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the maze runner

You can fall asleep on my knees 
and I'll hold you hand.
Separate yourself from the darkness in this world
and slip into a peaceful land.
Hell will rise as the sun falls down,
So close your eyes, I'll wake you when the day sounds.
----
They're never gonna break me.
They're never gonna change us.
This war's not flesh and bone,
This war wages in us-
And it burns like a fire
It burns like a fire.
There's a voice inside my head,
And it's telling me to be brave...
When the darkness comes
----
If you ain't scared,
you ain't human.
It burns like a fire,
it burns like a fire.
We're all running from our lives somehow,
terrified of what we'll find 
when the walls come falling down.
----
Tell me, did it feel right to kill something so defenseless?
Tell me, did it feel right to kill something so defenseless?

When The Darkness Comes (The Maze Runner)

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Todo va a cambiar 
Nada va a ser lo mismo 
Lo que sabemos es bueno y se fue 
La vida que teníamos se ha terminado 

Así es que despiértame de esta terrible pesadilla 
Este pequeño juego perverso nunca quise jugarlo 
Las respuestas tienen que estar allí afuera 
Las ecuaciones necesitan soluciones y las solucionaremos hoy 

¡Fuera de mi cabeza! 
¡Fuera de mi mente! 
Todo lo que me hagas pasar 
Saldré con vida 

Cuando el sol desaparece y los caballeros han caído 
Y las nubes se van 
No te oiré gritar 
En mi cabeza 

Una llamarada de esperanza 
Un destello de luz 
Una llamarada sin embargo la oscuridad por la noche 

Para recordar 
Para sobrevivir 
Para atravesar una vida con una cuchilla 

Estoy viviendo una terrible pesadilla 
Este pequeño juego perverso nunca quise jugarlo 
Las respuestas tienen que estar allí afuera 
Las ecuaciones necesitan soluciones y las solucionaremos hoy 

¡Fuera de mi cabeza! 
¡Fuera de mi mente! 
Todo lo que me hagas pasar 
Saldré con vida 

Cuando el sol desaparece y los caballeros han caído 
Y las nubes se van 
No te oiré gritar 
En mi cabeza 

Empujamos y sangramos para tomar un respiro 
Para flotar por encima de la muerte 
Aun nada tiene sentido en mi mente 

Un soldado cae en la oscuridad 
Y obligados a golpear su marca 
Y no reclamar pero derrotar 

Y duele 
Como una promesa rota 
Picaduras como una tristeza penosa 
Duele 
Y duele 
Y duele 

¡Fuera de mi cabeza! 
¡Fuera de mi mente! 
Todo lo que me hagas pasar 
Saldré con vida 

Cuando el sol desaparece y los caballeros han caído 
Y las nubes se van 
No te oiré gritar 
En mi cabeza 

Estoy viviendo una terrible pesadilla 
Estoy viviendo una terrible pesadilla 
Simplemente despiértame de esta terrible pesadilla 

Estoy viviendo una terrible pesadilla 
Estoy viviendo una terrible pesadilla 
Simplemente despiértame de esta terrible pesadilla

Nightmare [Arshad] -(Maze Runner Correr O Morir)

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