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07) THOMAS "TOMSKA" RIDGEWELL

He likes guns, almost to a fault! Is that, like, a universal rule of comedy? Violence is always funny? I don't know, probably?

- TomSka, His Collaborators/In-Jokes & People Featured In Asdfmovie
- Youtube/Newgrounds & Indie Web Animation, Sketch Comedy & "Random" Humour.
- Needless Violence, Guns/Firearms & Ska.

Songs used:
- Jukio Kallio, Joonas Turner - Where The Guns At (Guns/Firearms)
- The Living Tombstone - Beep Beep, I'm A Sheep (TomSka & His Collaborators)
- Schmoyoho - The Muffin Song (TomSka & His Collaborators, Random Humour)
- LilDeuceDeuce - Everybody Do The Flop (TomSka & His Collaborators, Random Humour)
- Eddsworld Outro (TomSka & His Collaborators)

(Art by PolarOpposite44, Congratulations on winning the unofficial WASD retake; Me & My Friends!)

VICTORY! - THOMAS 'TOMSKA' RIDGEWELL

Howdy, Humans! Welcome to Junkternia! If yer listening to this track... yer a frog now. Sorry. No Takesies backsies! But hey, if you e'er wanna get back to being a mammal again, I think I got just the plan fer ya.

Y'see, I've been digging through this guy's trash fer a while, and... yeah, it's got some sorta interestin' stuff. But... eh, I feel like it could be even *more* interestin', yknow?

So, here's the deal... I wanna have you all make 'em interestin! It'll be formatted like one-a-yah's music tourneys. I put two ideas up, just like I found'm, maybe throwing in some boring normal info just for some slight claryfication.

Then we have a match, where it's up to youall to pick yer fav, and IMPROVE it! Yeha, fer yer vote, you gotta add on to the character! It can be just some bettr formattin' for someathose older trash pieces, maybe you addin a concept buff 'er somethin', I dunno... but, then, after votin' closes, the idea that won? Gets those 'er buffs! Well, at least... as many that seemed common, or ones that I persenally liked. Maybe we can holda sorta vote if I like more than one… we’ll see. Oh, and the loser? Haha, the loser is instantly shredded and deystroyed forever. No loser's brackets 'ere! If you wanna see someone improve... improve 'em yerself! I'ma busy wizard! I got other humans to scam!

I've got 12 different ideas 'ere, a seta 4 from 3 seperate whole scrapped projedohickies, can you believe it? We'll be goin' through all of 'em, but don't expect too much ofa schedule... it's just gonna be a match when I can do it, ye know? But don'tya fret, I've got two ideas from the trash comin' up real soon...

Oh, and uh, send this track to 5 of yer friends or you'll only be able to type ribbit for the rest'a yer life. Ima Wizard, I can do that. Now go!

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00 - Nikolas Knackalus
Jackbox Games, Party Games & Trash/Trinkets
Magic, It’s Users & High Fantasy Media
Folksy Genres, Songs using the Banjo & Frogs

Junktopia - Lobby
Louie Zong - a very good wizard (Magic Users, High Fantasy Media)
The Oh Hellos - Soldier, Poet, King (Folksy Genres, High Fantasy Media)
The Adventure Zone - Fantasy Costco Jingle (High Fantasy Media/Trinkets)
Little Mix - Trash (Trash)

A Very Good Trash Wizard

02 - Father Mooshroom [Source: Every Jam At Once]
- [𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 / 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥]
- Mushrooms & Cows 
- Lemon Demon & MST3K
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Ah, Father Mooshroom... a mooshroom from Minecraft mixed with tha Father Mushroom from Ivanuska, the Lemon Demon song thing. Or, I guess moreso that actual mushroom man from the MST3K episode the song's referencin'. This one was aparta this project called 'Every Jam At Once'- based on the genre website dohickey spotify has. They picked two super obscure or just plain funny genres from there and tried goin' an' makin' a character from it. Which is a fine enough gimmick I guess, until you see that the genres picked were also meant to function as a flavor/media source too? Which can get mighty confusin'. 

Here, we got "Russian Pixel" and "Pixel" as his 'Jam'. Though I guess they used to be specifically 
"Russian Minecraft" and "DreamSMP"- can't say spotify didn't do nothin' for ya, they destroyed dreamsmp and replaced it with... er... pixels. You can geta sense of what they pull from the track itself.

In terms of fixin 'em up, I'd say just givin' 'im proper sources in place of the genre wackyness could be an improvement already... but whatta I know, I'm just a trash wizard!
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MST3K - Jonah's Kaiju Rap (Every Country has a Monster) (MST3K)
Compot - Головы на завтрак (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥)
Lena Raine - Spirit of Hospitality (𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Minecraft Musicians)
Lemon Demon - Smell Like A Cookie All Day (Lemon Demon, MST3K)
Lemon Demon - When He Died (Lemon Demon)
t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Russian Artists)

Smell Like A Mushroom All Day

01 - Goombuds [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- mario, games with level editors & musical references in super mario world
- random encounter/generic boss themes
- plants, shoes & walking
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First up, we got, eh.... Goombuds! The funny chestnut enemy from Super Mario World teamed up with the variant in Mario Maker 2... These two were aparta... 'Adventures In Hypnospace'. This thing hada fair share of gimmicks, what with there bein some sorta evil hidden losers bracket, and renders havin' some crunch to them as if they actually were from the early internet... But all that don't matter right now, we're on source focus!

These fellas are... okay, I think. Nothin' special, outside of being a ball of flavor plus a massive videa game franchise. Plenty ta work with here, though. Smooth out some edges, peel off the diary cheese, give 'em a bit more, all up to you, heheh!
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Paper Mario: The Origami King - Autumn Mountain Battle (Random Encounter Themes, Mario)
Nine Inch Nails - Bite The Hand That Feeds (SMW References: Reznor)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun (Walking)
Oliver Tree - Bury Me Alive (Plants)
Run DMC - My Adidas (Shoes)
Roy Orbison - You Got It (SMW References: Roy O. Koopa)
Walk The Moon - Shut Up and Dance (Walking)

Stomp The Hand That Feeds

Galoomba: (C'mon, old man. You may be a dinosaur, but this land's no place for a square like you. Head back to your meadow.)
Father Mooshroom: Я бы спросил, не хочешь ли ты поиграть в прятки, но ты бы просто потерялся еще на 23 года.
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01 - Goombuds [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- mario, games with level editors & musical references in super mario world
- random encounter/generic boss themes
- plants, shoes & walking

02 - Father Mooshroom [Source: Every Jam At Once]
- [𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 / 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥]
- Mushrooms & Cows
- Lemon Demon & MST3K
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Terraria - BOSS 1 [fluffyhairs remix] (Generic Boss Themes/𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Sandbox Games)
Nine Inch Nails - Closer (SMW References: Reznor)
Beethoven - Fur Elise [Klutch Dubstep Trap Remix] (SMW References: Ludwig Van Koopa)
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Credits (Mario)
Doja Cat - "Mooo!" (Cows)
TheFrodesDiD - Король Эндер Мира (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥)
ElementAnimation - 500 Chunks (Walking/𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥)
Lemon Demon - Ivanuska (Lemon Demon, MST3K, Mushrooms)
Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin' (Shoes, Walking)
Tetris 99 - Main Theme (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Russian Culture [Samples Korobeiniki])
MST3K - Theme Song (MST3K)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun (Walking)

[M1] Moo Moo Mushdown

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Father Mooshroom: Я должен превратить тебя и твоего друга в медведя за то, что они перешли мне дорогу... или, может быть, тануки подошёл бы лучше.

Father Mooshroom Wins!

Father Mooshroom - 13 Votes [56.5%]
Goombuds - 10 Votes [43.5%]

[M1] Results!

05.1 - Tick & Tock [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
> Steampunk, its associated artists/genres & dated tech
> TikTok/its trends & associated artists
> Time, Time travel, history, & anachronistic music
> Twins/siblings & emotional support
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Once again a little sendoff for these two, for all tha fans...

...And, wouldya look at that, since this is onea those spacey guys or whatever, they also had a dream journal entry there. But, uh... be aware, this'n's a little more, uh, brutal? Though I guess goin' from little plant guys to real genuine human may just do that. But yeah, again, Tick and Tock are doin' fine out 'ere, this is just what those hosts over there were tryin' ta do. Let's be glad they didn't ever have a chance to make those plans real...

Here's that there dream journal entry:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Gwmt3J8eYQMIX_ZbEKztT_3eKoNp11l9UpQOoyW0P-U/edit?usp=sharing

Stay tuned real soon for a bit more'a junk... and then like, eh, a vaguer "soon" for the rest 'a them. Hopefully I don't forget about 'em for 2 months again, heheh...
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Professor Elemental - Inn at the End of Time [Remix] (Time, Time Travel, Steampunk Associated / WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN: Science)
The Neighborhood - Sweater Weather (TikTok / WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN: The Cold)
Joji - Tick Tock (Time, TikTok, Associated Artists)

End Of The Line

Track  by: Carmel ( @carmelpart2 )
Art by: Weh (@weh-makes-the-funnies )
U.I by: Crack Frost ( twitter.com/crack_frost_ )

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''Yes... ha ha ha... YES! MR. RAGE has entered the fray as our first contestant! Uh- what's that? His name is actually Mario Judah? Hm... sorry, I couldn't tell, since all he says is ''I'M MR RAGE''. Either way, he's a PERFECT candidate for our WRATH slot. He's not even subtle about it! With INCREDIBLE rapping skills on his side, he's sure to make the opposition DIE VERY ROUGH! Or... lose... very rough. I couldn't get permission to actually kill the contestants, sorry.''
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WRATH - MARIO JUDAH
- Mario Judah and his collaborators/inspirations
- Trap, Emo Rap and Horrorcore
- Villain songs, songs that sound like them and heartbreak
- Murder, death and rage
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SOURCES USED:

- Blood // Water - grandson (Trap, Murder, Villain Song-Core)
- Lucid Dreams - Juice WRLD (Trap, Emo Rap, Heartbreak)
- Miss The Rage - Trippie Redd ft. Playboi Carti (lmao)
- Miss The Rage - Mario Judah (Mario Judah)
- Crush - Pendulum (Rage, Heartbreak)
- Die Very Rough - Mario Judah (Mario Judah)
- Mo Bamba - Sheck Wes (Trap)
- Kill All The Enemies - Mario Judah (Mario Judah)
- XO Tour Life - Lil Uzi Vert (Trap, Emo Rap, Heartbreak)
- Security Breach - Cam Steady (Trap, ''Horrorcore'')
- Werewolf - Lil Uzi Vert ft. Bring Me The Horizon (Trap)
- Peaches - Jack Black (Villain Songs, Heartbreak, Mario Judah's Collaborators [Super Fucking Mario])

THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES

Track created by @carmelpart2

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PEPE: There came a time where every star fall brought her to tears again... No, you'll never break me with these bright lights. You are never coming home, wizard.
MR. KADABRA: The wizard stares at the wandering soul. "...A long time ago, I was lost too," he solemnly says, "but a memory of me carried on and never faded away. Come, show me what you've worked so long and hard for."

Track Sources:
Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance (Both - MCR/Magic)
Luma - Super Mario Galaxy (Kadabra - Storybooks, Stars)
Suis Moi - Camille Dalmais ft. Hans Zimmer (Kadabra - Fables [Little Prince])
Cancer - My Chemical Romance (Pepe - MCR)
Time - Pink Floyd (Kadabra - Time)
Crawling - Linkin Park (Pepe - 2000's Hard & Alt Rock)
Eden - Aqua Timez (Kadabra - Fables, Magic [Magi: The Labyrinth Of Magic])
Love Theme - MOTHER 3 (Pepe - Memory)
Strange Love - Karen O' (Both - Undead/Children's Horror [Frankenweenie])
Shadows - Nightwish (Kadabra - Lostwave)
The Greatest Show - The Greatest Showman (Kadabra - Magic)
Mama - My Chemical Romance (Pepe - MCR)
Title Theme - In Stars And Time (Kadabra - Stars, Time)
A Kind Of Magic - Queen (Both - Glam Rock, Black Parade Inspirations/Magic)
Sleep - My Chemical Romance (Pepe - MCR)
Leaves From The Vine - Avatar: The Last Airbender [Reinaeiry Cover] (Kadabra - Nickelodeon)

PLAYER 2: Pepe
- My Chemical Romance, members/collaborators, and Black Parade's inspirations
- Rock operas, glam rock, and 2000's hard or alternative rock
- Parades, marching, and memory
- Skeletons, death/the undead, and artists or albums themed after either
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PLAYER 4: Mr. Kadabra
- Nickelodeon, childrens variety shows, and storybooks/fables
- Lost media/Lostwave, internet mysteries, and internet or childrens horror
- Wizards, magic, and stars
- Clocks and time

[FINALS P2] the spells wore off.

Art by @dreemstrider !

8: Garry Modulate

- Valve properties and their fancontent
- Ambient, trance & IDM artists
- ARGs and their associated media / artists
- Glitches, hacking, mods, and games known for them
- Science, technology, and sci-fi media

EXPLOIT: KNOWLEDGE
WISDOM: EXPERIMENTS
PSYCHIC: TOOLGUN
WEAKNESS: ERROR

SOURCES USED:
RiveR - Solo (Technology, hacking: Fitgirl Repacks)
Reactor Grits - Marble [2022 Mix] (Technology, hacking: Team R2R Ableton Keygen)
Breaking Benjamin - So Cold (Valve fan-content: I'm Still Seeing Breen)
Counter Strike: Global Offensive - Launch Trailer Theme (Valve)
Mike Morasky - Turret Wife Serenade (Valve, science, technology)
Jonathan Coulton, Ellen McLain - Want You Gone (Valve, science, technology)

CS.RinR

Tracks Used: 

F Song - Strawberry Guy
Dead Weight - Jack Stauber
Come Along With Me - Ashley Eriksson
GONE, GONE/THANK YOU - Tyler, The Creator
Here Comes A Thought - Estelle & AJ Michalka
Piel Canela [English Version] (feat. CIVIL) - JobbyTheHong
Star and Marco Voice Clips - Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil: Episode 31 & 37 (Season 4)

(Track, Art & Description by PolarOpposite44.)

ᴄʟᴇᴀᴠᴇᴅ.

[I guess i never expected to get this far, i mean not only the competition but just in general, a tourney like this was always doomed to end so soon? or was it just a series of bad decisions?, I guess I have no time to seconguess myself. I have to finish this, not just for me but for everyone. I can do this!.]

[𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 𝟬𝟳 - 𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗬 𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗦 𝗠𝗔-𝗛𝗔𝗡]

-The Fancy Pants Adventures, Stick Figures, Flash/Browser games and Newgrounds media (No Eddsworld)
(Squiggleville Theme, Note Block Battle, Sunshine Serenade)

-a-ha, it's members, collaborators and Top 80's hits/New Wave
(The Sun Always Shines on T.V., Billie Jean, Heartbreak Beat)

-Creativity, Imagination, Paper/Sketch, Arts & Crafts media
(Make Your Own Art Song, Sorry Jack, Whoever Brings The Night)

-Music/Memes form the Old/Golden Age Internet era, Alt and Scene culture
(Trance,  What What (In the Butt), The Drug in Me is You)

-Pants and other Clothes, Weird kid activities, Music and Counter Culture
(Baggy Trousers, Pretty Little Psycho, Go H4rd)
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By Adrien:

Waterflame - Blast Processing
Waterflame - Clutterfunk
Stamper - Mr. Finale
Analogik - BattleBlock Theater
snayk - growing on me]
Stamper - Emphasis on Scat 
Café Tacvba - Volver A Comenzar
Wallows - Scrawny

Return of the Hero

- The Living Tombstone - Globgogabgalab [Red Remix]
- Kendrick Lamar - m.A.A.d City
- La Caution - Thé à la menthe
- Endigo - Big Chungus
- BenjiXScarlet - Catnap VS Pomni Rap Battle
- Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us
- Aaron Fraser-Nash - Cursed Shrek Sings A Song
- Gangpol Und Mit - Don't Forget The Art
- Childish Gambino - Algorhythm
- Kendrick Lamar - DNA.
- Destroid - Funk Hole
- Mario Judah - Die Very Rough
- Aaron Fraser-Nash - Cursed Woody Sings A Song

@cursedgrok Generate me a mashup in Studio Ghibli Style [RED REMIX]

[Lost a lot of people on my way here, not dead just...  left. To be honest i wish i could go back to those days, it felt like nothing could stop me and the world felt brand new and exciting... no, i can't dwell too much on this feeling, gotta keep going, for the ones that are still here.]

[RUNAWAY 12 - ED, EDD'N EDDY]

-Ed, Edd n Eddy, Eddsworld, Their artists/collaborators and songs featured in them
(The Incredible Shrinking Day!, I Wish There Were Still Dinosaurs, The Sound of Silence)

-Cartoon Network, [adult swim], Hip Hop, Trip-Hop and Downtempo
(Cartoon Cartoons, Baggage Room, 7 Seconds ft. Neneh Cherry)

-Webcomics, Indie Web Animation and Animated Webseries
(Prism World, Places, Digital Land)

-Money/Greed, Scams/Schemes, The suburbs and Ordinary Life
(Opportunities, Cryptoland, The Crusaders)

-Streetlife, Gangs, Petty Crime and Misdemeanours
(Street Dreams, Hood Took Me Under, The Fun Lovin’ Criminal)

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By Adrien:
Yoyle Cake - Dinlkie
Adult Swim Beat 6-7(rare)
Joakim Karud - Dizzy
Ed, Edd, n Eddy ft. Rolf - Where Did All The Love Go 
Rebecca Sugar - True Kinda Love

Heart for Sale

[you know?... when this started, things were so... weird, a lot of stuff changed just seconds apart, people joined and died, there was never a dull moment, i dont remember the moment i felt it go so...empty...quiet and... miserable.]

[RUNAWAY 05 - COWBOY MARIO],
-The Super Mario franchise, it's fan-content and artists who've featured in it 
(Jump Up, Super Star!, Bowsette, Saxaboom)

-Cowboys, the Wild West, Banda and Country music
(Walking the Floor Over You, Gunslinging Outlaws, Stand by Your Man)

-Parties/Partying, Party Games, Night Life and Activities
(Birthday Party, Party in the U.S.A, SICKEST Mario Party RAP!!)

-Memories, Forgetting, Nostalgia, Common Mental afflictions, Phobias and Fears
(Glory Days, Can't Remember to Forget You, Everybody Hurts)

-The Past, History, Historical Events and Those that Left
(We Didn't Start the Fire, Sympathy For The Devil, American Pie)

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By Adrien:
Cage The Elephant  Cigarette Daydreams 
David Wise - Stickerbrush Symphony
Conan Gray - The Story 
John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads 
The Ink Spots - I don't want to set the world on fire 
Undertale OST_ 034 - Memory
lil darkie - fly away

ethanol clouds.

And testing is over! Our first match is over with 50 votes! Quite the reception for this round's first match! Thanks to everyone who voted and showing your support to our testers, but enough chit chat, it's time to reveal who is this match winner.
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POLKA DOT!!!

Polka Dot - 31 Votes (62%)
Apollo - 19 Votes (38%)

Polka Dot: Yay I won! Thanks for sharing your music with me Apollo, and good luck out there!

[R1M1] - Apollo Vs Polka Dot Results

A 12-man tourney, where y'all are in charge of making the characters better! Which trash piece will you make inta yer treasure?

00 - Nikolas Knackalus
01 - Goombuds
02 - Father Frostshroom
03 - Spamton Value Footwerk
04 - Dharkon Hellspawn
05 - Tick & Tock
06 - Fake Light Orchestra
07 - The Grady Twins
08 - Kimmy Schmidt
09 -
10 - Escape Artist
11 - MAD Newscaster
12 -

End Of The Line

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