Is in winter yet? A fun imperfect take on SZA's SNL song. Shout out to SZA, please don't C&D me too fast. I only snatched the chorus LOL.

[Intro]
Look, baby, I don’t wanna see no protein shakes, no keto diets—nah… 
I want a man built for survival. 
That post-apocalyptic love. 
Bring the big boys outside, it’s your season.

Mmm… winter’s here, baby.
And I don’t need no little spoon.
Big boys…
report to the dance floor.

"Ragazze", let's ride

[Verse]
Cuffin’ weather, I don’t do no little coats
I need a man who double as a bodyboat
Big frame, big game, yeah he got the glow
When he step inside the club
They like “mamma mia whoa”
(mamma mia!)

Pasta weight, never miss a plate (nope)
Calories in the bank, baby
Gain the estate (stack it)
Ride it in the kitchen, hear the cabinet shake
He built like amore
Good girl, can’t escape 

[Verse]
Pull up, winter chill
Need a heater, not a lightweight
Body like a mountain, I can climb it on a Friday
Strong hands, soft heart
Yeah he built like a fortress
I don’t do no half-size love
I need the full portions

Sweater weather
But he don’t even need a sweater
All that thickness, hugging me
Couldn’t feel better
They say abs are cute but baby I’m grown now
I want a man that can hold it down
Lay a whole house down

[Pre-Chorus]
I ain’t tryna play with no lightweight lover
He the kind that make a full-size bed feel smothered
Arms like a fortress
Waist like a throne
And when he picks me up
I feel right at home

[Chorus]
It’s cuffing season
And now we got a reason to get a big boy
I need a big boy
Give me a big boy

It’s cuffing season
All the girls are leaving 
To get a big boy (big boy!)
I need a big boy (big boy!)
I want my boys (mio dio)

BIG BOY! BIG BOY! BIG BOY! BIG BOY! 

[Verse]
He’s got layers
Like lasagna in the oven
Thick where it count
Yeah that’s real lovin’
You on a diet? Baby, that’s tragic (so sad)
I need a man who carry heat, no jacket
Can’t handle all this?
Stay in your lane (skrrt)
Big boy make a Cali girl scream his name
When he wrap around, it’s a weighted blanket
More man, more love
Yeah, you can’t fake it

[Bridge]
Big like his plans, big like his hands
Big boy body got me breaking all the plans
Toss me like dough
Knead me like bread
Bigger the man, bigger the—uh—enough said

[Chorus]
It’s cuffing season
And now we got a reason to get a big boy (big boy!)
I need a big boy
Give me a big boy

It’s cuffing season
All the girls are leaving 
To get a big boy (big boy!)
I need a big boy (big boy!)
I want my boys (tutti miei ragazzi)

[Verse]
He built like a safe
All my secrets locked inside
Arms like a weighted blanket on a late night
Got me feelin’ like I’m tucked in luxury linen
Thick thighs, thick love
Thick checks, yeah he winnin’
He got that grown man weight
No calorie count
When I sit up on his lap
It’s a love discount
Don’t need no six-pack
I need a six-foot snack
The kind of meal make you swear you never lookin’ back

Big energy, big love, big plans
Big footprints in the snow from my big man
He my personal furnace
I don’t need no firewood
When he wrap me up
It’s the way that desire should

[Chorus]
It’s cuffing season
And now we got a reason to get a big boy
I need a big boy
Give me a big boy (big, big, big boy)
It’s cuffing season
All the girls are leaving 
To get a big boy (big boy!) 
I need a big boy (big boy!)
I want my boys (mio dio)

BIG BOY 
BIG BOY 
BIG BOY BOY
Big BOY
BIG BOY

C’mon, baby…
Bring the belly
Bring the love handles, bring it all.
I said no cardio kings tonight
Only cuddle thrones!
Where my thick kings at? 
Make some noise!

Big boys only on this side…
Skinny boys to the back, (get back)
If you built like a cuddle, we built like a vibe…
I’m out. bring me my plate.

BIG BOY BIG BOY

Big Boy

KSL | Songwriter
A storm in silk. Not for everyone
Mystery. Control. Dark lips. Quiet power
Curated chaos. Timeless taste
Everything else? Background noise