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Merry Christmas!!! We do the usual trading gifts, wishing each other tidings - y' know, all that mushy stuff. We also Talk about a black Batman meltdown, how Mrs. Clause used to be fine, and we catch some of you new folks up to the old days when Korey and Martin were party warriors.

We're especially grateful to how supportive you've been this holiday by helping out our Kickstarter campaign. Thank you so much for your donations. We'll keep you updated on our progress.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - December 24, 2013

You've all been so good to me this holiday season. For that I wanted to give some love back, and what better way to do that than to share the gift of Mama Coleman's love. Join Mama Coleman and myself as we talk about her different personalities, her fear of technology, and disjointed stories from my childhood.

And again, thank you so much for supporting the Kickstarter campaign:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Mama Coleman and Korey Show - 12-26-13

Korey needs your input on why he's so sick, and Mama Coleman passes along her gratitude for all the nice comments you gave her.

The Korey and Martin Show - Dec. 29, 2013

Martin returns from his Christmas vacation to discuss the Wolf of Wall Street controversy. We also talk about that brat who stole beer and ran over some people, why ass whoopings are necessary, our In and Out Burger, and how our holidays went. To close we finally answer some listener questions.

Thanks for the continued Kickstarter support. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - Dec. 30, 2013

A big thanks to you for helping us reach $100K on our Kickstarter campaign! Korey gives more details on what to expect from the new project and we get another visit from Mama Coleman.

Just a few more days to go before the Kickstarter is done! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-2-14

The Korey and Martin Show - Draft Day Review

Another inanimate object being an a**hole.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Oculus' Review

Blu doesn't deserve a fine bird like that.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Rio 2' Review

The art of Asians beating the crap out of each has reached another artistic level.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'The Raid 2' Review

I will find Marlon Wayans. And I will destroy him.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'A Haunted House 2' Review

This episode we talk about two 7 year olds who stop a car jacking, the funniest multiple orgasms we've seen, the weirdness that is Easter, why the Easter Bunny is so creepy, the junky with dog on his shoulder, the Weekend Box Office, and email.

The Korey and Martin Show - 4-20-14

This is a landmark episode as we test the video while recording the audio. As record our lovely mugs for video we discuss Captain America stuffing a burrito in his crotch as he grabs a woman's crotch, a nerd almost kills another nerd with a Zelda sword, and our racist of the week Cliven Bundy. We also share our experience at defensive driving, Weekend Box Office, and emails. 

The Korey and Martin Show - 4-27-14

Just how funny is it watching Ol' Man Rogen yelling at shirtless, sweaty whippersnapper Zac Efron to get off his lawn? Well...

Check out the video version on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJOre-JIM9E&feature=youtu.be

Korey and Martin Show - 'Neighbors' Review

Makes you and your friends want to throw those bath towels on around your neck and play superheroes again!

X - Men : Days Of Future Past - Double Toasted Audio Review

If laughing at a sheep's dick is something you find hilarious, Seth McPharlane has the perfect movie for you.

A Million Ways To Die In The West - Double Toasted Audio Review

FAULT IN OUR STARS - Double Toasted Review

This episode the future is here with a cree... cool new robot named Jibo, a cautionary tale about losing your virginity after marriage, don't live with hot girls, a trailer review for 'Left Behind', the most intense PSA w've ever seen, the worst Toyota mini van commercial we've ever seen, and a guy has MAJOR grudge against angry Kermit the Frog.

Watch the live streaming video version of this show live on doubletaosted.com.

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The Weekly Roast and Toast - 8-5-14

Seems like this new version of the Turtle's appeal depends on what generation you're from. So which one of us liked this slicker (but, believe it or not, dumber) reboot and why?

Watch our live streaming video version of this show every Wednesday on doubletoasted.com.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Double Toasted Video Review

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A teenage boy wakes up in a mysterious forests inhabited by other kids. His only escape is through a dangerous maze that finds yet more creative ways to kill children in Young Adult movies. 

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The Maze Runner - Double Toasted Audio Review

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This episode we discuss the 'F**k it, I quit' girl, the girl with three (fake) boobs, the best high school football speech ever, a man who has 100 daily orgasms, Gotham, trailers for 'Kingsman - Secret Service' and 'The Taking of Deborah Logan', and emails and phone calls.

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The Weekly Roast And Toast - 9-23-14

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This episode the Weekend Box Office Top 5, a haunted cop station in New Mexico, another police shooting in South Carolina, a kid almost loses his head from a neighbor's trap, a call from a Belgian gangster, and emails and phone calls from you.

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The Sunday Service - 9-28-14

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Watch in horror as a possessed terrorizes a young couple - and as two critics mangle the identity of F. Murray Abraham.

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ANNABELLE - Double Toasted Audio Review

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This episode we discuss the most extreme haunted house we've ever seen, a professional twerker, another weird PSA from Canada featuring a cracked out lion, Martin's Mormon story, and Emails and Phone Calls.

The Sunday Service - 10-12-14

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That's it, I wanna be Mexican - 'cuz you guys have the best Heaven!

THE BOOK OF LIFE - Double Toasted Audio Review

This episode the Weekend Box Office, a superhero bus driver, an old man boxing beatdown, a strange late night tale from Korey and Tommy, Andrew Wilson, a cop shoots an unarmed dog, and email.

The Sunday Service - 10-19-14

The episode we help a struggling with the death of their bully, give our opinions on Black Peter, give examples on creative music sampling, give advice on how to choose the best woman out of three, and discuss our most anticipated fall movies.

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The Casual Call In Show - 10-20-14

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