Junktournia [in upload order]

Track provided by: @lasagna-cat-2
Art provided by: @lasagna-cat-2 (probably not permanent art)
Server: discord.gg/xNYbkpzKpU

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At last, they had found some place that wasn't stocked with Mario merchandise! Instead, however, it appeared to be... some sort of restaurant? Gaudy decorations and torn posters littered the walls, and Kirby was made hungry (well, hungrier than usual) by the fake pizzas decorating the place. Mammott, however, had a bad feeling about this place... was that marinara sauce staining the floor, or something else? Kirby, meanwhile, did not care, as he was too busy eyeing up the (somehow still fresh) pizzas.

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[SOURCES]
Leon Riskin - Underneath [...?]
My Singing Monsters - Cold Island [Mammott: Mobile games, in-game purchases, acapella, monsters, freaky creatures, MSM elements (Cold)]
Aerosmith - Dream On [Kirby: Dreams]
Miracle Musical - The Mind Electric [Kirby: Copy abilities (Spark, Plasma, PSI)]
Leon Riskin - Watch Your 6 [...?]
Post Malone, Swae Lee - Sunflower [Kirby: Copy abilities (Spider)]

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KIRBY

- HAL, second-party Nintendo, and any genres Kirby has ventured into
- Kawaii Bass, Picopop, and other cute genres
- Friendship, hearts, and things that are round, pink, or friend shaped
- Celestial objects, space, dreams, and food
- Copy abilities and previous opponents

MAMMOTT

- Mobile games and games with in-game purchases
- Ice, cold, extinction, and what is extinct
- Acapella and monophonic music
- Monsters, freaky creatures, and media heavily centered around them
- Elements in My Singing Monsters

as always, remember to smile

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OMEGA FLOWEY: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION OF LOSER'S FINALS - THE ROCK!

FLOWEY'S FACE OFF: 57.9% (66 VOTES)
BRENDON SPONGIE: 42.1% (48 VOTES)

[LOSERS FINALS] RESULTS

Howdy, Humans! Welcome to Junkternia! If yer listening to this track... yer a frog now. Sorry. No Takesies backsies! But hey, if you e'er wanna get back to being a mammal again, I think I got just the plan fer ya.

Y'see, I've been digging through this guy's trash fer a while, and... yeah, it's got some sorta interestin' stuff. But... eh, I feel like it could be even *more* interestin', yknow?

So, here's the deal... I wanna have you all make 'em interestin! It'll be formatted like one-a-yah's music tourneys. I put two ideas up, just like I found'm, maybe throwing in some boring normal info just for some slight claryfication.

Then we have a match, where it's up to youall to pick yer fav, and IMPROVE it! Yeha, fer yer vote, you gotta add on to the character! It can be just some bettr formattin' for someathose older trash pieces, maybe you addin a concept buff 'er somethin', I dunno... but, then, after votin' closes, the idea that won? Gets those 'er buffs! Well, at least... as many that seemed common, or ones that I persenally liked. Maybe we can holda sorta vote if I like more than one… we’ll see. Oh, and the loser? Haha, the loser is instantly shredded and deystroyed forever. No loser's brackets 'ere! If you wanna see someone improve... improve 'em yerself! I'ma busy wizard! I got other humans to scam!

I've got 12 different ideas 'ere, a seta 4 from 3 seperate whole scrapped projedohickies, can you believe it? We'll be goin' through all of 'em, but don't expect too much ofa schedule... it's just gonna be a match when I can do it, ye know? But don'tya fret, I've got two ideas from the trash comin' up real soon...

Oh, and uh, send this track to 5 of yer friends or you'll only be able to type ribbit for the rest'a yer life. Ima Wizard, I can do that. Now go!

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00 - Nikolas Knackalus
Jackbox Games, Party Games & Trash/Trinkets
Magic, It’s Users & High Fantasy Media
Folksy Genres, Songs using the Banjo & Frogs

Junktopia - Lobby
Louie Zong - a very good wizard (Magic Users, High Fantasy Media)
The Oh Hellos - Soldier, Poet, King (Folksy Genres, High Fantasy Media)
The Adventure Zone - Fantasy Costco Jingle (High Fantasy Media/Trinkets)
Little Mix - Trash (Trash)

A Very Good Trash Wizard

02 - Father Mooshroom [Source: Every Jam At Once]
- [𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 / 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥]
- Mushrooms & Cows 
- Lemon Demon & MST3K
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Ah, Father Mooshroom... a mooshroom from Minecraft mixed with tha Father Mushroom from Ivanuska, the Lemon Demon song thing. Or, I guess moreso that actual mushroom man from the MST3K episode the song's referencin'. This one was aparta this project called 'Every Jam At Once'- based on the genre website dohickey spotify has. They picked two super obscure or just plain funny genres from there and tried goin' an' makin' a character from it. Which is a fine enough gimmick I guess, until you see that the genres picked were also meant to function as a flavor/media source too? Which can get mighty confusin'. 

Here, we got "Russian Pixel" and "Pixel" as his 'Jam'. Though I guess they used to be specifically 
"Russian Minecraft" and "DreamSMP"- can't say spotify didn't do nothin' for ya, they destroyed dreamsmp and replaced it with... er... pixels. You can geta sense of what they pull from the track itself.

In terms of fixin 'em up, I'd say just givin' 'im proper sources in place of the genre wackyness could be an improvement already... but whatta I know, I'm just a trash wizard!
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MST3K - Jonah's Kaiju Rap (Every Country has a Monster) (MST3K)
Compot - Головы на завтрак (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥)
Lena Raine - Spirit of Hospitality (𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Minecraft Musicians)
Lemon Demon - Smell Like A Cookie All Day (Lemon Demon, MST3K)
Lemon Demon - When He Died (Lemon Demon)
t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Russian Artists)

Smell Like A Mushroom All Day

01 - Goombuds [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- mario, games with level editors & musical references in super mario world
- random encounter/generic boss themes
- plants, shoes & walking
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First up, we got, eh.... Goombuds! The funny chestnut enemy from Super Mario World teamed up with the variant in Mario Maker 2... These two were aparta... 'Adventures In Hypnospace'. This thing hada fair share of gimmicks, what with there bein some sorta evil hidden losers bracket, and renders havin' some crunch to them as if they actually were from the early internet... But all that don't matter right now, we're on source focus!

These fellas are... okay, I think. Nothin' special, outside of being a ball of flavor plus a massive videa game franchise. Plenty ta work with here, though. Smooth out some edges, peel off the diary cheese, give 'em a bit more, all up to you, heheh!
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Paper Mario: The Origami King - Autumn Mountain Battle (Random Encounter Themes, Mario)
Nine Inch Nails - Bite The Hand That Feeds (SMW References: Reznor)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun (Walking)
Oliver Tree - Bury Me Alive (Plants)
Run DMC - My Adidas (Shoes)
Roy Orbison - You Got It (SMW References: Roy O. Koopa)
Walk The Moon - Shut Up and Dance (Walking)

Stomp The Hand That Feeds

Galoomba: (C'mon, old man. You may be a dinosaur, but this land's no place for a square like you. Head back to your meadow.)
Father Mooshroom: Я бы спросил, не хочешь ли ты поиграть в прятки, но ты бы просто потерялся еще на 23 года.
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01 - Goombuds [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- mario, games with level editors & musical references in super mario world
- random encounter/generic boss themes
- plants, shoes & walking

02 - Father Mooshroom [Source: Every Jam At Once]
- [𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 / 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥]
- Mushrooms & Cows
- Lemon Demon & MST3K
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Terraria - BOSS 1 [fluffyhairs remix] (Generic Boss Themes/𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Sandbox Games)
Nine Inch Nails - Closer (SMW References: Reznor)
Beethoven - Fur Elise [Klutch Dubstep Trap Remix] (SMW References: Ludwig Van Koopa)
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Credits (Mario)
Doja Cat - "Mooo!" (Cows)
TheFrodesDiD - Король Эндер Мира (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥)
ElementAnimation - 500 Chunks (Walking/𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥)
Lemon Demon - Ivanuska (Lemon Demon, MST3K, Mushrooms)
Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin' (Shoes, Walking)
Tetris 99 - Main Theme (𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐥 - Russian Culture [Samples Korobeiniki])
MST3K - Theme Song (MST3K)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun (Walking)

[M1] Moo Moo Mushdown

TRACK SUBMITTED BY: [@memphis-576218917]
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MATPAT: Today, we’re finally getting to the bottom of-
THE COLOSSUS: THROW IT BACK, MAGGOT! THROW IT BACK! 
THE CASHGRAB: ₕₑₛᵣᵢgₕₜbₑₕᵢₙdₘₑᵢₛₙₜₕₑ (Twerking)
THE (OTHER) CASHGRAB: ᵾħ øħ! (Twerking)
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Songs used:
The Living Tombstone Ft. Crusher P - I Can't Fix You (Media featured in infamous theories/Bullshit plots/Destruction/Causes of WWIII)
clipping. - Work Work (Murder/Theater actors)
Killer Mike - Reagan (Politics/Positions of power/Dark timelines/Murder/Gain)
Freddie Dredd - Limbo (White guys/Lil Darkie collaborators)
Queen - We Will Rock You (White guys/Theatre kid music)
ERB - Barack Obama VS Mitt Romney (White guys/Politics/Positions of power)
Tom Cardy - Hey, I Don't Work Here (White guys/Comedians/Positions of power)
DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain, Snoop Dogg - All I Do Is Win ( )
cal scruby - MONEY BUY DRUGS (White guys)
Childish Gambino - This is America (Politics/Murder/Comedians)
Your Favorite Martian ft. Nice Peter - Whip Your Kids (Hatred)
Mother Mother - Hayloft (White guys/Theatre kid music/Murder/Hatred)
Lil Darkie - SHOOT PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE(Lil Darkie/Trap metal)
Ludacris - How Low (Innuendos/Twerking/Channels concepts: The Style Theorists)
Lil Darkie - TRAP METAL (Lil Darkie/Trap metal)
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(ALTERNATE 02 - THE CASHGRAB)
- DREAMWORKS & ARTISTS FEATURED IN THEIR FILMS
- PROZD MEDIA/REFERENCES & COMEDIANS
- DANCING, TWERKING & INNUENDOS
- DJ KHALED, HIS COLLABORATORS & GENERIC/SHITTY TRAILER MUSIC
- HATRED, BUSINESS, PROFIT & GAIN

(FUCKED 10 - THE COLOSSUS)
- Lil Darkie, his collaborators & members of Spider Gang
- Experimental Hip-Hop, Trap Metal & Cloud Rap
- Patriotism, politics, & positions of power
- Destruction, murder, explosives & causes of World War III
- Dystopian media/dark timelines

(FUCKED 17 - MATPAT)
- MatPat & his collaborators/channels' concepts
- Online webseries' & media featured in his infamous theories
- White guys
- Theories, analyzation, bullshit plots & ARGs
- Musical theatre, its actors & theatre kid music

[ LR2M2 - BOSS! ] BLAME IT ON THE CONJURE

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Father Mooshroom: Я должен превратить тебя и твоего друга в медведя за то, что они перешли мне дорогу... или, может быть, тануки подошёл бы лучше.

Father Mooshroom Wins!

Father Mooshroom - 13 Votes [56.5%]
Goombuds - 10 Votes [43.5%]

[M1] Results!

01.1 - Goombuds [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- mario, musical references in the franchise & games with level editors
- generic boss / random encounter themes & common enemy types
- NES/SNES library & wii u/switch exclusives
- footwear, forward movement, and plants/fungi
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I was really holdin' out hope for these two fellas.... but hey, at least tha goombuds didn't get stomped!

Despite gettin' the lower amount of votes, these two had somea my fav ideas from ye all... in fact, this woulda been the first character to have a votable buff! The top one is just tha one I made from their base sourcelist, but there were two other concepts I was really wantin to put in the runnin...

01.1 - Goombuds' Revenge (Goombuds teamed with an edgy SMB Goomba)
- mario, musical references in the franchise & games with level editors
- newgrounds, flash, and general 2000s gritty reboots/gaming parodies
- random encounter/generic boss themes, and the NES/SNES library
- mario enemy types, shoes, walking, and other things goombas do

 01.1 - Walk the Goombasaur (Goombuds themed around the Walk the Dinosaur song)
- mario, artists it's featured/referenced, and level editors
- core funk and '80s R&B
- plants, fungi and prehistory
- shoes, walking and dancing

Botha these were super fun, and this kinda creativity is why I wanted to see all yer ideas. Y'all humans can be pretty clever every now and then. 

But, acourse, they lost, so they're gonna go in the dumpster for good. There'll be a sendoff for 'em (that'll be the next track before we get back with the next two), but after that, they won't be appearin' ever again.  At least officially, ye know. Y'all are free to use 'em in whatever, or make fantracks or whatnot, as long as at least some credit is handed over to yer old pal Nikolas.
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Super Mario Maker 2 - Trailer Theme (Mario, Level Editors)
Warioware DIY - Body Rock (Mario, Level Editors)
Paper Mario - Battle Theme (Mario, Random Encounter Themes)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun (Walking)
Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (SMW References: Reznor)

Victory! Goombuds

05 - Tick & Tock [Source: Adventures In Hypnospace]
- steampunk associated media/genres 
- time, time travel & anachronistic music
- tiktok, it's trends & associated artists
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First repeat of'a projectdohikey... back inta Hypnospace. These two are an odd bunch- based one onea those TikToks that they rep, I think it said it was made by AtomicTwins or somethin? I dunno... The important thing is that it had some steampunk people called "Tick" and "Tock" and that 30 second vid created a character somehow, heh.

These two are honestly, eh, not tha worst? Could definitely use a bit more... Maybe try and tie 'em to an actual steampunk media instead of just tha vague concept? Or just expand on some made up lore for 'em, there's plenty a angles for yer sub to go. 
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The Cog is Dead - The Depths Below (Steampunk)
The Cog is Dead - BANG! (Steampunk, Associated Artists: AJR)
SIX the Musical - Haus of Holbein (TikTok, Anachronistic)
Lizzo - About Damn Time (TikTok, Associated Artists, Time)
A Hat In Time - She Came From Outer Space [The Musical Ghost Remix] (Time, Anachronistic: Electro Swing)

pov: it's about damn time.

Music: CREATE NEW WORLD
Artwork: Kyra (https://twitter.com/zuragaan)
Character Represented: xX_BlazingBad420_Xx 
Songs Used:
Helynt, GameChops - Mice on Venus (Minecraft)
Tryhardninja - Find the Pieces (Minecraft/VGM Fansongs)
Jim White, Aimee Mann, M. Ward, Joe Henry - Static on the Radio (Breaking Bad Universe)
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Discord: https://discord.gg/sTj7c4eQ9G
YouTube Mirror: https://youtu.be/RjsB2gF794s
Website: https://remixrumble.carrd.co/#
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xX_BlazingBad_Xx
- Minecraft OST, Parodies, Fantracks, & Composers
(Pigstep, Subwoofer Lullaby, Fallen Kingdom, Don't Mine At Night, Aether OST, Lena Raine, C418)
- MLG Culture, Dubstep and Glitch-Hop
(Turn Down For What, My Hope Will Never Die, TheFatRat, Skrillex)
- Drugs, Chemicals, & Science
(Smoke Weed Everyday, TeenX, Toxic, BLEACH, Weird Science, Hojo's Lab)
- JT Music & Other VG Fansong Artists
(Down To The Bone, Can't Be Erased, DAGames, CG5, Dan Bull)
- Sandbox & Voxel Aesthetic Games
(Terraria, Don't Starve, Cube World, Trove)
- Breaking Bad Universe's Songs, Artists or Memes
(Gnarls Barkley, Crystal Blue Persuasion, ABBA, Dark Fantasy)
- AMC, & Shows Popularized Through Netflix
(The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Squid Game, Cyberpunk: Edgerunners)

CREATE NEW WORLD

Hijacker 12 – Handsome Jack
-Gearbox Software, shooter games, guns, and high-tech weaponry [NO IN-GAME RADIOS i.e. Fortnite’s or GTA’s] (Borderlands, 21 Guns, Atom Bomb Baby)
-Self-aware and 4th-wall-breaking media, alongside media filled with pop culture references (Deadpool, The Stanley Parable, South Park)
-The CEO Grindset, people with it, and suaveness (Cruelty Squad, Elon Musk, Fearless Hero)
-People with extreme charisma and sigma activities (Brian David Gilbert, Steve Jobs, Stalkin’ Your Mom)

Lisa the Pointless - Blowout (Self-Aware Games)
Jukio Kallio - Where The Guns At (Guns, CEO Grindset: Yung Venuz)
Green Day - 21 Guns (Guns)
Tech N9ne - Face Off (Guns, CEO Grindset)
The Cab - Angel With A Shotgun (Guns)
Stamper - Buckle Your Pants (Self-Aware & 4th Wall Breaking Games, Extreme Charisma: The Narrator)
Oliver Tree - Hurt (CEO Grindset)
Migos ft Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee (Guns)
Mars Argo - Using You (Extreme Charisma: Mars Argo)
Dan Bull - You're Special (Shooters)
YourFavoriteMartian - Rich People $hit (CEO Grindset)
Brutalmoose - Gone (Extreme Charisma: Brutalmoose)
Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked (Shooters, Entire 2nd Source)

This Is The Part Where You Give Up

TRACK BY MADDY ( @lasagna-cat-2 )
ART BY ROSE SHRIMP ( @rosello-xanthis )

❄☟☜ 🏱💧🕆☜👎⚐💧👍⚐☼🏱✋⚐☠

- ACE OF HEARTS, THEIR COLLABORATORS, AND INDIE/PIANO ROCK
- HEARTBREAK, LONELINESS, MEMORIES, AND ALCOHOL
- GLITCHES, THE COLD, AND BODY HORROR
- NOTHING HERE IS REAL. INCLUDING ME.
- I'M HUNGRY.

Nine Inch Nails - Hurt [Loneliness, NOTHING HERE IS REAL, media centered around clones: Rick and Morty]
Ace of Hearts - Monophobia II [Ace of Hearts]
Junichi Masuda - Lavender Town [👁️]

ace.mp3

(CONTESTANT 1 - W. D. GASTER) [ Art by @eggboite ]

G: Remind me again why we started with the person who wanted to be here the least?
A: it's funny.

- Toby Fox media and its fan-content
- Science, Machines, and Doctors
- Darkness, Hands, and Secrets
- Glitches or Unused / Beta Content

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GSO - DEADRINGER (Toby Fox)
Shadrow - Dr. Gaster (Toby Fox)
Toby Fox - Vs. Susie (Toby Fox)
The Living Tombstone - I Wanna Be A Machine (Machines)
Man on the Internet - THE WORLD REVOLVING (Toby Fox)
Set It Off - Wolf In Sheep's Clothing (Toby Fox Fan-Content / Secrets)
MGMT - Little Dark Age (Darkness)
Toby Fox - Gaster's Theme (Toby Fox)

DEAD TO RIGHTS

A 12-man tourney, where y'all are in charge of making the characters better! Which trash piece will you make inta yer treasure?

00 - Nikolas Knackalus
01 - Goombuds
02 - Father Frostshroom
03 - Spamton Value Footwerk
04 - Dharkon Hellspawn
05 - Tick & Tock
06 - Fake Light Orchestra
07 - The Grady Twins
08 - Kimmy Schmidt
09 -
10 - Escape Artist
11 - MAD Newscaster
12 -

[M1] Results!

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