the theme songs for all 9 mercs of the game 'Team Fortress 2'

TF2 - Mercenary Themes

Fervert Mejic 9

Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack   Dreams Of Cruelty

tf2 Main Theme

tf2 Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

tf2 Drunken Pipe Bomb

This is not mine. I posted this because it wasn't on soundcloud yet. The original music and video belong to Team Fortress 2 (aka Valve)

Mann Vs Machine [TF2]

Some parts of this song in the background can only be heard with headphones on.  So I tried my best to make the otherwise 'un-hearable' parts hearable.  If I'm unhappy with it I'll make another version.

Half-Life 2: Ep 2 OST - Last Legs [Stereo Correction]

Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack - The Art Of War

Half Life 1 OST - Adrenaline Horror

Half Life 1 OST - Diabolical Adrenaline Guitar

16-Bit TF2 Theme

Moral of the Story: Don't spam E.

Original Song:

Casin - glue70

You Ubercharged in the Wrong Neighborhood

ft. iDubbbzTV & Mac

--LYRICS--

Guess who’s back 
Back again 
Uncle’s back 
Tell a friend 

Uncle’s back 
(x7) 

I’ve created a sentry 
‘Cause nobody wants a Dispenser no more 
They want a killer to deliver 
Well if you want Uncle, this is what I’ll give ya 
A little bitty Mini with a Widowmaker 
Couple shots that’ll straight up drop a medic and a heavy combo 
They hop to the restock closet 
As the round time left on the clock is fading 
And I’m top of the scoreboard, I’m dominating 

You kids in the comments can stop debating 
If I’ll make another mixtape, it’s long awaited 
I know you’re trying to blow a conch to save me 
But I’ve got five pocket medics on me baby 

I’m an Engineer fuckin’ wit' ya ears, tryin’ to keep things weird 
Tryin’ to show his peers 
That all you can do is sit here and call me queer 
But you’d never do this in a million years 

So, come on and build a gun on the hill 
Fuck that - a gun in your grill, and farmin’ the kills 
And get ready, cause this guy’s gonna rage-heavy 
I just hit three hundred thousand 
Fuck you Delfy! 

So lay back and let’s drink some beer 
And everybody, move up your gear 
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here 
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer 
(x2) 

Little nephews, it’s a wonder I get views 
All I do is jizz that my Engineer set rules 
I start feeling like the people with these views 
Have never watched a second of my channel 
And that’s cool 

He mains Engie, brain must be empty 
Started a revolution, pollutin’ the game state 
A Valve shill 
Well let me make things clear that Engineer 
Is the only thing a tiny bit weird 
Besides my white beard 

I never asked for this 
I never passed any class 
To read a mountain of sass 
But now I’m Batman 
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 

Put a mask on when I wanna play a game of Badlands 
But then again, I can’t exactly take this shit for granted 
All I wanna do is show the world the Engie’s not a turtle 

It’s interesting - what I think is the best thing 
Interests these kids who watch vids, no resting 

Testing: your minds are free 
To have a thought that doesn’t involve what me 
And all the YouTubers think about what should be 
On the patch notes when it updates for free 

So lay back and let’s drink some beer 
And everybody, move up your gear 
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here 
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer 
(x2)

Feel Like Playin' Engineer (ft. IDubbbzTV & Mac)

--LYRICS--

Nobody play with me 
Spies get away from me 
Waaaay... 
(Yeah! Yeah!) 

Ay, I require heavy sandwiches and medic overheal 
I’m about to make a fuckin’ play that Lucky Luke will feel 
Loaded all my shots, I’m in my spot with both hands on the wheel
Get on my cam, because you’ll want this up in your demo reel 

I can see their Medic sittin’ there without a hint of 
What I’m ‘bout to do next - more oblivious than Mike Scott 
Oooh, dat Heavy’s good, but he won’t see me: The Engie Bomb 
Yo, give me an opening and just consider him gone 

DM ‘til the AM, I am the M of this PUG 
Pissin’ off the DM, playin’ D&D - that’s luck 
If you try to BM, me still be the greatest, punk 
I just quit this season because I don’t need this junk 

My last vid just went viral 
Next vid’ll put subbies in a spiral 
Behind the scenes I like to make the Medic’s die, tho 
There’s secret to it I know, bitch 
In tunnel 

Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down 

Who dat Scout thinkin’ that he walkin’ on my land 
Get the fuck off my flank with the Sandman 
Get the fuck off that point - out my scene 
I’ll make a play fuckin’ up your whole team 

I’m so fuckin’ sick and tired of the Overwatch 
Please compare this game to something good like Quake: Live 
Compare it to a game that’s not a Fisher-Price FPS 
Keep your clusterfuck roster, I’ll take my nine classes any day 

And that’s not that crazy, ay 
You too scared to play me, ay 
Throw a wrench into the fray 
If you want a crazy game 
Hackers do not phase me, ay 
I do not play DayZ, ay 
Never even blazed it, ay 
White beard, never shave it, ay 
I’m CGP Grey, meets Dunkey mixed with Vsauce, ay 
Watch my frag vids, and let’s hear the Meds talk, ay 
If I kill a Medic, it won’t be an accident, ay 
I’m not pending in fact I’m sent, bitch 
In tunnel 

Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel

MED DOWN

Over the years while listening to Kelly Bailey's music I've discovered little tricks he's used that nobody else usually points out.  In Half-Life 2's soundtrack there is a song called 'CP Violation' which is later followed by 'CP Violation (Remix)'.  I've never thought twice about it until recently but perhaps both tracks used to be one entire track, and Kelly Bailey decided to chop them up into separate songs?

It's a bit of a stretch to assume this, but both tracks can be edited together seamlessly, and no other song in the entire OST has '(Remix)' at the end of its name.

Fun Fact: The name 'CP Violation' in this case has two meanings.  In the Half-Life universe 'CP' stands for 'Civil Protection', a voluntary police unit installed by the Combine to keep human citizens "in-line".  However in scientific terms, a CP violation refers to something no longer being C or P symmetrical and breaks symmetry.  This nod is likely intended, because the songs play when the player has to travel through canals filled with random pieces of junk and debris while getting shot at by Civil Protection officers.  In addition, another track that plays not to long after 'CP Violation' is called 'Broken Symmetry', further implying the scientific reference.

Half-Life 2 OST - CP Violation (Combined)

none of this is by me im just reposting this for  other people to hear

TF2 - High Quality Magnum Force Theme

Kevin Hernandez