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Korey's Movie Reviews 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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No one is neutral about this man. A medically diagnosed chronic schizophrenic who makes a living selling his drawings and music on Chicago's streets. A "Best Of..." compiled by Jello Biafra from over two dozen self-produced CD's and some earlier unreleased tapes.

Wesley Willis - I Whipped Batman's Ass

'Fast and Furious', we apologize for calling you silly.

the Korey and Martin Show - 'Need For Speed' Review

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' Review

For this Sunday Service we're joined by our Brother Gerald as we discuss James Franco and that 17 year old, a sex offender who tries to burn up some lesbians, another nasty fool running up on a news reporter, the Weekend Box Office, and email.

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The Black Dahlia Murder "Moonlight Equilibrium" from "Ritual"

The Black Dahlia Murder "Moonlight Equilibrium"

This episode a nude woman destroys McDonald's, a woman takes justice into her own hands by pooping in an elevator, a baby is wanted for attempted murder, Tommy wants more realism in Captain America, and we remember Mickey Rooney.

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The Korey and Martin Show - Draft Day Review

Another inanimate object being an a**hole.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Oculus' Review

Blu doesn't deserve a fine bird like that.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Rio 2' Review

The art of Asians beating the crap out of each has reached another artistic level.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'The Raid 2' Review

If computers that want to take over the world are this dumb, then we have nothing to worry about.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Transcendence' Review

I will find Marlon Wayans. And I will destroy him.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'A Haunted House 2' Review

Jude Law plays a boozing, whoring, manic depressive guy who loves talking s**t and partying hard. Or maybe he's just being Jude Law.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Dom Hemingway' Review

Makes you and your friends want to throw those bath towels on around your neck and play superheroes again!

X - Men : Days Of Future Past - Double Toasted Audio Review

Really, at this point what's left to say?

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION - Double Toasted Review

Because the premise of the first was too stupid for just one movie. This one might surprise you, though...

THE PURGE  ANARCHY - DoubleToasted.com Review 2

It may skimp on details, but it don't fake the funk.

GET ON UP - Double Toasted Review

The fate of the galaxy lies in the paws of a talking raccoon and the limbs of a talking tree.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - Double Toasted Review

Seems like this new version of the Turtle's appeal depends on what generation you're from. So which one of us liked this slicker (but, believe it or not, dumber) reboot and why?

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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Double Toasted Video Review

Their tornadoes. They're pissed. AND THEY'RE WORKING TOGETHER!

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INTO THE STORM - Double Toasted Review

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Bunch of fresh new blood in this third entry, but it's the old new faces that make it fun. You're an a**hole, Mel Gibson, but that's why you're  such a great villain. 

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THE EXPENDABLES 3 - Double Toasted Audio Review

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Damon Wayans Jr. and Jake Johnson turn a bad costume idea into an even worse situation. Because we need more dumb asses behind a badge.

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LET'S BE COPS - Double Toasted Audio Review

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Based on the YA bestseller. Witness a world so bland people can't even see color, and somehow Jeff Bridges manages to somehow still find a drink.

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THE GIVER - Double Toasted Audio Review

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Pierce Brosnan is a James Bond without the  stupid puns. He's protecting a woman with a secret so valuable several governments want them dead.

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THE NOVEMBER MAN - Double Toasted Audio Review

This is a song by the late great Wesley Willis.
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Check him out if you don't know who he is. He would frequent our shows back in the Mid-Ninties in Chicago at the Cabaret Metro. I guess we inspired him to write a song about us!

Wesley Willis : The Toasters

"Success Is... (Hanging By The Neck)" from "Karma.Bloody.Karma".

Cattle Decapitation "Success Is... (Hanging By The Neck)"

Cattle Decapitation "A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat" from the album "Monolith of Inhumanity"

Cattle Decapitation "A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat"

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