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Ken Ashcorp - I'm Your Slave

This is not my song, I do not have the rights to this song. But I just really wanted to hear it on soundcloud!

but please go support Ken Ashcorp any way possible. He is a great 
multi-instrumentalist!

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I wanna be wanted
I wanna be loved
I wanna just fall asleep at night and pray that you're making it up
I'm living the nightmare
'Cause I'm living the dream
It's not about anything I want
It's about what I need

I'm broken
Trust, devotion
Life's an ocean
And I'm drowning
I can't breathe
It's you I need
Oh, please don't leave
I need you, god, I need you

Take hold of my chains and lift me up when I'm not strong
Take what remains, at your call's where I belong
I'm on my knees but when it's you I know that it's not wrong
I need you

Please
Protect me
I'll love you if you let me
I know there's something there to save
So sign my life away
Moments on my lips like cabernet
I'm okay when I'm your slave

((I'm okay when I'm your slave))
((I'm okay when I'm your slave))

I wanna be wanted
I wanna be loved
I wanna pin all my hopes on you, that I stay true
And I pray it's enough
This world is a nightmare
That's what I believe
I wanna vent all my anger out there but I can't find no reprieve

I'm broken
Trust, devotion
Life's an ocean
Oh god, I'm drowning once again
Oh, it's you I need
Oh, please don't leave
I need you
I need you

Take hold of my chains and lift me up when I'm not strong
Take what remains, at your call's where I belong
I'm on my knees but when it's you I know that it's not wrong
I need you
I miss you
I love you

Push me, pull me, wrap your fingers round my neck
I need your hatred when there's nothing left
I need your mark emblazoned on my cheek
I need your strength when I get in too deep

And I fall so deep

Please
Protect me
I'll love you if you let me
I know there's something there to save
So sign my life away
Moments on my lips like cabernet
I'm okay when I'm your slave
((I'm okay when I'm your slave))

Please
Protect me
I'll love you if you let me
I know there's something there to save
So sign my life away
Moments on my lips like cabernet
I'm okay when I'm your slave

Sitting in silence
I felt your embrace
Covenants binding
Wrapped up in lace
Things that I hope for
Things that I crave
Make me your only
Make me your slave

I'm okay when I'm your slave
I'm okay when I'm your slave

ken ashcorp - pippa the ripper (COVER)

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Ryder Or Riot

Das Kind hat Fragen

Here it is! The Blizzcon Song Contest Winner (1st PLACE) 2011!!! 
Unfortunately, due to Blizzard's rules, the entire song is under two minutes long. However, this song more than makes up for the lack of space! 

PvP follows my adventures through both life in the world of Azeroth and my own life as well. Whether it's a beautiful Night Elf Rogue, trapped in a tower in Tol Barad or whether it's a girl, out of my reach, this song is about love AND my love for World of Warcraft. I always said I'd make a song chronicling my rise from 1-85 and this is as good as it's going to get! 

Please enjoy the 1st place winning entry from Blizzard's Song Contest 2011!

Lyrics:
This is my war song all for you 
I just do not know what to do 
I keep on coming back it's true 
At 10 I knew my place was here 
So leave your doubts and have no fear 
The righteous path is clear 

Pay me no heed I'm about to cause a shakeup 
Why won't you just wake up 
Why can't you just take up 
Arms to defend yourself against me? 
Dashing young rogues can't be helped when consecrated 
I still stand elated 
Even when berated 
Wish you could just see what I see 
The gates have opened once again 
A winter valley, summer sand 
And all my friends, they tell me 

Yeah, you got class 
Yeah, you got style 
How will you make it at 85? 
This world's a battleground 
You're lucky, even now, to be alive 
From the ruins to the flag 
I'll take it back I'll strike you down 
I'll strike you down 

Under-geared everywhere I look around me 
Gnomes can still astound me 
Trying to confound me 
We don't have this problem, but you do 
Excuse me miss, but I'd like to cash my honor 
Thought I was a goner 
Should have done a runner 
But I still stood and fought for you 

From the ruins to the flag 
I'll take it back I'll strike you down 
I'll strike you down 

Tol Barad 
It ain't so bad 
Surrounded by my friends 
Brave the weather 
Fight the storm 
Stay together 
Live once more 
Overpowered, my desire 
Is to meet you in that spire 
I'm on fire, can't cool down, oh can't you see? 
It means too much to me 
My life is PVP

Hora Hora~ 
Game of the year, all years, Monster Girl Quest (Monmusu Quest! Zenshou ~Makereba Youjo ni Okasareru~) provides an accurate portrayal of fighting for the greater good. I'll never lose because, if I do, the monster girls will violate me. And that's terrible. 
I have too much fun playing this NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL game and I had too much fun making this song. Hope you enjoy it!  Special thanks to Nyanners and Ste (http://getvent.tumblr.com) for making all of this possible.

Lyrics:
Pick up my sword it's time to do business 
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this 
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees 

Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil 
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil 
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please 

Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate 
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate 
Put in my place but I'll break out once again 

All these encounters may just leave me scarred 
And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard 
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend 

I don't give a damn, not an iota 
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 

Lately I know I'm going so crazy 
Never thought goodness would be so hazy 
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught 

But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this 
Gotta get out and get back to business 
Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought 

I don't give a damn, not an iota 
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 

We'll see the light of day again my dear 
Let's go on an adventure 
The heavens frown upon us on this day 
But I've still got my quota 
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 
(Oooooo) 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail

Touch Fluffy Tail

Supernatural is a slower and more melodic song. It's also heavily inspired by a really great cartoon. 
Art by Rose: briskby.tumblr.com

Lyrics:
Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you 
Or you'll miss me when I'm gone 
Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon 
And I'm gonna set things straight again 
I'm gonna prove them wrong 
I'm gonna show the world the supernatural 

I wasn't prepared to be a scared young boy 
I wasn't prepared to be read like Tolstoy 
And destroy 
These feelings I feel inside 

This war and peace inside my mind 
Finding things I shouldn't find 
This time they're out to get you 
You kinda scare me and I wanna let you 

Go 
And find another adventure 
C'mon let's go 
I found something interesting and we should discover it together 

Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you 
Or you'll miss me when I'm gone 
Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon 
And I'm gonna set things straight again 
I'm gonna prove them wrong 
I'm gonna show the world the supernatural 

I wasn't prepared to be a full grown man 
I wasn't prepared to take your hand 
A plan? 
You already know me 
Feel this one and just go with me 

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind 
If I can't see then I can't find 
These things that are out to get you 
You kinda scare me and I wanna let you 

Go 
And find another adventure 
C'mon let's go 
I found something interesting and we should discover it together 

Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you 
Or you'll miss me when I'm gone 
Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon 
And I'm gonna set things straight again 
I'm gonna prove them wrong 
I'm gonna show the world the supernatural 

Call my name 
I'm still here 
Feeling safe 
When you're near 
This magic is tragic 
Just to see me smile 
Won't you hold me for a while? 

Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you 
Or you'll miss me when I'm gone 
Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon 
Gonna set things straight again 
I'm gonna prove them wrong 
I'm gonna show the world the supernatural 

Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you 
Or you'll miss me when I'm gone 
Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon 
And I'm gonna set things straight again 
I'm gonna prove them wrong 
I'm gonna show the world the supernatural

Supernatural

A combination of the final two lines of Disgaea 2, Shut Up And Trust This is also a combination of two points of view and two different voices. I guess you might say that this song holds a lot of weight to myself!
Art: https://twitter.com/cyanatar & https://twitter.com/Michafrar

Lyrics:
Moving forward directionally 
Meant to be taking strides in our lives intellectually 
Infecting me with a cure that I was never meant to see 
(Ooooo) 

I'll make you feel better 
Yeah I'll make you feel sane 
There's a second voice inside my head it tells me 

(Yeah) 
Shut up and trust this 
I wanna go 
I wanna know 
I wanna show you something better than before 
So shut up and trust this 
Oh I can't take it any more 

I'm like a crimson flame 
Maybe if I try then I can spark and ignite her 
Yeah when I called, you came 
You twisted the thorn but you made me brighter 
(Ohhh) 

I'll make you feel better 
Yeah I'll make you feel sane 
There's a second voice inside my head it tells me 

(Yeah) 
Shut up and trust this 
I wanna go 
I wanna know 
I wanna show you something better than before 
So shut up and trust this 
Oh I can't take it any more 

We level like an RPG 
We're magnitude 10, you're magnitude 3.3 
If it ain't broke, don't fix it 
I'm so conflicted and you're so restricted 

Listen, listen, listen 
To the sound of my voice 
And drown out all the pain 
Yeah, it's okay to cry I wonder why I feel the same 

I'm like a crimson flame 
Maybe if I try then I can spark and ignite her 
But she feels bruised and maimed 
Maybe she's not listening to the voice inside her 
(Ohhh) 

I'll make you feel better 
Yeah I'll make you feel sane 
There's a second voice inside my head it tells me 

Yeah 
I wanna go 
I wanna know 
I wanna show you something better than before 
So shut up and trust this 

Yeah 
I wanna go 
I wanna know 
I wanna show you something better than before 
So shut up and trust this 
Oh I can't take it any more

Shut Up And Trust This

Absolute Territory (or Zettai Ryouiki 絶対領域) details the area of the thigh between the skirt and the sock. It has been said that this mysterious and dangerous area is a magnet for one's gaze... 
Artwork by: Gashi-gashi (gashi45.tumblr.com)

Lyrics:
She's got a fetish for fine art 
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt 
She goes right to my heart 
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt 

I get the feeling I'm in deep 
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high 
This kind of girl don't get no sleep 
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up 
Oh my my! 

Checkered pattern on your skirt 
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening 
I can't resist the way you flirt 
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening 

I get the feeling less is more 
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière 
That ratio; a perfect score 
A girl's status is measured by her denier 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory 

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip 
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip) 

That's it, baby, take control 
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react 
You're gonna steal my very soul 
More manslaughter than the third impact 

I see you strutting in that pleat 
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows 
This kind of girl just can't be beat 
She whispers in my ear 
Take off your clothes 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

Absolute Territory

We are disgraced to live in these cages we call walls.
Art by Junkpuyo: http://junkpuyo.tumblr.com/

Lyrics:
Destroy apathy and hope 
Destroy everything you own 
Nihilistic tendencies within my bones 
You gotta break a few 
You gotta lose it all 

This fear
No, I'm not ashamed 
Giants tower over bodies charred and maimed 
Am I sick with a disease or am I sane 
You gotta start to run 
Before you learn to crawl 

My mind's a wreck 
They tell me everything will be okay 
Well, I wanna be the hunter not the hunted 
I wanna be the killer not the prey 

My heart can't take much more 
Constantly repeating every single beat I felt before 
Every single time I hit that wall 
Crystal bodies hold me tight 
As I fall into the night 
Just for a chance to see the light 

The beating of the drum 
That I heard so many times I became numb 
Are we constantly tormented just for fun 
We'll never understand 
The killer starting gun 

Hold your breath and plunge too deep 
My demons always had my soul to keep 
And I'm dying every time I fall asleep 
I wanna be reborn 
Instead of being done 

My mind's a wreck 
What use is believing if I can't pray 
I wanna be the hunter not the hunted 
I wanna live one more day 

Can't take much more 
Constantly repeating every single beat I felt before 
Every single time I hit that wall 
Crystal bodies hold me tight 
As I fall into the night 
Just for a chance to see the light 

Give me a chance to see the light 

Human disease 
I'm getting sick of it 
Fall to your knees 
Fake it till it washes all away

Hunter

Have you ever wanted a doujinshi in song form? 
No? 
Too bad. 

Art by: RiceGnat http://www.ricegnat.moe 
Aranei VA: MegaMoeka http://www.megamoeka.com 
Kaleina VA: エミたん emitan http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5566184 
A massive thank you to all at the Medical Whiskey group, for the inspiration to write this song! http://www.medicalwhiskey.com 
Also a massive thank you to Lappuru/Henkuma/変熊 who makes every day just that little bit brighter http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=397729

Lyrics:
She was the image of my fantasies 
Long hair, purple eyes 
And two big pointy ears 

The Dwarven ale's on me 
And maybe you as well, girl, hopefully 
Now I didn't expect what I heard next 
Made my head spin so fast it'd break necks 
She said; 
Hey, bitch, what's up? 
You're the kind of girl that could give me the good long SUCC 
And I don't need first name basis 
Maybe we could pass it to each other 'round the third or fourth bases 
Well, what the hell? 
She got my mind fucked like Galadriel 
And I can see that we're thirsty 
Call it intuition but it ain't just our glasses that's dirty 

And I was bridal carried upstairs 
And I was thinking 'bout asking her for three hairs 
So here's a little secret to this 
Elves are quick to recognize lewdness 

WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Oooh, I love it all 
You might think I'm kinda crass 
But baby, you can kiss my ass! 
WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Stacy's mom can join in too 
That's right 
I delight in being lewd 

/// Okay, settle down, I don't even know your name 
It's Aranei 
Okay, that's a lovely name but--- 
And my name's Kaleina! 
That's also a lovely name 
Wait, when did you get here?! /// 

Aranei and Kaleina 
You don't have to explain 
I know exactly what you're doing 
But how far ahead did you plan all of the screwing? 
Pffft, cut that pussy shit 
Get up on that pussy, bitch 
Call me mistress like you know that you're working it 
YES MISS 
Put the collar on and pose 
One bitch boy and two elf hoes 
Well, what the hell? 
We got this far so we might as well 
And things were getting kinda kinky 
Essentially the content of a Henkuma doujinshi 

Imagine the scene; 
Three bodies all together, me in between 
Pressing up against my body 
HOLD UP 
/// That's a little bigger than I was expecting 
Which one of us are you using that on?! /// 

WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Oooh, I love it all 
You might think I'm kinda crass 
But baby, you can kiss my ass! 
WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Stacy's mom can join in too 
You gotta love those MILFs, man 
I delight in being lewd 

If you're into it, just be into it 

We don't kinkshame, no 
We don't kinkshame, no 
We don't kinkshame, no 
If you're into it, just be into it 
(x4) 

No, I won't say I'm sorry 
For liking lewd elf girls and futanari 
Yeah! 

/// You ready to go again, Kiddo? 
Yes, indeed I am! 
[[CHORTLING INTENSIFIES]] 
Oh boy! ///

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Art by Norasuko: https://www.patreon.com/norasuko
Bandcamp: https://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track...
iTunes and Spotify soon!
Those bears will eat you alive. 
The invisible storm will come for you.
Annie, Kenny, and Mae.

Lyrics:
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Why don't you tell me what exactly I did wrong? 
I'm open to the bones 
And all these flowers you trampled in the garden 
Replaced with stones 

Looking at the two-way mirrors 
White chapels and white walls fade away to dreams 
Looking at the white veil falling 
The promises we made 
The promises we'll keep 

They set fire to the forest 
Hoping they would catch the bear 
I'm as guilty as they promised 
All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm 
Keep me safe 
Keep me warm 

Why won't you tell me? 
Why won't you talk to me at all? 
Your face stuck to your phone 
So we're black lilies 
Well we'll still grow without the sun 
No, we won't be alone 

We walled our hearts off to them 
Those petty high school calls fade away to dreams 
Looking at the white veil falling 
The promises we made 
The promises we'll keep 

They set fire to the forest 
Hoping they would catch the bear 
I'm as guilty as they promised 
All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm 
Keep me safe 
Keep me warm 

They set fire to the forest 
They set fire to the forest 
They set fire to the forest 
They set fire to the forest 

They set fire to the forest 
I'm as guilty as they promised 
All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm 
Keep me safe 
Keep me warm

Black Lily

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Ken Ashcorp - Take Me Home

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Ken Ashcorp - Not One Less

Just a guy who's a musician for fun. Shortstack Panda Girl not related.

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