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Merry Christmas!!! We do the usual trading gifts, wishing each other tidings - y' know, all that mushy stuff. We also Talk about a black Batman meltdown, how Mrs. Clause used to be fine, and we catch some of you new folks up to the old days when Korey and Martin were party warriors.

We're especially grateful to how supportive you've been this holiday by helping out our Kickstarter campaign. Thank you so much for your donations. We'll keep you updated on our progress.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - December 24, 2013

You've all been so good to me this holiday season. For that I wanted to give some love back, and what better way to do that than to share the gift of Mama Coleman's love. Join Mama Coleman and myself as we talk about her different personalities, her fear of technology, and disjointed stories from my childhood.

And again, thank you so much for supporting the Kickstarter campaign:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Mama Coleman and Korey Show - 12-26-13

Korey needs your input on why he's so sick, and Mama Coleman passes along her gratitude for all the nice comments you gave her.

The Korey and Martin Show - Dec. 29, 2013

Martin returns from his Christmas vacation to discuss the Wolf of Wall Street controversy. We also talk about that brat who stole beer and ran over some people, why ass whoopings are necessary, our In and Out Burger, and how our holidays went. To close we finally answer some listener questions.

Thanks for the continued Kickstarter support. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - Dec. 30, 2013

A big thanks to you for helping us reach $100K on our Kickstarter campaign! Korey gives more details on what to expect from the new project and we get another visit from Mama Coleman.

Just a few more days to go before the Kickstarter is done! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-2-14

Korey and Martin thanks everyone for the Kickstarter support and share how they plan on stea... spending the money. They also discuss their opinions on 'Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones', hot tub jazz, and they take a moment to remember good ol' Uncle Phil.

8 more days left in our Kickstarter! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-3-14

We discuss our sympathy for Michael Bay and his embarrassment at CES, our own public speaking debacles, teen pregnancy, and the age of no shame.

4 more days left in our Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779…colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - January 7, 2014

Korey and Martin discuss the highlights from the Golden Globes. They also thank everyone for their support in what was a very successful Kickstarter campaign. Somehow this leads leads into fantasies of corruption and revenge.

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-13-14

Korey and Martin discuss Martin's untold adoption story, Richard Sherman 'acting a fool', Cuba Gooding Jr.'s bum rush at the SAG awards, a kid drunk with food on the toilet, and tweets.

The Martin and Korey Show - 1-20-14

Korey tells about being pulled over by the cops and finally catching up with Attack on Titan. Martin discusses his concern for Justin Bieber and our loss of privacy. They both round things off with the weekend box office and emails.

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-26-14

This audio is taken from our first live stream so you'll encounter some occasions of dropout here and there. During the live stream we discuss the Game of Thrones finale (at the end), a grandmother having a kid with her grandson, the day we fall in love with computers, an Austin supermarket serving bull penis, and a woman stuck in a tree with a cat.

We also test a few live calls throughout the show.

Weekly Roast And Toast - 6 - 17 - 14

Join us this week in our lively conversations, including discussions about a young woman and her mustard/ketchup crackhead theory, thieves caught in the act of beach stealing, and Korey's childhood friend making national news for murder.


The Weekly Roast and Toast - 7-8-14

This episode we discuss the new trailer for Big Hero 6, watch a carjacker get a beat down, see how a guy turns a shower into a girlfriend, hear Korey discuss his special sleeping problem, email, phone calls, and much more. 

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The Weekly Roast and Toast - 7-15-14

This episode we discuss 'Gotham' the series, a robot used to prevent pedophelia, Dan Bilzerian the Ultimate Bro, Hopskins' $190 mil lawsuit, a woman who hides a vibrator in a baby stroller (with a baby), Korey's latest homeless girl obsession, Tommy's birthday, and emails and calls.

The Weekly Roast and Toast - 7-22-14

We review the trailers for 'Mad Max: Fury Road' and 'The Hobbit:The Battle of Five Armies'. We also watch a dumbass set himself on fire, the Deadpool teaser, a bare breasted Austin protest, a man who handles a phone call in an usual manner, and try to figure out how a sex toy can hide inside you for ten years.

The Weekly Roast and Toast - 7-29-14

This episode we are joined The Ten Million Dollar Man as we talk about trailers for 'Wild Card' and 'Insurgent', a fugitive cow is gunned down, a cop beats down an old man, and emails and phone calls. We're also joined by guest Greg who promotes his YouTube gaming channel.

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The Weekly Roast And Toast - 12-16-14

We've finally reached the end of a long ass journey with 'The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies', we'll spend one more "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb', 'Annie' is back and black, and we'll find out if the Oscar hype for Reese Witherspoon is deserved in 'Wild'. 

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The Movie Review Extravaganza - 12-17-14

VH1's new reality show gets stomped in the yard. Plus, Bobby Shmurda is in the shmenitentiary.

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We keep Valentine's Day going with sexy topics, such as a teen with a ten inch penis - in circumference. We also have the Weekend Box Office Top 5, blackface trends in Japan, Miss Mia's sexy pics, fighting on Valentine's Day, a romantic Batman fan film, and Emails and Calls.

The Sunday Service - 2-15-15

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Trailer Tuesdays with Crimson Peak and The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  We also have stories about a kindergarten teacher who drinks beer during class, a naked man gets trapped looking for soup, committing yourself to your Boyfriend Bear, a recap of Tommy's meltdown, and Calls and Emails.

The Weekly Roast And Toast - 2-17-15

We time travel once again in nasty man water in 'Hot Tub Time Machine 2', Kevin Costner catches the fastest Mexicans n 'McFarland, USA', and we lean exactly what the hell is 'The Duff'.


The Movie Review Extravaganza - 2-18-15

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Young Nightcrawler joins the X-Men, Amazon premieres five new series, Pirates of the Caribbean 5 starts filming, and a petition someone wants Scarlett Johansson out of Ghost in the Shell.

The Daily Double Talk - 2-18-15

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Is it worth soaking in dirty man juices to travel through time again? If John Cusack isn't there, probably not.

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 - Double Toasted Audio Review

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The trailer for 'A Brave Heart' brings Korey to tears, Marlon Wayans becomes Richard Pryor, Power Rangers grow up, the Czech Republic falls for a Jim Carrey knock off, a Fifty Shades of Grey re-enactment goes wrong, and we answer emails and phone calls.

The Weekly Roast And Toast - 2-24-15

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Will Smith tries to con us with charm, and with the gorgeous Margot Robbie, in 'Focus', and LA gets even more bizarre in David Cronenberg's 'Maps to the Stars'.

The Movie Review Extravaganza - 2-25-15

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Ethan Hawke and Denzel Washington re-team for The Magnificent Seven, Spielberg teams with Jennifer Lawrence, Ronda Rousey partners with Iko Uwais, Adam Scott and Toni Collette unite to save Christmas, Chinese box office outgrosses Hollywood, and Netflix premieres more shows while going for Oscar gold.

The Daily Double Talk - 3-3-15

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Welcome back by our old friend from The Reel Deal days Brian Smith. He joins us for Trailer Tuesdays with 'Ex Machina' and 'Superfast!', a weasel riding a woodpecker, a preacher ready for the zombie (and vampire) apocalypse, a preacher with Jedi powers, and emails and phone calls.

The Weekly Roast And Toast - 3-3-15

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The third Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer is here, Joss Whedon speaks out on directing the film, Luke Cage promises a more adult oriented show, Independence Day 2 gets a Will Smith replacement, It gets Stephen King's approval, Erykah Badu comes to Amazon, and Amy Pascal gets Seth Rogen's second hand smoke.

The Daily Double Talk - 3-4-15

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Beauty finds her Beast - and her Gaston, Uncle Buck is Uncle Black, Heavy Metal goes to TV, Barbie goes live action, and DC says they're edgier than Marvel.

The Daily Double Talk - 3-5-15

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The Expendables blow up TV, Toy Story 4 stands on its own, the financing science behind Dredd 2, The Daily Show loses Samantha Bee, and Harrison Ford pulls a Han Solo on a WW2 plane.

The Daily Double Talk - 3-6-15

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