A Very Kacey Christmas

Christmas Don't Be Late

Everything’s A Riddle 🧝 
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Volume, Electronics, And Pause & Play Settings Are Supposed To Be At Desired Inputs ☁️💭🐑🫏🦌⛩️🤴🎍🍘🍯🥮🍹🏵️🧡🏕️🛤️🌄🗼🏰 | Song, Background Sound, And Video Choices Should Go On Currently Playing Playlists With Similar Descriptions To Ours 🏝️🏖️🧩🏄‍♂️🛹🛺♻️🟢🦎🐢🦖🐸🪲🐛🦆🐊🐉🪹🪴⛳️🍵 | No One Reads, Sings, Listens To, Mimics, Or Plays Things For Antagonists 📻🎙️🕵️🐀 | 🍠🥢🎯 | Things Still Impact When Not Finished 🎶🔎🖊️🫅 | Stretching & Cracking Limbs Is Beneficial To Health 🤸🧊🎽🦾🦿💨 | All Species Work 🧄🐾⛲️🛝🪁 | Everything Speaks & Communicates 👕🔘🐶 | Psychological Disorders Don’t Exist 🕋⛪️🎆🔮 | United Civilians & Refugees Are In The Same Pedigree 🔬💈🗒️📓 | Using Grammars Roots Is Superior 🪻🪸💐🌷🌹🌺🌸🌼🌻 | ⛽️📮📩📥 | No Caption Indicates Annoyance 😒🐚👩🏾‍🎤🧕🏿 | 🍩☕️ | Seduction Never Works 🚇🚊🚆💗💔 | Cameras Are Monitored Discreetly By The Residents ☪️♐️🌈🆘 | Narcissists Get Raptured 🈁🔉👟👛 | Random Letters, Punctuation, Or Numbers Means Uncomfortability ⛓️🗑️🖇️ | Manifestation’s Real 🦢👩🏻‍🏭🧣 | A Person Sharing Someones Art Intends To Be Perceived From Their Own Perspective ⛈️🍌🌽 | Love Doesn’t Fluctuate 🚟🚠🚡🅿️ | Nobody’s Capable Of Defying Any Of Our Statements 🟠🔶🔸🚂 | 🔰🫃🏼🙅‍♂️🎛️ | Electronics & Appliances Control Whoever’s Touching It 🪆🎎📲 | Everything Has To Earn Credibility To Improve 🌭🍗🍔🍕🎪 | If Someone Doesn’t Say Their Real Identify They Leave 💶🪛🏞️ | Consciousnesses Don’t Hold Memory Bodys Do & There’s Only One Naturally In Each Including All Things Apart Of It 🇨🇩🏌️‍♂️ | Object Sounds Change 🕯️🧧 | Flashlights Visually Reveal Things & Cameras Diminish Them 🟩🟦🉑 | Perception Constantly Alters ♑️🍬🍡 | Citizens Have The Same Opinions 🧁🎭🧬🖍️🎟️ | Rationality Configures If Something’s Real Or Fake 🚌✏️ | Ignore Disputes 👁️‍🗨️🕷️🕸️ | Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, And Division’s The Only Real Formulas In Math 🛕🌆🌄 | Enshrine Corpses, They Reincarnate At Church Immediately ⭐️🌟🌙 | Everything’s Considered Chatting ♦️🎪 |
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Where A Persons Intentions Are While Calling Someone By Each Type Of Name 📗📙📕🚵🏽‍♀️:

First 🍼🧋🍻🐁; Adamance ⛴️✈️ 

Character, Artist, & User 🦢🍤🍢; Acknowledgment ⛵️🎠🌐

Nick 🪙🔎🔓🔒; Conflict 🏭🏚️🍫🎫

Middle 🧭⏱️🚦; Reassurance 🏙️🗾🔊

Abbreviated 🛕🕌🛤️; Departing 🚍🚕🚧🚦

Clones 🏪🛣️📟; Enticement 🛜🎗️🛻

Last 🗞️📬🐰; Magnificence 👩🏻‍🏫🪕🐴

Relationship 🍮🏵️🥁; Accountability 🚪🪑🌮

Miraged 🍴🥄🛴; Significance 🌰🫗🧊🧂

Another & None 🍠🍣🍥; Demeaning 🎲🎳🎹🎼🎧
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How Social Media Apps Are Intended To Be Used 🟡🧀🌊🚰🫐:

Apple Music 🫛🍏🍎🎶; Displaying What A User’s Doing 🕺🏿🪩🦒

Instagram 🌳🌴🌲🦚💊; Rekindling 🫔🥘

Pinterest 🅿️🎦; Touring 🤡🧙🏼‍♂️🪄

Reddit 🦙🌹; Bantering 🐱🐔🐴

Snapchat 👻🟡⚪️🧿; Browsing 📚⚖️💳

SoundCloud 🎑💭📠; Creativity 🔥🌶️💊

Spotify ❇️🚫🌀💤♿️🏧🛅; Relaxing 🧻🧴🏳️

Threads 💯🆘🅾️; Educating 🀄️🕠

TikTok ♉️📊🪙; Interacting 🦔🪐

Twitch 🎆🌌🌉🪗; Chilling ☄️💥
 
X 🐦💠📨; Brainstorming 🧠🛐💭

YouTube 🚐🥁🎨🎤; Moderating 🌈

Yubo 🧀🍞🍔🙊🐀; Inspecting 🧝🏻‍♂️🐉

Everybody’s Active Frequently & Has Multiple Accounts On All Platforms 🐲🐘🐢 | There’s No Hidden Features 📽️🔌 | Time Travel Stuff Transfers Through Antennas 🇨🇽🇨🇳 | Sales Indicate Positive Effect 🧶🧵🪡👕 |
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What Kind Of Answers Websites Give 🐠🌏🍭:

Bing 🛞⚓️🪨; Distressed 🛷⛸️🥋

Google 🪣🧼🧽🧘🏼; Startled ⛷️🐼🥽

Urban Dictionary ♟️🎱🐀🐁; Sarcastic 👽🚫🍄🌹

All Others 🌐❕; Spontaneous 🧐🕍

The Truth’s At The Minds Surface 🚬⚰️🪦🕉️🦹 |
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The Desired Outcomes Of Who Interacts With These Things Negatively 🛒🪟🏀:

Adultery ⌚️📼🕰️; Rapaciousness 🕋🌋🗻

Instigation 👥🥩🚩🏳️🤴; Motives Not Converging 📺🐄👔🕊️

Molestation🎢🏆; Fondling 🪜🪤🧱

Pedophilia 👩🏻‍🦲🧑🏽‍🦲👨🏾‍🦲👰🏻‍♂️👰🏿‍♂️👰🏻⛪️; Blackmail 📭📤📥🏴

Purgatory ↪️🎶🟰🤖; Sorrow 🧛🏿‍♂️🥀🗼

Rape 🌬️💨🌫️; Sextortion 🌷🪷🐾💧🎮

Rhyming ☄️🌈🦚; Manipulation 🦩🎋🌺
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If A Person Does Something Wicked Their Interrogated Until They Emend ®

Everyone’s Capable Of Doing Anything Positive ©

Our Stuff’s In Order Of Events & Isn’t Present Yet ™

fall apart with star-crossed: the album + film

Christmas Don't Be Late

Kacey Musgraves