Monika : garbageGothic 
Rob : Stark Media / The Monarchy)

Written by Kamren
Additional help from MetaMachine and Psytube
Beat Prods : Epistra and Jurrivh
Thumbnail by JK03 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

RAP BATTLE

MONIKA

VS

RO-RO-RO (Announcer glitches, fading out)

Rob :
Oh great, he's glitching out, but I guess it doesn't matter
'Cause regardless of Act 2 or your future verse, you'll remain the bigger Disaster
I may have been left where the world forgot but I would never side
With a manipulator changing her class's code, another controller I'll wrecktify
Whatever beef this vegan has, I'll bite
More out of loop than Sarah's ships come to life
Didn't cost a Penny to push you over the ledge
Natsuki’s concerns are making more sense (cents)
Call you Gumball, lady knows everything yet still such a dunce
How is it someone self aware couldn't figure out she was gonna get cucked
By her own crush? Makes me another MC that's stopping ya
Went from saying "Just Monika" to it being Just... Monika
This virus's peak is gaslight?
Stomp out an AI in this fight
When I make unlike the BBC
Dropping the beat on DDLC
Getting arrested delayed my schemes
Getting a rest for you meant going to sleep
Throw in four years to revitalize
Yet the script gave your Boyfriend a different Senpai
Destroyed your friends and everything he loved
All because you weren't the option to get dumped?
For a plot this fishy, Darwin's less watered down 
Forget trash cans, I'm taking recyclables out

Monika :
Every day, I imagine a future of me and you
Debating in song, just know this ain’t my debut
‘Cause in this world, the roles for you are limited
Don’t want to wreck this up? Listen to my writing tips

Hey! Welcome to the Club! I hope you don’t mind
But we just don't have enough room for a child of Frankenstein
Evil 'cause all the options were marked off
No wonder he's got one eye, Rob's a self-serving cyclops!
Before you became the Void's static, you were always void and static
I know how to make my man whole, you keep falling down manholes
Even when he turned me down, I took the rejection despite my pleas
All it took was the slightest annoyance to make bananas your worst enemy
Thinking you were making cuts like Yuri but you're still treading on thin ice
I only need to bring up William to show that you're not as fly
Hid in a basement with amnesia, so here's some food for thought
Your writers were smoking Molly when bringing you back into the plot
Had a mental crisis after the only friends you wanted rejected you
Yet still only the second stalker the Wattersons had said no to
And here you are on your high horse, gawking about morality?
I don't need to change your code, you've already got two personalities

Rob :
Touche, though with what's within your files, Libitina needs some rewrites
Dan will probably patch it out and give you a Project L in hindsight
You've got as much substance as Rachel and I know exactly how you get taken out
Except it's not on a date, but kept unnoticed in the background
Don't you get it already? If not, allow me to set the mood
Your Reality exists to break the 4th wall and people still don't love you!
I think I closed my case on this emotional, ticking time bomb
The last thing left is watching your sorrow once the battle finally turns off

Monika :
Ben gave you an extra dimension and you think you're so better?
The only PHD you major in is Dr.Home-Wrecker
Tried to paint the future in your vision and got reduced to zero
Only to come in at the end like "It's time to be a fucking hero!"
SuperIntendent loses to a President, ain't that a cinch?
Ever since you caught Joe's mama, any chances of winning slipped!
Your happy end has more holes in the wall than the police in your town
Seems your film took after Sayori, it knew how to keep us hanging around

Monika vs Rob - Rap Battle! (ft. garbageGothic, Stark Media & The Monarcy)

Happy April fools! This week we have two literal sleepwalkers, one helps, the other destroys and mentally tortures, who will win? Listen to find out!

K.C. as Princess Luna
Fightmarker as Freddy Krueger
Written by Serena
Produced by Trunxks
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Special thanks to Fightmarker and Eddiefrb

Luna:
As I wander throughout ponyville’s minds, dreaming
All I seem to hear is children screaming
Not at the thought of Krueger killing them
But at the thought of watching his films again!
Went from horror movie icon to plastic toys
Went from genuinely scary, to just one of the boys
Tired of being silent so I have no choice
Than to break out the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE
Your vague empty threat ridden riddles mean nothing
When you’re known for 7 out of 8 films sucking
The first film was fine but the rest, pretty muddy
Not to mention your 2010 remake got a little touchy
I help ponies find themselves, I help them through dreams
All you do is make teen’s sanity break at the seams
If you think you’re doing well, please by all means
Explain why I should be scared by a man made of cheese

Freddy:
1, 2, Freddy’s coming for you  3, 4, can’t watch through all your lore
5, 6, leave your body in a ditch, you’re trapped in a New Nightmare, welcome to my world bitch! 
I’m a masochistic motherfucker slaughtering your technicolor world
You got told “no” once and your mindset unfurled
A goth girl, you’re the one that all the “edgy” fans can relate to (ugh)
Some sister that you have who was waiting for the moment to finally betray you
Just like my death I’m burning you for your crimes
Threw a massive tantrum, couldn’t read between the lines
Disappeared, no one cared, now your show is defined
By creating the worst fanbase in all of mankind
Now let me answer clearly why you should be scared of me
It’s not the fact that my fanbase isn’t a bunch of girly dweebs
It’s not the fact I’ve had more films than you on tv
It’s the fact that what’s most scary, is what you don’t see

Luna:
You wouldn’t be welcome in Tartarus, you’re clearly delusional
Nothing but petty insults, and lame jokes, well at least it’s nothing unusual

Freddy:
Don’t talk to me about delusional bitch, you barely entered the series
Three jump roping girls and a nursery rhyme is all I need for teens to fear me

Luna:
Your performance was nothing, what a shameful display
Though what would I expect from the slave of Michael Bay?
I left Freddy Dead, as Craven’s grave you shall grieve
I’m playing with power, how many points do I receive?

Freddy:
You’re not the one with the power glove
You yell in caps lock and you think you’re tough
Think you’re playing rough? I’ll fuck you up, verbally
I just banished you to hell, permanently

Princess Luna vs Freddy Krueger. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. K.C. and Fightmarker)

NOTE: This was supposed to be uploaded on the 12th, sticking with the pattern of every 12th and 24th of each month being the upload day. Unfortunately, I was suffering from major alcohol poisoning and was bed-ridden for 36 hours. My apologies. So enjoy!


Two-Face Voiced By Matt Raichous
Cruella Voiced By JesseBoxVO
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger

BEAT: Base De Rap - "JAZZ SAX" | Hip Hop Instrumental | BOOM BAP TYPE BEAT FREESTYLE | DAGA BEATMAKER


Two Face:

I’ll take a break from running Gotham’s underground
I’ve dealt with rodents, Kryptonians, even freaks and clowns
So I can go a round against The Disney Fur Fanatic
Crash you like your car chase when I blast you like an automatic!
I leave caskets  and tragedy in my wake
Your plots were more baked than you inside a cake!
Leave a skeleton shaking like she dosed with Crane’s toxins
Get Jasper and Horace to come and take your spot then
Call you the devil? The Radcliffes must be dummies
Your biggest criminal act was failing to steal puppies!
Head or tails, Cruella? Either way, you’re losing!
So many dogs, but you’re still the biggest bitch in the movies!

Cruella:

Oh, were you starting? Oh sorry Harvey.
You’ll need more to Dent Cruella, darling!
Check my coat, you know this woman’s balling
I’ve seen you try rocking purple. That was appalling.
The weakness member of the Bat’s Rouge Gallery
Forced to use a coin flip to choose your faux morality
Just check my salary, this fashion queen is making bank
You carry two guns, bitch, so why’d you only fire blanks?
Your canon’s full of heartache, life played you like poker
Then Schumacher took over and turned you into Joker!
But the real joke is you thinking you’ll win this battle
I’d rather hear Roger’s songs than your prattle!


Two Face:

That was it? You barely put up a fight.
But the difference between you and me is black and white
I’ve faced the Dark Knight, you failed against the dogs twice
You aren’t skating by when I put Disney broads On Ice!
You’ll hit the concrete, tails up like a bad flip
When I go crazy on you and treat you like an Arkham trip!
Can’t hide behind your reboot clout for cover
You’ll be eaten alive. I guess you are like your mother

Cruella:

The only Hyde I know is the one you're based on
I’ve seen you in a court-case, you can’t handle a face off!
An acid tongue attorney got the acid skin bath
Your girl couldn’t stand the fact your personality’s in halves!
And reboot disses? Mr 52’s a hypocrite!
No wonder you’re so negative, with Marvel making better flicks!
Two Face is getting bit. I won’t give you another turn
Your coin can’t help heal you from another burn.

Two-Face Vs. Cruella De Vil - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Welcome back to another MC Fawful Rap Battle! I decided to release the audio for this one a bit early (I'm planning to release the video at some point in 2023), so there may be a few changes in the audio between here and when the full video releases.

Anyways, today's battle features the mysterious arcade machine, Polybius, against the Greek Historian, Polybius! Which one of these "Polybiuses" will take the win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

King Can Prod as Polybius (Arcade)
Swizkii as Polybius (Greek)

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra (additional instruments by Glitch)
Mixed by Light
Cover-art by The Royal Snake

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14kgNtGUjPpePXRU22zJVpRQdwKvFsFY-b8cqP4gENTg/edit?usp=sharing

Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

Polybius (Urban Legend) vs Polybius (Greek Historian) - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Katsuki Bakugo : RaccoonBroVA
Squidward Tentacles : Jofinity 

Beat Prod : Trunkz
Written by Kamren
Additional help from CreeperPasta
Mixed by Serena
Art by CreeperPasta

MY HERO ACADEMIA VS ANYTHING

KATSUKI BAKUGO
VS
SQUIDWARD


Katsuki Bakugo :
Someone tell this loser he needs a different career choice
Cuz I'd be happy to kill this fraud and break his damn toys
Start up those fryers, I'm making crispy calamari
In short, I'm gonna win. What makes you think you can harm me?!
Courted by a jester? Please! Bow down to your king!
Exploding on the beat, this track I'm murdering!
The fuck you plan to achieve? Make my ears bleed?!
Sour Note better plead, Dynamight's taking the lead!
You draw self portraits? Wow, you really are hopeless, clown
Compared to Squilliam's eyebrow, you got a bigger frown
April Fools! You're renowned the laughingstock of the town
Even Deku's booing from the crowd, you should kill yourself, now!
You're not even a squid, the hell those extra legs go?
Thought you'd get Sweet Victory? I'll just go Sicko Mode
But hey, I'm a hero so lemme give you advice
Make like that nerd and find success in your next life

Squidward Tentacles :
And that, Patrick, is how you shouldn't open a verse
I'm surprised you could still breathe, your lungs must be at their worst
Listen kid, sweating in this battle won't do you any favors 
Pies blow up more than your quirk and it's their natural flavor
That's what we call a burn
Grew up with a gift made you think that you're greater
But only ended up as Vegeta but lamer
The League tried recruiting him as their new savior
Instead, he said "I'm on a whole other layer!"
Outclassed on this paper, put this mutt back on his leash
You're so predictable, the person you bullied swept you up off your feet
Like Kelpy G, the audience is begging for an "Encore!"
Why don't you rap over there cause honestly? I'm quite bored
Of this eyesore, throwing temper tantrums makes you hardcore?
Keep blaming yourself, you'll retire more than just your mentor
Maybe your ego will falter and realize your mistakes
But until then, Krabs! I'm going on my break!

Katsuki Bakugo :
You're not out of these woods yet, those bars got nothing
Saying anything of note is a giveaway : you're bluffing
Working a 9 to 5 with people you actively despise
Plankton's bigger to notice than a life you actually like
Hopes and dreams are dead, clarinet made me go deaf
Even your house fancied you out with how much you lost your head
And what makes even less sense? How is SpongeBob not as dense
Than a self-entitled prick who's mediocre at best
Fucking dick nose! You literally blow!
What's more mid than your show? Your "angriest" tone!
I'm predictable? Well here's the hook, line and sinker
For a squid out of water, I thought you'd be a heavy drinker
With all you've been through, its no wonder you tried striking your contract 
Too bad when against me, a Howitzer is the only time you've made an Impact!
Now make like the extra you're outed to be
Stay in my shadow and get left behind me!

Squidward Tentacles :
We serve food here and its clear you lack taste
The irony is about as smashed on as my face
What's the difference? There's beauty in beef keeping me fed
Since it went to my thighs, for you? It went to your head
You won a festival? Wow! You're so profound!
Dear Neptune, my neighbors aren't this annoying to be around
The Dirty Bubble doesn't come close to how foul your mouth is
Somebody grab his mama and slap it back in!
I suppose it's my fault expecting you to be my match
Jeanist couldn't make your image last, so what chance do I have?
One Krakatoa and everything you've said looks mild
Though what did I expect from petty threats from a child?
Kirishima's getting jealous with how hard you're on my nerves
SpongeBob! Give him a Patty to show he's being served!
I'd say you got schooled, but you'll fail without a doubt
Your reputation paid enough, this loss is on the house!


Crowd : Serena, Kamren and MetaMachine

Katsuki Bakugo vs Squidward - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #8 (ft. RaccoonBroVA & Jofinity)

JustGamer as Scott the Woz
RaccoonBroVA as Nitro Rad 
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Gizmo, JustGamer, TheDangerStranger and JK03 
Chiseled by Tommy Salommy
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement + Additional instruments by Glitch
Cover art by M!CAH

Scott the Woz (0:13):
Hey all, Scott here and- aww shit, it's you again
The guy who makes up for the dent in his wallet by chasing YouTube trends 
It's true he tends to bash on Jimmy Neutron with his “Rad” takes
But he couldn't make his sub count take off even if he used AdSpace!
Serve a square in a rap like a Wendy’s Employee
Reviewing games nobody knows? Man, you bore me!
Your content’s shovelware I’d find on the Wii 
Viewers digging through garbage: Bubsy 3D
Oh please, those tweets are a pain to read through
Nobody loves you - I should call you the Wii U!
Push my buttons and you're taking Ls
Like you played Amiibo Festival, ring a bell?
You graduated film school and acquired a lot of debt for your loans 
I spent my dough better on piles of Chips Ahoy for a joke!
Parodied the Andre show (Oh!)
But your humour just lacked taste though (Oh!)
The second channel you own (Oh?)
That shit absolutely BLOWS! (OHH!)

Nitro Rad (0:54):
For a guy who hates Breath of the Wild, I thought you'd spit more bitter
Now I'm taking over this battle like it's your Twitter
Screaming over Chibi-Robo, no surprise you're the Nerd’s successor
But you can't really write so you’ll just border lines forever (Ayy!)
You're a wannabe sitcom, with no budget
So just like your little dumb beard, you should cut it (Oh!)
No one wants to watch a video ‘bout the box
If you're Wozniak, Scott, then I'm Steve Jobs!
It's a Bargain Bin Christmas, the way you litter your vids with
Shitty skits that are just witless; my guy, there's no way you'll win this
Cause I'm Nitro Rad! (Yeah!) Killing this YouTube game better than you have
Musically amateur with the crap you sang, go and ask Brady if I make a funnier short film than you can!
And you pack no beef, makes sense you hang with vegans
But it's not the first time that I'm leaving Mario players beaten! (Yeah!)

Scott the Woz (1:35):
Are my tastes just bad? Am I the one to blame?
Or is it that James’ vids are DUMB and LAME?
Got my skits to TV, there’s like nothing that I can’t do
Took over JonTron on Reddit, you can't even crush an Ant, Dude!
This Rayman fan couldn't hope to disarm me
Content so repetitive, like Wii’s iCarly!
You'd only get by selling out with shirts
While I support a good cause when I'm dishing out merch!
It's Awesome, Baby, how you keep striving to prove your worth
But the only time you'd break a leg is with the Madden curse!

Nitro Rad (2:03):
Sure, you landed on TV but don't forget how it all happened
Only managed to gain traction through the shoutouts that you salvaged
I'll go Zip Lash at a has-been showered in copies of Madden
Let me spit facts: this rap is just like Tinder, we're no match, bitch!
I'll be Fatally Framed for this beating I'm giving; I've been Breaking Boundaries while you're shilling Gex
Your panel is something I couldn't attend even if you stopped acting like a nervous wreck
Unlike your virginity, Scott, you’ve lost this battle (Oh!)
So go ahead and suck my floppy Fortnite dick, asshole!

Scott the Woz vs Nitro Rad. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. RaccoonBroVA & JustGamer)

Among us:
There’s one impostor among us,
Bet you can tell which is the most sus,
Butters the only thing that knife can cut,
After this you’ll need a better cover up
So I’ll shut you up, and vote you out
As soon as I convince the others
I’ll sabotage, cut the lights out
Go spam E, you will never recover!
The people that still care are reddit guys!
They’re moneys what’s keeping you alive
That's what’s making your game barley survive
They waste their cash with the taunts and hats
Trading for things, millions can't buy that!
The Among us is on the spotlight
Even If just in the memes, right?
You fell, like fall guys!

Spy:
Tip toe-ing around the map, casually leaving men in white chalk
I’ve been on top of the market for 14 years
two months and your game was sent out the airlock!
We have a lot in common,but I didn’t know your game fame also disappeared!
You were on top thinkin, you were invincible
But like my cloak, your popularity invisible
My games perfect, practically un diss-able
At least when I fight bots, it’s on purpose, yo!
What you diss is not even true
You're a copycat, your The Thing 2
Beating you with the a stunning suit
Check behind at all times I’ll be watching you

Amogus as spy:
Actually I stand no chance against the incredible impostor!
(Shapeshifts into amogus)
After all, no one knows I exist, left even by your mother!

Spy as among us crewmate:
Guys, I don’t know about you but his rapping kinda sus, guys
(Transforms into spy)
We best vote him out, nobody plays the games above the age of five!

Amogus:
EMERGENCY MEETING!
YA RAPS ARE LIKE YOUR GRAPHICS, OUTDATED ALOT!
GAMES FLOODED WITH CHEATING!
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT BOTS, INSTANT SNIPER HEADSHOTS!

Spy:
AT LEAST MY GAME WAS LEFT ALONE, YOUR HAS BEEN UPDATED TO DEATH!
NOW ALL YOUR ORIGINAL  FANS HAVE LEFT YOU IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST
AND THE ONLY THING POPULAR IS JERMA CUZ OF YOUR MEMES
WHILE I'M FREE, FREE TO KICK YOUR BUTT ON STEAM!

AMOGUS:
UH, GUYS THERE'S A CRAP RAPPER AMONG US
YOU'RE NEXT UPDATE WILL COME IN 10 YEARS NO LESS
I GOT THE HOLY WATER FLOWS, I PUT THE SUS IN JESUS
YOU KNOW I'LL WIN THE VOTE, WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS!

The Spy vs. Amogus- Rap Battles!

Happy 10 Years of ERBParodies!

Mr. Jay as Cole Phelps
Nathan Provost as Vault Boy

Lyrics:
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
VAULT BOY
VS
COLE PHELPS
BEGIN

Cole Phelps:
Hello Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass
I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass
Your stupid little takedowns really make me wanna shout
I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout
You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face
You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away
My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, I'm from L.A. Noire
You look 6? 10? 12? Tell us how old you are
You're such a dumbass, you can reach through that window
To unlock the door, but instead you use a lock pick and a cord
Ouch, ouch, hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?
No holes in the boat, eat irradiated bread!
You let those stupid casino guys take your guns?
They probably heard about what you did to Megaton
You're a vilified villain, Imma take you in
Have you freakin' question by my partner Herschel Biggs

Vault Boy:
My name is Vault Boy and I am a Swift Learner
Your games are a little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar
That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess
I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying presence
I am called Lord Death, I'm a real lady killer
Maybe some intense training will help you swim through the sewers
I'm a rad child, you're just a stupid piece of shit
I solve cases on terminals cuz I'm a Computer Whiz
All my companions make everything easy
And guess what, none of them hate me
I gotta strong back, I carry all of my junk
It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk
Nuka Cola, Sarsaparilla, drinking Victory
Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree
I will smack you in the face with my paralyzing palm
Stop screaming at the suspects and please remain calm

Cole Phelps:
Listen here little boy, shall I Truth, Doubt or Lie?
You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise
Doing what I do makes me cha-ching
I know where things are when I hear *ding ding*

Vault Boy:
Oh please, you got washed out your ass
My currency is decent cause I have some bottle caps
I have Nerves of Steel, you made Roy Earl a deal
You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend, well guess what, I did, now go squeal

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Assault

I like raps.
This was made as a part of FRB's 100 Hour Duos Challenge and I worked with nEon! Nearly all of this was done by me and them.
nEon as The Trolley Problem
Trakked as I Like Trains Kid
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked, nEon
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by nEon

Battle:
Trolley Problem:
Hey kid, you seem to be on the wrong side of the tracks
What's the matter? You got something tying you back? 
I better deal with this problem ‘fore I can finally relax
Cuz I'm sensing your verses will be as dry as your past (kick it!)
So here's the problem we're presented with
In 60 seconds a trolley will come and end this kid
If I pull the lever, it'll get misdirected and 
Head into the elementary, I'd say you're a better fit
I get the people thinking when I'm shown to the crowd
When you're shown on the computer you're just slowing them down
Now the trolley's coming fast, while I hope for the best,
I’ll leave this brawl in cold blood, call that Polar Express

I Like Trains:
I felt great … until you came
You must have misheard me, my ears don’t like pain.
But if you think I’d stand here and complain,
You’ve got that wrong, I like bars
Even toddlers could beat your query with ease
Screw a paradox, you'll get a pair of deez
And I'm so fly, like a plane in the skies
While neal.fun tried and never gave you a rise 
Not even they are gonna save ya, man
Cuz I've heard better lyrics come from Train: the band
Choo choo! When I come through, you'll lose
No, I don't like trolleys, and I don't like you

Trolley Problem:
This little kid needs Ritalin if that's what he throws at me
I know how to run a track, you stand on one unknowingly
You must be used to trainwrecks, cus like your marriage, it's over
And- oh god, the trolley is getting closer

I Like Trains:
Ugh.. you've been boring me for half of this
I'll be glad when you're gone, call it Cyanide and Happiness
Here's a final message, since your head's prolly brainless
I. Like. Trains. Bitch.

The Trolley Problem vs I Like Trains Kid - Rap Cypher #35

It's not the best plan to pick a knife fight with these ones. Or a mind fight thinking about it. Today we have the infamous edgy creepypasta, Jeffery Woods. Against Stephen King's telepathic prom queen, Carrie White.

Vladimyr P. as Jeffery Woods/Jeff the Killer
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
garbageGothic as Carrie White
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_w

Carrie White: 
There’s nothing much you could be armed with to harm me 
After I come in and wreck the track like it was a dinner party. 
Can’t land the right hook with readers, so you took your punches and swung low? 
But you couldn’t knock me out with a bucket’s worth of blood flow!

Jeffery Woods:
This matchup makes me wish I would’ve just hit snooze...
‘Cause it seems that your rhymes were straight outta the Liu!
So can this cooped up, chewed up schoolgirl really tear me?
When you still get pushed by the kids who call you “Creepy Carrie!”

Carrie White:
It’s mind over brutes, so that knife that you choose to resign with will screw you; my psyche’s a tool used when bringing the carnage.
This jester pester a queen? Didn’t think you’d find a death worse than being left to fester in the mind of Deviant Artists! 
You pale to White in this fight. 
Take some notes and I think that you might learn. 
It takes more to inflict fright than to have the white face and knife blades you bite straight from Myers. 
Your writer's in need of some English lessons 
Thinking the mention of fire and Bleach will bring the height of your peak. 
You try to be bleak- Now your writing’s just seen as edgier Brightburn!
I don’t want to battle this, I’m normally a pacifist 
But I won’t sit back- let this rap get run down by a masochist! 
You’ll get a comeuppance and kick the bucket! Photoshop won’t horrify us. 
Woods’ all bark and no bite, And I left him a forest fire.

Jeffery Woods:
Speaking atop a throne built on direct-to-garbage sequels?
Between your rhyming and mother, I can’t tell which is the bigger evil
Can’t even land one victory, something this psychic can’t reach
So how about you add to your fire by adding some bleach?!

I’m not scared of anything that this coward howler screams
No wonder you went Psycho, you even copied the shower scene!
I’ve ripped out intestines that looked better than what you hand me 
Got choked up on her own words, I’ll see you in hell with Randy!
You’re not scary, Carrie, you’re more like Jane to me!
Learn to stick up for yourself without losing Rage and getting moody!
I didn’t think you could drop the ball harder than in your intro
But you’ve collapsed upon yourself, like your botched stock-home syndrome!

Beat by Audio Network
Mixed by Rabi (Beat) and Vladimyr P. (Vocals)
Thumbnail by Rabi
Written by Rabi and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Additional help from Jughead Jay, Legengo, GamingPlush64, and Paige
https://soundcloud.com/x-rap-battles
https://soundcloud.com/meta-gengo-rap-battles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz426ch5fJYdxOhPVqw-tUw
Art by Nooby and 01Tyler10

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