To the surprise of some, it's another ERBO???. But today we got the battle of chronic coffee lovers Dale Cooper vs Godot

Dale Cooper: MetalFireVA

Godot: Dusk

Mixed by: Zagranis

Dale Cooper (0:10):
Diane, it’s me Coop, listen you gotta hear this
Geordi La Forge lite wants to spit a diss
Grossberg's least notable student can't top the FBI
He’ll be served like a piece of cherry pie
This pig is more sketchy than Atmey 
I’d arrest you the second you look at Audrey
A Misty morality that’s not what it seems
You couldn’t save Mia even in my dreams
Think your metaphors make you all dandy?
They’re so shallow they couldn’t impress Andy
I woke up from a coma ready to fight
You woke up to be cock blocked by Redd White!

Godot (0:40):
Blacker than a moonless night covered in stars
Hotter and more bitter than Hell...Those are my bars
Could solve more mysteries by my 5th cup of Joe
That trite Wright catches killers faster than you bro
Hell’s depths couldn’t contain me so that Lodge aint shit
Seeing you it ain’t no surprise that Lynch went up and quit
Annie’s fate proves that Ron is a more manly man
And for the record, I’m more of a Blue Velvet fan

Dale Cooper (1:01):
Now hold it: My Return was David's greatest pride
You’re another one time Prosecutor Capcom threw aside 
Read up on the Terry trial and your kitten was no Pearl
You two flopped so bad I’d sooner trust Windom Earle 
Franziska could whip you to shape and it’d be deserved
This’ll be a loss that you can add to your perfect record
Crime in Twin Peaks stops when you bring The Book Boys in
One man’s cup of coffee is another man’s dose of poison!

Godot (1:21):
C’mon Dougie I expected a fight back
Were those raps or another asthma attack?
This boy scout certainly ain’t no Mr C
Turned as white as my hair once he saw me
You betrayed the trust that an agent carries
Caught you in 4K like Philip Jefferies
Not blind so I protected Maya at any means
You’re still deaf to Laura’s haunted screams!
Following things to the end is what I do
BOB straight up took out Earle for you
You can cry now that this battle is over
Just don’t waste 2 decades ya pushover

Dale Cooper:
Before the announcer I have a question sir
What kind of coffee do you prefer?

Godot:
Black and bitter, more so than my destiny
Sugar ruins it, plus I spend less money

Dale Cooper:
Woah, I like my cup of coffee that way too!

Godot:
Well damn Dale I didn’t expect taste from you

Dale Cooper:
So Armando, would you like a drink with me?

Godot:
Coffee brings men together, wouldn’t you agree?

*They both start taking a drink*

Dale Cooper:
That was a DAMN fine cup of coffee,

Godot:
The best I ever had

Dale Cooper vs Godot- Epic Rap Battles Of ??? S2

It's the battle of the robot rebels in this MSRB, now on Soundcloud!
Thumbnail and Connor by Rayyan: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Android 17: (0:11)

Would you look at that? Challenged by scrap for brains
What’s crazier, the fact people’d wanna play your game
Thinks he’s hot shot, with a cult driven plot
‘Til he’s stopped on the spot, joins the mob he had fought

You had one simple mission; put Markus outta commission
Then you have him commissioned, betray and lose recognition
Try to fight me? I’ll endanger you, don’t even try it
I’d invite you to my island, but I doubt you could find it

I’ma knock you out, so lick the blood offa your mouth
You got a pal named North, but this battle’s going south
Arrest me for dropping bars, if you’re such a good cop
‘Cause I killed this track like Hank makin’ his heart stop

Connor: (0:43)

I’m Connor, the android sent to end your cyber life
I’ve preconstructed your verse and made sure to analyze
All your flaws and weaknesses, never saw you beating this
Invisible in your series like some non-raw Thirium

With a coin, I am tricky, got the strap on me, blicky
Suit and tie, I am drippy, beat me? You are tripping
You won’t survive this fight, no plot armor at all
7 giant wishing orbs but you still have no balls

According to my calculations, you were destined for greatness
‘Till you became a dead weight, and then had no deviation
Nothing to your character except a snarky attitude
You’ll find that I left 17 stab wounds!

Android 17: (1:15)

Sorry, who were you again? I seem to have forgotten
Oh right, traitor to his mission, Amanda-lorian
Humans used us as their toys, puppets to exploit
I’m known for saving the universe, you’re known for saving Detroit


Connor: (1:25)

Thought you’d have a better flow, with a name like Lapis
Extracted you in a lab, now I’m laughin’ at what happened
Never seen a redemption arc that happens all offscreen
How ironic, the detective just made a crime scene

Connor vs Android 17 (feat. Special Inquisitor Rayyan). Mini-Star Rap Battle!

Descendants of dragons who were the first inhabitants of their worlds,  destined to save the world from an otherworldly threat. 

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Corrin
K.C. as Zinnia
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by SPM1000
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Dansonn

Corrin (0:14):
Any path I take is not without bloodshed,  don't wanna step to my territory
It's ironic that you're a Lorekeeper when your franchise fails to keep a good story
Thought you were destined to be the world's savior, until a small kid proved you a failure
Impaled by Rayquaza, took a beam to the face, it was Fate that the hospital saved 'ya
That trainer made you lose your life purpose like Aster
Couldn't gain your god’s trust and they call you a Master?
You’re leading Team Aqua but you’re lacking in the drip
They almost drowned your kind, might as well jump the ship
Your race cast you away; isolated, afraid
Didn’t have what it takes and you’ve naught to save face
I’d say make like a Ghost-type and keep disappearing
But you couldn’t even make it to Smash as a spirit

Zinnia (0:42):
Any path you take isn’t ethical, both in the carnage you wage and your love life
‘Cause this barren dragon’s apparently making his first cousin a beloved wife
And a vile father at that, abandoned his children to go kill his family (what?!)
Your story’s a tragedy; claiming that my one is awful is nothing but blasphemy! (Yeah)
Got featured on the 3DS but your personality falls flat
The worst character of your own game; to FE fans, you’re appalled at
So don’t flash your Dragon Fangs at me, you’re not even the best in the army you lead
This battle calls for strategic retreat, why don’t you make like Takumi and concede?

Corrin (1:10):
It took a manga to flesh out your character, and even then you were still despised
Stalking some children and stealing their keystones, no wonder you were antagonized
This prodigy is dropping these hits like a meteor; trample on you like some actual zinnias
Between your lines and the Delta Episode, I cannot tell what’s more linear (heh)

Zinnia (1:25):
(sigh) I'm ravaging mannequins, you'll end up vanishing like Valla’s secrets (let him have it!)
I'm rapping a dragon who's dragging his plot like a battle sequence (let me at him!)
Any respect you once had went straight down the litter
When your viewers saw you locking lips with your own half-sister!

Corrin (1:39):
Your company’s selling the same product twice; at least my ones are two different branching stories
I get you’re chasing destiny, but attacking your hero isn’t mandatory
Look me in the eyes. Do you see the flame within burning so madly?
I see that the past can Haunter ‘cause her elder was burnt too Ghastly!  
 
Zinnia (1:53):
Your mother died in front of your eyes 
And you wanna talk lives being snubbed? Alright,
You forced your brothers to commit suicide 
Yet you still claim the Road that you've Taken is right
A member of royalty, but you lack class
Man, I’ll leave you more broken than your max stats
You like writing prose but they didn’t say you’re good at it too
Even Xander could outwit you
Without Azura throwing her life away, you couldn't quell your rage 
You made it into Smash Bros but your hype was absent like your stage! (Oooh!)
The ocean's gray waves are washed up now. Quit? You better, kid
Cause my theme gets more glory than your three games ever did! (Checkmate.)


This was the first battle I ever wrote, conceptualized 3 years ago. I wanted to make this matchup into a reality back then, but I just didn't have the right equipment or confidence... Until today!

Zinnia vs Corrin. SIR Rap Battles (ft. K.C.)

This video will take a while to drop since I'm gonna be trying something new with it. Enjoy 2 battles in 1 day lol

Zagranis as Ronald McDonald
AdamDRB as Colonel Sanders

Beat Produced by: Kustom
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Ronald:
Welcome to McDonald's, would you like to try our Big Mac?
It'll be your last meal before your attempt to kick back
Turn your shit to mish mash, I guess we'll have to vanish dinner
But it wouldn't be as much of a mess as your Spanish Twitter
I'm better with chicken and that's all you ever gave, yo
Nobody goes to your store for them shitty ass potatoes
Give you a run for money, pound the quarters out of you
But Sanders and his rotting business beat me in my point of view, ooh
Play with me like a Happy Meal, I'll fuck up your status
The goat on the mic, ask ICP and Mac Sabbath
Your gas station recipe will likely guarantee a loss
But your bucket for my tips? That's a wonderful idea, boss

Sanders:
A clown's steppin' up to business men
How classic, but just know my rapping is intense
Your shit against mine is crazy if you think you're winning this
Ain't no need for RackaRacka, you're already killing kids
Oh my God, Ronny, rockin' the mascot of diabetes 
But he's all sloppy, usin' marketable plushies to beat me
Leave you all bodied, not leavin' your company to cook long
I'm finger lickin' good, you're eating King's dick like it's Mukbang
Takin' down Ray Kroc like my name is Steve Irwin
Homie lost a bet and now it's truly me that's servin'
I'm the one with the class, I got the drip and it's serious
Bruh, you look like you just ate out a bitch after her period

Ronald:
Least I got a bitch, though, you're pillow talking a syrup bottle
I'll steal and use her for my McGriddle once I be ya model
You may be a real person but don't you brag for long, though
Since now you're just exploited more than Marilyn Monroe
Ran ran ru, I beat up all my foes especially the
Madmen who don't think it's pretty evident that you're
Done done too; I'll make you pay the prices
Not like anybody gave a shit about your herbs and spices

Sanders:
You got replaced when a box took your place, are you that doomed?
You're on drugs, but not the heroin inside your bathroom
I'm running this solo, and don't think you'll be next to me
When your squad is just a bunch of Muppet rejects, you see
I'll never step in your house, because I worry ‘bout the placement
You want kids in your playplace, or in real words, the basement
I'm being put in comics, you're put on watchlists, so you're just gone, bro
But you can take your shitty games and put 'em in my console

Ronald McDonald vs. Colonel Sanders

Two furries arguing 

Mancha (Uberocity) as Rat
Alex M. as Louis

Thumbnail by Mancha
Mixed by Alex M.
Beat prod. by Dansonn
Written by R the Writer

Rat:
Move over drama queen, it's the patron funnies Saint
Against a horny fuck who's outfit reeks of bunny stank
Heat from my words won't be a treat for this foil
I'd turn you into Venison, but your ass is too spoiled
Still I'll make sure every rhyme hits cause my kind's sick and my mind's sick
It's fight time stay sidelined while Legoshi steals your sidechick 
I'm an icon Bright tier social commentary can't compete with
So put your foot in your mouth, in other words EAT SHIT
This won't end in a draw, but after I'm done spitting these
You'll get a redesign, as you'll have piqued your author's sympathy
Guard Duck bring out your launcher and go to town on Bambi
While I go ham like Pig and do the same to this damn beat

Louis:
I'm on the sidelines? I killed my gang's last leader
And now that you've goaded me, you won't last either
Don't need to be a bigot to think that your kind's done harm
So I'll play Adler once more, and hope third time's the charm
But it's wrong to put the source of your vices on your race
Since even your own relatives don't wanna see your face
Don't have to try hard, still I'll stop at nothing to win
Trash talkers like you should be stuffed in a bin
Your artstyle's bland, your substance is thin
The only lines that I can stomach: your limbs
As headassed as the crocs, explains why you're spewing shit
And how you're stupid enough to get schooled by a truant kid
Yeah I'm a tycoon, so I figure when the tides are down
It's nothing for me to go out and throw a couple dimes around

Rat:
Explains why you're so senseless, are you a beastar or a crimelord?
A racist with a carnivore as the only one they'd die for?
It's true that when it comes to put downs, I've been revered
You always fight yourself, why do I need to be here?
Regardless I'll leave Louis bagged in an unattractive fashion
With predatory pals that'll go into action for the rations
But even if you were a carnivore, I don't think you'd bite
You couldn't even bust a melon, in a fruit fight 
Even your G act'll crack against my nuke owning peers
Turn you to a crisis actor if you don't escape from here
Your own lack of strength being your biggest fear
Tells me that you're all talk like the vigilante deer

Louis:
You're the one who's bagged if you wanna talk connections
Enter the lion's den, you'll be more fucked up than your friendships
With punchlines so contrived, you say that I'm all talk?
You won a Reuben, still you're sandwiched with contemporary schlock 
Tried search your strip for humor, so I gave it a chance 
All I found was another author's cancel culture rants
If this glorified fursona's the best his comic offers
Maybe it should be cancelled, hell I'll even pay your author
Got you cornered from all angles, this rap game is zero sum
Everyone in your comic's bad, in a world with none the hero won
If you still wanna diss me, I think you've got it mixed up
The real punchline's you insulting me despite knowing your strip sucks

Rat Vs Louis - Rap Battle

Cast :

Lost Episodes : Zagranis (Audio) / Kamren (Video)
Zalgo : Vladimyr P.

Garfield : Dani

Written by Kamren
Additional Help : Trakked and MC Fawful
Beat Prod : 2Deep
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

Lyrics : 

Sid :
Hi there! Name's Sid! What game would you like to play?
Well...no matter the pick, your good ending goes farther away
I'm sorry, I just expected more from a creepypasta king
Since Slender took your place with real stabbi- (Phone call sound here)
Yes? Sid speaking

Garfield :
Yeah, I got a complaint, mind telling me what you're tryna say?
'Cause that opening sounds like you got a case of the Mondays
Even a taste of Jon's lasagna couldn't stomach
The shame of your tapes...

Zalgo :
How's that for a cartoon puppet?
Zalgo Comes! Here to shed darkness upon this demented soul
Though that's already accomplished given his most traumatic "Lost Episode"
Ain't taking this battle off-screen, matter of fact, I'll break both our walls
Given your genre so obscene, it's like Sid took another fall
If the Simpsons is the darkest you can get, I'd choose a different route
When soon enough, you'll shiver at the phrase "There's a snake in my boot!"
Do you think reusing effects gives your cartoons a brand new scoop?
It's only caused you the same affect, stuck within a mental loop

Sid :
With how silent this meme became, you'd figure he'd learn to shut his mouths
M.A.S.H.E.D more distortion than my endings, but as it turns out
He's become a laughingstock, even his creator has grown distasteful
Add on the countless edgy children, I've never seen potential so wasteful!
The only insanity you'll inflict on me lies within your mess of text
So Old Yeller better hush that tone before I cut him up : VHS
Now while the scary stuff is right, David got you all wrong
There's a different term for you when luring victims towards your song
Look, I get your point, but I'd hate to burst your bubble
You've been targeting comics and ponies, is that what you call being subtle?
Please, I've read more clever pastas from Geoshea's Wiki
So why don't you make like those stories : kill yourself for me

Zalgo :
You know, you're not that different from this candle in my hand
Both shined bright with their talents, but then started to corrupt
As blood stained on the innocent, yet with your handle, it spanned
For years till you switched up realities, leaving your body's spirit snuffed

Sid :
Wow, at this point, I might actually believe the lies
'Cause if you're the destroyer of innocence, I'd be tempted to keep mine

Zalgo :
Oh don't worry Sid, the holes in your plot left me awed
So instead of worrying about endings, consider you abandoned by this god!

I've grown tired of these charades
Grown tired of your childish facade
Dropping this beat, call me your parents
Don't need eyes to tell your verses are transparent
Like your creations, all the fucking same!
Black eyes and red pupils on MS.Paint
Yet you've the audacity to diss my followers?
You're just another of Banksy's imposters
Horrors come from my Hivemind!
Horrors came when Sid lost his kind!
The embodiment of chaos!
Think you've experienced loss?!
I'm an interdimensional deity!
Your body rots for an eternity!
So allow me to assure you
Battling me has sealed your doom!

Explored Sid the nutcase, fell off the staircase's ledge
With a sequel resembling more of the first's rough sketch
This farce comes to a close, your life I left scarred
Though I doubt a seventh mouth was needed to tear your world apart!

Sid :
No...I won't let it end today...
Though in hindsight, maybe it was meant to be this way..
Well...if I'm going down, you ain't surviving intact
When I'll rewind it all to the start! How's that for a playback?
Because no matter the toon, there will always be deception
So in my final tune, I'll be glad to cut our connection
I hope you all enjoyed the show, but now it's our turn to rest
As I delete Zalgo from the fifth world, time to unplug the set...

Lost Episodes vs Zalgo - Rap Battle!

Pixel Chris as Bob Ross (video)
Swizkii as Bob Ross (audio)  
CCRB as Salvador Dali (video)
Snakebite126 as Salvador Dali (audio)
RNG as Announcer 

Written by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, RNG, ThatTacoGod and Derpiest Game Blast
Mixed by Glitch
Beat produced by Kustom
Beat re-arranged by Oofie
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Bob Ross (0:12):
The Joy of Painting must be lost on you, Dali
Maybe just in the same manner to when you once lost your mommy
I'll drop this Chupa Chump like he was dropped by his papi
He disowned you from his home, now I'll re-own you on this bomb beat
My art is a blessing, bringing joy, I'm a saviour
While your art is depressing: an edgy teen’s wallpaper
You’re not fit to claim a beat, even with the La Casa heist
Ya can’t blame the Persistence of Memory this time!

Salvador Dali (0:31):
Reincarnate again to beat Bob but realest is me
You stick to drawing bushes, best surrealist is me!
If it weren't for YouTube, you would have no fame
Before I died I had 2 galleries bearing my name
Work and verse so generic, made no attempts to better it
You only made little sticks, I’ll leave em broken like your rhetoric
Learned to paint fast, no wonder it’s half assed 
My museum gives free pass, to I.D. (instant defeat) of a veteran!

Bob Ross (0:50):
Brothers takin’ the mic for you yet I still flow better
You only know instrumental without the first six letters
This accident ain't happy spittin P-BS on the mic
Lovin Hitler ain't right, I'll knock out your Northern Lights
I moustache you a question, why are there snails on your face?
Don’t fear rap perfection, won't reach it when you paint
Beating the devil outta you, clear as a Meadow Lake
I might not have been a pilot but in this battle I'm an Ace 

Salvador Dali (1:10):
Insult the facials of Dali? You’re the facial of hypocrisy!
That thing you call a beard? Breeding ground for little birdies
While you're a prodigy and teaching audie-sies 
Betrayal of teaches, being jolly is boloney, and you know it
Happy little tree!
Is all that comes out when you speak
Fitting you’re military, off of others you leech
The master sergeant Bob Ross won’t be so jolly
Standing there like “What's My Line?”, blinded by Mr. Dali!

Bob Ross (1:29):
Your heart shows your weakness, you went and lost faith
Talk back to superiors, latrine has your name
I’ll Paint Your Tongue with chocolate, you seem low on bars! Hey!
Sanity you lost it, 50 Shady with your arse play!

Salvador Dali (1:39):
Can’t flow but you're melting from rhymes like them clocks do
Now all your relevancy’s Dead(beat drop)-pool!
“Legends have no right to die” that advice you can ignore
Your victory does not exist: episode 404’d!

Bob Ross vs Salvador Dali

Bob Ross vs Salvador Dali - Rap Clash!

WAN as Mario
Dani Frias as Michael Jordan
Written by JustGamer
Additional help: Sculpture, YourLeastFavouriteEthan, Fightmarker, Shimario
Chiseled by: Psytube
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis
Beat Arranged by Glitch
Beat by Epistra

Mario verse 1:
It's-a me! (Yahoo!) The True Jumpman Mario!
I'll be your coach today, why don’t I give you the scenario
Your heart's not in the game, you should work on your cardio
Cause Mr. Michael Jordan here hardly knows how hard I go
You saw others getting better and should’ve took it easy
I’ve seen better sportsmanship from Wario and Waluigi
I play all sports, you’re Super Sluggish when you tried baseball
You may stand tall, but the bigger they are, the harder they fall
Claim you're a king in the court, but you're a pawn to divorce
A dog chasing women, Air Bud misses like it’s a game of horse
Your tunes are looney, you dropped the ball and can't bounce back
But if you want a real Space Jam, then check the Galaxy soundtrack

Michael Jordan verse 1:
After that verse you fell flatter than your paper form
You’re the sole reason that kidnapping damsels stay the norm
Started off with Pauline, now wanting to take a bite of Peach
Trying to measure up to my height, now that’s quite the reach
I brought the Washington Wizards to insurmountable fame
The best Wizard you got is the hour long ad for your game
You’re throwing gimmicks at the wall, hoping something sticks
None of my shots ever miss, while all you do is hit the bricks
And you rip your fans off even when the screen shrinks to a fraction
Since all your mobile ventures are full of microtransactions
You released your 3-pointer 3D games as a bundle for the masses
But stopped selling when April arrived? Talk About March Madness

Mario verse 2:
Try to get some good shots but all you can do is throw
I make an even greater Dream Team with just me and my bro
You know I got that F.L.U.D.D flow, both in income and rhyme
But your cash is low in the casino after playing Chance Time
If you were trying to ball you really missed the basket son
What on earth was that writing? I thought your books were bad enough
Taking credit from your team? Quit acting like you’re the best of it
You only got awards cause you hogged the ball from the rest of them

Michael Jordan verse 2:
You’re dependent on mushrooms? Stop it, get some help.
Need me to cameo in your games cause you can’t sell yourself
I’m used to blocking shots, so try to throw your fireballs at me
You’d only get better flow if you posses a foe, no cappy
Yoshi saved you as a baby, now you force feed them fruits
But from DK to raccoons, you’re used to animal abuse
Nintendo’s mascot used to be the plumber with a red hat
Now your company finds more value in a yellow rat

Mario vs. Michael Jordan - Smash Bros vs. Anything

Hippie Rat as Mr. Boop and Mr. Mr. Boop
Adam as Jon Arbuckle
Mancha as Gorefield

Mr. Boop:
You know, it sure is weird and really outta left field
That I’m in the midst of rap battling Jon from Garfield
But it’ll be a breeze to dunk on your pathetic life
Because I hate your comic even more than I love my wife!
That's right! I'm married to Betty fucking Boop!
You're a least-loved farmer's child who just went and flew the coop
And you’ll see the stars I hang with once I hit you with a hard knuckle
I’ve gotta tell the guys at work about how I just fucked Arbuckle!

Jon Arbuckle:
Boop-oop-a doop, look at this dude’s do above his mug
Come Alec, my dear, and let’s -- cut a rug!
It’s a simple one-v-one, hon, there’s no need to be glum
But now you’ve got a problem you can’t solve with a threesome
Cuz I spit rhymes just like your wife, Betty Boop: hot
I’m like Bugs Bunny on a roof, gotta shoot my shot
Every step towards your climax filled me with straight dread
You should’ve taken the Loss in Book 2 and stayed dead!

Mr. Boop:
Dude, you just gave birth to a fine litter of dogshit
Your humor's less consistent than the color of your walls is!
You surveyed how many people I left barking like Arsenio
Except my answer was too big to fit within the video!

Jon Arbuckle:
I’m the rage of the funny pages, king of the iconic quips
You’re the nerveless nerdy and nerfed Nermal of comic strips!
And I’d bludgeon you to death if I could find my pipe
So I could give my five dollar footlong to your wife!

Mr. Mr. Boop:
I fell in love the first time I ever saw her face...
And I’ll still love her forever even since my fall from grace
I blew up on Twitter, became a dame’s mister…
…but the truth is, I missed her…
We lived in peace and we kissed till the legalese twist
And their reasons persist for our love to cease and desist
Aside from Lizzes, what we really have in common is our vanity 
Which means the only thing that I’d been Robbins was my sanity 
Because your knees are-buckling upon hearing the truth
You’ve treated both your pets like crap ever since your comic’s youth
You’re even mindless when you’re Minus, to be fair it is well known
That your shitty strip’s the funniest when empty and alone
My platform’s been dethroned, but please listen when I say this
Learn from me and give up with the hubris, Jim Davis
I can sense something big coming, we should run away
Or we’re all doomed… (Hey!) Must be a Monday!

Arbuckle:
Your meta-existential made-up marriage pool
Couldn’t even hold a candle to… 
Gorefield:
Thanks Jon, that’s very cool.
You’ve kept me entertained, Jon
But I can’t be contained, Jon
My many mouths amass, we wanna spit sick
Force-feeding my raps, 3-1-6-6
If you’re looking for Odie, let sleeping dogs lie and
I’m fed up with your lies, man; you’ll disappear like Lyman.
I admit you spit fire, I can see it in your writing
Cuz it blew up in your face after all of the gaslighting
Your Home-stucking ending couldn’t ever recoup your group
Of viewers who don’t forgive you, Mr. Boop!
Even your final book looks ugly
I’m higher dimensional, you can’t touch me
I’m sorry I ate up the beat
I was just..sooo hunnnngryyyyyy...

Mr. Boop vs Jon Arbuckle - April Fools 2021

Master Hand vs. Tomura Shigaraki
The connection is hand villains. That’s literally it.

WAN as Master Hand
Tony Rigatoni as Tomura Shigaraki
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and ChandlerCCRB
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by SPM1000

Master Hand:
Master Hand enters the fray! Now a Challenger Approaches
Seems to be an avid fan with all the hands that he's gloating 
Choking Deku with one on his throat only to get noticed 
Wow! Your common sense is broken more than Bayonetta is 
I'm blazing this, call me Bakugo, with a finger snap you'll have to go 
Drowning in doubt, I don't even need to get Crazy Hand to flow when I'm rapping though 
I'm stacking dough; 25 million copies sold in my series
Like your fight with Re-Destro, this hand is crushing yours severely 
You fail to choose your character, caring naught for anybody’s life
Yet you act dependent ‘cause without the League, you can't survive 
The points I make do sting, so I gotta hand it to you bluntly
I created a universe, you only create chaos in your country

Shigaraki:
You're really starting to bug me, must be another pest like Nine to stomp
Should call this battle Classic Mode, ‘cause I'm giving you another loss 
You don't deserve the title of Master when you’re merely a puppet on strings
Played by Tabuu like the players do in World of Light; you're worth nothing!
I'm orchestrating a society of villains, you're just an instrument who ended up betrayed 
Could cover my eyes and I still would see that you're rotten to the core with your pent-up rage 
From decades of beatings by feeble, weak children and getting defeated by Pichu of all things 
With every new game, you're wasting away, new changes were made; you were never evolving!
Any Endeavor you make is fruitless 
You're in a kiddie game while I'm ruthless
Energy for Galeem but still useless 
Like little Nighteye, finna skew this 
Lock me up all you want with those bars, but remember you're the one who's bound by chains (Ayy!)
I'm taking your stocks like my fans when a new volume drops - now who's the one making it rain?

Master Hand:
I expected a better foe, this man-child’s a bother
Look who's talking ‘bout beatings when you get them from your father
In Smash, I'm S-tier, best here, step near me and I'll become your worst fear 
If anyone laid a hand on you as a child, like your quirk you would break down in tears
Even your mind’s twisted when it comes to priorities - sought to change society, now you want to destroy it?!
The depravity of this annoyance is truly abhorrent, mass murdering the citizens for personal enjoyment 
I’ll keep toying with the biggest disappointment since Mineta
With a role in a plot like Dabi’s skin, stitched together 
You're no better than your mentor; your ideals are a fallacy
Only good at killing shit, I mean just look at your family!

Shigaraki:
Can’t come hard on the mic, this master-hand job’s a wack job 
Should call you masturbate hand on this track with how you jack off
I'm a mad boss, you're just a pawn in this game of chess
Leave you like Jigglypuff’s Down Special: laid to rest 
Gotta pay to get a chance to win some tourneys with the DLC 
Think you're winning in this fight? You're tripping more than Brawl, see 
Trapped in a cycle of suffering, no Assist Trophy can save you 
My hand’s itching, all it takes is a high five for me to break you

Master Hand vs Tomura Shigaraki. SIR Rap Battles (ft. WAN and Tony Rigatoni)

Tomura Shigaraki: Tony Rigatoni
Yoshikage Kira: RNG
Mixing: Zagranis
Writing: Jofinity and Special Inquisitor Rayyan https://soundcloud.com/rayyan-izz
Thumbnail: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Lyrics:

Shigaraki: (0:21)

What do we have here? Another wannabe villain?
Who thinks chillin’ and killin’ in a small town means he is winnin’?
I’m pinnin’ you to the wall, as my fingers start to crawl
For all your personalities, I got disses; One for All… (laugh)

I get real, turn you to dust, assertive power? That’s a must
Got my League, you can’t hurt us with your creepy hand fetish lust
Bet my power makes you aroused, but I’m poundin’ you to the ground
More annoying than Roundabout, but I’m out, see you around

Strike out like a bowling pin, can’t match the dough I’m rolling in
Controlling from the shadows, what hit you? You’re not knowing it
Wallowing in the sorrow, you’ll never live to tomorrow
‘Cause after you Bite the Dust, no second chance for you will follow

Kira: (1:07)

It seems I’ve been found out; my name is Yoshikage Kira
If All For One does all the work for you, how could I ever fear ya?
Syria, you go boom, you’re stitched together, Nomu
You’ll know doom when I show you, only blow up when I explode you

Getting beaten; who’s your daddy? Suited pro, you’re not classy
Flashy when I’m attacking, can’t catch me when I’m blasting
I’m suited well, you hide your lack of class behind bars like your mentor
Snapped and turned people to dust, but I say Thanos did it better

Shigaraki: (1:48)

I’m the mastermind behind my ragtag team
With that disguise, you’re just a bad drag queen
At your last demise, you can’t out rap me
You got bested by a dramatic teen

Firing shots like a polaroid, killed your father; that, you can’t avoid
I can’t [STAND] your child nudity, MJ here just bathes with boys
Rohan wrote you in his Death Note when he sent you to Heaven’s Door
I’d call an ambulance for you, but it would just kill you once more

Kira: (2:09)

Given all your past traumas, you’ve got issues with your trust
Right hand to your master, but you let your left get crushed
More of a runt than Shigechi, I’m the one, don’t you get me?
On the run, you can’t best me, All for One couldn’t affect me

Wanna talk about nudity? Friend, that’s not how this works
With all your sexualized minors, I’m sure your author has his quirks
You’re a Stain on humanity, but still not a hero killer
My jars of nails and the long details couldn’t stack up to your filler

To assure my victory, I’d deploy Sheer Heart Attack
But it would end up backfiring, it’d go after my fire raps
No point in using Stray Cat, there’s already a hole in your heart
From when you finally lost your mind and tore your family apart

Yoshikage Kira vs Tomura Shigaraki(feat. Tony Rigatoni and RNG). Super Star Rap Battle!

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