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Merry Christmas!!! We do the usual trading gifts, wishing each other tidings - y' know, all that mushy stuff. We also Talk about a black Batman meltdown, how Mrs. Clause used to be fine, and we catch some of you new folks up to the old days when Korey and Martin were party warriors.

We're especially grateful to how supportive you've been this holiday by helping out our Kickstarter campaign. Thank you so much for your donations. We'll keep you updated on our progress.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - December 24, 2013

You've all been so good to me this holiday season. For that I wanted to give some love back, and what better way to do that than to share the gift of Mama Coleman's love. Join Mama Coleman and myself as we talk about her different personalities, her fear of technology, and disjointed stories from my childhood.

And again, thank you so much for supporting the Kickstarter campaign:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Mama Coleman and Korey Show - 12-26-13

Korey needs your input on why he's so sick, and Mama Coleman passes along her gratitude for all the nice comments you gave her.

The Korey and Martin Show - Dec. 29, 2013

Martin returns from his Christmas vacation to discuss the Wolf of Wall Street controversy. We also talk about that brat who stole beer and ran over some people, why ass whoopings are necessary, our In and Out Burger, and how our holidays went. To close we finally answer some listener questions.

Thanks for the continued Kickstarter support. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - Dec. 30, 2013

A big thanks to you for helping us reach $100K on our Kickstarter campaign! Korey gives more details on what to expect from the new project and we get another visit from Mama Coleman.

Just a few more days to go before the Kickstarter is done! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-2-14

Korey and Martin thanks everyone for the Kickstarter support and share how they plan on stea... spending the money. They also discuss their opinions on 'Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones', hot tub jazz, and they take a moment to remember good ol' Uncle Phil.

8 more days left in our Kickstarter! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779592/it-aint-going-down-like-that-korey-colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-3-14

We discuss our sympathy for Michael Bay and his embarrassment at CES, our own public speaking debacles, teen pregnancy, and the age of no shame.

4 more days left in our Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/573779…colemans-new-si

The Korey and Martin Show - January 7, 2014

Korey and Martin discuss the highlights from the Golden Globes. They also thank everyone for their support in what was a very successful Kickstarter campaign. Somehow this leads leads into fantasies of corruption and revenge.

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-13-14

Korey and Martin discuss Martin's untold adoption story, Richard Sherman 'acting a fool', Cuba Gooding Jr.'s bum rush at the SAG awards, a kid drunk with food on the toilet, and tweets.

The Martin and Korey Show - 1-20-14

Korey tells about being pulled over by the cops and finally catching up with Attack on Titan. Martin discusses his concern for Justin Bieber and our loss of privacy. They both round things off with the weekend box office and emails.

The Korey and Martin Show - 1-26-14

For this Sunday Service we're joined by our Brother Gerald as we discuss James Franco and that 17 year old, a sex offender who tries to burn up some lesbians, another nasty fool running up on a news reporter, the Weekend Box Office, and email.

The Korey and Martin Show - 4-6-14

This episode a nude woman destroys McDonald's, a woman takes justice into her own hands by pooping in an elevator, a baby is wanted for attempted murder, Tommy wants more realism in Captain America, and we remember Mickey Rooney.

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If computers that want to take over the world are this dumb, then we have nothing to worry about.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Transcendence' Review

I will find Marlon Wayans. And I will destroy him.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'A Haunted House 2' Review

Jude Law plays a boozing, whoring, manic depressive guy who loves talking s**t and partying hard. Or maybe he's just being Jude Law.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Dom Hemingway' Review

Show went on long this week so it's split up in two parts. In fact there was show much show we needed TWO Korey's to pull it off. We're joined by Korey from Atlanta as we discuss fathers becoming their daughters' boyfriends in the name of purity, Ben Affleck being banned from the Hard Rock in Las Vegas, and a kid accepted into all 8 Ivy League schools. 

And that's just part one.

The Korey and Martin Show - 5-5-14, Part 1

We continue with our guest Korey (yes, another Korey) as we follow up on the ex-KKK leader who had sex with a black man, a tribute to Bob Hoskins, fan art, and email.

Check out the first part here:
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The Korey and Martin Show - 5-5-14, Part 2

Seems like this new version of the Turtle's appeal depends on what generation you're from. So which one of us liked this slicker (but, believe it or not, dumber) reboot and why?

Watch our live streaming video version of this show every Wednesday on doubletoasted.com.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Double Toasted Video Review

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This week we interrupt one listener's foreplay, wonder why there's no Black Panther movie, and things take a turn for the weird with a discussion about pterodactyl porn. Yes, that's a real thing.

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The Casual Call In Show - 8-25-14

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Pierce Brosnan is a James Bond without the  stupid puns. He's protecting a woman with a secret so valuable several governments want them dead.

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THE NOVEMBER MAN - Double Toasted Audio Review

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This episode we discuss Jennifer Lawrence and the day the cloud rained nude pics, trailers for ‘Monsters: Dark Continent’ and ‘Cymbeline’, a Russian cartoon beat down, the origin of Porno Chris, a debate over ‘Summer Lesson’, and Emails and Phone Calls.

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The Weekly Roast and Toast - 9-2-14

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It's finally here! The best worst movie of the year, and does this one have it all. God, an alternate universe Elvis, a 40 year old man trying to pass for 16, Ray Liotta - and none of it meant for laughs. Although there are plenty to be had.

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THE IDENTICAL - Double Toasted Audio Review

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This episode we discuss our memories of Joan Rivers, a man going crazy over toe stepping, a video a man with no neck living life, a disturbing ingredient inside a woman’s coffee, fan submitted music, and Emails and Phone calls.

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The Sunday Service - 9 - 7-14

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This episode we take calls including a man that cockblocks his own cockblocking story, a prolific 18 year old, and the Ray Rice incident. We also read emails about the worst endings for good movies and crazy girlfriend request.

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The Casual Call In Show - 9-8-14

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This week Korey plays another one of Mama Coleman's sexy birthday messages, a man sleepwalks off a clip, trailers for Fury, The Walking Dead, and Alien: Isolation, we watch more disturbing Canadian PSAs, Martin weighs in on the Ray Rice story, a man is arrested for dealing Pop Tart crumbs, and Emails and Phone Calls.

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The Weekly Roast And Toast - 9-9-14

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Tom Hardy is a Brooklyn bartender with a Mike Tyson voice trying to keep his humanity amidst crooked money. This is also the last movie of the late great James Ganolfini, who... wait, wasn't that last movie his last movie?

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The Drop - Double Toasted Audio Review

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Winter the Dolphin with the prosthetic tails returns. This time she's in need of female companionship when her old friend passes away. Speaking of female companionship, is Morgan Freeman stalking Ashley Judd?

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Dolphin Tale 2 - Double Toasted Audio Review

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From our monthly free stream. This show we catch up on reviews for 'Boyhood' and 'As Above, So Below'. We also answer emails and phone calls.

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The Not So Free Free Show - 8-28-14

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This episode we the Weekend Box Office, the return of old Mike in a Canadian live television interview, Yeezus Christ commands you to rise from your wheelchair, the review for 'No Good Deed', Theo returns to hit on Mama Coleman, Gerald returns for more punishment, and Emails and Phone Calls.

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The Sunday Service - 9-14-14

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This episode's calls and emails include songs with lyrics we can't understand, a horror story idea, our favorite Kiwi, and our first drunk caller.

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The Casual Call In Show - 9-15-14

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This episode Korey confronts his sleazy handyman in public, Martin provides therapy for an insecure caller, we watch a Ukrainian politician get thrown in the trash, discuss the virtues of the nut sack, watch a clip for 'The Equalizer' and 'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay  Pt. 1", and more.

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The Weekly Roast And Toast - 9-16-14

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This week we review 'The Maze Runner', 'A Walk Among the Tombstones', 'This is Where I Leave You', 'Love is Strange', and that weird walrus movie 'Tusk'.

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The Movie Review Extravaganza - 9-17-14

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This episode we discuss Jennifer Lopez's 'Booty', the Weekend Box Office, the second coming of the Fappening,  a great phone call from Australia, and the worst picture Korey has ever taken.

Join us for our weekly live streaming Sunday show where Pastor Korey and Deacon Martin catch up on the week's wildest events, cover the Weekend Box Office, and connect with Toasties through emails and phone calls. 

Want to be a part of the show? Send us your email questions to kcoolmanz@gmail.com. Please attach your phone number if you want a call.

The Sunday Service - 9-21-14

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Another full show as we review 'Fury', 'The Book of Life', 'The Best of Me', 'St.  Vincent', and 'Men, Women, and Children'. 

The Movie Review Extravaganza - 10-15-14 Pt. 1

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Another Nicholas Sparks romance, where the hopes of staring at shirtless men will distract from the stupidity of everything else.

THE BEST OF ME - Double Toasted Audio Review

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