Friend like me (Quadruple mashup - Will smith, Elsie Lovelock, Robin Williams, Anna) by SneakyMeeky

TAPS - Vampire Batz (HQ)

Hello Everybody… 

After a year of pushbacks, changes of plan and stuff generally just not working out, the premiere of Literary Rap Battles! Is finally ready for y’all to witness, this marks not only a new chapter for this series of battles but for this channel in general, if you’re reading this thank you for checking out the battle, hoped you enjoyed it 


CAST: 
JustGamer as Mario 
https://youtube.com/@JustGamerRapBattles?si=NLSO8GnW0SFVu3zd

Danii as Garfield 
https://youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan?si=tfOa8lELxRslFn8X

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Mixed by Trakked 
CoverArt by Radish Stew 
Special thx to WAN & YetoComms CS

Lyrics : 
Mario: 
(Let’s a go) 
It's-a me Mario against a cat? Now I’ll try and put it gentle 
But I think, not even the Warp Zone would help you, reach my level 
You only move around to find another surface to recline  (but) 
Still don’t know who’s lazier, you or Davis taking Heathcliff’s design 
Talking chocolate , is the only time you can master  bars 
Wanna Brawl against a smash hit? You will end up seeing stars 
How are gonna verse me, when you simply lack skills 
I’m taking out the trash, so long Fursona of Jacksfilms 
You only came up with seven jokes , and still expect to get some laughs? 
When the funniest thing is how my hat is more known that your whole cast 
Now I’ll hear ya whine on the beat but, remember before you go on 
You’re walking with giants  and that’s a good way to get stomped on (ha-ha!)

Garfield :
Generic mess of a verse, knew you weren’t inspired 
Put me against the formula of your games, then we’ll see who’s tired 
I’m confused, I thought Italians were good at cooking 
But it looks like Jumpman on a track, cannot  find his footing (oh!) 
World's most renowned animal abuser thinks he’s some kind of legend? 
But when it  comes to popularity, he’s some yellow rat’s sloppy seconds? 
Imma get this Toad to croak, leave him 31st  reminiscing 
It’d be an Odyssey to find who notices that Mario is Missing 
So pipe down Mario, which is something you’re pretty used to 
As the Princess steps all over you, like your name is  Toadstool
Yeah I bet you’re a ton of fun, when you ruin friendships at your parties 
You could bring F.L.U.D.D and you still be flowing rather hardly 


Mario :
That verse was more scary than any edgy parody 
Not even with some power ups could you throw any fire at me 
This washed up newspaper icon, should look more fondly on his past 
As memes and shitpost are the only impact this Grumpy Cat has   
I got power-ups that might help  energize this cat 
But he can’t even power up, after a six hour long nap 
You would call it an oven, cuz you’re getting offed in a fight 
You failed to bring the smoke, Maybe somebody else took the pipe 
can’t do so much as scratch me, stick to the curtains bub 
Even when in a Kart is on, you will never be a runner up 
Let’s a go with the plumber who define a thousand  childhoods, lives
Against the vermin who’s fame consists of saying “Mondays , I’m I right?” (Oh yeah) 

Garfield :
So a blank slate for 30 years until Illumination went on to give you daddy issues, chap 
Looks like you gonn’ stick with bricks to Smash, forget down B, you’re just down bad man 
I think the princess is the one leaving red flags, in case you haven’t noticed 
If she keeps getting “kidnapped”, I  think she is “happier” with the tortoise 
Was once the frontman of the industry, nowadays competitors outdo you 
Funny how they didn’t even need shrooms as they outgrew you 
Go find another castle and battle, you’re wasting both our times 
I could be taking cat naps, you could be taking some natives lives 
So it’s settled, I beat you, and didn’t need to pop off
So want anything else…no? Ok then fuck off

Mario Vs Garfield- Literary Rap Battles! ft.JustGamer & Danii

Go Go Nighthawks! - Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Himiko Toga : garbageGothic
Zoroark : MetaStarVA

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : Dannson
Mixed by Kamren
Thumbnail by Rabi
Special Thanks to SIR Rap Battles

Zoroark :
Another trainer in the midst? No, it's something far worse
A psychopathic witch thats getting on my nerves
This vampire takes lives, she's lost her dense mind
So drop the knives and disguise, I’ll show you how my Fury Swipes!
For Arceus sake, reek of Stains and blood
I'd say take a shower but you've been nude enough
Your way of evolving makes me sick
Become those you love and you're still witless
Quick attack, can't mask that when I scratch tracks
Skinny dip rap, you get stabbed and relapse
To the past when you face the fact
You went mad because no one took your hand
Catch me in the forest, end up finding yourself
End up fighting yourself, catch you in a protest
Wanted some new friends, made a pact with Twice
Packed with shiny types ; two new boyfriends

Himiko Toga :
Hey, I'm just here to get my fill, and you wouldn't fit in among my League 
So keep running that tongue and like Tsuyu, I'll make you bleed
Yeah, these knives are shiny and they'll turn you purple
One look, you'll turn pale, wipe blood on that fur coat
This isn't an illusion, I got those dogs in me
You're a shadow of Lucario, mistook for legendary 
You don't scare me. A smile from me and bitches will drop to the floor
Just like everyone did to you for DLC to Shield and Sword
Oh wait, it ain't your turn yet
I walked in the grass and still haven't took a step
But I can be Zorua's, lemme kill ya real quick
Fox doing small tricks like its your long flick
Who taught you how to talk shit? Meowth ain't cut out for this
Taunts lasted as long as Zoro's whole damn arc did
The nasty plot thickens as I carry my team
You carry backpacks till you jump ship and leave

Zoroark :
Coming from the one who dipped after her bestie died
Can't wrap those bandages, sadly, I can't sympathize
Heard from a Pidgey, fainted by Air Slash
That shit missed me, I call that Payback
Sucking those birds dry, can't use a revive
I'm a master ballin, you simp for protags bawling
Ironic your falling for the guy that's locked in
For anti-gravity, oh the depravity!
Leeching off everyone you meet ; mosquito girl
Seeing you as Utsushimi made my blood curl
Died just as you lived : basic miss yandere
Twitter got a hold of ya and called it "queer bait"

Himiko Toga :
You’d know a lot about bait, Kodai lured you in to see the future
In the moment I'm carefree, call up Celebi to see how many I’ve hurt
Cuz that's the thing, I'll take a stab at anyone who comes at my friends
But you'll follow your captor as long as it doesn't throw off your scent!
I can do anything that I want! Hundreds of clones and I'm never gonna stop!
What's haunting you from ever being caught? One look from a human, into the forest you run off!
Not this time though, you've done enough stalling
I'll make you match your makeup once this blade starts to draw in

Himiko Toga vs Zoroark - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #12 (ft. garbageGothic & MetaStarVA)

Sofia the first - All you need

Reclaim the New World on
iTunes, Spotify, G-Play: https://fanlink.to/attackontitanrap

Lyrics:
It’s NLJ I’m reclaiming the new world 

born from the scorching lightning, my origin’s horrifying
transform into a Titan
you swore that you abhorred  genetically modifying
till you’re finding
a giant among the mice 
defiant with the hunger of a lion

These rappers want to eat me alive
it’s easy to thrive
when all of you need me to survive
see Otherwise  the city would’ve been breached over time
I’m a behemoth but what you perceive is a feeble disguise 
  
see me flowing  through the  sky
I’m the  only  asian  guy
 
livin on this planet
that could spit it 
with residual damage
you miniscule compared 
to my standin
On the roof when I 
hit you with the cannon, doo doo
 
 you know that I am sure to break a 4th wall
 salute that survey corps  for the role call
  it’s been so long, hundred years with no prob
 it’s been so long, since you heard a dope song

now I’m back, still slayin with the dual swords
 the reclamation of the new world

Advancin in three dimensions like x y z
Examine your zealotry by
Exalting walls, but they fall
when I’m walkin up on the street
and stompin on all who flee
 a monster without a conscious
But who is stoppin me?
brap

I’m comin for the king in the castle that’s
guarded by corruption, I feed em to the cattle
 your bullets are nothin, you just slinging gravel
Hardened and toughened, because I’m about to bring the battle

see that  smoke up  in the  sky
I’m the only rapper  alive

pickin off these flies
kill em with a spin, it’s quicker than Levi
start another fight with a sharper knife
I’m an armored titan, with the key where the secrets hide

Listen, I am sure to break a 4th wall
reppin that survey corps  for the role call
it’s been so long, hundred years with no prob
it’s been so long, since you heard a dope song

now I’m back, still rockin with the dual swords
it’s the reclamation of the new world
the reclamation of the human world

the reclamation of the new world

New World (Attack on Titan Remix

New World

📺 Music Video

ATTACK ON TITAN RAP

Ruberiot Song - SVTFOE

i kinda just uploaded this for myself lol

When I Met You - Dan Ring (ft. CrankGameplays)

Mancha as Ferris Bueller (Audio)
Zander Peers as Nagisa Shiota

Written by: 
Freshy Kanal, Vivian, Zander Peers & Adam

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Thumbnail Art by:
Boris

Nagisa Shiota: 
Cancel all your appointments, Ferris, it’s time to take action
Rapping? I’m leaps and bounds ahead of what you’re tracking
Your whole day planned can’t pass my knife’s movements
I’ve taken on my teacher, I can stab a slacker student

Ferris Bueller: 
And that, audience, is how you don’t spit a verse
So why not take a day off rapping? You seem pretty overworked.
Being trapped with the burden of committing teacher slaughter
And also your mother wishing that she would of had a daughter. 
No matter how hard you study, at the end I rule the poll.
This middle school kid’s songs could barely top High School Musical
No self-esteem like Cameron, you’re better off if you go.
If I wanted to fight a weeb Hitman, I’d go and see Ayano.

Nagisa Shiota:
Try to impress me with that verse? I know what you’re like
Faking sick to skip school and faking sick on the mic 
You’re a whiny child, Ferris. Soft like Argyle, Ferris
You’re crashing in this fight like you were removing miles, Ferris
I’m above this sociopath who thinks he’s a big deal
Your monotonous lines bore me, now that’s a Ferris wheel. 
But here’s your next try, maybe don’t act so peaceful.
It wouldn’t be the first time you’re failing at sequels.

Ferris Bueller: 
If you’re here ‘cause of bloodlust, you can eat my car’s dust.
Fighting me’s like suicide, you’ll just fail and combust
I’m famous, my wit and sass makes me loved around the nation.
Pardon my french, but you’re the ass of assassination.

Nagisa Shiota: 
Dude, update your settings on what you offer to tell
Does it ring a bell? You're repeating yourself!

Ferris Bueller: 
Losing to an emoji doesn’t make you seem like a man
But figuring out what your gender is is the hardest exam.

Nagisa Shiota: 
You’re too clean for this battle, pulling lines with a ruler.
I’ll stay waiting for a good verse like:

Buller’s Teacher: 
Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?

Ferris Bueller:

The next moon on noon will be your ass I kicked, like I did with all the personnel.
So return to your assassin goons and tell em 3E took the L.



Hint for next battle:
Fruity Freakouts

Ferris Bueller vs. Nagisa Shiota - Rap Battle!

LankyBox- Ultimate Chicken Nugget Song

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Sofia the first - All you need

Kaori Hatake

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