Lyrics

[Chorus]
So cool, yeah, so cool
Everyone says it's plain to see
So cool, yeah, so cool
I wish they were talkin' 'bout me
 
[Verse 1]
Nobody likes me, boy not so nice
So much a loser, Beck's asking advice.
I'm a killed conversation causa
So awkward got a cringe from Aubrey Plaza
 
Got no friends like it's not NBC
Phone's off? Is {Office} this reality?
Cuz I got no texts, no community, no others
Oh I got one, nein nein, it's from my mother (Mommy)

Always tryin' to start a thing, but I'm streets behind 
And it's not fetch in anyone's mind
I can never pull it off, gotta pay the lame tax
I can't even put the pussy on the chainwax

[Chorus]
So cool, yeah, so cool
Everyone says it's plain to see
So cool, yeah, so cool
But I wish they were talkin' 'bout me

[Verse 2]
Like a bad lawyer, can't get anyone off 
Not even myself, jack *cough*
No one wants to hold me, not even in contempt
Please strike that off the record in advance, preempt

You can only last five minutes, damn
I wish I came close, Mr. Marathon Man
Girls don't go gaga, girls don't go gloat
It's so small, on me, it's a shallow throat

People be like fluffers (Oh?), they be reaching hard (Oh!)
Trying not to come when they find out I'll be there
Oops I was supposed to say thar
I can't even spit right, rhyme scheme err

[Chorus]
So cool, yeah, so cool
Everyone says it's plain to see
So cool, yeah, so cool
I wish they were talkin' 'bout me

[Verse 3]
I mess everything up that I've done
Always failing my life's a nat 1
Automatic car, got no clutch
Midas touch, more like the I miss much

Oh wow, that one was bad
I'm sorry about that
Not good looking enough for the show
Girls see me at the club and they go:

"Oh him? He's not bad I guess. but I mean really? him? I dunno like fine?"
I'll take it

Flying cheap I'm sittin economy,
But im so short, I'm still comfortable
No punchline, that's just a fact
Middle seat still sucks though

[Chorus]
So cool, yeah, so cool
Everyone says it's plain to see
So cool, yeah, so cool
I wish they were talkin' 'bout me

[Final Chorus]
So cool, yeah, so cool
Like he's on a chilling spree
So cool, yeah, so cool
But that will never be me

(Let the beat play out)

So Cool

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So Cool

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