interestin! It'll be formatted like one-a-yah's music tourneys. I put two ideas up, just like I found'm, maybe throwing in some boring normal info just for some slight claryfication.

Then we have a match, where it's up to youall to pick yer fav, and IMPROVE it! Yeha, fer yer vote, you gotta add on to the character! It can be just some bettr formattin' for someathose older trash pieces, maybe you addin a concept buff 'er somethin', I dunno... but, then, after votin' closes, the idea that won? Gets those 'er buffs! Well, at least... as many that seemed common, or ones that I persenally liked. Maybe we can holda sorta vote if I like more than one… we’ll see. Oh, and the loser? Haha, the loser is instantly shredded and deystroyed forever. No loser's brackets 'ere! If you wanna see someone improve... improve 'em yerself! I'ma busy wizard! I got other humans to scam!

I've got 12 different ideas 'ere, a seta 4 from 3 seperate whole scrapped projedohickies, can you believe it? We'll be goin' through all of 'em, but don't expect too much ofa schedule... it's just gonna be a match when I can do it, ye know? But don'tya fret, I've got two ideas from the trash comin' up real soon...

Oh, and uh, send this track to 5 of yer friends or you'll only be able to type ribbit for the rest'a yer life. Ima Wizard, I can do that. Now go!

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00 - Nikolas Knackalus
Jackbox Games, Party Games & Trash/Trinkets
Magic, It’s Users & High Fantasy Media
Folksy Genres, Songs using the Banjo & Frogs

Junktopia - Lobby
Louie Zong - a very good wizard (Magic Users, High Fantasy Media)
The Oh Hellos - Soldier, Poet, King (Folksy Genres, High Fantasy Media)
The Adventure Zone - Fantasy Costco Jingle (High Fantasy Media/Trinkets)
Little Mix - Trash (Trash)

A Very Good Trash Wizard

02 - Father Mooshroom [Source: Every Jam At Once]
- [𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 / 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥]
- Mushrooms & Cows 
- Lemon Demon & MST3K
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Ah, Father Mooshroom... a mooshroom from Minecraft mixed with tha Father Mushroom from Ivanuska, the Lemon Demon song thing. Or, I guess moreso that actual mushroom man from the MST3K episode the song's referencin'. This one was aparta this project called 'Every Jam At Once'- based on the genre website dohickey spotify has. They picked two super obscure or just plain funny genres from there and tried goin' an' makin' a character from it. Which is a fine enough gimmick I guess, until you see that the genres picked were also meant to function as a flavor/media source too? Which can get mighty confusin'. 

Here, we got "Russian Pixel" and "Pixel" as his 'Jam'. Though I guess they used to be specifically 
"Russian Minecraft" and "DreamSMP"- can't say spotify didn't do nothin' for ya, they destroyed dreamsmp and replaced it with... er... pixels. You can geta sense of what they pull from the track itself.

In terms of fixin 'em up, I'd say just givin' 'im proper sources in place of the genre wackyness could be an improvement already... but whatta I know, I'm just a trash wizard!
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MST3K - Jonah's Kaiju Rap (Every Country has a Monster) (MST3K)
Compot - Головы на завтрак (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥)
Lena Raine - Spirit of Hospitality (𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Minecraft Musicians)
Lemon Demon - Smell Like A Cookie All Day (Lemon Demon, MST3K)
Lemon Demon - When He Died (Lemon Demon)
t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Russian Artists)

Smell Like A Mushroom All Day

01 - Goombuds [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- mario, games with level editors & musical references in super mario world
- random encounter/generic boss themes
- plants, shoes & walking
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First up, we got, eh.... Goombuds! The funny chestnut enemy from Super Mario World teamed up with the variant in Mario Maker 2... These two were aparta... 'Adventures In Hypnospace'. This thing hada fair share of gimmicks, what with there bein some sorta evil hidden losers bracket, and renders havin' some crunch to them as if they actually were from the early internet... But all that don't matter right now, we're on source focus!

These fellas are... okay, I think. Nothin' special, outside of being a ball of flavor plus a massive videa game franchise. Plenty ta work with here, though. Smooth out some edges, peel off the diary cheese, give 'em a bit more, all up to you, heheh!
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Paper Mario: The Origami King - Autumn Mountain Battle (Random Encounter Themes, Mario)
Nine Inch Nails - Bite The Hand That Feeds (SMW References: Reznor)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun (Walking)
Oliver Tree - Bury Me Alive (Plants)
Run DMC - My Adidas (Shoes)
Roy Orbison - You Got It (SMW References: Roy O. Koopa)
Walk The Moon - Shut Up and Dance (Walking)

Stomp The Hand That Feeds

The Mirror Train se canceló, y con ello el collab que iban a tener con Into the Backrooms
Nunca terminé el track, estoy llorand

Sources:
[Dual]
Raining Marbles - Enchanting Grom Fright but it's electroswing (Disney series / Electro Swing)
Amphibia - Hop Pop and Lock Dance Battle (Disney series / Electro Swing)
The Cuphead Show - The Devil's Song (Mercury Filmworks / Rubberhose media)

[Penn Zero]
Phineas & Ferb - Quirky Worky Song (Disney series)
Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero - Save the Worlds (All)

[Wacky Wise Guys]
Parov Stellar - Libella Swing (Electro Swing)
Dave Wave - A Friend Like Me (Disney 2D Films / Electro Swing)

Penn Zero vs. Wacky Wise Guys (TMT x IBR) [ UNFINISHED / UNUSED ]

Galoomba: (C'mon, old man. You may be a dinosaur, but this land's no place for a square like you. Head back to your meadow.)
Father Mooshroom: Я бы спросил, не хочешь ли ты поиграть в прятки, но ты бы просто потерялся еще на 23 года.
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01 - Goombuds [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- mario, games with level editors & musical references in super mario world
- random encounter/generic boss themes
- plants, shoes & walking

02 - Father Mooshroom [Source: Every Jam At Once]
- [𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 / 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥]
- Mushrooms & Cows
- Lemon Demon & MST3K
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Terraria - BOSS 1 [fluffyhairs remix] (Generic Boss Themes/𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Sandbox Games)
Nine Inch Nails - Closer (SMW References: Reznor)
Beethoven - Fur Elise [Klutch Dubstep Trap Remix] (SMW References: Ludwig Van Koopa)
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Credits (Mario)
Doja Cat - "Mooo!" (Cows)
TheFrodesDiD - Король Эндер Мира (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥)
ElementAnimation - 500 Chunks (Walking/𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥)
Lemon Demon - Ivanuska (Lemon Demon, MST3K, Mushrooms)
Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin' (Shoes, Walking)
Tetris 99 - Main Theme (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Russian Culture [Samples Korobeiniki])
MST3K - Theme Song (MST3K)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun (Walking)

[M1] Moo Moo Mushdown

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Father Mooshroom: Я должен превратить тебя и твоего друга в медведя за то, что они перешли мне дорогу... или, может быть, тануки подошёл бы лучше.

Father Mooshroom Wins!

Father Mooshroom - 13 Votes [56.5%]
Goombuds - 10 Votes [43.5%]

[M1] Results!

CHARACTER REPRESENTED: PLOOSHI 
 
POWER-COLOR: FORGOTTEN BLUE 

STRENGTHS: Silly :3

WEAKNESSES: Seriousness >:<

ᴏɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ:
🤡 Surrealist/Absurdist media, Strange Internet Content, or the Weirdcore aesthetic
[Icesnort, Treatsforbeasts, Dining Room Or There Is Nothing, Jack Stauber]
💜 The FNAF Franchise, Artists popularized by it, or other Indie/Psychological Horror Media
[Smashing Windows, DAGames, Dawko, Garten Of BanBan, Yume Nikki]
🤡 MTV original Programming, Artists Popularized on the Network, & Western Adult Animation.
[Clone High, Beavis & Butthead, Nirvana, The Police]
💜 Puppets, Toys, or Dolls
[Toy Story, The Muppet Show, Dollhouse]
🤡 Media Reviewers/Analyzers or Sketchy, Messy, or Pencil-esk Artstyles
 [Nostalgia Critic, RebelTaxi, grinches ulitmatium, The Magic Key]
ʙᴜᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪʟʟɪɴᴇꜱꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴛᴏᴘꜱ! :ᴏ3

[SOURCES]

Saruky - Uncanny Valley v1 (Strange Internet Content)
Polygon Donut - I Voiceovered And Sound Designed Over 200+ Weirdcore Images (Weirdcore)
Tryhardninja - It's Me (FNAF)
Kero Kero Bonito - I'd Rather Sleep (Weirdcore)
Kikiyama - Picnic Fun (Surreal Media, Psychological Horror)
Melanie Martinez - Dollhouse (Dolls)
Trey Parker - Put It Down (Western Adult Animation)
treatsforbeasts - beasts (Strange Internet Content)
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - The Time Song (Puppets, Strange Internet Content, Indie Horror)
Levi Niha - "Pyrocynical Outro" (Media Analyzers)
CG5, Abdul Cisse - BITE OF 87 (FNAF)
Leon Riskin - Smashing Windshields (FNAF)
Among Us - Dead Body Reported [Arranged] (Foxy was looking quite sus)
Count To Ten with Nobody (Puppets, Surreal Media)
Boyz 12 - Girl You Need A Shot of B12 (Western Adult Animation)
Abandoned Pools - Start Over (MTV Popularized Artists)
Mr.Kitty - Destroy Me (Weirdcore)
kurffew - i dont wna cry (Western Adult Animation)

Have you experienced a bizarre and inexplicable event?

01.1 - Goombuds [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- mario, musical references in the franchise & games with level editors
- generic boss / random encounter themes & common enemy types
- NES/SNES library & wii u/switch exclusives
- footwear, forward movement, and plants/fungi
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Now, like I said, when they lose, they lose for good... but I can't just letm' go out on just a victory theme... so ya get a little simple sendoff too.

Oh, and I may as well just throwin this here thing. That dream journal I was lookin' at where I got these two? It had some ideas for when they were ta lose too... so I thought I mayaswell go and put that 'ere. Just remember that this ain't happenin' here... The Goombuds got to live a happy life, and ended up back in the trash, just a little worse for wear. 

Anywhom, here's that there dream journal entry:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fDsx3i2fvuDRFGkCub05Hc0R0eBkdUpWzuCydBpdLjk

Expect the next two trash pieces in about a week or so, makin' some good progress... see y'all then!
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Phillip Schlosser - Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix (Mario, SNES)
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest - Stickerbush Symphony (Mario, SNES, Plants)
Brawl in the Family - Ode To Minions (Mario, Generic Enemies)
Polygon For Peace - We Are The Toads (Mario, Generic Enemies, Fungi)

Ode To Goombuds

Hard at work on matches 3 and 4!

0: Dinkle [ItemLabel]

- Toys, plushies, and itemLabel’s friends
- Chiptune/its relatives, bitpop, and quirky music
- Cute/saccharine aesthetics and creatures
- Media where something isn't quite right
- Whatever Dinkle and his friends get up to!

meganeko - Space Magic (Chiptune)
Anamanaguchi - Viridian Genesis (Chiptune)
Endacopia - Clockfight (itemLabel's friends - Andyland)
umru - Popular (itemLabel's friends)
Drive45 - Everything I Own (itemLabel's friends)
ericdoa, umru, SEBii, angelus, kmoe, Lewis Grant, savepoint, Tony Velour, emotegi, d0llywood1,
4kmirage - movinglikeazombie [Remix] (itemLabel's friends - umru)
SVN - Missing Persons (itemLabel's friends - Baaulp/Spamton)
Lil Eli - Furby (Toys)
DREAMERS - Teddy Bear (Plushies)

my new new track!

05 - Tick & Tock [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- steampunk associated media/genres 
- time, time travel & anachronistic music
- tiktok, it's trends & associated artists
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First repeat of'a projectdohikey... back inta Hypnospace. These two are an odd bunch- based one onea those TikToks that they rep, I think it said it was made by AtomicTwins or somethin? I dunno... The important thing is that it had some steampunk people called "Tick" and "Tock" and that 30 second vid created a character somehow, heh.

These two are honestly, eh, not tha worst? Could definitely use a bit more... Maybe try and tie 'em to an actual steampunk media instead of just tha vague concept? Or just expand on some made up lore for 'em, there's plenty a angles for yer sub to go. 
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The Cog is Dead - The Depths Below (Steampunk)
The Cog is Dead - BANG! (Steampunk, Associated Artists: AJR)
SIX the Musical - Haus of Holbein (TikTok, Anachronistic)
Lizzo - About Damn Time (TikTok, Associated Artists, Time)
A Hat In Time - She Came From Outer Space [The Musical Ghost Remix] (Time, Anachronistic: Electro Swing)

pov: it's about damn time.

Music: CREATE NEW WORLD
Artwork: Kyra (https://twitter.com/zuragaan)
Character Represented: xX_BlazingBad420_Xx 
Songs Used:
Helynt, GameChops - Mice on Venus (Minecraft)
Tryhardninja - Find the Pieces (Minecraft/VGM Fansongs)
Jim White, Aimee Mann, M. Ward, Joe Henry - Static on the Radio (Breaking Bad Universe)
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Discord: https://discord.gg/sTj7c4eQ9G
YouTube Mirror: https://youtu.be/RjsB2gF794s
Website: https://remixrumble.carrd.co/#
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xX_BlazingBad_Xx
- Minecraft OST, Parodies, Fantracks, & Composers
(Pigstep, Subwoofer Lullaby, Fallen Kingdom, Don't Mine At Night, Aether OST, Lena Raine, C418)
- MLG Culture, Dubstep and Glitch-Hop
(Turn Down For What, My Hope Will Never Die, TheFatRat, Skrillex)
- Drugs, Chemicals, & Science
(Smoke Weed Everyday, TeenX, Toxic, BLEACH, Weird Science, Hojo's Lab)
- JT Music & Other VG Fansong Artists
(Down To The Bone, Can't Be Erased, DAGames, CG5, Dan Bull)
- Sandbox & Voxel Aesthetic Games
(Terraria, Don't Starve, Cube World, Trove)
- Breaking Bad Universe's Songs, Artists or Memes
(Gnarls Barkley, Crystal Blue Persuasion, ABBA, Dark Fantasy)
- AMC, & Shows Popularized Through Netflix
(The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Squid Game, Cyberpunk: Edgerunners)

CREATE NEW WORLD

Tingle: HA! These puny PUNKS think they stand any sort of chance at reaching TINGLE'S throne? It's so funny, I must laugh! Haha! Haha!
Dark Samus: ...
Blood Falcon: There can only be one champion. Resistance is futile.

Tick: C'mon, Tock... these three seem real wound up.
Tock: Yeah... we should help them blow off some steam.
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04 - Tingle & Co. (Tingle, Blood Falcon, Dark Samus) [Source: Honorary First Mate]
- Songs from the Legend of Zelda
- Songs from Metroid/F-Zero
- Songs relating to Money/Being Rich

05 - Tick & Tock [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- steampunk associated media/genres
- time, time travel & anachronistic music
- tiktok, it's trends & associated artists
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Robots - Chopshop (Steampunk Associated)
Good Co. - The Kicker [Remix] (Steampunk Associated)
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Groose's Theme [Qumu Remix] (Legend of Zelda)
Yung Gravy - Betty (Get Money) (TikTok, Associated Artists/Money)
The Cog is Dead - POTATO SONG (Cuz I Want To) [KESHA Cover] (Steampunk, Associated Artists)
BRASMA - Bounty (Metroid)
Miguel - Sure Thing (TikTok/Money)
Madonna - Hung Up (Time, TikTok)
The Stupendium - The Fine Print (TikTok/Money)

[M2] Time Is Money

NARRATOR: "One night, a spy and his tagalong shadow approached us, thinking they could catch us unawares. They were wrong."
AGENT S: "Ah. Omniscience. That's a problem. But one with plenty of workarounds."
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The final match of FMGB's losers round has begun! VOTE HERE:
https://forms.gle/PLasQ3fRJZuJn9bY9
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TRACK BY: swoldow
ART BY: kirb (Stocks) and PandaWithPixels (Background Assets)
Characters: Narrative Nihilism, Shadowsnatched!
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#15: Narrative Nihilism [K]
-Environmental narrative and indie puzzle games
-Vocal synth, or theatre/musicals
-Self-aware/choice-centric media, or bad endings
-Normalcy/boredom, loneliness and unrequited love

#13: Shadowsnatched! [K]
-PM Seymour media and Tumblr-prominent artists
-Urban fantasy and cosmic/eldritch horror
-Spy/stealth media, spy music and espionage
-Darkness/shadows, chaos and the void

SOURCES:
The Spy And The Liar - Puddles Pity Party (Spy Media, Indie Puzzle Games: I Expect You To Die 2, Theatre)
A Good Song Never Dies - SAINT MOTEL (Spy Music, Self-Aware Media: Inscryption)
Hole Dwelling - Kikuo (Vocal Synth)
BAD END THEATER - true end ver. - BAD END THEATER OST (Indie Puzzle Games, Vocal Synth, Choice-Centric Media, Unrequited Love)
Bunk Rock - Cosmic Wonders OST (PM Seymour)
Miku's Little Dark Age - Astrophysics (Vocal Synth, Darkness)

[LR1M4] - The Credits Are More Than The End

TRACK BY MADDY ( @lasagna-cat-2 )
ART BY ROSE SHRIMP ( @rosello-xanthis )

❄☟☜ 🏱💧🕆☜👎⚐💧👍⚐☼🏱✋⚐☠

- ACE OF HEARTS, THEIR COLLABORATORS, AND INDIE/PIANO ROCK
- HEARTBREAK, LONELINESS, MEMORIES, AND ALCOHOL
- GLITCHES, THE COLD, AND BODY HORROR
- NOTHING HERE IS REAL. INCLUDING ME.
- I'M HUNGRY.

Nine Inch Nails - Hurt [Loneliness, NOTHING HERE IS REAL, media centered around clones: Rick and Morty]
Ace of Hearts - Monophobia II [Ace of Hearts]
Junichi Masuda - Lavender Town [👁️]

ace.mp3

Intro
I grew up on stories
warm as cornbread
Of war and love and the life 
they led
Cordell in a foxhole, middle of the night
his red-haired girl back home who held on tight

Verse 1
He came home in a rolling chair
From war torn Aleutian island air
Eva was a nurse with steady hands
Cordell and Eva 
both had real big plans

Her daddy said “are you sure?” 
that boy can’t walk or stand”
She said, “I love him with all my heart and we’ll do the best we can

They married quick 
under that Kentucky moon
Settled on that bluegrass soil, and made a home real soon

Chorus
Cordell was Cordell, 
before and after all
Didn’t matter if he stood or fell 
or if he had to crawl
She loved him before the war, 
and she loved him still
No chair could ever change her heart, 
her daddy couldn’t change her will
Cordell was Cordell
She’d always be his girl, come fire, wind, flood rain or hail
she gave her love the best she had
Cordell was Cordell

Verse 2
Ten kids came through that farmhouse door
Six boys, 
and four girls
They raised them up sure as rain sent them off into the world

Eva helped him walk the line 
post to post and bit by bit
she’d always be his biggest love
Even when she pitched the biggest fit

They raised tall tobacco, 
In summer they chased the rain
They taught us to love our neighbor 
And when we fell, they nursed our pain

When I came back home broken at the age of fifteen
Pawpaw said “ Girl you’re welcome here, 
its where you’re meant to be”

Chorus
Cordell was Cordell, 
he was strong but he was kind
He gave us all hope and help, 
He left no one behind
He couldn’t run, he could barely stand 
but he took the lead
With quiet faith, 
a loving heart and 
a simple creed

Bridge
When Vietnam came around
They came for 3 of his sons
“Just make it back to us, my boys
And let me tell you this, 
Them guns ain’t meant for playing war, if you shoot don’t miss”
Cordell was Cordell
A man who kept his word
In rain or shine, in love and war
He knew what was worth fightin’ for
Cordell was Cordell

His boys made it back alright,
Two tours and in one piece 
Still fighting demons in the night
They never found much peace

A man always keeps his word mumbled old Cordell
And when his sons woke up that day they had a 68’Chevelle

Cordell was Cordell
Overalls and red winged boots 
Before bed he’d drink wild turkey
And granny didn’t give a hoot 
Eva said, “I knew what I signed up for 
and that’s alright by me”
Cordell was Cordell  
and he was all I’d ever need.”

Final Verse
My pawpaw called me “gal”
I can still hear him say it now
His hands were rough, but loving and they always taught us how

Cordell Was Cordell

A 12-man tourney, where y'all are in charge of making the characters better! Which trash piece will you make inta yer treasure?

00 - Nikolas Knackalus
01 - Goombuds
02 - Father Frostshroom
03 - Spamton Value Footwerk
04 - Dharkon Hellspawn
05 - Tick & Tock
06 - Fake Light Orchestra
07 - The Grady Twins
08 - Kimmy Schmidt
09 -
10 - Escape Artist
11 - MAD Newscaster
12 -

A Very Good Trash Wizard

Junktournia

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