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This is an exclusive preview for THE JULIETTE SOCIETY, the first erotic novel written by adult film star Sasha Grey.  Narrated by the author.

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Before we go any further, let's get this out of the way. I want you to do three things for me. 

One. Do not be offended by anything you read beyond this point.

Two. Leave your inhibitions at the door.

Three, and most important. Everything you see and hear from now on must remain between us.

Now, let me take you to a place you've never been before...

Film student Catherine has a secret: a long-held dream, the source of all her sexual imaginings. A dream full of desires of which she is ashamed and embarrassed. And these vivid dreams eventually find their way into her everyday life. One night, at a club, she meets at a man who leads her into a strange world. And soon she is drawn toward the Juliette Society, an exclusive secret society in which all the deepest, darkest fantasies are explored. But for those who join this world, there is no turning back.

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Available August 27 from Hachette Audio as a digital download, and in trade paperback and ebook from Grand Central Publishing.

Download:
http://www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_2?asin=B00EJLA2T0&qid=1377274993&sr=1-2
http://www.downpour.com/the-juliette-society-1
http://www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/the-juliette-society/194890

The Juliette Society by Sasha Grey, Read by the author - Audiobook Excerpt

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Merry Christmas!!! We do the usual trading gifts, wishing each other tidings - y' know, all that mushy stuff. We also Talk about a black Batman meltdown, how Mrs. Clause used to be fine, and we catch some of you new folks up to the old days when Korey and Martin were party warriors.

We're especially grateful to how supportive you've been this holiday by helping out our Kickstarter campaign. Thank you so much for your donations. We'll keep you updated on our progress.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - December 24, 2013

You've all been so good to me this holiday season. For that I wanted to give some love back, and what better way to do that than to share the gift of Mama Coleman's love. Join Mama Coleman and myself as we talk about her different personalities, her fear of technology, and disjointed stories from my childhood.

And again, thank you so much for supporting the Kickstarter campaign:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Mama Coleman and Korey Show - 12-26-13

Korey needs your input on why he's so sick, and Mama Coleman passes along her gratitude for all the nice comments you gave her.

The Korey and Martin Show - Dec. 29, 2013

Martin returns from his Christmas vacation to discuss the Wolf of Wall Street controversy. We also talk about that brat who stole beer and ran over some people, why ass whoopings are necessary, our In and Out Burger, and how our holidays went. To close we finally answer some listener questions.

Thanks for the continued Kickstarter support. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - Dec. 30, 2013

A big thanks to you for helping us reach $100K on our Kickstarter campaign! Korey gives more details on what to expect from the new project and we get another visit from Mama Coleman.

Just a few more days to go before the Kickstarter is done! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-2-14

Korey and Martin thanks everyone for the Kickstarter support and share how they plan on stea... spending the money. They also discuss their opinions on 'Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones', hot tub jazz, and they take a moment to remember good ol' Uncle Phil.

8 more days left in our Kickstarter! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-3-14

We discuss our sympathy for Michael Bay and his embarrassment at CES, our own public speaking debacles, teen pregnancy, and the age of no shame.

4 more days left in our Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779…colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - January 7, 2014

Korey and Martin discuss the highlights from the Golden Globes. They also thank everyone for their support in what was a very successful Kickstarter campaign. Somehow this leads leads into fantasies of corruption and revenge.

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-13-14

Korey and Martin discuss Martin's untold adoption story, Richard Sherman 'acting a fool', Cuba Gooding Jr.'s bum rush at the SAG awards, a kid drunk with food on the toilet, and tweets.

The Martin and Korey Show - 1-20-14

Korey tells about being pulled over by the cops and finally catching up with Attack on Titan. Martin discusses his concern for Justin Bieber and our loss of privacy. They both round things off with the weekend box office and emails.

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-26-14

This episode we expose LSD laced steaks at Wal-Mart, the new black Annie trailer, friends we've lost to cults, and the Weekend Box Office.

The Korey and Martin Show - 3-9-14

We're joined by old friend DJ Milez as we try to understand how a cat terrorized its family into calling 911, why George Zimmerman is signing autographs at a gun show, and when someone is going to slap Justin Bieber for acting like a prick during his deposition. We also watch a homeless man have ghost sex and talk about our SXSW experiences. 

The Korey and Martin Show - 3-12-14

For this Sunday Service we're joined by our Brother Gerald as we discuss James Franco and that 17 year old, a sex offender who tries to burn up some lesbians, another nasty fool running up on a news reporter, the Weekend Box Office, and email.

The Korey and Martin Show - 4-6-14

This episode a nude woman destroys McDonald's, a woman takes justice into her own hands by pooping in an elevator, a baby is wanted for attempted murder, Tommy wants more realism in Captain America, and we remember Mickey Rooney.

KoreyMartinShow 4 7 14

What a wild show. 

This week we're joined by very generous contributor to Doubletoasted.com 'chech',  Andrew Wilson and his buddy (and ours) Neal. This Sunday Service sermon includes a woman who is mugged on live TV, a dwarf so hellbent on driving to get illegal sex he urinates himself, a follow up on the Angelina Jolie lookalike who stabbed a cab driver for refusing sex, that new Ice JJ Fish track, and the Weekend Box Office. 

Oh, and look who decided to show up...

The Korey and Martin Show - 4-13-14

If computers that want to take over the world are this dumb, then we have nothing to worry about.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Transcendence' Review

I will find Marlon Wayans. And I will destroy him.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'A Haunted House 2' Review

Jude Law plays a boozing, whoring, manic depressive guy who loves talking s**t and partying hard. Or maybe he's just being Jude Law.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Dom Hemingway' Review

This episode we discuss a woman who had sex with a dolphin, a Guinea Pig that had sex with 100 females, another Slenderman attack, breast feeding at graduation, a crazy woman who attacks a photographer, Korey’s Six Flags deception, and email.

The Midweek Service - 6-10-14

Felicia Day, well-known for her roles on hit TV shows like “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Supernatural,” her critically acclaimed web series “The Guild,” and her YouTube channel “Geek & Sundry,” joins Rhett & Link this week to discuss her latest project, "Spooked," what it was like growing up as a home-schooled misfit in the deep south, misogyny in geek culture, and the first time she ever kissed a girl- on screen. 

*NOTE: This conversation contains adult themes and language.

Ep. 38 Felicia Day- Ear Biscuits

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes - Double Toasted Review

This episode we discuss the new trailer for Big Hero 6, watch a carjacker get a beat down, see how a guy turns a shower into a girlfriend, hear Korey discuss his special sleeping problem, email, phone calls, and much more. 

Taken from our live streaming show on DoubleToasted.com

The Weekly Roast and Toast - 7-15-14

So you know Hercules? Son of Zeus and all of that? Yeah, he's full of s**t.

HERCULES - Double Toasted Review

This episode the future is here with a cree... cool new robot named Jibo, a cautionary tale about losing your virginity after marriage, don't live with hot girls, a trailer review for 'Left Behind', the most intense PSA w've ever seen, the worst Toyota mini van commercial we've ever seen, and a guy has MAJOR grudge against angry Kermit the Frog.

Watch the live streaming video version of this show live on doubletaosted.com.

Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp4cuWZKxR5ZNbcWrP1DozA

The Weekly Roast and Toast - 8-5-14

This episode we discuss The Weekend Box Office, an infamous squirrel killer, extreme scared straight, mom calling 911 on her porn watching son, an unemployed guy pretending to be a ghost, Sarah’s famous ass, Korey does his best not to lose it, and email and phone calls.

Watch the live video streaming version of this show every Wednesday on http://doubletoasted.com/


The Sunday Service - 8-10-14

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This episode we discuss we remember the successes of Robin Williams, a badass 9 year old who beat up an alligator, Fire Mom getting arrested, and a cat that steals internet, the 'Better Call Saul' teaser, 'The Best of Me' trailer, a new Silent Hill by Guillermo Del Toro, and email.

Watch the live video streaming version of this show every week on http://doubletoasted.com/

The Weekly Roast and Toast - 8-12-14

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This service the Weekend Box Office, Korey needs your help with his new puppy, you CAN pick up chicks with a puppy, we may have been right about a Walking Dead character, a girl beats up her boyfriend for liking other girls' photos, another crazy cat holds its family hostage, a fast food logo that resembles a certain body part, and calls and emails.

Join us for our weekly live streaming Sunday show where Pastor Korey and Deacon Martin catch up on the week's wildest events, cover the Weekend Box Office, and connect with Toasties through emails and phone calls.

The Sunday Service - 8-17-14

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This episode we discuss the ice bucket challenge, Korey's request for his own charity challenge, sex with a snake, trailers for 'The Babadook', 'Men, Women & Children', and 'The Equalizer', emails, how to smoke a french fry, phone calls, and the crazy mentality of our friend Theo.

Join Korey, Martin, and Tommy Boy for their weekly live streaming get together where they humorously discuss entertainment news, bizarre happenings in the world, personal stories, and connect with Toasties through emails and phone calls. 

The Weekly Roast and Toast - 8-19-14

Here's a clip from our new audiobook, TOUGH SH*T, by Kevin Smith. Narrated by Kevin Smith.

Summary:
That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough sh*t: Kevin Smith has cracked the code.  Or, he’s just cracked. 

Tough Sh*t is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he’s ready to put it in your hands. Smear this sh*t all over yourself, because this is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev takes you through some big moments in his life to help you live your days in as Gretzky a fashion as you can: going where the puck is gonna be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten movies with no discernible talent, and how when he had everything he thought he’d ever want, he decided to blow up his own career. Along the way, Kev shares stories about folks who inspired him (like George Carlin), folks who befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and folks who let him jerk off onto their legs (like his beloved wife, Jen). 
So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it on the toilet if you want. Just make sure you grab the bowl and push, because you’re about to take one Tough Sh*t.

Available for purchase at:
<a href="http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781611760613,00.html?Tough_Sh*t_Kevin_Smith">Penguin US - Audiobook (CD Format)</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tough-Sh-Life-Advice-Lazy/dp/1611760615/ref=tmm_abk_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1347371996&sr=1-1">Amazon -Audiobook (CD Format)</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tough-Sh-t-Life-Advice-Lazy/dp/B007MI1OTE/ref=tmm_aud_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1347371996&sr=1-1">Amazon - Audiobook (downloadable format)</a>
<a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tough-sh-t-kevin-smith/1102832584?ean=9781611760613">Barnes & Noble -  Audiobook (CD Format)</a>
<a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tough-sh-t-kevin-smith/1102832584?ean=9781101538630">Barnes & Noble - Audiobook (downloadable format)</a>
<a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/tough-sh-t-life-advice-from/id504009724?uo=4">Itunes - Audiobook (downloadable format)</a>
<a href="http://www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_1?asin=B007946C20&qid=1347372313&sr=1-1">Audible.com - Audiobook (downloadable format)</a>
<a href="http://www.emusic.com/listen/#/book/kevin-smith/tough-sht/10120143/:">emusic.com - Audiobook (downloadable format)</a>

Tough Sh*t, written and read by Kevin Smith

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