Video release: March 27th

Mason the Nation as Kazoo Kid (video)
Shimario as Kazoo Kid (audio)
RNG as I Like Trains Kid

Written by Oofie, RNG, Mason The Nation, Pixel Chris, DGB, WDRB, CCRB and WAN
Mixed by JordanShowish
I Like Trains’ vocals mixed by Oofie
Beat produced by Beatg33kz
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Kazoo Kid (0:11):
I’m an internet icon who’s rockin the kazoo!
Going up against...wait a minute. Who are you?
Never said a word but stepped to me, is this a joke?
Because you keep getting run over more than you choke!
Would need a mine turtle to compete when you drop a verse
Overused phrase? Undeserved praise? I LOVE IT but worse!
Too lazy to animate? Powerpoint slide will do the job
But judging from your series, it seems you did the flop!

I Like Trains (0:34):
Hey kid. I like trains.
But from me, your creator? Insane.
Like the loco itself, when I’m in the room, the win’s expected
While you went on half an hour to say what message?
You were an instructor, but in this rap, I’m the conductor
Your film got the type of vibes of: “Oh shit did they abduct her?”
VHS like this battle cause you’ve lost and that's that
With everything about my character, of course, I run the track.

Kazoo Kid (0:57):
Your creator went off the Rails, it’s no wonder you like trains
This sociopath mass murders then just says “I feel great”
You’re no Fun! Fun! Fun! A one liner whose maker’s slacking
Was your hospital a highway? 'Cause that's where accidents happen!

I Like Trains (1:08):
Getting ran over was more pleasant than hearing your rapping
Going for the Gould but with the solid lines that you’re lacking
The train is coming closer, best have your seat belt fastened
‘Cause your defeat came before this incident happ-*speeding train sound*

Kazoo Kid Vs I Like Trains - Rap Clash!

Alen as Morshu
Light as Villager
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering: Light
Beat Produced by: Kustom
Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

(Intro)

Morshu:
Swords? Shields? Bows? They're yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies.

Villager:
PEH! I've got emeralds!

Morshu:
You have What.

(0:14) Morshu:
Squidward walks in my shop; I can't help but think I'll be a victim, 
'Cause his putrid ass makes it look like a hungry Zombie bit him
My ruthless waves of verbal raids will murder any mob or player
Your father left when you were young? Call him a Wandering Trader
Markus started spouting theories so Gates made him take his exit
Microsoft designers be like: “Sorry Notch, we can't give any credit.”
My jokes are classic and timeless, not your quickly dying trends
You wanna suck my balls? They’re yours, my friend.

(0:39) Villager:
PEH! You're fucking ugly; this is from someone that looks fecal
Your raps were so shitty, call that verse The Feces of Evil
I wouldn’t spare a single gemstone on the shit that stocks your shelves
How bout you take your cheap ass rope and go fucking hang yourself
The general public when seeing your games drop: EH, EH, EH, EH
Lending precious emeralds inside of your shitshop? PEH, PEH, PEH, PEH
Players gain better experiences when axing me for my drops
While shitlords farm your garbage memes I'll continue farming my crops

(1:03) Morshu:
I've blown your ass out of the water; you should've expected it
When my mighty bombsack’s twice the size of your tiny testificates
This useless dipshit nitwit can't handle the rhymes I deliver
Perhaps return when you're a little more, mmm.. Quicker
You’re not even gainful when you’re negating
I’d go to the Nether if I wanted good trading
Your only true use is when speedrunners come
To ransack your beds and leave you decaying
Catch me swimming in rubies, to the victor goes the spoils
So suck my Wand of Gamelon and chug down my lamp oil!

(1:27) Villager:
How could any visitor trust the deals you try to incite?
You can’t even manage to get the name of your own jewel right
Should’ve kept it to two lines; now it’s time you’re wiped out
As you make like all of your awful consoles and die out
This contest is pointless, from the first bar that I spat you got your stupid ass handed
Trying to fire shots is fruitless, need I remind you that both your games are non canon
Before I finish, I’ll give you a gift; generosity like this is so rare
Consider it a parting tip, some clippers for your nasty nose hair

(1:51) Morshu:
Fuck off with your stones, you can’t match up to my racks, bitch
All Steve wants from you is your food and a blacksmith

(1:57) Villager:
Beating me in this duel? Heh. You must have been misled.
You look like more of a dumb ass than the top of your fucking head (PEH!)

Morshu vs. Villager. Rap Battle #2

Rick Grimes:
Coming out from the woodwork, it’s sheriff Rick Grimes
Seen enough infected bodies to know about sick rhymes
I’ve popped off on walkers and thugs on the frenzy
And now I’ll fire off this zombie from the N-Team  
AMC’s packing seats, this emcee’s packing heat
Stacking beef to slash the beat on Castlevania’s tragedy
Cuz Rick’s got a trick shot for this plot, so piss off
I see Barbie and He-Man sent their son to go hip hop
I’m faithful to my squad, Belmonts ain’t even near it
You’re outclassed by your granddaddy when it comes to team spirit
I’ll die with my loved ones, while you rot on the NES
You can’t boss me around kid, this ain’t Simon Says

Simon Belmont:
That crew won’t trust you without a gun safe
There's no "I" in team, same goes for your son’s face
You rain blood on the bible, those sins are unforgettable
Here, you would spend the rest of your life in a confessional
Let me give you some posts for your apocalypse, Grimes!
I’m putting bookmarks in your mind, like your son smoking your wife
The way you scream at your friends and kick them out, you’ll be next
I’ll cross you out like the way walkers crossed out your ex
Go adopt another spinoff like it was your step daughter
You’re dragging your plot on so much, you turn your watchers into Walkers
And calling more cops wouldn’t make the gore stop
I’m gonna whip through this pig and get myself a pork chop

Rick Grimes:
Enjoy your last quest, soon you’ll be left behind
No wonder a series with Dracula got sucked dry
You don’t clap foes in Smash Bros, you’re off the trail
Your final smash could barely even quake the Richter scale

Simon Belmont:
My kill count stacks a whole evolution of beasts
You’d barely hold your own against a bunch of rotten meat
Now Simon’s Quest is finished, I won’t hear more from this sinner
The tables have turned for another final dinner

Simon Belmont vs. Rick Grimes - Rap Battle!

bishop valentine - bait (prod. by ooskully)

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Mixed & mastered by me.


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Guess

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House, Trap remixed By PHIP

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[COVER] - Happy Appy vs Flowey the Flower.

LYRICS

The Neighbor:
I’m trying to live in peace, could you step out of my house please?
‘Fore I leave you grounded after I throw you out of boundaries
There’s more frights in your crude map than whatever this ghoul has
Ditch the Itch.io, you’re better fit for CoolMath
Flipping the game’s script, your fourth wall-breaking techniques are ancient
I’m bringing a new age of gaming horror- you’re in need of a face-lift
Your concept turned brainless, I’ll send Dr. Frankenstein into the basement
Not able to phase this, a bigger failure than your creation!

No Players Online:
This neighbor best stay off my lawn if he knows what my game holds
Mobile stole your mechanics and crafted Granny from the same mold
Make like your son and shove it; your daughter and dollars hit the floor hard. 
Even my intentional bugs are less frequent than yours are
Crumble a family when I crash the server list
Well, at least what’s left of it, once your car had short-circuited
Not even Hide and Seek could recapture the mass	
Because I’m stealing this win like we’re playing Capture the Flag
Once I’m in your sight, there’s no more running. It’s warned if you join, you’ll be scorned with
Rhymes like your productions, with how you’re rushed in. You’re worse than the dads that play you and record it!
Milked to death by every kids channel, it’s a surprise you were even given the spotlight
When you bound to crash down back to your actual relevance and there’s No Players Online

The Neighbor:
Scripted encounters are the only time that you could manage to shake tracks
Went from a quiet stalker to "Honey, I Put You On The Quake Map!"
You dropped the ball but I’m experienced with kickin’ rowdy kids!
My size is piercing skies, but your mind’s still made the cloudiest
You’re leaving players to find numbers in bullets, but it’s still not as mind-boggling 
How you think you'd win with rhymes like your experiments- a farther reach than a doggy leash
A plothole bigger than the year gap, VHS tapes can’t mask how you’re on ice
The only things fans are waiting for is a sequel: “No Hot Singles Online”

No Players Online:
Critics shot you down ever since your first beta release 
My servers even gain new players when I’m begging them to leave 
With your kind of broken life, it’s insisted that you load save
So many updates, they flooded your rooms, now you’re digging your own grave

CREDITS

Gridline Studios (Mr. Tibbs) as The Neighbor
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOOMjwHWvLMJFqpNypqVA6g
Razzy as No Players Online
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi and GamingPlush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
Mixed by Rabi (Beat) and GamingPlush64 (Vocals)
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Rabi

No Players Online vs. Hello Neighbor - Rap Battle

epic salad fingers spittin aw yea lets go eddie

#SPITTINGCHALLENGE2020 Salad Fingers Verse Dustin

roll up on the spot
imma fuck your window up
imma fuck your window up
i got too much in my cup
now im going off the law
always landin' on the top
like a wet sock
im inconvenient to pussies tryna step and get my spot
got louis in my car
don't see me drive around cause i don't fuck with your block
city full of dirty money
boutta make me drop
don't got six pack
but my wrists wet
you ain't see that
you ain't get that
you ain't know that
but i know that
all you snakey mothafuckas turn around
fuck with me unload this draco in your mouth
money up while all these bitches going down
fuck your corny shit if you hate on my sound
i ain't worried bout that shit
i aint a pacifist but i ain't got the will to handle shit
i see these lame boys actin like they know me
like they homies
but i know the drill
suckin up to G's so dedicated
they don't even spill a drop
it's in our nature, they ain't gonna stop

got that money set
got my bitches wet
loadin' in the tec 
now i'm gonna check
too much drip, underwater like atlanta
saucin way too hard
energetic like im fanta
i don't fuck with setups
i don't fuck with setups
send em down the drain
now these bros neglectin
fallin any second
fallin any second
i was sent from hell
but my flow like heaven

roll up on the spot
imma fuck your window up
roll up on the spot
imma fuck your window up
roll up on the spot
imma fuck your window up
roll up on the spot
imma fuck your window up
imma fuck your window up
i got too much in my cup
now im going off the law
always landin' on the top
imma fuck your window up
i got too much in my cup
now im going off the law
always landin' on the top
imma fuck your window up
i got too much in my cup
now im going off the law
always landin' on the top
imma fuck your window up
i got too much in my cup
now im going off the law
always landin' on the top

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