Smaller laughs

KCDT: R&T

My Shit

Podcasts

3/18

Merry Christmas!!! We do the usual trading gifts, wishing each other tidings - y' know, all that mushy stuff. We also Talk about a black Batman meltdown, how Mrs. Clause used to be fine, and we catch some of you new folks up to the old days when Korey and Martin were party warriors.

We're especially grateful to how supportive you've been this holiday by helping out our Kickstarter campaign. Thank you so much for your donations. We'll keep you updated on our progress.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - December 24, 2013

You've all been so good to me this holiday season. For that I wanted to give some love back, and what better way to do that than to share the gift of Mama Coleman's love. Join Mama Coleman and myself as we talk about her different personalities, her fear of technology, and disjointed stories from my childhood.

And again, thank you so much for supporting the Kickstarter campaign:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Mama Coleman and Korey Show - 12-26-13

Korey needs your input on why he's so sick, and Mama Coleman passes along her gratitude for all the nice comments you gave her.

The Korey and Martin Show - Dec. 29, 2013

Martin returns from his Christmas vacation to discuss the Wolf of Wall Street controversy. We also talk about that brat who stole beer and ran over some people, why ass whoopings are necessary, our In and Out Burger, and how our holidays went. To close we finally answer some listener questions.

Thanks for the continued Kickstarter support. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - Dec. 30, 2013

A big thanks to you for helping us reach $100K on our Kickstarter campaign! Korey gives more details on what to expect from the new project and we get another visit from Mama Coleman.

Just a few more days to go before the Kickstarter is done! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-2-14

Korey and Martin thanks everyone for the Kickstarter support and share how they plan on stea... spending the money. They also discuss their opinions on 'Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones', hot tub jazz, and they take a moment to remember good ol' Uncle Phil.

8 more days left in our Kickstarter! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-3-14

We discuss our sympathy for Michael Bay and his embarrassment at CES, our own public speaking debacles, teen pregnancy, and the age of no shame.

4 more days left in our Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779…colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - January 7, 2014

Korey and Martin discuss the highlights from the Golden Globes. They also thank everyone for their support in what was a very successful Kickstarter campaign. Somehow this leads leads into fantasies of corruption and revenge.

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-13-14

Korey and Martin discuss Martin's untold adoption story, Richard Sherman 'acting a fool', Cuba Gooding Jr.'s bum rush at the SAG awards, a kid drunk with food on the toilet, and tweets.

The Martin and Korey Show - 1-20-14

Korey tells about being pulled over by the cops and finally catching up with Attack on Titan. Martin discusses his concern for Justin Bieber and our loss of privacy. They both round things off with the weekend box office and emails.

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-26-14

One of the most thought provoking and profound movies this year. Seriously.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'The Lego Movie' Review

This audio is taken from our first live stream so you'll encounter some occasions of dropout here and there. During the live stream we discuss the Game of Thrones finale (at the end), a grandmother having a kid with her grandson, the day we fall in love with computers, an Austin supermarket serving bull penis, and a woman stuck in a tree with a cat.

We also test a few live calls throughout the show.

Weekly Roast And Toast - 6 - 17 - 14

Join us this week in our lively conversations, including discussions about a young woman and her mustard/ketchup crackhead theory, thieves caught in the act of beach stealing, and Korey's childhood friend making national news for murder.


The Weekly Roast and Toast - 7-8-14

This episode we discuss the new trailer for Big Hero 6, watch a carjacker get a beat down, see how a guy turns a shower into a girlfriend, hear Korey discuss his special sleeping problem, email, phone calls, and much more. 

Taken from our live streaming show on DoubleToasted.com

The Weekly Roast and Toast - 7-15-14

This episode we discuss 'Gotham' the series, a robot used to prevent pedophelia, Dan Bilzerian the Ultimate Bro, Hopskins' $190 mil lawsuit, a woman who hides a vibrator in a baby stroller (with a baby), Korey's latest homeless girl obsession, Tommy's birthday, and emails and calls.

The Weekly Roast and Toast - 7-22-14

We review the trailers for 'Mad Max: Fury Road' and 'The Hobbit:The Battle of Five Armies'. We also watch a dumbass set himself on fire, the Deadpool teaser, a bare breasted Austin protest, a man who handles a phone call in an usual manner, and try to figure out how a sex toy can hide inside you for ten years.

The Weekly Roast and Toast - 7-29-14

http://doubletoasted.com/

This episode we discuss Jennifer Lopez's 'Booty', the Weekend Box Office, the second coming of the Fappening,  a great phone call from Australia, and the worst picture Korey has ever taken.

Join us for our weekly live streaming Sunday show where Pastor Korey and Deacon Martin catch up on the week's wildest events, cover the Weekend Box Office, and connect with Toasties through emails and phone calls. 

Want to be a part of the show? Send us your email questions to kcoolmanz@gmail.com. Please attach your phone number if you want a call.

The Sunday Service - 9-21-14

http://doubletoasted.com/

Based on the 1985 TV show, Denzel Washington is an ex.. special... something... who helps crime victims by charmingly killing bad people. 

Like the audio? You'll love love the video. Watch this and other live shows on http://doubletoasted.com/

The Equalizer - Double Toasted Audio Review

Like the audio? You'll love love the video. Watch this and other live shows on http://doubletoasted.com/

Who really knows Dracula? Learn about the husband, the father, the warrior - and about the man who fears pocket change.

DRACULA UNTOLD - Double Toasted Audio Review

Kill a man's dog, expect a bullet in your ass.

Like the audio? You'll love love the video. Watch this and other live shows on http://doubletoasted.com/

JOHN WICK - Double Toasted Audio Review

A boy genius and his rubber robot form a superhero team and cash in on the comic book movie trend.

Like the audio? You'll love love the video. Watch this and other live shows on http://doubletoasted.com/

BIG HERO 6 - Double Toasted Audio Review

This episode we have trailers for 'San Andreas' and 'The Walk', an attack on a furry convention, Martin approves Pepe LePew's creepy behavior, Korey eats the smallest chicken wings in town, and Emails and Phone Calls.

Like the audio? You'll love love the video. Watch this and other live shows on http://doubletoasted.com/

The Weekly Roast And Toast - 12-9-14

This episode Django joins Zorro, 21 Jump Street joins the MIB, Channing Tatum joins Chris Pratt for 'Ghostbusters', Bill Cosby kinda speaks out, Sony's newest ideas for Spider-Man, and Mama June is offered to make a sex tape.

http://doubletoasted.com/

The Daily Double Talk - 12 - 15 - 14.output

This episode prepare for the cinematic return (maybe) of Yeezus Christ, The Walking Dead leaves the backwoods for its new spinoff series, Beetlejuice sequel in the works, cast of Selma joins the nations peaceful protest, and another internet hoax is revealed.

http://doubletoasted.com/

The Daily Double Talk - 12-16-14

https://doubletoasted.com/

'Boyhood' and 'Budapest' representin' Austin at the Golden Globes, Margaret Cho showing some Asian disrespect, more casting for 'Fargo', we get another 'Wet Hot American Summer', and Tommy gets giddy for another 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants'.

The Daily Double Talk - 1-12-15

https://doubletoasted.com/

Trailer Tuesday with murder by social media in 'Unfriended', Melissa McCarthy going undercover in 'Spy', and Martin's opinion of 'Avenger's 2: Age of Ultron'. We also have a story about a man who gets his penis cut off twice the same day, and Korey lays down some rules for guests.

The Weekly Roast And Toast - 1-13-15

https://doubletoasted.com/

James Cameron finally gives a date (sort of) for the next Avatar trilogy, Rupert Murdoch tweets something dumb (surprise surprise) about Muslims, Spike Lee releases his latest film on Vimeo, and a substitute teacher gives her classes a lesson in the ABCs of Death.

The Daily Double Talk - 1 - 14 - 15

We're joined by lovely cohost Jena as she joins us with calls about a guy being hit on by his boss, the glamorous life of a rock photographer, a follow on on a guy trying to balance two girls, an artist on worked on one of the worst trailers we've ever seen, and more.

The Casual Call In Show - 1-26-15

https://doubletoasted.com/

Ethan Hawke and Denzel Washington re-team for The Magnificent Seven, Spielberg teams with Jennifer Lawrence, Ronda Rousey partners with Iko Uwais, Adam Scott and Toni Collette unite to save Christmas, Chinese box office outgrosses Hollywood, and Netflix premieres more shows while going for Oscar gold.

The Daily Double Talk - 3-3-15

https://doubletoasted.com/

Welcome back by our old friend from The Reel Deal days Brian Smith. He joins us for Trailer Tuesdays with 'Ex Machina' and 'Superfast!', a weasel riding a woodpecker, a preacher ready for the zombie (and vampire) apocalypse, a preacher with Jedi powers, and emails and phone calls.

The Weekly Roast And Toast - 3-3-15

https://doubletoasted.com/

The third Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer is here, Joss Whedon speaks out on directing the film, Luke Cage promises a more adult oriented show, Independence Day 2 gets a Will Smith replacement, It gets Stephen King's approval, Erykah Badu comes to Amazon, and Amy Pascal gets Seth Rogen's second hand smoke.

The Daily Double Talk - 3-4-15

https://doubletoasted.com/

Beauty finds her Beast - and her Gaston, Uncle Buck is Uncle Black, Heavy Metal goes to TV, Barbie goes live action, and DC says they're edgier than Marvel.

The Daily Double Talk - 3-5-15

https://doubletoasted.com/

The Expendables blow up TV, Toy Story 4 stands on its own, the financing science behind Dredd 2, The Daily Show loses Samantha Bee, and Harrison Ford pulls a Han Solo on a WW2 plane.

The Daily Double Talk - 3-6-15

https://doubletoasted.com/

We take calls to get people's opinions about how the public views marijuana. We also answer calls about why woman hide their age, when to stop trying to win someone back, Music Mondays with Marcus, and more.

The Casual Call In Show - 4-20-15

https://doubletoasted.com/

One of our more impromptu shows as a water accident forces us to work without a computer. We still manage to take calls about the Baltimore riots, the best tools for hanging with Mr. Robinson, what it takes to direct, and more.

The Casual Call In Show - 4 -27-15

Official Soundcloud Page of DoubleToasted.com!