This is the beat I made for ERBParodies Cole Phelps vs Vault Boy sequel!

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Cole Phelps vs Vault Boy 2 Instrumental

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Shadow the Hedgehog!

VS!

Twilight Sparkle!

BEGIN!

Shadow:

Get over here, purple girl, let's get this over with
I'll wipe out the pony race, you'll just be known as myths.
I can't stand your friends, the pink one, the yellow one,
you're done, all I can say for you is, this won't be fun.
Hmm, what's that? Your princess called,
She wants you to write a letter about how I won it all!
I'm the ultimate life form, I'll knock you back into a foal,
I got two more words for you: CHAOS CONTROL!!!

Twilight:

Hello there, oh, what's your name again?
I mean, I haven't seen you since, what, 2010?
You can't handle my friends? Just look at yours!
Mr. Speedy, the knucklehead, the yellow nerd, and the bat-whore!
I'm the master of magic, you're an emo freak
Don't use your emeralds too much, they're losing their streak!
Just a spark of my horn, and it's better than all of your gems combined!
I've saved Equestria 3 times! Goodbye! You can't even rhyme!

Shadow:

I'm the meaning of epic, your show is for girls,
your lessons about friendship just make me want to hurl!
You've angered me now, and there's no turning back!
You're wack! All good mental conditions, you lack!
CRASH, BASH, THRASH, I'LL DESTROY YOU, TRASH!
BITCH, GO BACK HOME AND HAVE SEX WITH RAINBOW DASH!

Twilight:

Um, anger issues, much? Geez, you're more chaotic than Discord!
Ultimate lifeform? More like the ultimate goth lord!
If you're looking for a fight, then come and get it!
You're just jealous of Sonic because he gets more credit!
Spike, I need you to write this down.
Dear, Princess Celestia, take this fucking hedgehog out of town!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES, EPIC RAP BATTLES, EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

Shadow The Hedgehog vs. Twilight Sparkle - ERB Parody #1

Two fan bases battle to see who's show held up better. Magic vs Space.

Cast:
Justin Buckner: Brony 1
RLYoshi: Brony 2
SuperThingsOnCups: Brony 3
HarryPotter2875: Brony 4
Nathan Provost: Trekkie 1
WoodenHornets: Trekkie 2
Kevin Krust: Trekkie 3
LazySundayPaper: Trekkie 4

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
BRONIES
VERSUS
TREKIES
BEGIN

Bronies:
(#1):
Once upon a time in the land of Equestria
This fandom arose, ready to make a mess of ya

(#2):
We're going Strong on this bitch, having a Ball
Just answer this Q: What makes you a threat at all?

(#3):
We're wreaking Discord in a musical Cadence
The next big thing, while your fame has faded

(#4):
We have more class than DJ Pon-3 and Octavia
But call us Fluttershy, as we'll be the ones to tame ya

Trekkies:
(#1):
You joined the big league, so you now you'll pay the Enterprise,
You were stupid enough to battle us, but that ain't no real surprise.

(#2):
We won't act like Flutterbitch, we'll be real diabolical.
You're gonna win? Just like Spock says "That's very illogical."

(#3):
We could rap in Klingon, and still have better flow,
I mean at least we don't clop to a fucking kids show!

(#4):
You'll be gone The Next Generation, and Star Trek will still go strong!
You're too immature to be here, the playground's where you belong

Bronies:

(#3):
We can buck you faster than ten seconds flat

(#1)
And with our rhymes, we're fiercer than Rarity's cat

(#2):
Feuding with you guys? Easier than a Magic Duel

(#4):
You should visit Cheerilee, cause you're about to get schooled

(#2):
Star Trek? We can get more entertainment from playing Pong

(#1):
You guys are probably people that judge shows by their theme song

(#3):
You're all heading Into Darkness, time to prepare for your doom

(All):
Because you're all getting slammed by this Sonic RapBoom!

Trekkies:
(#2):
If people hate on the show you go nuts, you're all hypocrites

(#4):
So it seems "love and tolerance" is just a bunch of bullshit!

(#1):
Beam us up Scotty, these bronies are about to go BOOM,
Now we will boldly go where no brony has gone before, 

(All):
A GIRLS BEDROOM!

(#3):
Bronies don't show the love of the show, they just make shitty OC's.

(#2):
And also, watching that show doesn't give you an actual crony

(#1):
We travel through the entire universe and discover new worlds,

(#4):
while your story has been made for prepubescent girls.

Bronies:
(All):
We'll snap your fucking necks, like Fluttershy killed a bear

(#2):
We may support friendship, 

(#1):
but we don't always share and care

(#4):
Just lay off us already, you lazy little slacker

(#2):
Or we'll go Big Mac on you; Sweet Apple Massacre

(#3):
We're producing more scared than the Luna Game

(#1):
While you're just producing unoriginal fan names

(#2):
So go back to your crappy Enterprise, you little headaches
And hurry...we're getting hungry for Cupcakes!

Trekkies:
(#1):
We're actually talented, 

(#4):
rapping even better than Zecora,

(#2):
We would be nice, 

(#3):
if you were actually sane we'd ignore ya

(#1):
But you're not, so we'll show you really how stupid you all are,

(#4):
Even Derpy can see, that in life you won't go far!

(#2):
It's pretty obvious that My Little Pony has the worst fans

(#1):
Exhibit A: little girl, 

(#2):
Exhibit B: old horny man

(#3):
This battle is over, we won with our superior minds and our awesome tech,

(All):
Remember from now on little faggots, never mess with Star Trek!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Bronies vs Trekkies. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 29.

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Willy Wonka

VERSUS!

King Dedede!

BEGIN!

King Dedede:
CHANNEL DDD! SUP Y'ALL!!
I'll make you wish that your books weren't created by Ronald Dahl!
An golden ticket tour last time? With 5 kids?
Named Mike, Violet, Veruca, Augustus, and Charlie? NO SHIT!
Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder? I don't care!
I would rather use Escargoon to knock you high up in the air!
Never mess with kings! Or they will fuck you up!
Waddle Dees! Attack! I just had fricking enough!

Willy Wonka:
WAIT! Not so fast, penguin freak!
You're a disgrace for everyone at Cappy Town, even Kirby!
You and him fight each other to get food back in the Gourmet Race!
I mean, what else can I say?
Stop ordering monsters to kill Kirby! They never work!
You're just the heartless king of jealousy! I'm a best miracle worker!
Bitch! I hope you're the best when you're in a bathtub, too!
OOMPA! LOOMPA! DO-BA-DE DOO!

King Dedede:
Me? The king of jealousy? YOU'RE the one who's jealous!
Watch me grab another hammer and do an double clobber-i-ness!
Sorry, Wet Willy, but you lost your chance!
One more thing. You can have MY BIG GAY DANCE!

Willy Wonka:
You can't come with me in a world of Pure Imagination!
Can't ya tell? This is your entire humilation!
So, OOMPA! LOOMPA! DO-BEH-DA DEE!
If you are wise, you'll listen to me!

Oompa-Loompas:
Dedede's a rotten boss to work for.
That we can't ever deny.
Because he yells and screams and criticizes, no matter how Escargoon tried.
He deserve a raise, but alas, you refuse.
And all you gave him are bumps and bruises!
You're a grouch, and a grump. We gotta say!

Willy Wonka & Oompa-Loompas:
We hope Escargoon or Kirby will be a better king someday!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! *Willy Wonka sang opera*
RAP! *Dedede does big gay dance*
BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

Willy Wonka vs. King Dedede - ERB Parody #2

SPONGEBOB-KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA -DJ STACELO

Two badass World War II vets, Nikolai Belinski, zombie slayer from Call of Duty and Ryan from famous movie Saving Private Ryan.

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
NIKOLAI 
VERSUS
PRIVATE RYAN
BEGIN

Nikolai:
I'm drinking vodka tonight, after I knifed you to pieces
I'm shooting zombies, you're shooting prayers, jesus..
You're not a soldier, James, you fucked up for your whole team
I'm a Russian, you're a private with too much self asteem!
I will John H. Mill you into pieces, demon spawn.
Trust me, you'll be dead before the break of dawn.
You guys won the war, well I don't give a crap.
No vodka for you, but I give you free bitch slap.

Ryan:
Calm your russian ass down, I ain't a zombie, you know
I'm private Ryan, Belinski, and I'm here to steal the show.
You're a stupid alcoholic, so you better run and hustle
At least I have friends to get saved by, you've been chosen for your muscles.
I killed more Jerries in one day, than you've killed zombies in a year
When the zombie dogs come 'round, your black heart gets filled with fear.
I'm not an ordinary private, nick, all your money got stolen.
You're a Russian prick, with a small dick, gettin' down with Richtofen!

Nikolai:
Tell me, does it hurt when I punch you in the belly button?
Just like my first wife, I shall kill you with my shotgun.
This is what I call goulash, all the blood and gore.
You look scared Francis, never seen a real man before?
You were married to one woman? Pfff I've had nine.
Normally I'd drink vodka, but not this time!
You would taste so much worse than a quick revive
Just like any private, you'll never make it out alive.

Ryan:
Hear that Nikolai, the beat's slowing down.
Cuz I don't need no sound to kick your ass outta town!
Man, you're so cool, killing all your wives...
I was a hero, who got unlucky while saving millions of lives.
We'll set you up, like we did to the half-track of the germans
I can bet my family, all your wives looked like  cindy sherman
You just lost this battle, like you lost every game
I'll give you such a hard beating, you'll never forget my name.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Willy Wonka vs. King Dedede - ERB Parody #2

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