Parody song written and sang by Kat Kat @ March 2023
(Parody song to "Dance Monkey"Tones and I)

Dance for me:

I say oh my girl I see the way you shine
I'm so proud my dear the day that you were mine
how you kneeled right down and gently closed your eyes
Now I command to see you dance, you may arise

Ohhhh I see you, see you, see you everytime
and I oh my I like your style
You make me make me make me so surprised
and now I command to see you dance,again, one more time
So I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
I say, move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again

I say oh my girl I see the way you shine
Take my hands, my dear, and look me in my eyes
Just like a kajira whos been dancing her whole life
now I command to see you dance, yet one more time
Ohhhh I see you, see you, see you everytime
and I oh my I like your style
You make me make make me so surprised
and now I command to see you dance for me one more time

So I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
I say, move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
So I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
I say, move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again

Ooh
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh
Ooh
Ah ah, ah

So I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
I say, move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
So I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
I say, move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again

Dance For Me (Parody)

Parody song sang & written by Kat @ March 2023
(A parody to the song "Insensitive by Jann Arden)

Cold & unkind:
How do you cool your lips... after a Masters kiss?
How do you rid the sweat.... after the body bliss?
How do you turn your eyes.... from his evil stare?
How do you block the sound
Of his voice you'd know anywhere?
Oh, I really should have known
By the way you dragged me home
By the madness in your eyes, the tightness of your ties 
the thrill of your embrace
The expression on your face, that told me
Maybe, you might have... someone else in mind
how can you be...so cold and unkind, cold and unkind, cold and unkind.
How do you numb the skin... after the hottest touch?
How do you slow your blood after the body rush?
How do you free your soul.... after you've been owned by him?
How do you teach your heart
to never fall in love again?
you probably won't remember me
I know Im ancient history
I'm one of the chosen few
who risked her neck and fell for you
I'm out of Gor, I'm out of touch
fell too fast, I feel too much
Maybe, you might have... someone else in mind
how can you be , so cold and unkind, cold and unkind.
Oh, I really should have known
By the way you dragged me home
By the madness in your eyes, the tightness of your ties 
The thrill in your embrace
The expression on your face, that told me
Maybe, you might have... someone else in mind
how can you be, so cold and unkind, cold and unkind, cold and unkind.

Cold And Unkind(remix)(Parody)

Parody song written and sang by Kat @ March 2023
(Parody song to "Where have all the cowboys gone" Paula Cole)

Where have all the Gor Men gone:

Oh Im getting ready 
to meet him by the levee
So we can go sit down in the shade

Take shelter on my front porch
under the Gorean sun scorching
Like a glass of cold larma-ade

I will do the laundry
If you bring home the gold

Where is my John Norman
Where are my many sons
Where is my free companion
Where have all the Gor Men gone

Why don't you stay the evening
Kick back and watch the bondmaids
I'll fix a little something to eat
Oh, I know your back hurts from
from rowing on the long ship
How do you take your blackwyne my sweet

I will raise the children
You bring home the gold

Where is my John Norman
Where are my many sons
Where is my free companion
Where have all the Gor Men gone

I am wearing my new furs tonight
But you don't even, don't even, notice me
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes

You finally tried to claim me
promised me many babies
then you passed out naked 
with all the slaves
you made friends at the hall
you'd join them at the bar
almost every single day of the week

I will wash the dishes
While you drink all the mead

Where is my John Norman
Where are my many sons
Where is my free companion
Where have all the Gor Men gone
Where is my Torvie Man
Where is his bloody axe
Where is my lonely stranger
Where have all the Gor Men gone
Where have all the Gor Men gone

Where have all the Gor Men gone
How can I make you stay
How can I make you stay, How can I make you stay
How can I make you stay, How can I make you stay, How can I make you stay
Where have all the Gor Men gone
Where have all the Gor Men gone
Where have all the Gor Men gone

Where Have All The Gor Men Gone (Parody)

Original song written and sang by Kat Kat @ March 2023
(Parody Song to "Somewhere over the rainbow" Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole)
 Remixed...
Somewhere over this Planet:
oooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooo

Somewhere over this planet, too far to look
There's a land that I heard of once in a scifi book
Somewhere over this planet, moons are three
And the dreams that you dare to dream can bring you to your knees, knees...

Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the whips and scars 
cant find me
Where troubles melt like larma tarts
Away from Jarl's stinky farts
 That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over this planet, tarns do fly
Tarns fly over the Sardar! 
Why then, oh, why can't I?

 Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the whips and scars 
cant find me
Where troubles melt like larma tarts
Away from Jarl's stinky farts
 That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over this planet, tarns do fly
 Tarns  fly over the Sardar! 
 Why then, oh, why can't I?

ooooooohhh oooohhhh....

If Ships of Acquisition fly
 Beyond this planet... then why, oh, why can't I?

Somewhere Over This Planet (remix) Parody

original song written and sang by Kat Kat @ March 2023
(Royalty free backing track music)

Feeling black and blue:

Tell them tell them 
what your thinking 
hold them mold them and dont let go
show them know them 
dont stop dreaming
take them break them and dont let go

Finding them and binding them
and knowing they have value
minding them and guiding them
till they know what to do
Teaching them and training them
a lucrative asset 
commanding them restraining them
feeling black and blue...

Feeling black and blueeeeee
Feeling black and blueeeeee
Feeling black and blueeeeee
Feeling black and blueeeeee
Feeling black and blueeeeee
Feeling black and blueeeeee
Feeling black and blueeeeee

Could you would you
put the time in
can you make them understand you
will you should you
not be blind then
cant you see what you need to do
Finding them and binding them
and knowing they have value
minding them and guiding them
till they know what to do
Teaching them and training them
a lucrative asset 
commanding them restraining them
feeling black and blue...

Tell me tell them 
what your thinking 
hold them mold them and dont let go
show them know them 
dont stop dreaming
take them break them, feelin black and blue.

Feeling Black And Blue (original)

original song written and sang by Kat Kat@ March 2023
(Royalty free backing track music)

Dance of the Moons:
Beyond
the talender fields 
past the 
turwood groves
Along
the old verrs trail 
near the babbling brook
under moons of pale

Tem wood trees 
they circle the round
where evening primrose 
can be found
coven join the
dance of the moons
bodys sway and bodys swoon
he lay there blinded
naked and bound
Staked securely 
to sacred ground
cant escape the 
ropes been tied
will he make it out alive....
 
Screaming
rages on through the night
bleeding
with no will left to fight
Clawing
and tearing off thier skins
howling
when the dance begins
savage
spears of panthers seek
the captives 
flesh is so weak

Tem wood trees 
they circle the round
where evening primrose 
can be found
coven join the
dance of the moons
bodys sway and bodys swoon
He lay there blinded
naked and bound
Staked securely 
on sacred ground
cant escape the 
ropes been tied
will he make it out alive....

Each 
in turn will have their way
reaping....
till the light of day
Leaving
trails of blood, sweat and fear
then after hes exchanged
they just all dissapear

Tem wood trees 
they circle the round
where evening primrose 
can be found
coven join the
dance of the moons
bodys sway and bodys swoon
He lay there blinded
naked and bound
Staked securely 
to sacred ground
cant escape the 
ropes been tied
will he make it out alive....

Screaming
rages on through the night
bleeding
with no will left to fight
Clawing
and tearing off thier skins
howling
when the dance begins
savage
spears of panthers seek
the captives 
flesh is so weak

Tem wood trees 
they circle the round
where evening primrose 
can be found
coven join the
dance of the moons
bodys sway and bodys swoon
He lay there blinded
naked and bound
Staked securely 
to sacred ground
cant escape the 
ropes been tied
will he make it out alive....

will he make it out alive 
will he make it out alive....

Dance Of The Moons (original)

Parody song written and sang by Kat Kat @ March 2023
(Parody song to "At Seventeen" Janis Ian)

Abducted At Seventeen:

I learned the truth at seventeen
That love just was'nt meant for me
that high prized girls with clear skinned smiles
got chosen first for their looks and fire

The caring arms I never knew
the cold dark nights of abuse
time spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth

And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the Gorean graces
Desperately remained unowned
Inventing Masters to take us home
Who called to say "Come dance for me"
And murmured vague obscenities
It isn't all it seems
At seventeen

The brown eyed girl who remained bound
Whose name I never could pronounce
Said, "Pity, please, the ones we serve
we only get what we deserve"

The blonde blue eyed beauty seems
to always get just what she needs
With a guarantee of company
holds her collar high with dignity

Remember those of us who lose the game
Lose the love we sought to gain
with a lack of quality
only to endure brutality
cold steel eyes will gape at you
In dull surprise when payments due
for a few coins received
At seventeen

To those of us who knew this pain
the kindness that just never came
And those whose names were never called
When choosing girls to be auctioned off

It was long ago and far away
The world was younger than today
When dreams were all they gave for free
To ugly servant girls like me
Desperately remained unowned
Inventing Masters to take us home
It isn't all it seems 
At seventeen

I learned the truth at seventeen
That love just was'nt meant for me
that high prized girls with clear skinned smiles
got chosen first for their looks and fire

The caring arms I never knew
the cold dark nights of abuse
time spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth

And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the Gorean graces
Desperately remained unowned
Inventing Masters to take us home
Who called to say "Come dance for me"
And murmured vague obscenities
to ugly girls like me
At seventeen

Abducted At Seventeen(remix)

(Parody to "Say it Right" Nelly Furtado)

Make it Right:

Its not ok, if we fight
make it right, beg and crawl
you either want this or you don't
you either learn , or you'll fall.
when your will is broken
when you follow commands
hear the words that are spoken
and try hard to understand
That, you don't mean nothing at all to me
No, you don't mean nothing at all to me
If you've got what it takes, to make me believe.
then you could mean everything to me.
I wont play, what I'm not, its your loss,
its your fault.
I can't say, that I don't, love the light and the dark.
I can't say, that I don't, know that you will survive.
But I want you to feel,
your submission tonight.
you don't mean nothing at all to me
No, you don't mean nothing at all to me
If you've got what takes, to make me believe.
then you could mean everything to me.
Wear the brand, that I give you, with honor and pride
Feel the collar, locked upon you and lower your eyes
Give your body, Give your heart,
give up all the control.
If you don't listen closely,
then you'll just have to go.
Because
You don't mean nothing at all to me
No you don't mean nothing at all to me
"YOU" could mean everything to me...you could mean everything to me, you could mean everything to me.

Make It Right (Parody)

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