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We Be Going To Da Holy Land by The Tribe

As heard on The Dick Show - Episode 115 (1:58:20) https://thedickshow.com/episode-115/
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Inspired by and containing samples from "Fuck Women" performed by @assburger-2
Listen now: https://soundcloud.com/assburger-2/fuck-women
Used with permission from Assburger.

Lyrics and Vocals: @lakembra
Production: @lakembra, @aciou & @samglaze
Mix/Master: @samglaze
Art: @CalloftheDeep (twitter)

Lyrics:
I love big chicks, fatties, girls with titties like beef patties flapping while they jumping jacking 
Doesn't matter, Imma fuck em like a jackhammer 'til my dick shatter,  it's open slather 
I'll attack her like a raptor, grab her, slap her, whack her with my battered sav

See, It's like a deli platter, imma have cold cut sluts for lunch
Roll her up and take a bite of that cunt, lemme at it, 
I'm an addict, blowin' up pussy like an Arab in a 747 

9/11 all over again! But it's between your legs now,
You'll never forget how your snatch is ground zero and my dick is the real hero
Gushing like the Rio, grab my speedo and I'll dive right in.

I digress, I must stress - BBW is trouble if you ain't humble 
See, it takes a man of courage to handle a woman of baggage 
She'll do damage to your undercarriage if you are weak of will

Still though, it's worth the risk of snapping your dick off
While attempting lift off, let's pray it's like Apollo, not Challenger
No amateurs, pros only, take it slowly homie!

Lick her up like caramel, animal magnetism is in the air, 
It isn't fair, come on lady I gotta nut over here, you're teasing me (pretty please) 
I ain't kiddin' those titties are like a fertility goddess and I'm giving it up to you

I'm done with skinny bitches they will never live up to you
I'm bursting outta my breeches and I'm ready for a little snu snu with you 
Let's screw. I really mean it I'm in love with the chub, It's true...

Chorus
(Fat Women) They fuckin rock
(Fat Women) Yeah they'll suck your cock man 
(Fat Women) Like it's made outta chocolate
(Fat Women) I'll never stop lovin' em

Fuck that shit, bitch I gotta get a response on this
I showed you my dick so you better get up on this 
Act quick now before I ditch you for a better model
Slimmer and trimmer, hotter, more flexible, sex-able model 

I don't know what you been smoking but I bet it doesn't rock you (Like my cock do)
Stop you dead in your tracks and knock your socks off too, you'll be getting wetter by the second, 
Better get a towel or seven to soak up the mess that you'll be making

No mistaking it, get a taste of it you'll never be faking it
And if you do you may wind up dead - suicide. two bullets to the head
I got a reputation to protect. Wait...

(mic check, mic check. maybe you misheard me so I'll say it slower again)

It's time to get in and put out, and shut up and get down
Piggy's mouth is like a mini but my dick is like a clown and Imma see if I fit in it, 
Grinning like Barnum, sucker born every minute this bitch is in it to win it 

So I put her on a spit and pivot til she begs to quit it, hit it like a comet,
Gag and vomit on my linen, screaming stop it but I block it with my cock
Dumb thot, nobody tells me "stop" unless they wanna eat my Glock and get shot dead

Bad end for one so young, dumb and full of hot lead (Press F to pay respects)
Plenty of whales left in the sea I'm swimming
Sing it with me "There's nothing inherently wrong with fucking Fat Women"

(Fat women) They fuckin rock
(Fat women) Yeah they'll suck your cock man 
(Fat women) Like it's made outta chocolate
(Fat women) I'll never stop lovin' em

HMWH Singles

Fat Women

Hate crimes are on the rise.

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Additional vocals by https://soundcloud.com/the1eggwhite
Cover art by Wormwood: https://twitter.com/JonMugwort

Lyrics: https://pastebin.com/6uZ8ixru
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Special Thanks to the following Patreon and NP2 Supporters (June 2020): 

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